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favorite non chip, chip

doritos
30 (47.6%)
cheetos
19 (30.2%)
pringles
14 (22.2%)

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Re: fridays snackoff (11-15-13 edition)
« Reply #75 on: November 15, 2013, 03:43:36 PM »
my friend.

so he like actually fries them?    Probably diff. guy, my bud is "King Corn" in charge of all corn product production.

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Re: fridays snackoff (11-15-13 edition)
« Reply #76 on: November 15, 2013, 03:44:41 PM »
my friend.

so he like actually fries them?    Probably diff. guy, my bud is "King Corn" in charge of all corn product production.

he runs the machine.
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Re: fridays snackoff (11-15-13 edition)
« Reply #77 on: November 15, 2013, 03:45:33 PM »
my friend.

so he like actually fries them?    Probably diff. guy, my bud is "King Corn" in charge of all corn product production.

he runs the machine.

good times.    I miss working out there from time to time and seeing all the stuff popping out of machines.

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Re: fridays snackoff (11-15-13 edition)
« Reply #78 on: November 15, 2013, 03:47:44 PM »
australian guy i know once ate a cheetoh that he had previously inserted into his own anus

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Re: fridays snackoff (11-15-13 edition)
« Reply #79 on: November 15, 2013, 03:49:11 PM »
australian guy i know once ate a cheetoh that he had previously inserted into his own anus

Im know a guy who ate a cheeto from a strippers meat sandwich hole in South Dakota.

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Re: fridays snackoff (11-15-13 edition)
« Reply #80 on: November 15, 2013, 03:50:23 PM »
Doritos are so good they don't even need dip.

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Re: fridays snackoff (11-15-13 edition)
« Reply #81 on: November 15, 2013, 03:50:47 PM »
well this got pretty gross

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Re: fridays snackoff (11-15-13 edition)
« Reply #82 on: November 15, 2013, 03:51:44 PM »
well this got pretty gross

not as gross as the pringles making process

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Re: fridays snackoff (11-15-13 edition)
« Reply #83 on: November 15, 2013, 03:51:54 PM »
well this got pretty gross

dip isn't THAT gross...

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Re: fridays snackoff (11-15-13 edition)
« Reply #84 on: November 15, 2013, 03:52:34 PM »
well this got pretty gross

not as gross as the pringles making process

you have different standards, modern man

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Re: fridays snackoff (11-15-13 edition)
« Reply #85 on: November 15, 2013, 04:08:35 PM »
pringles. #toocoolforschool

I'm not surprised by this connection.

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Re: fridays snackoff (11-15-13 edition)
« Reply #86 on: November 15, 2013, 04:11:01 PM »
Nacho cheese

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Re: fridays snackoff (11-15-13 edition)
« Reply #87 on: November 15, 2013, 04:13:57 PM »
 :gocho:

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Re: fridays snackoff (11-15-13 edition)
« Reply #88 on: November 15, 2013, 04:59:40 PM »
Doritos. 
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Re: fridays snackoff (11-15-13 edition)
« Reply #89 on: November 15, 2013, 05:09:43 PM »
Cheetos by a nose over Doritos.

And another _FAN snack confession: Pringles are the worst chips ever made (and maybe the worst snack product), They are the tator tots of the chip world; leftover potato product ground up and formed into these awful creations. No chip made from a real potato could be stacked uniformly and placed inside a tennis ball can. Just a terrible food invention.



That's for disrespecting pringles. That said, they're prob the least great of these three awesome snacks. While I love crunchy cheetos (never poof), doritos (spicy nacho!) can't be beat in this snack off.  I used to love the Verde ones too, but haven't seen them in years.
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Re: fridays snackoff (11-15-13 edition)
« Reply #90 on: November 15, 2013, 05:20:35 PM »
Another thing puts Doritos over the top.  Generic brands can't reproduce Doritos style chips worth a crap.  Most other things they can do pretty well.  The flavor/spices on doritos are perfection.
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Re: fridays snackoff (11-15-13 edition)
« Reply #91 on: November 15, 2013, 07:29:41 PM »
took me all day to decide, but in a mild upset I took pringles just over doritos. damnit I just love salt you guys. go cats. #1chip

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Re: fridays snackoff (11-15-13 edition)
« Reply #92 on: November 15, 2013, 07:40:00 PM »
In the food category, really gross and really rough ridin' good are not mutually exclusive.  I love all of them.

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Re: fridays snackoff (11-15-13 edition)
« Reply #93 on: November 15, 2013, 07:41:54 PM »
Cheetos by a nose over Doritos.

And another _FAN snack confession: Pringles are the worst chips ever made (and maybe the worst snack product), They are the tator tots of the chip world; leftover potato product ground up and formed into these awful creations. No chip made from a real potato could be stacked uniformly and placed inside a tennis ball can. Just a terrible food invention.



That's for disrespecting pringles. That said, they're prob the least great of these three awesome snacks. While I love crunchy cheetos (never poof), doritos (spicy nacho!) can't be beat in this snack off.  I used to love the Verde ones too, but haven't seen them in years.

In that GIF I'm Frank and pringles are Will.

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Re: fridays snackoff (11-15-13 edition)
« Reply #94 on: November 15, 2013, 07:58:35 PM »
took me all day to decide, but in a mild upset I took pringles just over doritos. damnit I just love salt you guys. go cats. #1chip

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Re: fridays snackoff (11-15-13 edition)
« Reply #95 on: November 15, 2013, 08:00:10 PM »
In that GIF I'm Frank and pringles are Will.

this post takes on a whole different meaning if it comes from dax :surprised:

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Re: fridays snackoff (11-15-13 edition)
« Reply #96 on: November 15, 2013, 08:00:47 PM »
took me all day to decide, but in a mild upset I took pringles just over doritos. damnit I just love salt you guys. go cats. #1chip

I had zero doubt that you'd make the right choice, old friend.

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Re: fridays snackoff (11-15-13 edition)
« Reply #97 on: November 15, 2013, 08:01:28 PM »
I think Pringles' initial intention was to make tennis balls, but on the day that the rubber was supposed to show up, a big truckload of potatoes arrived.. And Pringles is a laid-back company... they said, eff it. Cut 'em up.

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« Reply #98 on: November 15, 2013, 09:56:55 PM »
I think Pringles' initial intention was to make tennis balls, but on the day that the rubber was supposed to show up, a big truckload of potatoes arrived.. And Pringles is a laid-back company... they said, eff it. Cut 'em up.

Sort of accurate, except for the potatoes part.

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The Pringles Company (in an effort to avoid taxes levied against "luxury foods" like chips in the UK) once even argued that the potato content of their chips was so low that they are technically not even potato chips
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Re: fridays snackoff (11-15-13 edition)
« Reply #99 on: November 15, 2013, 09:59:36 PM »
I think Pringles' initial intention was to make tennis balls, but on the day that the rubber was supposed to show up, a big truckload of potatoes arrived.. And Pringles is a laid-back company... they said, eff it. Cut 'em up.

This sounds accurate.

http://www.break.com/video/ugc/mitch-hedberg-on-pringles-169072