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TITLETOWN - A Decade Long Celebration Of The Greatest Achievement In College Athletics History => Kansas State Football => Topic started by: steve dave on August 29, 2013, 06:39:14 PM
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So, I was just in Aggieville chugging some brews with my bros and there was a Ford F250 with ND tags parking as I walked back to my car. Anyway, this couple with like three kids ages 5-10'ish get out an head towards Moro. I obviously tell the guy and his kids to get mumped and slap his wife on the ass as we pass. Kind of got into a shoving match for a second but when I kicked at one of his kids he gathered up his family and took off towards aggieville pretty fast. When I got back to my car I grabbed a can of purple krylon paint that I keep on hand and go and spray a beautiful purple dong all down the side of his truck. The shaft of it pointed towards the rear of the truck and the purple droopy ballsack was on the front wheel well. It was really choice work guys. Looked like an actual shaft and balls but purple and truck sized. Anyway, 51-13 Cats.
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saw some one with north dakota tags parked in the parking lot next to varney's this afternoon.
yeah, i went ahead and slashed the tires.
:cool:
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Forgot my lunch today and went to taco bell (bills fav) and I was behind a north Dakota plated car. It took them a while to order and when it was my turn the guy in the speaker just said "we're out" :sadface:
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Forgot my lunch today and went to taco bell (bills fav) and I was behind a north Dakota plated car. It took them a while to order and when it was my turn the guy in the speaker just said "we're out" :sadface:
what a bummer story after two very happy stories. :frown:
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So, I was just in Aggieville chugging some brews with my bros and there was a Ford F250 with ND tags parking as I walked back to my car. Anyway, this couple with like three kids ages 5-10'ish get out an head towards Moro. I obviously tell the guy and his kids to get mumped and slap his wife on the ass as we pass. Kind of got into a shoving match for a second but when I kicked at one of his kids he gathered up his family and took off towards aggieville pretty fast. When I got back to my car I grabbed a can of purple krylon paint that I keep on hand and go and spray a beautiful purple dong all down the side of his truck. The shaft of it pointed towards the rear of the truck and the purple droopy ballsack was on the front wheel well. It was really choice work guys. Looked like an actual shaft and balls but purple and truck sized. Anyway, 51-13 Cats.
so you kick kids?
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I kicked at him. He kinda dodged away at the last second.
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Also, it was the 10'ish year old one, not the youngest. I'm not some animal.
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Was at the liquor store in line behind some NDSU fans. They asked the clerk for two twenty lb bags of ice. I locked eyes with the clerk and gave a knowing emaw wink. He told them "No Ice here, sorry."
They said thank you and left.
:lol: boy did those chumps run into a buzz saw!
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What color/year of F250, SD? cause I think I had a run in with this same crap stain of a family.. Dad dick was cruising down I-70 in the passing lane, going about 67 mph's like a fuckin idiot, so I did a slingshot in front of him like Ricky Bobby/Cal Naughton, locked up the brakes to eff with him real hard, non-driving sonofabitch almost lost control into the median. Kept blocking him at about 25 mph's til we both exited onto BSFHighway, let him get in front of me and tailgated his ass all the way into town. I knew he didn't want to go to their hotel so he just kept driving around MHK til I said eff it cause my bro's already had a Kite's Burger waitin' on me, gettin' cold. I know there's nothing bigger than 2 lane highways in ND, Bison.. but here, the left one is to fuckin pass.. Cats
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Was at the liquor store in line behind some NDSU fans. They asked the clerk for two twenty lb bags of ice. I locked eyes with the clerk and gave a knowing emaw wink. He told them "No Ice here, sorry."
They said thank you and left.
:lol: boy did those chumps run into a buzz saw!
You were the guy asking about a job!? awesome!
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Was at the liquor store in line behind some NDSU fans. They asked the clerk for two twenty lb bags of ice. I locked eyes with the clerk and gave a knowing emaw wink. He told them "No Ice here, sorry."
They said thank you and left.
:lol: boy did those chumps run into a buzz saw!
:fatty:
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Really excited to run into the likes of bisonmaniac out in Aggieville tonight.
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headed out to drinx rite now.
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Somebody take a picture of the skanks. :excited:
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Ts and Ps, guise. Let's be safe out there.
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Lakes is at kites. I'll be there shortly to sign autographs
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Also, it was the 10'ish year old one, not the youngest. I'm not some animal.
so a 10 year old is old enough for you to "kick at?"
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Not all 10 year olds dumbass.
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Is it just me or is Tim getting a little over sensitive here?
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Is it just me or is Tim getting a little over sensitive here?
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It's a ten year old not a day old kitten, dude needs to chill.
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sd is the BITB
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:lol: I actually thought Tim was better than this.
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Is it just me or is Tim getting a little over sensitive here?
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It's a ten year old not a day old kitten, dude needs to chill.
yeah, it's not like he blasted a kid on a bike for his new pet tarantula
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Dammit ... just went to the liquor store and ran into some South Canadian skanks. Obviously they were amazed at my rugged good looks and wealth. They propositioned me to to fist both their asses. Of course I declined and then lit their Pinto wagon on fire.
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I kicked at him. He kinda dodged away at the last second.
best get your ass in the dojo before conference play
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Also, it was the 10'ish year old one, not the youngest. I'm not some animal.
so a 10 year old is old enough for you to "kick at?"
just the pregnant ones... :dunno:
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Just "accidentally" spilled my drink on one of these bumblefucks while he was waiting in line at Rusty's. The dumbass started to tell me it was alright and that he wasn't mad, I got in his face and said "eff you."
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These people are disgusting looking, seriously. A pack of them is outside of so long, I had to cover my mouth nose and eyes as I passed them.
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I was driving home and saw a family of 4 wearing NDS stuff on the walking trail. I changed, at two cans of beans and jogged slowly in front of them for the next 45 minutes.
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is this North Dakota State an internet thing? I don't want to read about this anymore until someone proves to me they are actually real and not stupid harry pottery crap :don'tcare:
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Just "accidentally" spilled my drink on one of these bumblefucks while he was waiting in line at Rusty's. The dumbass started to tell me it was alright and that he wasn't mad, I got in his face and said "eff you."
when bubbles does this it's equal parts frightening and adorable.
:shy:
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Just saw a couple Bisons that were clearly lost. Told them their hotel room was just up the road around the corner, but they were actually more than three miles away. Told them "Good Luck", but didn't even mean it.
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You'd think Tim's 10 year old got kicked or something...
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Kicked at, godamnit. It's not like he hit him. Just kicked in his direction.
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Aggieville is mass st west
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Aggieville is mass st west
COME SAY THAT TO MY FACE YOU MOTHER rough rider!
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Aggieville is mass st west
Good grief, you are on thin ice here.
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Dammit ... just went to the liquor store and ran into some South Canadian skanks. Obviously they were amazed at my rugged good looks and wealth. They propositioned me to to fist both their asses. Of course I declined and then lit their Pinto wagon on fire.
:lol:
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Kites. There's a cat bison ratio of 1:9
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Are you dancing on the only recessed light up dance floor in the state in an establishment named after a flying object?
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SD I saw the purple dong mobile driving toward Junction City (I assume they couldn't get a hotel in MHK) :lol:. It looks really good Steve Dave. The vein was a nice touch!
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It's adorable how the marching band losers walk down 12th. No go emawers are at kites
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It's adorable how the marching band losers walk down 12th. No go emawers are at kites
It's only 9:30 good lord gramps.
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It's adorable how the marching band losers walk down 12th. No go emawers are at kites
The car alarm going off was more adorable.
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their accents are adorable! they're in so long, I think this is the biggest bar they've ever seen!
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Good grief Steve Dave how many purple dongs did you tag? I just saw a tour bus from ND with the biggest purplest dongiest dong I've ever seen.
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their accents are adorable! they're in so long, I think this is the biggest bar they've ever seen!
It's adorable how big bars only employ two bartenders
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Walked by kites, wouldn't go in that place anyway, but it's like they shoved all the walking dead zombies into one room. Horrible smell and visual.
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Kites. There's a cat bison ratio of 1:9
have the burger
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This would never happen in Fargo
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This would never happen in Fargo
There are literally dozens of you... DOZENS!
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This would never happen in Fargo
I'd be gettin up outa there right quick if I were you
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So many fat people
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They made Aggie Station smell like b.o. tonight. It was pretty gross.
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God you guys drink like nancies
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This town is pud
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So many fat people
Like seriously, I'm kinda fat for a cat fan, and I haven't yet seen a North Dakota fan that weighs less than me. (male or female :eek:)
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This town is pud
Last known post of the lollypopkid
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God you guys drink like nancies
We don't have to blackout nightly to handle reality.
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This town is pud
That's right, LPK! Knock 'em down a peg!
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God you guys drink like nancies
We don't have to blackout nightly to handle reality.
I fuckin do :shakesfist:
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So many fat people
Like seriously, I'm kinda fat for a cat fan, and I haven't yet seen a North Dakota fan that weighs less than me. (male or female :eek:)
Seven. Where are you at
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So many fat people
Like seriously, I'm kinda fat for a cat fan, and I haven't yet seen a North Dakota fan that weighs less than me. (male or female :eek:)
killed two oxen and a rabbit/bookie pimp
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rough ridin' oil field trash. Typical t-shirt alums.
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Packing list:
Cargo shorts
Yellow T-Shirt
Flip Phone
12 pack of Dr. Skipper for the drive
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serious question. is it cool to be bald in north dakota?
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i thought they were joking about driving to mhk :horrorsurprise:
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serious question. is it cool to be bald in north dakota?
Dude. Its called the Fargo Dome. What do you think?
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serious question. is it cool to be bald in north dakota?
It's colder in mhk than Fargo
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This is an adorable thread. Especially since the bison are bragging about a Thursday night out in the vile for a Friday night game. :lol: You're in the eye of the hurricane right now, dork stores. We don't take PTO for FCS schools. Talk about Super Bowl weekend for the Bison.
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This would never happen in Fargo
There are literally dozens of you... DOZENS!
A dozen
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rough ridin' oil field trash. Typical t-shirt alums.
bro is mad
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This is an adorable thread. Especially since the bison are bragging about a Thursday night out in the vile for a Friday night game. :lol: You're in the eye of the hurricane right now, dork stores. We don't take PTO for FCS schools. Talk about Super Bowl weekend for the Bison.
For real though...kstate can't keep up with ndsu
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You guys are gonna go out tomorrow too, right?
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At goEMAW.com bar.
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At goEMAW.com bar.
This is lame. You're the best this site has to offer and you don't come see me and lakes
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At goEMAW.com bar.
just had a single malt with gosling, had to step out for a bit. you gonna be there a while?
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Omg :lol: Look at all the cargo shorts.
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Just saw an NDSU fan with the kind of eyes where one is looking in one direction & the other is looking another way. So obviously I asked him if he was looking at me or my bro & before he could answer I punched him straight in the groin & then high-fived my bros as we walked out of the bar.
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Omg :lol: Look at all the cargo shorts.
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Quit copying shaggy bevos stuff
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At goEMAW.com bar.
just had a single malt with gosling, had to step out for a bit. you gonna be there a while?
Absolutely.
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I hope you all enjoy yourselves. Help yourself to a bottle of hooch and some women. I'll see to it that you get a hearty meal.
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I've never seen a fan base that so desperately wants another fan base to be impressed by them. Just do your thing, it doesn't matter what we think.
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Lakes just got a parking pass from Colin Klein
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serious question. is it cool to be bald in north dakota?
It's colder in mhk than Fargo
That's called air conditioning. Its like being able to turn on a cool wind whenever you want.
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Lakes just got a parking pass from Colin Klein
What tailgate spot #?
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Ig I didn't realize there were actually that many of you dorks that would come here :sdeek:
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They will shut up once they see a real student section! and 50000 + shaking the stadium! I can promise you that us students are going to let them have it! :billdance: :lynchmob:
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Looks about right.
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Looks about right.
:opcat: (but imagine theres a Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) under there)
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They will shut up once they see a real student section! and 50000 + shaking the stadium! I can promise you that us students are going to let them have it! :billdance: :lynchmob:
Wow this guy may have some zeal
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They will shut up once they see a real student section! and 50000 + shaking the stadium! I can promise you that us students are going to let them have it! :billdance: :lynchmob:
I like your attitude. Lets rock this crap. go cats! :ksu:
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They will shut up once they see a real student section! and 50000 + shaking the stadium! I can promise you that us students are going to let them have it! :billdance: :lynchmob:
I like your attitude. Lets rock this crap. go cats! :ksu:
htsevern is making promises you can take to the bank. TO THE BANK!
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They will shut up once they see a real student section! and 50000 + shaking the stadium! I can promise you that us students are going to let them have it! :billdance: :lynchmob:
I like your attitude. Lets rock this crap. go cats! :ksu:
htsevern is making promises you can take to the bank. TO THE BANK!
:lol: don't forget more than half of us will be drunk and ANGRY. BRING THE ANGER :chainsaw: :chainsaw:
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Rustys is now ndsu territory
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Rustys is now ndsu territory
Its all yours man
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Rustys is now ndsu territory
You can have it.
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Woof! Is there any question as to why every EMAW who passed by decided not to "Meet their friends at Kite's?"
Anyway, I was walking home from the rec (like to get that extra cardio) and saw a Ford Windstar full of Bisons. A group of 5, 3 dudes two chicks, all fatties except the one skinny dude sitting in the middle of the two chicks in the middle seat. They were stopped at a stoplight on Denison and heading south. The balding dork who was driving rolls down his window.
"Uhh, co-could you tell me how to get to Aggie's Ville," he said in his south-canadian voice.
I calmly walk over, friendly smile on my face, but as I get the the window of the vehicle the smell flipped a switch in me. I reached in grabbed him by his balding head and slammed it repeatedly into his steering wheel and the window frame of the door. Then I whipped out my junk and took a long, steaming leak on the front driver's-side tire of his van.
Then I did this :dunno:, tipped my hat to his friends, and told them "Welcome to Manhattan. Go Cats."
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Rustys is now ndsu territory
You can have it.
seven didn't tell us where he was Wtf bro
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Woof! Is there any question as to why every EMAW who passed by decided not to "Meet their friends at Kite's?"
Anyway, I was walking home from the rec (like to get that extra cardio) and saw a Ford Windstar full of Bisons. A group of 5, 3 dudes two chicks, all fatties except the one skinny dude sitting in the middle of the two chicks in the middle seat. They were stopped at a stoplight on Denison and heading south. The balding dork who was driving rolls down his window.
"Uhh, co-could you tell me how to get to Aggie's Ville," he said in his south-canadian voice.
I calmly walk over, friendly smile on my face, but as I get the the window of the vehicle the smell flipped a switch in me. I reached in grabbed him by his balding head and slammed it repeatedly into his steering wheel and the window frame of the door. Then I whipped out my junk and took a long, steaming leak on the front driver's-side tire of his van.
Then I did this :dunno:, tipped my hat to his friends, and told them "Welcome to Manhattan. Go Cats."
I bet you were smoking a cig the whole time like a boss.
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Rustys is now ndsu territory
Its all yours man
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Just as I suspected. Camo pants, do rag & a phone holster.
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Rustys is now ndsu territory
You can have it.
seven didn't tell us where he was Wtf bro
You should check your pm's, dorkstore.
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serious question. is it cool to be bald in north dakota?
It's colder in mhk than Fargo
That's called air conditioning. Its like being able to turn on a cool wind whenever you want.
:thumbs:
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This town is gay
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This town is gay
Gay U and Gay-State. Two peens in a pod.
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This town is gay
It was just fine until people started showing up wearing green and yellow.
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They will shut up once they see a real student section! and 50000 + shaking the stadium! I can promise you that us students are going to let them have it! :billdance: :lynchmob:
:thumbs:
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Woof! Is there any question as to why every EMAW who passed by decided not to "Meet their friends at Kite's?"
Anyway, I was walking home from the rec (like to get that extra cardio) and saw a Ford Windstar full of Bisons. A group of 5, 3 dudes two chicks, all fatties except the one skinny dude sitting in the middle of the two chicks in the middle seat. They were stopped at a stoplight on Denison and heading south. The balding dork who was driving rolls down his window.
"Uhh, co-could you tell me how to get to Aggie's Ville," he said in his south-canadian voice.
I calmly walk over, friendly smile on my face, but as I get the the window of the vehicle the smell flipped a switch in me. I reached in grabbed him by his balding head and slammed it repeatedly into his steering wheel and the window frame of the door. Then I whipped out my junk and took a long, steaming leak on the front driver's-side tire of his van.
Then I did this :dunno:, tipped my hat to his friends, and told them "Welcome to Manhattan. Go Cats."
I bet you were smoking a cig the whole time like a boss.
You know me too well EII. There I was drenched in sweat, Lucky Strike (unfiltered) dangling from my lips. "Oh you want directions? How about a bloody face instead. Deuces."
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Just as I suspected. Camo pants, do rag & a phone holster.
I assume the fanny pack is hanging off the left side :dunno:
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It's not Gameday you dorks.
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This would never happen in Fargo
You mean visiting fans showing up in an elite city to watch football? Sounds like a Fargo problem to me, bro. Visiting fans love Manhattan we get them regularly, the "look at us, aren't we great" begging is new to us though.
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This would never happen in Fargo
You mean visiting fans showing up in an elite city to watch football? Sounds like a Fargo problem to me, bro. Visiting fans love Manhattan we get them regularly, the "look at us, aren't we great" begging is new to us though.
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Can no man keep his hair past 22 in North Dakota? And why are they all so goddam fat?
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Kites. There's a cat bison ratio of 1:9
have the burger
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Not a single one of these ugly guys has any hair, its creepy.
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Can no man keep his hair past 22 in North Dakota? And why are they all so goddam fat?
Everything is breaded in North Dakota LSOC. Everything.
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If any of you NDSU losers want to have a binge off with the king, I'll drink your fat ugly faces right under the table when I get to town Saturday night.
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Just as I suspected. Camo pants, do rag & a phone holster.
Ho Lee Fuk
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If any of you NDSU losers want to have a binge off with the king, I'll drink your fat ugly faces right under the table when I get to town Saturday night.
I doubt they'll want to stick around after the beating they will have taken the night before.
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Was at Auntie Mae's most of the night, not many ndsu fans there but holy balls yes, they were all bald, and I only saw dudes, effin weird.
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Lakes just got a parking pass from Colin Klein
Ha! Now we know you are lying. Collin Klein can't pass! And boom goes the dynamite
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at bullchicks. holy crap these losers are taking this seriously :lol:
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They keep talking about goEMAW and omg its great
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at bullchicks. holy crap these losers are taking this seriously :lol:
:surprised: i just left there.
on another note, i think i inadvertently interacted with bookiepimp :surprised:
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at bullchicks. holy crap these losers are taking this seriously :lol:
:surprised: i just left there.
on another note, i think i inadvertently interacted with bookiepimp :surprised:
I was the skinny guy laughing at everyone
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at bullchicks. holy crap these losers are taking this seriously :lol:
:surprised: i just left there.
on another note, i think i inadvertently interacted with bookiepimp :surprised:
:peek:
I was the skinny guy laughing at everyone
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Saw this guy at Bobby T's.
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yea, why are NDSU fans so hard pressed to impress KSU fans?
:facepalm:
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yea, why are NDSU fans so hard pressed to impress KSU fans?
:facepalm:
They think they're big time, so they want to show a real big time fan base that they belong. I appreciate the gesture.
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We're another Super Bowl.....nothing to see here.
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i had the aggieville beat last night and my partner and i just stood outside of kites and harassed all of the incredibly stupid and ugly north dakota fans as they were exiting. i even made a couple blow for me. it was very lol. they are so stupid some of them thought that i was going to arrest them or something even. omg. go cats.
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i had the aggieville beat last night and my partner and i just stood outside of kites and harassed all of the incredibly stupid and ugly north dakota fans as they were exiting. i even made a couple blow for me. it was very lol. they are so stupid some of them thought that i was going to arrest them or something even. omg. go cats.
:D
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Classic Officer Daris right there
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Was at Auntie Mae's most of the night, not many ndsu fans there but holy balls yes, they were all bald, and I only saw dudes, effin weird.
You just can't tell the chicks apart from the dudes...
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they are extremely weird/insecure
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convinced a couple of them that I was a rhinoplasty doctor that could fix their dumb accents. said close your eyes and relax, take a deep breath and then I punched them in the middle of their face.
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Also, it was the 10'ish year old one, not the youngest. I'm not some animal.
so a 10 year old is old enough for you to "kick at?"
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A north dakota fan was stopping over here and was getting a burrito from taco bell so i took his food and threw in the trash and say get out of my face and then i bent his wife over and did the big wiggle on her.
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A north dakota fan was stopping over here and was getting a burrito from taco bell so i took his food and threw in the trash and say get out of my face and then i bent his wife over and did the big wiggle on her.
very conservative, brad. emaw.
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The big wiggle sounds like what men do to reciprocate twerking? :dunno:
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Geezus brad, throwing away a perfectly good burrito? :dubious:
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Traveling through Minnesota on my way home yesterday I passed an old Ford Aerostar broke down on the side of a deserted hwy. being the upright citizen I am, I stopped and offered my assistance. They were a nice family of four, and needed a jack to change a flat, so I obliged and changed their tire for them. Once I got the tire back on they all loaded back up in the van, as I pretended to tighten the lugnuts I slipped an oily rag into their gas tank and lit it on fire. I then calmly walked back to my car as they showered me with thanks.
A few minutes later I looked in my rear view and watched the Aerostar explode into a million pieces of car and body parts. I didn't realize it at the time, but they may have been NDSU fans.
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Also, it was the 10'ish year old one, not the youngest. I'm not some animal.
so a 10 year old is old enough for you to "kick at?"
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willie is such a good role model
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kid was a squawk, the emaws high fived each other afterwards. Notice he didn't know what was coming but the others did and lol'd.
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Traveling through Minnesota on my way home yesterday I passed an old Ford Aerostar broke down on the side of a deserted hwy. being the upright citizen I am, I stopped and offered my assistance. They were a nice family of four, and needed a jack to change a flat, so I obliged and changed their tire for them. Once I got the tire back on they all loaded back up in the van, as I pretended to tighten the lugnuts I slipped an oily rag into their gas tank and lit it on fire. I then calmly walked back to my car as they showered me with thanks.
A few minutes later I looked in my rear view and watched the Aerostar explode into a million pieces of car and body parts. I didn't realize it at the time, but they may have been NDSU fans.
I'm pretty sure they were...textbook examples.
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This would never happen in Fargo
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I thought the cargo short thing was a joke. OMG :lol:
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some enterprising emaws at bullchicks last night came up with a very clever song that went
eff the bison
eff the bison
eff the biiiiiissssooon
in the assssssss
then there was a fight and the manager screamed, NO FIGHTING IN MY RESTAURANT
I was just eating my sandwich
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This would never happen in Fargo
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I thought the cargo short thing was a joke. OMG :lol:
at least fifteen dudes and only one skank. these guys dont give a crap about their own state motto
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some enterprising emaws at bullchicks last night came up with a very clever song that went
eff the bison
eff the bison
eff the biiiiiissssooon
in the assssssss
then there was a fight and the manager screamed, NO FIGHTING IN MY RESTAURANT
I was just eating my sandwich
How was the sandwich?
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I haven't seen any here.
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some enterprising emaws at bullchicks last night came up with a very clever song that went
eff the bison
eff the bison
eff the biiiiiissssooon
in the assssssss
then there was a fight and the manager screamed, NO FIGHTING IN MY RESTAURANT
I was just eating my sandwich
How was the sandwich?
Best buffalo chicken sandwich ever
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Talked to a bunch of them at the liquor store last night.They kept going on about how nice our "Bramlage Football Dome" was and how cool it was going to be watching the game there.They also wanted to know who lived in the "Castle" :facepalm:
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lpkndsu 0
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lpkndsu 0
You get arrested too?
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lpkndsu 0
You get arrested too?
yea i think so
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I lit the NDSU team bus on fire.... with everyone in it.
Bison burgers for everyone! :drool: :excited:
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some enterprising emaws at bullchicks last night came up with a very clever song that went
eff the bison
eff the bison
eff the biiiiiissssooon
in the assssssss
then there was a fight and the manager screamed, NO FIGHTING IN MY RESTAURANT
I was just eating my sandwich
How was the sandwich?
pretty good!
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Can no man keep his hair past 22 in North Dakota? And why are they all so goddam fat?
f*u*c*k....I can answer this one.
I'm divorced, I eat constantly, I never exercise, I drink tons of beer, and I beat my crank like it owes me money.
btw: this thread kicks ass.
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the whole force had our morning meeting this morning and the chief said "this weekend i want to a bunch of doughnut eating and giving tickets to north dakota fans and lord knows we're almost out of doughnuts". i've never seem him this hellbent on giving out tickets to and arresting the opposing fanbase. we're all riled up. anyway, go cats.
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Guys, they get even more huffy when you call them north dakota fans in person than when you do it on the internet. It's so adorable!
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If we are their Super Bowl.... Then we are pretty freaking good... Right? :billdance: :emawkid:
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Saw a bald smelly person wandering aimlessly around campus. Thought maybe he had a rough time in aggieville and slept on a bench but then I remembered that he might smell bc he was from North Dakota. Since I was suspicious, I started walking behind him flicking him in the ears. He tried to ignore it at first but after a minute he turned and started rambling something in incoherent canadianese. I scolded him for being so rude and then punched him in his stupid throat. As he lay on the ground I brandished a purple sharpie and wrote "ja rule" on his face and "I want 3 die" on the top of his head where it was clear no hair had grown for at least 8 years. A police officer saw the whole thing. I calmly walked straight over to the officer and without either of us saying a word we both jumped up and did that half turn shoulder bump like a couple of bosses. The officer then did the right then and administered some stick time to the hairless pile of humanity still laying on the sidewalk and then carted him off to jail for being a degenerate. Pretty typical. Go cats.
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I'm no clinician, but I THINK you can tell the difference between a male NDSU fan and female NDSU fan by the amount of coloration in their mustaches. They all look pretty much the same (double chins, pattern baldness, mild-to-morbid obesity), but the men have darker mustaches.
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Anyone have the Kite burger?
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What do their colors look like on a Starter Jacket?
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Can no man keep his hair past 22 in North Dakota? And why are they all so goddam fat?
f*u*c*k....I can answer this one.
I'm divorced, I eat constantly, I never exercise, I drink tons of beer, and I beat my crank like it owes me money.
btw: this thread kicks ass.
I like your balls out style, bruh
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some north dakota fan last night paid the rusty's cover band $50 to play thunderstruck :lol:
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A Canadian friend of mine is just going to slash their tires when they are at the game. VERY IMPORTANT: If you are a cats fan with a ND license plate, put a wildcat sticker on your vehicle. Otherwise it will get mumped up. I remember the article in the paper when my Canadian friend did it at the Missouri St game last year. Hilarious. A bit too much friendly fire due to not enough cats on vehicles though.
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some north dakota fan last night paid the rusty's cover band $50 to play thunderstruck :lol:
:lol:
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:D
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Welcome to the big time, LPKid. Just take your beatings and go home having learned a thing or two.
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some north dakota fan last night paid the rusty's cover band $50 to play thunderstruck :lol:
Oil money
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cargo shorts. so many cargo shorts.
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I actually got to go out with my buddys family who had clients come down from ND and were sporting their NDSU gear... they were fine. luckily they were all elite so no cargos to be seen but they paid for a few moscow mules at aggie central station for 3maw and co. so I can't really hate them.
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I have been out and about all day today and have not seen a single Bison fan. What a bunch of puds.
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I have been out and about all day today and have not seen a single Bison fan. What a bunch of puds.
Pretty sure Officer Daris has them all locked away. Well, most of them.
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7500 NDSU fans on top of north hill...planning our invasion you're gonna lose!!
Ps your town sucjs traffic everywhere get an engineer u puds
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I am disappointed in the level of estrogen flowing through some on goEMAW regarding cargo shorts.
Sad
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7500 NDSU fans on top of north hill...planning our invasion you're gonna lose!!
Ps your town sucjs traffic everywhere get an engineer u puds
Yea, that happens when you’re not in North Dakota
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Parking for 15,000 fans, parking for 50,000.
One is not like the other.
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Guy at work went to the CSU - NDSU game last year. Said they were all very rude and smelly. Let me know if it's accurate or if its sour grapes.
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You may make fun of the cargos...but khakis are way more dated hahaha
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7500 NDSU fans on top of north hill...planning our invasion you're gonna lose!!
Ps your town sucjs traffic everywhere get an engineer u puds
Yea, that happens when you’re not in North Dakota
I picture a reanimated caveman seeing a car for the first time. FIRE BAD!!!
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7500 NDSU fans on top of north hill...planning our invasion you're gonna lose!!
Ps your town sucjs traffic everywhere get an engineer u puds
Yea, that happens when you’re not in North Dakota
I picture a reanimated caveman seeing a car for the first time. FIRE BAD!!!
Mixing up your SNL characters there, friend.
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7500 NDSU fans on top of north hill...planning our invasion you're gonna lose!!
Ps your town sucjs traffic everywhere get an engineer u puds
Yea, that happens when you’re not in North Dakota
I picture a reanimated caveman seeing a car for the first time. FIRE BAD!!!
Mixing up your SNL characters there, friend.
:don'tcare:
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Any bison fans at the bottom of section five?
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Collegefession™ ?@collegefession 26m
"Was getting it on with this one guy and he lasted about 3 minutes. So i got up, took a crap in his bathroom and left." - North Dakota State
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Collegefession™ ?@collegefession 26m
"Was getting it on with this one guy and he lasted about 3 minutes. So i got up, took a crap in his bathroom and left." - North Dakota State
Would not have been surprised if the phrase "cleaned myself up with his cargo shorts" was used in that collegefession.
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Was walking into a brunch place down here today wearing Qat gear. Hostess sat me down at a table right next to a woman in an NDSU jacket. Completely humiliating.
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I am disappointed in the level of estrogen flowing through some on goEMAW regarding cargo shorts.
Sad
Cargo shorts help elites identify the losers.
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http://gawker.com/north-dakota-students-siouxper-drunk-shirts-are-super-1575223043 (http://gawker.com/north-dakota-students-siouxper-drunk-shirts-are-super-1575223043)
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Look at all those youths, still in their relative prime before bottoming out on their meth addiction at age 24.
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heh heh. "Siouxper Drunk." That's pretty good.
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heh heh. "Siouxper Drunk." That's pretty good.
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@collegefession: "The weather here male genitals blocked me for nearly 6 months... #2cold2bone" - North Dakota State University
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All those dinosaur s'mores in the ground and no money to keep any of it...
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I am disappointed in the level of estrogen flowing through some on goEMAW regarding cargo shorts.
Sad
Cargo shorts help elites identify the losers.
Yea..but at least our ladies don't wear mom jorts and think its a fashion trend.
Horrible look and it was really just uncomfortable for everybody involved. I hope your gals come out next season better prepared.
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I am disappointed in the level of estrogen flowing through some on goEMAW regarding cargo shorts.
Sad
Cargo shorts help elites identify the losers.
Yea..but at least our ladies don't wear mom jorts and think its a fashion trend.
Horrible look and it was really just uncomfortable for everybody involved. I hope your gals come out next season better prepared.
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they will in like two years
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I am disappointed in the level of estrogen flowing through some on goEMAW regarding cargo shorts.
Sad
Cargo shorts help elites identify the losers.
Yea..but at least our ladies don't wear mom jorts and think its a fashion trend.
Horrible look and it was really just uncomfortable for everybody involved. I hope your gals come out next season better prepared.
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they will in like two years
that's gotta suck.
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I am disappointed in the level of estrogen flowing through some on goEMAW regarding cargo shorts.
Sad
Cargo shorts help elites identify the losers.
Yea..but at least our ladies don't wear mom jorts and think its a fashion trend.
Horrible look and it was really just uncomfortable for everybody involved. I hope your gals come out next season better prepared.
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they will in like two years
that's gotta suck.
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sorry, i meant that your ndsu ladies will be wearing the currently cutting edge mhk fashion of cutoff mom jeans in two years and ours will have moved on to led spacesuits or whatever else is the next cutting edge fashion
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I am disappointed in the level of estrogen flowing through some on goEMAW regarding cargo shorts.
Sad
Cargo shorts help elites identify the losers.
Yea..but at least our ladies don't wear mom jorts and think its a fashion trend.
Horrible look and it was really just uncomfortable for everybody involved. I hope your gals come out next season better prepared.
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they will in like two years
that's gotta suck.
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sorry, i meant that your ndsu ladies will be wearing the currently cutting edge mhk fashion of cutoff mom jeans in two years and ours will have moved on to led spacesuits or whatever else is the next cutting edge fashion
Impossible. MHK fashion is so far out of the loop. Horrifying
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http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/06/06/north-dakota-same-sex-marriage-ban/10082033/ (http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/06/06/north-dakota-same-sex-marriage-ban/10082033/)
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#1 hilarious thread, I love goEMAW talking down to NDSU and expecting a beatdown of them... haha
#2 the siouxper skanks are und racists, not NDSU
#3 lollypopkid & lakes pretty much destroyed aggieville, I still have a couple skanks calling me from manhattan.
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#1 hilarious thread, I love goEMAW talking down to NDSU and expecting a beatdown of them... haha
#2 the siouxper skanks are und racists, not NDSU
#3 lollypopkid & lakes pretty much destroyed aggieville, I still have a couple skanks calling me from manhattan.
Do not believe 66% of this post.
(this thread is hilarious fwiw)
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I still have a couple skanks calling me from manhattan.
did you and your 9 bros leave behind your 2 skanks?
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I still have a couple skanks calling me from manhattan.
did you and your 9 bros leave behind your 2 skanks?
:lol:
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kite's girl. not bad.
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how were the burgers?
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'NOW THAT'S A TASTY BURGER'
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Man, I should hang out with Lakes to get chicks.
:eek:
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Probability of road trip "chicks are still calling me" stories being true: 1.7%
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Iowa state cheerleaders?
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since im trying to post more i work at a local casino and last weekend the pace was overrun with NDSU fans assuming on the way to frisco. its my job to interact with patrons and didnt say a word on the account they kept staring at my ksu flare and talk crap in a drunken stupor
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The e.e. cummings and goings of the Bizon faithful never cease to amuse me.
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Giving us the the 3-1-1.
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a loyal, faithful, confused looking sorta bunch yet i give them credit
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since im trying to post more i work at a local casino and last weekend the pace was overrun with NDSU fans assuming on the way to frisco. its my job to interact with patrons and didnt say a word on the account they kept staring at my ksu flare and talk crap in a drunken stupor
Good bump. Almost forgot about you guys and our win over the wizard 16 months ago.
Just checking in after the 4 peat and noticed you lost another bowl game.
Sucks to suck, ladies.
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Sucks to suck, ladies.
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Frisco Texas fillies still "calling".
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Nice fans. Kicked WIU's butt yesterday. Entire north end of fargodome dedicated to natural disasters in ND? Floods, tornadoes, snow storms of the century.
Tom