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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: Dr Rick Daris on November 15, 2013, 10:11:55 AM
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knock, knock
who's there?
oh you know, just some chips...
just some chips who?
oh gee, it's just us...doritos, cheetos and pringles
hey dicks, I don't think you guys are really chips. get out of here.
somebody asks what they can bring and you say some potato chips and then they bring one of these. understandable but probably not technically doing what you asked, huh? and before you ask, yes I know there are multiple kinds of each and yes I know things like funyons exist. don't over think this one. which is best? who is best? father knows best? this. is. snackoff.
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d'reets
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pringles just ooze class in this lineup
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There is really no debate here. Only eat doritos and Cheetos if you want gross, orange stained hands. No thanks.
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'itos
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Easiest snack off ever. Chips in a can? Nope. And I don't even know what a cheeto is trying to be.
Doritos.
/snackoff
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is there corn dip around? fritos.
no? cheetos.
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Easiest snack off ever. Chips in a can? Nope. And I don't even know what a cheeto is trying to be.
Doritos.
/snackoff
lol how many dews are u gonna crush with elwood afterwards bro
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Easiest snack off ever. Chips in a can? Nope. And I don't even know what a cheeto is trying to be.
Doritos.
/snackoff
lol how many dews are u gonna crush with elwood afterwards bro
A LOT BECAUSE ELWOOD IS rough ridin' AWESOME OK
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Easiest snack off ever. Chips in a can? Nope. And I don't even know what a cheeto is trying to be.
Doritos.
/snackoff
lol how many dews are u gonna crush with elwood afterwards bro
Are you telling me you wouldn't slam some dews with elwood given the chance? You're enhancing my point if anything.
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Cheetos by a nose over Doritos.
And another _FAN snack confession: Pringles are the worst chips ever made (and maybe the worst snack product), They are the tator tots of the chip world; leftover potato product ground up and formed into these awful creations. No chip made from a real potato could be stacked uniformly and placed inside a tennis ball can. Just a terrible food invention.
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Easiest snack off ever. Chips in a can? Nope. And I don't even know what a cheeto is trying to be.
Doritos.
/snackoff
lol how many dews are u gonna crush with elwood afterwards bro
Are you telling me you wouldn't slam some dews with elwood given the chance? You're enhancing my point if anything.
that's a different challenge (and the answer is that i'd help him kill that 18-pack)
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Extra crunchy potato chips of the salt-vinegar, 'peno, or bbq variety.
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Doritos because the Taco shell was a game changer. Also these,
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pringles are the tater tots of the potato chip world. this fact submitted without judgement.
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Cheetos by a nose over Doritos.
And another _FAN snack confession: Pringles are the worst chips ever made (and maybe the worst snack product), They are the tator tots of the chip world; leftover potato product ground up and formed into these awful creations. No chip made from a real potato could be stacked uniformly and placed inside a tennis ball can. Just a terrible food invention.
I agree 100%, I'm just assuming in this scenario that we are having turkey sandwiches which pairs perfectly with cheetos.
BUT! Wait for it! I do like to make those awesome duck lips with 2 pringles chips
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it's tough cause I love them all
so much you guys.
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I can't eat Cheetos ever since I heard about how Mangino ate a family sized bag of puffs a day and left Cheeto stains on all the papers he touched in the football office. A+ source
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wow there are more fat gross people around here eating cheetohs than i thought
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ryan mueller likes cheetos
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cheetos are the grossest food on earth
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Extra crunchy potato chips of the salt-vinegar, 'peno, or bbq variety.
Do you need help reading?
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if sun chips were an option
or arts and marys jalapeno chips :love: my mouth is watering
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the one good thing about cheetohs is that charlie puts cheetoh fingers on the wall with the cat in it. other than that, complete garbage/waste of time
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Doritos needs to bring back the hot wings/blue cheese collisions. It was my go to for a couple of years before they were discontinued.
Cheetos are for children. No self respecting adult brings Cheetos to a party.
Pringles taste like plywood.
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Doritos, hands down. Those complaining about orange hands, why don't you use a rough ridin' napkin like an adult? If your only method of cleaning off your hands is wiping them on your pants or licking off whatever is on your hands, then you have a lot bigger problem than orange hands, because you're a disgusting child who hasn't even learned the most basic tenets of dining etiquette.
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flamin hot cheetos murders all those other not chips. i voted for cheetos of which flamin hot cheetos are a subset.
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oh man, just looked up how pringles are made. can i just unvote from this poll and go hungry?
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oh man, just looked up how pringles are made. can i just unvote from this poll and go hungry?
they take all the parts that get rejected from the hot dog slime and smash it into a disk
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Pringles are disgusting. Anyone who has ever eaten a Pringle instantly knows exactly how they are made.
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Yep, it's doritos and they've come out with some great new flavors too.
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I love all snack foods as well as all foods of any other category, so my only real way to measure this is to imagine how much i could eat in one sitting. the one i can eat the most of is obvy the best.
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Pringles are disgusting. Anyone who has ever eaten a Pringle instantly knows exactly how they are made.
i was blinded by the fact that i don't like doritos or cheetos :frown:
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Pringles are disgusting. Anyone who has ever eaten a Pringle instantly knows exactly how they are made.
i was blinded by the fact that i don't like doritos or cheetos :frown:
dont let anyone tell you that the origins of doritos are any less repulsive
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#teamcheetos/mueller
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hatingfrancis is morbidly obese
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(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.fritolay.com%2Fassets%2Fimages%2Fblue%2Fdoritos-spicy-sweet-chili.gif&hash=6922e89651935799b936169df20fa87b5059e809) too easy
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Cheetos by a nose over Doritos.
And another _FAN snack confession: Pringles are the worst chips ever made (and maybe the worst snack product), They are the tator tots of the chip world; leftover potato product ground up and formed into these awful creations. No chip made from a real potato could be stacked uniformly and placed inside a tennis ball can. Just a terrible food invention.
:lol: :thumbsup:
(cept doritos edge out cheetos)
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I'm fine with doritos getting the nod over cheetos.
But there is nothing good about pringles. Nothing.
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call me when the make a cheetos/pringles loco tacos.
more like cheetos/pringles wacko tacos imo. just trash.
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I still mourn the spiral crunch cheetos. best version ever.
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which of you dumbasses voted Pringles. :facepalm:
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pringles just taste so good though you guys. not sure whether they are better than doritos, but hot damn ya know?
also is it kind of weird that there is only flavor on one side of the pringles with no flavor on the other. is it the only "chip" with that kind of flavor set up? I think maybe.
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Not sure if they still sell them but I liked the pizza pringles (https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.fanpop.com%2Fimages%2Fpolls%2F51178_1202603399336_full.jpg&hash=ff6d42b88ffe21442f3d2b861a66698910e990b2)
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I am a chip lover to the extreme. My handle was almost "Chipper" because my roommates used to call me that due to the amount of chips I ate. I even started a thread about it a couple years ago! Anyways, the point I'm trying to get at is this: Cheetos are not a chip. Just like pretzels and snack mix are not chips. Whatever category those things are, put Cheetos in there.
Anyways, back to the question at hand (which you all now know only has two legitimate responses). Doritos' flavors are some of the most bad ass flavors around. Find one Doritos' flavor that isn't extreme to the max and make you feel like a man when you eat it. You can't! Doritos are for people who are looking to party, and guess what? I'm like, almost always looking to party.
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I am a chip lover to the extreme. My handle was almost "Chipper" because my roommates used to call me that due to the amount of chips I ate. I even started a thread about it a couple years ago! Anyways, the point I'm trying to get at is this: Cheetos are not a chip. Just like pretzels and snack mix are not chips. Whatever category those things are, put Cheetos in there.
Anyways, back to the question at hand (which you all now know only has two legitimate responses). Doritos' flavors are some of the most bad ass flavors around. Find one Doritos' flavor that isn't extreme to the max and make you feel like a man when you eat it. You can't! Doritos are for people who are looking to party, and guess what? I'm like, almost always looking to party.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.wikia.com%2Fdoritos%2Fimages%2F9%2F9a%2FDORITOS_Toasted_Corn_Tortilla_Chips.gif&hash=427d211df8b6fa3dd13636b2235c504e2ef366fe)
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I am a chip lover to the extreme. My handle was almost "Chipper" because my roommates used to call me that due to the amount of chips I ate. I even started a thread about it a couple years ago! Anyways, the point I'm trying to get at is this: Cheetos are not a chip. Just like pretzels and snack mix are not chips. Whatever category those things are, put Cheetos in there.
Anyways, back to the question at hand (which you all now know only has two legitimate responses). Doritos' flavors are some of the most bad ass flavors around. Find one Doritos' flavor that isn't extreme to the max and make you feel like a man when you eat it. You can't! Doritos are for people who are looking to party, and guess what? I'm like, almost always looking to party.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.wikia.com%2Fdoritos%2Fimages%2F9%2F9a%2FDORITOS_Toasted_Corn_Tortilla_Chips.gif&hash=427d211df8b6fa3dd13636b2235c504e2ef366fe)
Toasting corn out on the campfire in the middle of the bear-riddled woods? Right mikey, nothing manly about that.
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I like to put two pringles in my mouth so it looks like a duck beak. Pringles.
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Crunchy Cheetos. Doritos are a close second
Agree with _Fan that pringles are terrible
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which of you dumbasses voted Pringles. :facepalm:
i'm already on record as having voted pringles. more because of the other options than any great love of pringles, though
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call me when the make a cheetos/pringles loco tacos.
more like cheetos/pringles wacko tacos imo. just trash.
dlew, i have been lobbying hard for a flaming hot cheetos locos taco for over a year now. HARD.
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I like to put two pringles in my mouth so it looks like a duck beak. Pringles.
you are a disturbing derelict
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I'll go on record for pringles.
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(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.benekeith.com%2Fimages%2Ffood%2Fpringles_1.jpg&hash=677153e8537fea97ff5cbc36d9aca2fa0118b636)
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anyone else not surprised the two queso jar guy likes pringles?
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The answer is sun chips, but if I have to pick from these three, it's salt and vinegar pringles.
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hatingfrancis is morbidly obese
Just obese, technically. But I'm happy. :billdance:
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I think it's pretty obvious that if A&M Jalapeno was an acceptable answer this would've been the lamest snackoff yet. Voting would've been unanimous.
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LMAO at anyone hating on how Pringles are made by choosing friggin' Cheetos.
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Anyone who chooses Pringles over any other chip, let alone Doritos or Cheetos is a weirdo and I do not trust them.
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LMAO at anyone hating on how Pringles are made by choosing friggin' Cheetos.
You know what you're getting with Cheetos. Pringles tries to pretend to be a potato chip and they would fool me if I just looked at them and didn't eat one once
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I roll OG Pringles, for life.
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Anyone who chooses Pringles over any other chip, let alone Doritos or Cheetos is a weirdo and I do not trust them.
Pringles are not chips. They are "crisps" comprised on 42% dehydrated potatoes and remainder being wheat, corn and rice flour.
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LMAO at anyone hating on how Pringles are made by choosing friggin' Cheetos.
You know what you're getting with Cheetos.
Do you? Do you really know?
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Doritos are a man's chip. Cheetos are for girls/kids, and Pringles are for old-timers.
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come to think of it, i'm not sure if i've ever seen a girl eat cheetos
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who cares? give me tots or give me death.
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anyone else not surprised the two queso jar guy likes pringles?
hur hur
Mods, add a vote for Pringles from friend of EMAW Brad Pitt
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i know the guy who makes these.
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(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.fritolay.com%2Fassets%2Fimages%2Fblue%2Fdoritos-spicy-sweet-chili.gif&hash=6922e89651935799b936169df20fa87b5059e809) too easy
Yes.
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i know the guy who makes these.
me too!
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WHO IS THIS GUY
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my friend.
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my friend.
so he like actually fries them? Probably diff. guy, my bud is "King Corn" in charge of all corn product production.
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my friend.
so he like actually fries them? Probably diff. guy, my bud is "King Corn" in charge of all corn product production.
he runs the machine.
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my friend.
so he like actually fries them? Probably diff. guy, my bud is "King Corn" in charge of all corn product production.
he runs the machine.
good times. I miss working out there from time to time and seeing all the stuff popping out of machines.
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australian guy i know once ate a cheetoh that he had previously inserted into his own anus
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australian guy i know once ate a cheetoh that he had previously inserted into his own anus
Im know a guy who ate a cheeto from a strippers meat sandwich hole in South Dakota.
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Doritos are so good they don't even need dip.
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well this got pretty gross
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well this got pretty gross
not as gross as the pringles making process
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well this got pretty gross
dip isn't THAT gross...
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well this got pretty gross
not as gross as the pringles making process
you have different standards, modern man
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pringles. #toocoolforschool
I'm not surprised by this connection.
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Nacho cheese
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:gocho:
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Doritos.
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Cheetos by a nose over Doritos.
And another _FAN snack confession: Pringles are the worst chips ever made (and maybe the worst snack product), They are the tator tots of the chip world; leftover potato product ground up and formed into these awful creations. No chip made from a real potato could be stacked uniformly and placed inside a tennis ball can. Just a terrible food invention.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstream1.gifsoup.com%2Fview4%2F2196079%2Ffrank-martin-o.gif&hash=494737b79b13333159c89a5432947c2761c97b67)
That's for disrespecting pringles. That said, they're prob the least great of these three awesome snacks. While I love crunchy cheetos (never poof), doritos (spicy nacho!) can't be beat in this snack off. I used to love the Verde ones too, but haven't seen them in years.
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Another thing puts Doritos over the top. Generic brands can't reproduce Doritos style chips worth a crap. Most other things they can do pretty well. The flavor/spices on doritos are perfection.
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took me all day to decide, but in a mild upset I took pringles just over doritos. damnit I just love salt you guys. go cats. #1chip
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In the food category, really gross and really rough ridin' good are not mutually exclusive. I love all of them.
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Cheetos by a nose over Doritos.
And another _FAN snack confession: Pringles are the worst chips ever made (and maybe the worst snack product), They are the tator tots of the chip world; leftover potato product ground up and formed into these awful creations. No chip made from a real potato could be stacked uniformly and placed inside a tennis ball can. Just a terrible food invention.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstream1.gifsoup.com%2Fview4%2F2196079%2Ffrank-martin-o.gif&hash=494737b79b13333159c89a5432947c2761c97b67)
That's for disrespecting pringles. That said, they're prob the least great of these three awesome snacks. While I love crunchy cheetos (never poof), doritos (spicy nacho!) can't be beat in this snack off. I used to love the Verde ones too, but haven't seen them in years.
In that GIF I'm Frank and pringles are Will.
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took me all day to decide, but in a mild upset I took pringles just over doritos. damnit I just love salt you guys. go cats. #1chip
Can't wait to come over to your house where all food is made of the garbage from good food
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In that GIF I'm Frank and pringles are Will.
this post takes on a whole different meaning if it comes from dax :surprised:
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took me all day to decide, but in a mild upset I took pringles just over doritos. damnit I just love salt you guys. go cats. #1chip
I had zero doubt that you'd make the right choice, old friend.
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I think Pringles' initial intention was to make tennis balls, but on the day that the rubber was supposed to show up, a big truckload of potatoes arrived.. And Pringles is a laid-back company... they said, eff it. Cut 'em up.
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I think Pringles' initial intention was to make tennis balls, but on the day that the rubber was supposed to show up, a big truckload of potatoes arrived.. And Pringles is a laid-back company... they said, eff it. Cut 'em up.
Sort of accurate, except for the potatoes part.
The Pringles Company (in an effort to avoid taxes levied against "luxury foods" like chips in the UK) once even argued that the potato content of their chips was so low that they are technically not even potato chips
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I think Pringles' initial intention was to make tennis balls, but on the day that the rubber was supposed to show up, a big truckload of potatoes arrived.. And Pringles is a laid-back company... they said, eff it. Cut 'em up.
This sounds accurate.
http://www.break.com/video/ugc/mitch-hedberg-on-pringles-169072 (http://www.break.com/video/ugc/mitch-hedberg-on-pringles-169072)
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I think Pringles' initial intention was to make tennis balls, but on the day that the rubber was supposed to show up, a big truckload of potatoes arrived.. And Pringles is a laid-back company... they said, eff it. Cut 'em up.
This sounds accurate.
http://www.break.com/video/ugc/mitch-hedberg-on-pringles-169072 (http://www.break.com/video/ugc/mitch-hedberg-on-pringles-169072)
Still pretty accurate even if Shooter shamelessly ripped it off without giving credit.
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Still pretty accurate even if Shooter shamelessly ripped it off without giving credit.
i like to think that's how it happened too :D
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Lol, yeah I tried to take credit of a popular joke I thought everyone knew. Sorry you never got to experience Hedburg before he passed, t's and p's (for both you and Hedburg's family)
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LMAO at anyone hating on how Pringles are made by choosing friggin' Cheetos.
You know what you're getting with Cheetos.
Do you? Do you really know?
Let me rephrase it, you know you are getting a bag of cheese product with mysterious origins. You don't know what the origins are but you know better than to ask.
That is way less evil to me then some weird fried paste being sold as potato chips
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Chicat I don't think there is even a hint if real cheese in cheetos
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Chicat I don't think there is even a hint if real cheese in cheetos
That's what I meant by Cheese product. Maybe I should have said cheese-like product.
BTW, after reading the Cheetos Wikipedia page, I really need to get to Japan to try their weird flavored crap. They have Cheetos dipped in strawberry icing. The Kit-Kat variations they have there are ridiculous as well.
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Chicat I don't think there is even a hint if real cheese in cheetos
That's what I meant by Cheese product. Maybe I should have said cheese-like product.
BTW, after reading the Cheetos Wikipedia page, I really need to get to Japan to try their weird flavored crap. They have Cheetos dipped in strawberry icing. The Kit-Kat variations they have there are ridiculous as well.
Yes, when I was recently in the Tokyo airport someone I was with bought wasabi kit-kats. If I'd known about it sooner I would have gotten some of the weird stuff too.
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my computer pops up with an alert telling me a high risk website has been blocked. when i click on the website its a pringles picture link.
someone with a pringles avitar is trying to turn my computer into a god damn pringles virus. :shakesfist:
also no surprise its pringles instead of d'reets or some elite snack.
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I just ate like 3/4 of a tube of "Buffalo Ranch Dip" Pringles.... :Ugh:.