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Re: Post NDSU Fan Interactions Here
« Reply #100 on: August 29, 2013, 11:15:16 PM »
Woof!  Is there any question as to why every EMAW who passed by decided not to "Meet their friends at Kite's?" 

Anyway, I was walking home from the rec (like to get that extra cardio) and saw a Ford Windstar full of Bisons.  A group of 5, 3 dudes two chicks, all fatties except the one skinny dude sitting in the middle of the two chicks in the middle seat.  They were stopped at a stoplight on Denison and heading south.  The balding dork who was driving rolls down his window. 

"Uhh, co-could you tell me how to get to Aggie's Ville," he said in his south-canadian voice.

I calmly walk over, friendly smile on my face, but as I get the the window of the vehicle the smell flipped a switch in me.  I reached in grabbed him by his balding head and slammed it repeatedly into his steering wheel and the window frame of the door.  Then I whipped out my junk and took a long, steaming leak on the front driver's-side tire of his van. 

Then I did this  :dunno:, tipped my hat to his friends, and told them "Welcome to Manhattan.  Go Cats."

I bet you were smoking a cig the whole time like a boss.

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Re: Post NDSU Fan Interactions Here
« Reply #102 on: August 29, 2013, 11:18:20 PM »
Just as I suspected.  Camo pants, do rag & a phone holster.

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Re: Post NDSU Fan Interactions Here
« Reply #103 on: August 29, 2013, 11:19:11 PM »
Rustys is now ndsu territory

You can have it.
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Re: Post NDSU Fan Interactions Here
« Reply #104 on: August 29, 2013, 11:24:09 PM »
serious question. is it cool to be bald in north dakota?
It's colder in mhk than Fargo

That's called air conditioning.   Its like being able to turn on a cool wind whenever you want.

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« Reply #105 on: August 29, 2013, 11:25:37 PM »
This town is gay
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« Reply #106 on: August 29, 2013, 11:30:44 PM »
This town is gay

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Re: Post NDSU Fan Interactions Here
« Reply #107 on: August 29, 2013, 11:31:00 PM »
This town is gay
It was just fine until people started showing up wearing green and yellow.

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Re: Post NDSU Fan Interactions Here
« Reply #108 on: August 29, 2013, 11:35:32 PM »
They will shut up once they see a real student section! and 50000 + shaking the stadium! I can promise you that us students are going to let them have it! :billdance: :lynchmob:

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Re: Post NDSU Fan Interactions Here
« Reply #109 on: August 29, 2013, 11:39:15 PM »
Woof!  Is there any question as to why every EMAW who passed by decided not to "Meet their friends at Kite's?" 

Anyway, I was walking home from the rec (like to get that extra cardio) and saw a Ford Windstar full of Bisons.  A group of 5, 3 dudes two chicks, all fatties except the one skinny dude sitting in the middle of the two chicks in the middle seat.  They were stopped at a stoplight on Denison and heading south.  The balding dork who was driving rolls down his window. 

"Uhh, co-could you tell me how to get to Aggie's Ville," he said in his south-canadian voice.

I calmly walk over, friendly smile on my face, but as I get the the window of the vehicle the smell flipped a switch in me.  I reached in grabbed him by his balding head and slammed it repeatedly into his steering wheel and the window frame of the door.  Then I whipped out my junk and took a long, steaming leak on the front driver's-side tire of his van. 

Then I did this  :dunno:, tipped my hat to his friends, and told them "Welcome to Manhattan.  Go Cats."

I bet you were smoking a cig the whole time like a boss.

You know me too well EII.  There I was drenched in sweat, Lucky Strike (unfiltered) dangling from my lips.  "Oh you want directions? How about a bloody face instead.  Deuces."

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Re: Post NDSU Fan Interactions Here
« Reply #110 on: August 29, 2013, 11:39:44 PM »
Just as I suspected.  Camo pants, do rag & a phone holster.

I assume the fanny pack is hanging off the left side  :dunno:

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Re: Post NDSU Fan Interactions Here
« Reply #111 on: August 29, 2013, 11:45:10 PM »
It's not Gameday you dorks.

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Re: Post NDSU Fan Interactions Here
« Reply #112 on: August 29, 2013, 11:48:46 PM »
This would never happen in Fargo

You mean visiting fans showing up in an elite city to watch football? Sounds like a Fargo problem to me, bro. Visiting fans love Manhattan we get them regularly, the "look at us, aren't we great" begging is new to us though.

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Re: Post NDSU Fan Interactions Here
« Reply #113 on: August 29, 2013, 11:52:35 PM »
This would never happen in Fargo

You mean visiting fans showing up in an elite city to watch football? Sounds like a Fargo problem to me, bro. Visiting fans love Manhattan we get them regularly, the "look at us, aren't we great" begging is new to us though.

 
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Re: Post NDSU Fan Interactions Here
« Reply #114 on: August 30, 2013, 12:00:21 AM »
Can no man keep his hair past 22 in North Dakota?  And why are they all so goddam fat?

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« Reply #116 on: August 30, 2013, 12:04:11 AM »
Not a single one of these ugly guys has any hair, its creepy.

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« Reply #117 on: August 30, 2013, 12:05:39 AM »
Can no man keep his hair past 22 in North Dakota?  And why are they all so goddam fat?

Everything is breaded in North Dakota LSOC. Everything.

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Re: Post NDSU Fan Interactions Here
« Reply #118 on: August 30, 2013, 12:14:58 AM »
If any of you NDSU losers want to have a binge off with the king, I'll drink your fat ugly faces right under the table when I get to town Saturday night.
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Re: Post NDSU Fan Interactions Here
« Reply #119 on: August 30, 2013, 12:58:23 AM »
Just as I suspected.  Camo pants, do rag & a phone holster.

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Re: Post NDSU Fan Interactions Here
« Reply #120 on: August 30, 2013, 01:03:50 AM »
If any of you NDSU losers want to have a binge off with the king, I'll drink your fat ugly faces right under the table when I get to town Saturday night.

I doubt they'll want to stick around after the beating they will have taken the night before.
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Re: Post NDSU Fan Interactions Here
« Reply #122 on: August 30, 2013, 01:35:38 AM »
Was at Auntie Mae's most of the night, not many ndsu fans there but holy balls yes, they were all bald, and I only saw dudes, effin weird.
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Re: Post NDSU Fan Interactions Here
« Reply #123 on: August 30, 2013, 01:37:03 AM »
Lakes just got a parking pass from Colin Klein

Ha! Now we know you are lying. Collin Klein can't pass! And boom goes the dynamite

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Re: Post NDSU Fan Interactions Here
« Reply #124 on: August 30, 2013, 02:11:14 AM »
at bullchicks. holy crap these losers are taking this seriously :lol:
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