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Title: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: steve dave on September 16, 2013, 02:44:06 PM
http://healthland.time.com/2013/09/13/smarter-kids-are-smart-enough-to-avoid-alcohol-and-drugs-right/?hpt=hp_bn18
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: Tobias on September 16, 2013, 02:45:31 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftimewellness.files.wordpress.com%2F2013%2F09%2F78231236a.jpg%3Fw%3D360%26amp%3Bh%3D240%26amp%3Bcrop%3D1&hash=72c68485cb341fa110e563afbd8348db3f69f12d)

two of these people are posters here :surprised:
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: Asteriskhead on September 16, 2013, 03:10:32 PM
 :cheers:
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: nicname on September 16, 2013, 03:39:07 PM
Bunch of losery (probably dumb and uneducated too) squares taking issue with the scientifically proven, peer-reviewed findings in the article's comment section.

 :cheers:
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: Tobias on September 16, 2013, 03:40:29 PM
Bunch of losery (probably dumb and uneducated too) squares taking issue with the scientifically proven, peer-reviewed findings in the article's comment section.

 :cheers:

i agree with your findings, nicname :cheers:
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: 8manpick on September 16, 2013, 03:42:25 PM
:gocho: confirmed
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: nicname on September 16, 2013, 03:43:42 PM
Bunch of losery (probably dumb and uneducated too) squares taking issue with the scientifically proven, peer-reviewed findings in the article's comment section.

 :cheers:

i agree with your findings, nicname :cheers:

Me too!   :bartender:
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: DQ12 on September 16, 2013, 03:56:37 PM
funny.  i was just thinking last night that maybe i should pump the breaks on my boozing (which is hovering near all time highs) but not anymore.
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: 'taterblast on September 16, 2013, 04:01:15 PM
funny.  i was just thinking last night that maybe i should pump the breaks on my boozing (which is hovering near all time highs) but not anymore.
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: bubbles4ksu on September 16, 2013, 04:04:30 PM
Less intelligent individuals have greater difficulty comprehending and dealing with evolutionarily novel entities and situations that did not exist in the ancestral environment than more intelligent individuals. In contrast, general intelligence does not affect individuals' ability to comprehend and deal with evolutionarily familiar entities and situations that existed in the ancestral environment.

Intentional booze consumption is only a few thousand years old, it is evolutionarily novel. Intelligent people rock at evolutionarily novel stuff so they are studs at drinking booze.
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: Emo EMAW on September 16, 2013, 04:21:34 PM
funny.  i was just thinking last night that maybe i should pump the breaks on my boozing (which is hovering near all time highs) but not anymore.

We have a place on the counter (granite) where my wife and I put the empty cans and bottles before they go to the recycling thing in the garage.  Well the Mrs said she hates how we have to recycle all this stuff and maybe we shouldn't drink as much.  So today I spent a good deal of the day searching for a kegerator.
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: Tobias on September 16, 2013, 04:26:22 PM
funny.  i was just thinking last night that maybe i should pump the breaks on my boozing (which is hovering near all time highs) but not anymore.

We have a place on the counter (granite) where my wife and I put the empty cans and bottles before they go to the recycling thing in the garage.  Well the Mrs said she hates how we have to recycle all this stuff and maybe we shouldn't drink as much.  So today I spent a good deal of the day searching for a kegerator.

are you me :eek:
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: Emo EMAW on September 16, 2013, 04:32:52 PM
 :runaway:
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: AppleJack on September 16, 2013, 04:42:38 PM
Well, you see, Norm, it’s like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it’s the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on September 16, 2013, 04:54:35 PM
:users:
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: SabiNation on September 16, 2013, 05:03:53 PM
Well, you see, Norm, it’s like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it’s the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

 :thumbs:
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: kslim on September 16, 2013, 05:10:01 PM
Well, you see, Norm, it’s like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it’s the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

hard to memorize this but im damned sure gonna try. THANKS AJ!!
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: steve dave on September 19, 2013, 07:54:45 AM
http://gizmodo.com/a-mans-gut-brews-its-own-beer-and-gets-him-drunk-when-1346044329

REVEAL YOURSELF STUD goEMAW'ER
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: SabiNation on September 19, 2013, 08:16:37 AM
:popcorn:
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on September 19, 2013, 08:32:57 AM
funny.  i was just thinking last night that maybe i should pump the breaks on my boozing (which is hovering near all time highs) but not anymore.

If you think you are drinking too much, then you should probably back off a little. Being smart makes you want to drink. Drinking doesn't make you smart.
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: steve dave on September 19, 2013, 08:41:19 AM
funny.  i was just thinking last night that maybe i should pump the breaks on my boozing (which is hovering near all time highs) but not anymore.

If you think you are drinking too much, then you should probably back off a little. Being smart makes you want to drink. Drinking doesn't make you smart.

I don't think there's any research backing this up
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on September 19, 2013, 08:42:30 AM
funny.  i was just thinking last night that maybe i should pump the breaks on my boozing (which is hovering near all time highs) but not anymore.

If you think you are drinking too much, then you should probably back off a little. Being smart makes you want to drink. Drinking doesn't make you smart.

I don't think there's any research backing this up

Somebody should fund a study.
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: steve dave on September 19, 2013, 08:44:34 AM
funny.  i was just thinking last night that maybe i should pump the breaks on my boozing (which is hovering near all time highs) but not anymore.

If you think you are drinking too much, then you should probably back off a little. Being smart makes you want to drink. Drinking doesn't make you smart.

I don't think there's any research backing this up

Somebody should fund a study.

they did. they discovered it does make you smarter. now gtfoomt idiot.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/12/alcohol-smarter_n_1420750.html
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: SEK_EMAW on September 19, 2013, 09:56:56 AM
http://gizmodo.com/a-mans-gut-brews-its-own-beer-and-gets-him-drunk-when-1346044329

REVEAL YOURSELF STUD goEMAW'ER

Blew 4X the legal limit after an Olive Garden Never-Ending Pasta Bowl lunch. :cheers:
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: DQ12 on September 19, 2013, 01:06:07 PM
funny.  i was just thinking last night that maybe i should pump the breaks on my boozing (which is hovering near all time highs) but not anymore.

If you think you are drinking too much, then you should probably back off a little. Being smart makes you want to drink. Drinking doesn't make you smart.

I don't think there's any research backing this up
Yeah.  I'm a man of empirical science and of cold, hard, strong booze.
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: GoodForAnother on September 19, 2013, 01:22:11 PM
funny.  i was just thinking last night that maybe i should pump the breaks on my boozing (which is hovering near all time highs) but not anymore.

 :D
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: bubbles4ksu on September 19, 2013, 01:54:42 PM
funny.  i was just thinking last night that maybe i should pump the breaks on my boozing (which is hovering near all time highs) but not anymore.

 :D

do that to my friend again, i dare you.
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: 8manpick on September 19, 2013, 01:58:43 PM
funny.  i was just thinking last night that maybe i should pump the breaks on my boozing (which is hovering near all time highs) but not anymore.

 :D

do that to my friend again, i dare you.
Easy bubbs, you've probably had one too many for today, take it easy until this evening.
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: GoodForAnother on September 19, 2013, 02:06:16 PM
funny.  i was just thinking last night that maybe i should pump the breaks on my boozing (which is hovering near all time highs) but not anymore.

 :D

do that to my friend again, i dare you.

I'm just trying to fit in around here ok
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: pissclams on September 19, 2013, 02:17:30 PM
cold strong hard booze would be a great bbs name for you dlew12 if  you ever join a new bbs
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: Asteriskhead on September 19, 2013, 02:19:04 PM
funny.  i was just thinking last night that maybe i should pump the breaks on my boozing (which is hovering near all time highs) but not anymore.

 :D

do that to my friend again, i dare you.

I'm just trying to fit in around here ok

you can't pick on one of the du crowd without dealing with all of them. except BTK, they don't care about him and i don't get it. i think BTK is a pretty swell guy.
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: lopakman on September 19, 2013, 02:50:34 PM
"You see every drink of liquor you take kills a thousand brain cells. Now that doesn't much matter 'cos we got billions more. And first the sadness cells die so you smile real big. And then the quiet cells go so you just say everything real loud for no reason at all. That's okay because the stupid cells go next, so everything you say is real smart. And finally, come the memory cells. These are tough sons of bitches to kill."

Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: bubbles4ksu on September 19, 2013, 02:54:43 PM
my evolutionary psychology argument is competing with cable sitcoms and will smith movies.
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: KSUblumpkin on September 19, 2013, 02:58:43 PM
If only there was a doctor on this prestigious family blog that could provide a critique of this research based on his R01 institutional research skills and clinical experience with substances/substance abuse?

eff it...I liked booze and boobs at a young age and I turned out fine.  Drink away young lads and know how smart it makes you (and stuff).
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: lopakman on September 19, 2013, 03:07:47 PM
my evolutionary psychology argument is competing with cable sitcoms and will smith movies.

No, the the Savanna-IQ Interaction Hypothesis you plaigiarized as your own is competing with cable sitcoms and Will Smith movies

I thought you would have caught the correlation between the Legend of Bagger Vance reference since that movie took place in Savannah and the excerpt you borrowed from the the Savanna-IQ IH.  Guess not.
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: bubbles4ksu on September 19, 2013, 03:22:54 PM
my evolutionary psychology argument is competing with cable sitcoms and will smith movies.

No, the the Savanna-IQ Interaction Hypothesis you plaigiarized as your own is competing with cable sitcoms and Will Smith movies

I thought you would have caught the correlation between the Legend of Bagger Vance reference since that movie took place in Savannah and the excerpt you borrowed from the the Savanna-IQ IH.  Guess not.

haha. totally over my head with that one. have you read the book the hypothesis is from?
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: lopakman on September 19, 2013, 03:40:13 PM
my evolutionary psychology argument is competing with cable sitcoms and will smith movies.

No, the the Savanna-IQ Interaction Hypothesis you plaigiarized as your own is competing with cable sitcoms and Will Smith movies

I thought you would have caught the correlation between the Legend of Bagger Vance reference since that movie took place in Savannah and the excerpt you borrowed from the the Savanna-IQ IH.  Guess not.

haha. totally over my head with that one. have you read the book the hypothesis is from?

I think I read about it in Discover Magazine.  It's pretty fascinating.
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: steve dave on September 19, 2013, 03:52:59 PM
LOOK HOW SMART ALL THESE DRUNKS ARE! ^
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: steve dave on September 19, 2013, 03:53:30 PM
drinking an ethos IPA right now. feeling smart as crap.
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: KSUblumpkin on September 19, 2013, 03:57:54 PM
Pretty awesome Psych Today blurb here.

http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-scientific-fundamentalist/201003/the-hypothesis

Also...enjoy a nice read about the Scheherazade Effect (or an evolutionary explanation for language being used as a sexual selection process).

http://serendip.brynmawr.edu/exchange/node/341
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: KSUblumpkin on September 19, 2013, 04:00:33 PM
drinking an ethos IPA right now. feeling smart as crap.

Damn right you are smart SD.  Ethos is greek for character or the (holistic sum of who you are/were).  Drink that bitch knowing you are a smart mother trucker.  Pinkies up.
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: 'taterblast on September 19, 2013, 04:07:07 PM
let's rank the alcohols, in terms of IQ




(someone else do it)
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: lopakman on September 19, 2013, 04:17:50 PM
let's rank the alcohols, in terms of IQ




(someone else do it)

I'm going to get real smart tonight on a 15 year old Macallan.  I'd give it an IQ of about 128 on the Wechsler Intelligence Scale.
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: Mr Bread on September 19, 2013, 04:30:54 PM
my evolutionary psychology argument is competing with cable sitcoms and will smith movies.

No, the the Savanna-IQ Interaction Hypothesis you plaigiarized as your own is competing with cable sitcoms and Will Smith movies

I thought you would have caught the correlation between the Legend of Bagger Vance reference since that movie took place in Savannah and the excerpt you borrowed from the the Savanna-IQ IH.  Guess not.

haha. totally over my head with that one. have you read the book the hypothesis is from?

I think I read about it in Discover Magazine.  It's pretty fascinating.

The guy that came up with it also asserted that black women are objectively less attractive than women of other races, and that populations in sub-Saharan Africa are less healthy because they are unintelligent and not because they are poor. 
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: puniraptor on September 19, 2013, 04:32:50 PM
let's rank the alcohols, in terms of IQ




(someone else do it)

1. gin
2. beer
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: 'taterblast on September 19, 2013, 04:33:34 PM
good call with the gin.

gotta be more specific with the beer, though.
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on September 19, 2013, 04:37:32 PM
1. Gin
2. Bourbon
3. Beer
4. Vodka
5. Wine
6. Scotch
7. Tequila
8. Rum
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: lopakman on September 19, 2013, 04:45:32 PM
my evolutionary psychology argument is competing with cable sitcoms and will smith movies.

No, the the Savanna-IQ Interaction Hypothesis you plaigiarized as your own is competing with cable sitcoms and Will Smith movies

I thought you would have caught the correlation between the Legend of Bagger Vance reference since that movie took place in Savannah and the excerpt you borrowed from the the Savanna-IQ IH.  Guess not.

haha. totally over my head with that one. have you read the book the hypothesis is from?

I think I read about it in Discover Magazine.  It's pretty fascinating.

The guy that came up with it also asserted that black women are objectively less attractive than women of other races, and that populations in sub-Saharan Africa are less healthy because they are unintelligent and not because they are poor.

 :surprised:  They left that part out of the magazine. 
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: Mr Bread on September 19, 2013, 04:49:42 PM
my evolutionary psychology argument is competing with cable sitcoms and will smith movies.

No, the the Savanna-IQ Interaction Hypothesis you plaigiarized as your own is competing with cable sitcoms and Will Smith movies

I thought you would have caught the correlation between the Legend of Bagger Vance reference since that movie took place in Savannah and the excerpt you borrowed from the the Savanna-IQ IH.  Guess not.

haha. totally over my head with that one. have you read the book the hypothesis is from?

I think I read about it in Discover Magazine.  It's pretty fascinating.

The guy that came up with it also asserted that black women are objectively less attractive than women of other races, and that populations in sub-Saharan Africa are less healthy because they are unintelligent and not because they are poor.

 :surprised:  They left that part out of the magazine.

Yeah he got crap canned over those. 
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: lopakman on September 19, 2013, 05:01:32 PM
my evolutionary psychology argument is competing with cable sitcoms and will smith movies.

No, the the Savanna-IQ Interaction Hypothesis you plaigiarized as your own is competing with cable sitcoms and Will Smith movies

I thought you would have caught the correlation between the Legend of Bagger Vance reference since that movie took place in Savannah and the excerpt you borrowed from the the Savanna-IQ IH.  Guess not.

haha. totally over my head with that one. have you read the book the hypothesis is from?

I think I read about it in Discover Magazine.  It's pretty fascinating.

The guy that came up with it also asserted that black women are objectively less attractive than women of other races, and that populations in sub-Saharan Africa are less healthy because they are unintelligent and not because they are poor.

 :surprised:  They left that part out of the magazine.

Yeah he got crap canned over those.

I just googled him.  Wow it looks like he just went bat crap crazy all of a sudden.   Found his @ but doesn't look like he tweets much.  @SatoshiKanazawa.
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: bubbles4ksu on September 19, 2013, 05:11:04 PM
i don't think he went crazy all of a sudden. he is racist and it comes out in his work.
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: bubbles4ksu on September 19, 2013, 05:12:35 PM
but the science behind why intelligent people are the best drinkers is rock solid.
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: Mr Bread on September 19, 2013, 05:20:55 PM
but the science behind why intelligent people are the best drinkers is :opcat: solid.
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: bubbles4ksu on September 19, 2013, 05:58:42 PM
but the science behind why intelligent people are the best drinkers is :opcat: solid.

god damnit bread.
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: DQ12 on September 19, 2013, 06:56:25 PM
is it that the best thinkers are drunks?  or does drinking make them smarter?

hmm..better get loaded on booze tonight and figure out this conundrum.

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Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: Tobias on September 19, 2013, 07:48:07 PM
there's lots of answers and lots of bottoms of bottles IYAM
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: lopakman on September 19, 2013, 07:50:33 PM
is it that the best thinkers are drunks?  or does drinking make them smarter?

hmm..better get loaded on booze tonight and figure out this conundrum.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F2.bp.blogspot.com%2F-75zjxqH6Kjg%2FULpMkm6hXUI%2FAAAAAAAAv1k%2FQqHzjiYxVeQ%2Fs400%2FThinkingSmiley.jpg&hash=052338987678783bf32f195edb2ec905d4155094)

That's an excellent question Dlew.  I'm hoping to get real smart over the course of the next few hours.  Go Chiefs and Cats.
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: star seed 7 on September 19, 2013, 08:15:50 PM
I'm boozing!
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: lopakman on September 19, 2013, 08:36:07 PM
I'm boozing!

 :emawkid:  Do you feel any smarter? 
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: star seed 7 on September 19, 2013, 08:40:31 PM
I'm boozing!

 :emawkid:  Do you feel any smarter?

Maybe, but I'm kinda dumb by gE standards.
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: lopakman on September 19, 2013, 08:51:58 PM
I'm boozing!

 :emawkid:  Do you feel any smarter?

Maybe, but I'm kinda dumb by gE standards.

Yeah, I know.
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: sys on September 19, 2013, 11:31:51 PM
was not fired (from his day job), and good for the london school of economics for not doing so.
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: star seed 7 on September 20, 2013, 12:01:43 AM
I'm boozing!

 :emawkid:  Do you feel any smarter?

Maybe, but I'm kinda dumb by gE standards.

Yeah, I know.

 :curse: to think, I had turned the corner on you being a bad poster  :chainsaw:
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: Bloodfart on September 20, 2013, 12:16:31 AM
but the science behind why intelligent people are the best drinkers is :opcat: solid.

"Yes, I Am Drunk, But Tomorrow I Will Be Sober, And You Will Still Be a Fool."
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: lopakman on September 20, 2013, 12:37:08 AM
I'm boozing!

 :emawkid:  Do you feel any smarter?

Maybe, but I'm kinda dumb by gE standards.

Yeah, I know.

 :curse: to think, I had turned the corner on you being a bad poster  :chainsaw:

That one was too easy, I had to take it.  I was just joking. :cheers:

And yes, I was a bad poster, thanks for reminding me.   :shakesfist:
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: Fedor on September 20, 2013, 12:56:40 AM
Started with a Johnny walker red and ended up with who knows what.  Boy was I smarter than every one of those motherfuckers at the bar.


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Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: star seed 7 on September 20, 2013, 01:10:42 AM
Started with a Johnny walker red and ended up with who knows what.  Boy was I smarter than every one of those motherfuckers at the bar.


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Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: Bloodfart on September 20, 2013, 01:15:44 AM
 :sdeek:
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: Mr Bread on September 20, 2013, 07:12:31 AM
was not fired (from his day job), and good for the london school of economics for not doing so.

Yeah, Psychology Today dropped him, LSE just barred him from publishing anything in non-peer reviewed outlets for a year.  Would have been interesting to see what they would have done had he not agreed to that prohibition and been oh so very contrite.   
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: steve dave on September 20, 2013, 07:16:10 AM
I haven't read or heard about these papers/pieces/whatever but was the science bad? did he just racist out all over them or did he have data that a scientist would normally have and stuff?
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: CNS on September 20, 2013, 07:39:15 AM
Gonna get super smart tonight and tomorrow, guys.
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: sys on September 20, 2013, 08:53:14 AM
I haven't read or heard about these papers/pieces/whatever but was the science bad? did he just racist out all over them or did he have data that a scientist would normally have and stuff?

from some of the critics, it does sound like there were significant problems with his inferences, if not his data.  but as far as i can see, the blog post was pulled, so we aren't being trusted to evaluate his research for ourselves.  if someone knows where a copy of the original is, i'd be interested to see it.
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: 'taterblast on September 20, 2013, 09:04:21 AM
will be researching my ass off tomorrow in austin. i expect to release my findings within the next week.
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: Tobias on September 20, 2013, 09:18:27 AM
will be researching my ass off tomorrow in austin. i expect to release my findings within the next week.

gonna peer review the crap out of your study mister
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: Mr Bread on September 20, 2013, 09:23:43 AM
I haven't read or heard about these papers/pieces/whatever but was the science bad? did he just racist out all over them or did he have data that a scientist would normally have and stuff?

from some of the critics, it does sound like there were significant problems with his inferences, if not his data.  but as far as i can see, the blog post was pulled, so we aren't being trusted to evaluate his research for ourselves.  if someone knows where a copy of the original is, i'd be interested to see it.

Not the original, but:

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In a letter to Judith Rees, director of the LSE, Dr Kanazawa says he "deeply regrets" the "unintended consequences" of the blog and accepts it was an "error" to publish it.

"In retrospect, I should have been more careful in selecting the title and the language that I used to express my ideas," he writes.

"In the aftermath of its publication, and from all the criticisms that I have received, I have learned that some of my arguments may have been flawed and not supported by the available evidence."

http://www.timeshighereducation.co.uk/417449.article (http://www.timeshighereducation.co.uk/417449.article)

The LSE itself said:

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It found that "some of the arguments used...were flawed and not supported by evidence, that an error was made in publishing the blog post" and that Dr Kanazawa had not given "due consideration to his approach or audience".

Also:

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In addition to the 12-month ban, he will not teach any compulsory courses this academic year.
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: CNS on September 20, 2013, 09:25:38 AM
All the available evidence here suggests the alcohol/super-rough ridin'-smart part of the science is dead on. 
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: Mr Bread on September 20, 2013, 09:28:37 AM
All the available evidence here suggests the alcohol/super-rough ridin'-smart part of the science is dead on.

Also not racist.
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: steve dave on September 20, 2013, 10:09:46 AM
I haven't read or heard about these papers/pieces/whatever but was the science bad? did he just racist out all over them or did he have data that a scientist would normally have and stuff?

from some of the critics, it does sound like there were significant problems with his inferences, if not his data.  but as far as i can see, the blog post was pulled, so we aren't being trusted to evaluate his research for ourselves.  if someone knows where a copy of the original is, i'd be interested to see it.

Not the original, but:

Quote
In a letter to Judith Rees, director of the LSE, Dr Kanazawa says he "deeply regrets" the "unintended consequences" of the blog and accepts it was an "error" to publish it.

"In retrospect, I should have been more careful in selecting the title and the language that I used to express my ideas," he writes.

"In the aftermath of its publication, and from all the criticisms that I have received, I have learned that some of my arguments may have been flawed and not supported by the available evidence."

http://www.timeshighereducation.co.uk/417449.article (http://www.timeshighereducation.co.uk/417449.article)

The LSE itself said:

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It found that "some of the arguments used...were flawed and not supported by evidence, that an error was made in publishing the blog post" and that Dr Kanazawa had not given "due consideration to his approach or audience".

Also:

Quote
In addition to the 12-month ban, he will not teach any compulsory courses this academic year.

yeah, should be fired by the school as well.
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: steve dave on September 20, 2013, 10:11:33 AM
I mean, what kind of dr. scientist decides to err on the side of racist when making un-supported claims? we shouldn't have to teach budding Phd students that this is a bad idea but maybe we need to?
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: Mr Bread on September 20, 2013, 10:30:25 AM
Satoshi Kanazawa on what he calls WWIII (circa March 2008):

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Here’s a little thought experiment. Imagine that, on September 11, 2001, when the Twin Towers came down, the President of the United States was not George W. Bush, but Ann Coulter. What would have happened then? On September 12, President Coulter would have ordered the US military forces to drop 35 nuclear bombs throughout the Middle East, killing all of our actual and potential enemy combatants, and their wives and children. On September 13, the war would have been over and won, without a single American life lost.

Yes, we need a woman in the White House, but not the one who’s running.

http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-scientific-fundamentalist/200803/why-we-are-losing-war (http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-scientific-fundamentalist/200803/why-we-are-losing-war)

He's full of great ideas. 
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: steve dave on September 20, 2013, 10:34:09 AM
his name is very similar to a japanese foreign exchange student at my HS that was a complete stud so I'm tempted to just go with it.
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: lopakman on September 20, 2013, 10:37:10 AM
Satoshi Kanazawa on what he calls WWIII (circa March 2008):

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Here’s a little thought experiment. Imagine that, on September 11, 2001, when the Twin Towers came down, the President of the United States was not George W. Bush, but Ann Coulter. What would have happened then? On September 12, President Coulter would have ordered the US military forces to drop 35 nuclear bombs throughout the Middle East, killing all of our actual and potential enemy combatants, and their wives and children. On September 13, the war would have been over and won, without a single American life lost.

Yes, we need a woman in the White House, but not the one who’s running.

http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-scientific-fundamentalist/200803/why-we-are-losing-war (http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-scientific-fundamentalist/200803/why-we-are-losing-war)

He's full of great ideas.

 :horrorsurprise:  Like I said earlier, something caused this guy to go bat crap crazy.  Drugs?, mental health issues?  Who knows.  It's really a shame there are people who think like this.

Nice find btw.
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: CNS on September 20, 2013, 10:49:13 AM
 :sdeek:
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: Trim on September 20, 2013, 11:01:27 AM
Satoshi Kanazawa on what he calls WWIII (circa March 2008):

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Here’s a little thought experiment. Imagine that, on September 11, 2001, when the Twin Towers came down, the President of the United States was not George W. Bush, but Ann Coulter. What would have happened then? On September 12, President Coulter would have ordered the US military forces to drop 35 nuclear bombs throughout the Middle East, killing all of our actual and potential enemy combatants, and their wives and children. On September 13, the war would have been over and won, without a single American life lost.

Yes, we need a woman in the White House, but not the one who’s running.

http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-scientific-fundamentalist/200803/why-we-are-losing-war (http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-scientific-fundamentalist/200803/why-we-are-losing-war)

He's full of great ideas.

 :horrorsurprise:  Like I said earlier, something caused this guy to go bat crap crazy.  Drugs?, mental health issues?  Who knows.  It's really a shame there are people who think like this.

Nice find btw.

Dementia.
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: DQ12 on September 20, 2013, 11:04:42 AM
UPDATE:  I got blasted last night.  Was "on call" in my 9 am class today and absolutely nailed it.

Verdict: Case closed.

Also, i realized my shirt was on inside out on my walk to class and took it off and fixed it. :surprised:
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: steve dave on September 20, 2013, 11:16:50 AM
dlew, welcome to the super smart guys club
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: sys on September 21, 2013, 12:38:23 AM
yeah, should be fired by the school as well.

no, that's Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!).
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: sys on September 21, 2013, 12:40:38 AM
I mean, what kind of dr. scientist decides to err on the side of racist when making un-supported claims? we shouldn't have to teach budding Phd students that this is a bad idea but maybe we need to?

a guy that's built his entire career around publishing papers making exaggerated claims for contrarian positions on issues of popular interest?
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: steve dave on September 21, 2013, 11:05:58 AM

yeah, should be fired by the school as well.

no, that's Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!).

I don't see why keeping a shitty scientist on staff could be seen as a good idea when he's given them such an easy out.
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: steve dave on September 21, 2013, 11:06:32 AM
I mean, what kind of dr. scientist decides to err on the side of racist when making un-supported claims? we shouldn't have to teach budding Phd students that this is a bad idea but maybe we need to?

a guy that's built his entire career around publishing papers making exaggerated claims for contrarian positions on issues of popular interest?

yeah, shitty scientist. I mean, oscar has built his career around being what he is but I still think we should fire him.
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: AST on September 21, 2013, 11:08:58 AM
i did not drink last weekend because i was really ill but i can guarendamntee you i am half lit today

add that to the emperical evidince
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: lopakman on September 21, 2013, 11:56:04 AM
i did not drink last weekend because i was really ill but i can guarendamntee you i am half lit today

add that to the emperical evidince

You have to say something smart first.
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: sys on September 21, 2013, 12:30:21 PM
I don't see why keeping a shitty scientist on staff could be seen as a good idea when he's given them such an easy out.

i'm not prepared to say he's a shitty scientist.  i'd have to evaluate a lot of his research in order to do that.  but just by glancing at his cv, it's obvious he's attracted to controversial topics that have a lot of potential to crossover into the media outside of his professional field.  and that he either consciously or unconsciously manages his career to get a lot of popular press publicity.

i think that may indicate a certain bias in selecting research topics, and possibly in interpreting his data, but in and of itself it doesn't mean he's a poor scientist.


everyone is wrong sometimes.  if you're never wrong, your science is beyond boring, it's trivial.  the idea that a researcher can't attempt to publish flawed research on a controversial topic without risk of being fired is tantamount to choosing ignorance over unpalatable truth.  the idea that a researcher is risking his or her career to publish results that are not what the public would prefer to hear is among the most damaging messages that could possibly be sent to academia.


personally i think it's interesting that none of his critics (that i've seen) have proposed alternative explanations for his data.  the allegations don't include that he falsified data, but that his analyses were flawed.  the data are still relevant, and still interesting.  people that don't like kanazawa's analyses could more profitably spend their time exploring other hypotheses, and less on sad little witch hunts.
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: AST on September 21, 2013, 01:25:34 PM
i did not drink last weekend because i was really ill but i can guarendamntee you i am half lit today

add that to the emperical evidince

You have to say something smart first.

something smart first boom roasted pass me a beer
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: lopakman on September 21, 2013, 04:48:30 PM
i did not drink last weekend because i was really ill but i can guarendamntee you i am half lit today

add that to the emperical evidince

You have to say something smart first.

something smart first boom roasted pass me a beer

Being a smart ass is technically being smart so normally I could let you in the study if it wasn't for what's in bold.   :D

 :nono:  Not too smart Alexander.  Might need to have a couple more then come back. 
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: steve dave on September 21, 2013, 04:56:21 PM

I don't see why keeping a shitty scientist on staff could be seen as a good idea when he's given them such an easy out.

i'm not prepared to say he's a shitty scientist.  i'd have to evaluate a lot of his research in order to do that.  but just by glancing at his cv, it's obvious he's attracted to controversial topics that have a lot of potential to crossover into the media outside of his professional field.  and that he either consciously or unconsciously manages his career to get a lot of popular press publicity.

i think that may indicate a certain bias in selecting research topics, and possibly in interpreting his data, but in and of itself it doesn't mean he's a poor scientist.


everyone is wrong sometimes.  if you're never wrong, your science is beyond boring, it's trivial.  the idea that a researcher can't attempt to publish flawed research on a controversial topic without risk of being fired is tantamount to choosing ignorance over unpalatable truth.  the idea that a researcher is risking his or her career to publish results that are not what the public would prefer to hear is among the most damaging messages that could possibly be sent to academia.


personally i think it's interesting that none of his critics (that i've seen) have proposed alternative explanations for his data.  the allegations don't include that he falsified data, but that his analyses were flawed.  the data are still relevant, and still interesting.  people that don't like kanazawa's analyses could more profitably spend their time exploring other hypotheses, and less on sad little witch hunts.

You obviously know more about science stuff than I do. You must drink shitloads.
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: Bloodfart on September 21, 2013, 05:32:06 PM
i did not drink last weekend because i was really ill but i can guarendamntee you i am half lit today

add that to the emperical evidince

You have to say something smart first.



something smart first boom roasted pass me a beer

Being a smart ass is technically being smart so normally I could let you in the study if it wasn't for what's in bold.   :D

 :nono:  Not too smart Alexander.  Might need to have a couple more then come back.

AST is smart enough!
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: Mr Bread on September 21, 2013, 08:45:46 PM
I don't see why keeping a shitty scientist on staff could be seen as a good idea when he's given them such an easy out.

i'm not prepared to say he's a shitty scientist.  i'd have to evaluate a lot of his research in order to do that.  but just by glancing at his cv, it's obvious he's attracted to controversial topics that have a lot of potential to crossover into the media outside of his professional field.  and that he either consciously or unconsciously manages his career to get a lot of popular press publicity.

i think that may indicate a certain bias in selecting research topics, and possibly in interpreting his data, but in and of itself it doesn't mean he's a poor scientist.

everyone is wrong sometimes.  if you're never wrong, your science is beyond boring, it's trivial.  the idea that a researcher can't attempt to publish flawed research on a controversial topic without risk of being fired is tantamount to choosing ignorance over unpalatable truth.  the idea that a researcher is risking his or her career to publish results that are not what the public would prefer to hear is among the most damaging messages that could possibly be sent to academia.

personally i think it's interesting that none of his critics (that i've seen) have proposed alternative explanations for his data.  the allegations don't include that he falsified data, but that his analyses were flawed.  the data are still relevant, and still interesting.  people that don't like kanazawa's analyses could more profitably spend their time exploring other hypotheses, and less on sad little witch hunts.

It isn't a witch hunt if they correctly called him on improperly interpreting the data.  As for him, he could have easily submitted his findings for peer review prior to publishing.  He seems more interested in making a splash than being accurate.  That doesn't make him a good scientist, it makes him a dumbass publicity whore. 
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: sys on September 21, 2013, 09:04:20 PM
He seems more interested in making a splash than being accurate.  That doesn't make him a good scientist, it makes him a dumbass publicity whore.

it's perfectly possible to be both.

Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: AST on September 21, 2013, 11:18:10 PM
i did not drink last weekend because i was really ill but i can guarendamntee you i am half lit today

add that to the emperical evidince

You have to say something smart first.

something smart first boom roasted pass me a beer

Being a smart ass is technically being smart so normally I could let you in the study if it wasn't for what's in bold.   :D

 :nono:  Not too smart Alexander.  Might need to have a couple more then come back.

I think you mean "smart-ass."  Ball's back in your court lopakman, pass me a beer.
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: bones129 on September 22, 2013, 12:28:26 AM
Didn't read the entire thread (too pak'd, perhaps) but what's the matter with being a boozehound?
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: Bloodfart on September 22, 2013, 12:36:03 AM
Didn't read the entire thread (too pak'd, perhaps) but what's the matter with being a boozehound?

Dunno, too busy party rocking to care.  :dance:
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: bones129 on September 22, 2013, 12:55:13 AM
Didn't read the entire thread (too pak'd, perhaps) but what's the matter with being a boozehound?

Dunno, too busy party rocking to care.  :dance:

That was my point!   :cheers:
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: lopakman on September 22, 2013, 08:47:32 AM
i did not drink last weekend because i was really ill but i can guarendamntee you i am half lit today

add that to the emperical evidince

You have to say something smart first.

something smart first boom roasted pass me a beer

Being a smart ass is technically being smart so normally I could let you in the study if it wasn't for what's in bold.   :D

 :nono:  Not too smart Alexander.  Might need to have a couple more then come back.

I think you mean "smart-ass."  Ball's back in your court lopakman, pass me a beer.

In my defense I was sober when I posted that.  Currently, I might still be drunk from last night.  Ask me a question.
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: CNS on September 22, 2013, 10:25:50 AM
Someone send a case of scotch to the football coaches and let's hope this science pulls through.

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Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: 'taterblast on May 07, 2014, 12:14:06 PM
drank five 24-oz miller lites at the sporting game on sunday, then went to el patron and crushed like 4 margaritas. felt great.

:gocho:
Title: Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 07, 2014, 12:54:53 PM
drank five 24-oz miller lites at the sporting game on sunday, then went to el patron and crushed like 4 margaritas. felt great.

:gocho:
I was there on Sunday too (lunch tho).  :eek: