Coworker Battle To The Death!

[420seriouscat69]

what is the prize for the person who enrolls the most students in an online college?

this is very important

Not online and a very nice raise every 6th months with a chance to move to a directors role.

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

Is this a for-profit college?

[420seriouscat69]

Yes.

[hemmy]

I'm simply astonished how in no time flat wacky is able to be the top performer at every job he gets and is subsequently fired from.

I've been let go from one job in my life, dork store. I have a lot of experience in higher education. It was a easy fit. Plus, I'm not leading, I'm 2nd right now. Would have been 1 back tho with that student.

uh huh, surrrrrrrrrrre.

[Fedor]

what is the prize for the person who enrolls the most students in an online college?

this is very important

Not online and a very nice raise every 6th months with a chance to move to a directors role.

Is there any way for your gE friends to enroll/help your #'s without any effort or personal risk?

[420seriouscat69]

I wish. Actually, let me think about this. Do you guys have any dead beat family members in the KC area who need an education?

[The1BigWillie]

I would like to see a workplace operate before Wackycat, during wackycat, and after wackycat.  I'll bet it changes quite a bit.

 

[slobber]

I wish. Actually, let me think about this. Do you guys have any dead beat family members in the KC area who need an education?

ask the phog

[CNS]

I wish. Actually, let me think about this. Do you guys have any dead beat family members in the KC area who need an education?

It's too bad you have already pissed all over The Phog's folded and recently laundered clothes. 

Edit: Oh man!  Dobbs, you beat me.

[michigancat]

wacky's workplace sounds like a very depressing place despite the hilarious hijinx.

[The1BigWillie]

Cream always rises to the top Wacky. Just keep doing your thing and be awesome... She can't take that away from you.  It'll all sort out.

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

wacky's workplace sounds like a very depressing place despite the hilarious hijinx.

It's a for profit college. These institutions are scum.

[420seriouscat69]

I'm changing lives, ell!

[star seed 7]

didn't you have a have a similar slut/bitch/whore situation about a week into your former job?

[sys]

I have a lot of experience in higher education.

i enjoyed this.  thank you, ws08.

[sys]

It's a for profit college. These institutions are scum.

they should be illegal, and i say that about almost nothing.

[michigancat]

I'm changing lives, ell!

By loading people with student loan debt?

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

I'm changing lives, ell!

By loading people with student loan debt?

While the majority of these people won't get better/higher paying jobs with their "degree".

[420seriouscat69]

I have a lot of experience in higher education.

i enjoyed this.  thank you, ws08.

I spent two years as an ambassador at K-State, 3 years at another for profit as a recruiter, etc. I know you're being smug, but that's experience.

[420seriouscat69]

Are you guys really this small minded? State schools and for profits all have recruiters. Schools are accredited based on the type of school. If you're regionally accredited, then you're as legit as it gets. Ppl rack up debt at state schools too. Also, since 2010, for profits were forced to change the way they enroll. The government made the changes. You can't be compensated for performance, but by competencies. Do some research fellas.

[jmlynch1]

Are you guys really this small minded? State schools and for profits all have recruiters. Schools are accredited based on the type of school. If you're regionally accredited, then you're as legit as it gets. Ppl rack up debt st state schools too. Also, since 2010 for profits were faced to change the way they enroll. The government made the changes. You can't be compensated for performance, but by competencies. Do some research fellas.

Shouldn't matter that these kids don't enroll then huh?

[sys]

I have a lot of experience in higher education.

i enjoyed this.  thank you, ws08.

I spent two years as an ambassador at K-State, 3 years st another for profit as a recruiter, etc. I know you're being smug, but that's experience.

i guess it's still smug, but it was a comment about your employer, not about you.

[420seriouscat69]

Like any other job, you want to perform. You have goals, just like any other job.

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

Are you guys really this small minded? State schools and for profits all have recruiters. Schools are accredited based on the type of school. If you're regionally accredited, then you're as legit as it gets. Ppl rack up debt at state schools too. Also, since 2010, for profits were forced to change the way they enroll. The government made the changes. You can't be compensated for performance, but by competencies. Do some research fellas.

In this day and age not everyone is meant to go to college. For-profits prey on people who might not be able to get into a state university or even community college. They then dump a crap ton of student debt on them for a piece of crap degree that won't further their career for the better. Everything they do is in the best interest of their share holders and not the students. eff for-profit colleges.

  still buds tho Wacky

[CNS]

Give me some examples of for-profit colleges in KC.