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Title: Pour a sip for Gia from the Bachelor
Post by: Emo EMAW on August 14, 2013, 03:45:53 PM
http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gia-allemand-dead-29-bachelor-contestant-dies-undisclosed-medical-emergency-article-1.1426795
Title: Re: Pour a sip for Gia from the Bachelor
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on August 14, 2013, 05:05:37 PM
Ok cat bait thread. Which season was she on btw?
Title: Pour a sip for Gia from the Bachelor
Post by: SkinnyBenny on August 14, 2013, 07:18:34 PM
Just got home. Future Mrs. SB says, "Guess. What. You remember that instructor at my workout class who was on The Bachelor? The one we talked to briefly at the Saints game on Friday night? SHE HUNG HERSELF."

Title: Pour a sip for Gia from the Bachelor
Post by: SkinnyBenny on August 14, 2013, 07:29:22 PM
Horror. Surprise.
Title: Re: Pour a sip for Gia from the Bachelor
Post by: Paul Moscow on August 14, 2013, 07:35:54 PM
Just got home. Future Mrs. SB says, "Guess. What. You remember that instructor at my workout class who was on The Bachelor? The one we talked to briefly at the Saints game on Friday night? SHE HUNG HERSELF."

Geez, future Mrs. SB never told you her workout instructor was on the bachelor?
Title: Re: Pour a sip for Gia from the Bachelor
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on August 14, 2013, 09:38:37 PM
There's gotta be a better way to off yourself than hanging yourself. I just don't get it.
Title: Re: Pour a sip for Gia from the Bachelor
Post by: EMAWmeister on August 14, 2013, 09:41:40 PM
Pills seem pretty alright
Title: Re: Pour a sip for Gia from the Bachelor
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on August 14, 2013, 09:58:44 PM
Pills seem pretty alright
I mean I don't wanna dive too deep getting into this, but I'm pretty sure a shot straight to the brain would be quick and painless. :dunno:
Title: Re: Re: Pour a sip for Gia from the Bachelor
Post by: 8manpick on August 14, 2013, 10:25:36 PM
Pills seem pretty alright
Booze and sleeping pills and never wake up. If you do, try, try again.

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Title: Re: Pour a sip for Gia from the Bachelor
Post by: star seed 7 on August 14, 2013, 10:29:27 PM
Jumping off something really high.  Gotta be awesome to feel like you're flying the moments before your death.
Title: Re: Pour a sip for Gia from the Bachelor
Post by: Trim on August 14, 2013, 10:36:13 PM
Pills seem pretty alright

I get it. :thumbs:
Title: Re: Pour a sip for Gia from the Bachelor
Post by: Emo EMAW on August 15, 2013, 09:13:14 AM
Before you kill yourself you should totally load up on credit card debt having fun, tho, right?
Title: Re: Pour a sip for Gia from the Bachelor
Post by: OK_Cat on August 15, 2013, 09:27:43 AM
Pills seem pretty alright
I mean I don't wanna dive too deep getting into this, but I'm pretty sure a shot straight to the brain would be quick and painless. :dunno:

what if you miss the important part of the brain and live though, fanning?  then you're a drooling vegetable and they keep you alive, miserable.
Title: Re: Pour a sip for Gia from the Bachelor
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on August 15, 2013, 09:53:08 AM
Yeesh, that sounds awful.
Title: Re: Pour a sip for Gia from the Bachelor
Post by: Dugout DickStone on August 15, 2013, 03:05:03 PM
Rip Gia.  She was nice
Title: Re: Pour a sip for Gia from the Bachelor
Post by: Emo EMAW on August 21, 2013, 01:33:06 PM
Pretty awful.  Sad, she seemed like a nice girl.

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/tragic_bachelor_cleaner_herself_aM4c2T5HVln7w88e7sjklM  :sdeek:
Title: Re: Pour a sip for Gia from the Bachelor
Post by: Mr Bread on August 21, 2013, 01:41:12 PM
Before you kill yourself you should totally load up on credit card debt having fun, tho, right?

Maybe, but then you might really enjoy yourself and decide you want to live and your credit is all mumped up tho.  Then maybe you decide to die again I guess.
Title: Re: Pour a sip for Gia from the Bachelor
Post by: Mr Bread on August 21, 2013, 01:45:22 PM
Pills seem pretty alright
I mean I don't wanna dive too deep getting into this, but I'm pretty sure a shot straight to the brain would be quick and painless. :dunno:

what if you miss the important part of the brain and live though, fanning?  then you're a drooling vegetable and they keep you alive, miserable.

Some stupid eff that worked in the same building that I do tried to kill himself by putting the gun in his mouth except all he did was blow a hole through the back of the lower part of his head.  The best (worst?) part is that he did it in his parents' driveway so his mom had to come out and find him rolling around in pain, bleeding profusely with a hole through the back of his head.  Though maybe she preferred that to his being dead?  Dunno.  Either way, what a piece of crap that guy. 
Title: Re: Pour a sip for Gia from the Bachelor
Post by: The Big Train on August 21, 2013, 02:34:06 PM
Pills seem pretty alright
I mean I don't wanna dive too deep getting into this, but I'm pretty sure a shot straight to the brain would be quick and painless. :dunno:

what if you miss the important part of the brain and live though, fanning?  then you're a drooling vegetable and they keep you alive, miserable.

Some stupid eff that worked in the same building that I do tried to kill himself by putting the gun in his mouth except all he did was blow a hole through the back of the lower part of his head.  The best (worst?) part is that he did it in his parents' driveway so his mom had to come out and find him rolling around in pain, bleeding profusely with a hole through the back of his head.  Though maybe she preferred that to his being dead?  Dunno.  Either way, what a piece of crap that guy.

 :sdeek:
Title: Re: Pour a sip for Gia from the Bachelor
Post by: Mr Bread on August 21, 2013, 02:54:36 PM
Pills seem pretty alright
I mean I don't wanna dive too deep getting into this, but I'm pretty sure a shot straight to the brain would be quick and painless. :dunno:

what if you miss the important part of the brain and live though, fanning?  then you're a drooling vegetable and they keep you alive, miserable.

Some stupid eff that worked in the same building that I do tried to kill himself by putting the gun in his mouth except all he did was blow a hole through the back of the lower part of his head.  The best (worst?) part is that he did it in his parents' driveway so his mom had to come out and find him rolling around in pain, bleeding profusely with a hole through the back of his head.  Though maybe she preferred that to his being dead?  Dunno.  Either way, what a piece of crap that guy.

 :sdeek:

Yeah, he apparently came back to visit his former co-workers after he did it and then when he was gone they of course gossiped all over the building about his scar and speech impediment, but otherwise how you really couldn't tell that much. 
Title: Re: Pour a sip for Gia from the Bachelor
Post by: The Big Train on August 21, 2013, 03:06:59 PM
Pills seem pretty alright
I mean I don't wanna dive too deep getting into this, but I'm pretty sure a shot straight to the brain would be quick and painless. :dunno:

what if you miss the important part of the brain and live though, fanning?  then you're a drooling vegetable and they keep you alive, miserable.

Some stupid eff that worked in the same building that I do tried to kill himself by putting the gun in his mouth except all he did was blow a hole through the back of the lower part of his head.  The best (worst?) part is that he did it in his parents' driveway so his mom had to come out and find him rolling around in pain, bleeding profusely with a hole through the back of his head.  Though maybe she preferred that to his being dead?  Dunno.  Either way, what a piece of crap that guy.

 :sdeek:

Yeah, he apparently came back to visit his former co-workers after he did it and then when he was gone they of course gossiped all over the building about his scar and speech impediment, but otherwise how you really couldn't tell that much.

I would assume there was at least a little gossip over, "that guy tried to off himself", and not just his scar.  :confused:
Title: Re: Pour a sip for Gia from the Bachelor
Post by: Mr Bread on August 21, 2013, 03:28:49 PM
Pills seem pretty alright
I mean I don't wanna dive too deep getting into this, but I'm pretty sure a shot straight to the brain would be quick and painless. :dunno:

what if you miss the important part of the brain and live though, fanning?  then you're a drooling vegetable and they keep you alive, miserable.

Some stupid eff that worked in the same building that I do tried to kill himself by putting the gun in his mouth except all he did was blow a hole through the back of the lower part of his head.  The best (worst?) part is that he did it in his parents' driveway so his mom had to come out and find him rolling around in pain, bleeding profusely with a hole through the back of his head.  Though maybe she preferred that to his being dead?  Dunno.  Either way, what a piece of crap that guy.

 :sdeek:

Yeah, he apparently came back to visit his former co-workers after he did it and then when he was gone they of course gossiped all over the building about his scar and speech impediment, but otherwise how you really couldn't tell that much.

I would assume there was at least a little gossip over, "that guy tried to off himself", and not just his scar.  :confused:

That gossip had already run its course long before he visited. 
Title: Re: Pour a sip for Gia from the Bachelor
Post by: KSUblumpkin on August 21, 2013, 04:20:33 PM
Some stupid eff that worked in the same building that I do tried to kill himself by putting the gun in his mouth except all he did was blow a hole through the back of the lower part of his head.  The best (worst?) part is that he did it in his parents' driveway so his mom had to come out and find him rolling around in pain, bleeding profusely with a hole through the back of his head.  Though maybe she preferred that to his being dead?  Dunno.  Either way, what a piece of crap that guy.

Hey man...nice shot (good song).  That is both very interesting and very sad at the same time.  I am mixed on which, but damn t's and p's to his poor mom that found him.
Title: Re: Pour a sip for Gia from the Bachelor
Post by: Mr Bread on August 21, 2013, 04:22:59 PM
Some stupid eff that worked in the same building that I do tried to kill himself by putting the gun in his mouth except all he did was blow a hole through the back of the lower part of his head.  The best (worst?) part is that he did it in his parents' driveway so his mom had to come out and find him rolling around in pain, bleeding profusely with a hole through the back of his head.  Though maybe she preferred that to his being dead?  Dunno.  Either way, what a piece of crap that guy.

Hey man...nice shot (good song).  That is both very interesting and very sad at the same time.  I am mixed on which, but damn t's and p's to his poor mom that found him.

I don't think it gets any sadder than that the dumbshit couldn't pull off shooting himself to death. 
Title: Re: Pour a sip for Gia from the Bachelor
Post by: Emo EMAW on August 21, 2013, 04:25:15 PM
One of my Dad's friends failed to kill himself.  Put a .22 in his nose and the bullet went up and rode around the inside of the skull until it stopped.  Worst part is insurance is denying everything on account of suicide, but the guys says at the last second he decided not to but the gun still went off.
Title: Re: Pour a sip for Gia from the Bachelor
Post by: Mr Bread on August 21, 2013, 04:29:22 PM
One of my Dad's friends failed to kill himself.  Put a .22 in his nose and the bullet went up and rode around the inside of the skull until it stopped.  Worst part is insurance is denying everything on account of suicide, but the guys says at the last second he decided not to but the gun still went off.

If ever there was a reason to kill yourself, it's that you weren't even competent enough to kill yourself. 
Title: Re: Pour a sip for Gia from the Bachelor
Post by: KSUblumpkin on August 21, 2013, 04:30:41 PM
Some stupid eff that worked in the same building that I do tried to kill himself by putting the gun in his mouth except all he did was blow a hole through the back of the lower part of his head.  The best (worst?) part is that he did it in his parents' driveway so his mom had to come out and find him rolling around in pain, bleeding profusely with a hole through the back of his head.  Though maybe she preferred that to his being dead?  Dunno.  Either way, what a piece of crap that guy.

Hey man...nice shot (good song).  That is both very interesting and very sad at the same time.  I am mixed on which, but damn t's and p's to his poor mom that found him.

I don't think it gets any sadder than that the dumbshit couldn't pull off shooting himself to death.

Yeah...that is extremely sad.  The psychologist in me though wonders about his cognition, perception, motor function and emotional regulation among many other systems (i.e., Phineas Gage) and I find that intersting.  I feel for his family, but eff man stick the landing.  Ts and Ps for gia and her family.  This is the first I am hearing about it and it is a pretty gruesome way to go.   
Title: Re: Pour a sip for Gia from the Bachelor
Post by: Pett on August 21, 2013, 04:31:15 PM
Mods please move this to "The smartest and most effective ways to off yourself" thread
Title: Re: Pour a sip for Gia from the Bachelor
Post by: KSUblumpkin on August 21, 2013, 04:31:57 PM
One of my Dad's friends failed to kill himself.  Put a .22 in his nose and the bullet went up and rode around the inside of the skull until it stopped.  Worst part is insurance is denying everything on account of suicide, but the guys says at the last second he decided not to but the gun still went off.
:sdeek:

eff...talk about a headache.  What a long journey ahead for your dad's friend.  I saw a poor baby bunny hopping along the road today with one paw and the rest of his body was smashed by a car.  I about threw up when I put it out of it's misery with my tire iron.  I couldn't imagine witnessing anything like these stories.  Ts and Ps around.
Title: Re: Pour a sip for Gia from the Bachelor
Post by: Emo EMAW on August 21, 2013, 04:32:57 PM
Ya, anyway, this was meant to be more of a "dang Gia was hot and cool and this is sad" thread and not what it's turning out to be.
Title: Re: Pour a sip for Gia from the Bachelor
Post by: KSUblumpkin on August 21, 2013, 04:35:55 PM
Ya, anyway, this was meant to be more of a "dang Gia was hot and cool and this is sad" thread and not what it's turning out to be.

She was smoking hot.  The world lost a good vagina.
Title: Re: Pour a sip for Gia from the Bachelor
Post by: Emo EMAW on August 21, 2013, 04:43:44 PM
She seems really cool, too, ya know?  I felt like she would "get me."
Title: Re: Pour a sip for Gia from the Bachelor
Post by: KSUblumpkin on August 21, 2013, 04:55:20 PM
She seems really cool, too, ya know?  I felt like she would "get me."

Agreed.  If I was Haley Joel Osment in the Sixth Sense and Gia was my dead oscar Willie...I'd be cool with that.