Traveling through Minnesota on my way home yesterday I passed an old Ford Aerostar broke down on the side of a deserted hwy. being the upright citizen I am, I stopped and offered my assistance. They were a nice family of four, and needed a jack to change a flat, so I obliged and changed their tire for them. Once I got the tire back on they all loaded back up in the van, as I pretended to tighten the lugnuts I slipped an oily rag into their gas tank and lit it on fire. I then calmly walked back to my car as they showered me with thanks.
A few minutes later I looked in my rear view and watched the Aerostar explode into a million pieces of car and body parts. I didn't realize it at the time, but they may have been NDSU fans.
