Pour a sip for Gia from the Bachelor

[Emo EMAW]

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gia-allemand-dead-29-bachelor-contestant-dies-undisclosed-medical-emergency-article-1.1426795

[420seriouscat69]

Ok cat bait thread. Which season was she on btw?

[SkinnyBenny]

Just got home. Future Mrs. SB says, "Guess. What. You remember that instructor at my workout class who was on The Bachelor? The one we talked to briefly at the Saints game on Friday night? SHE HUNG HERSELF."

[SkinnyBenny]

Horror. Surprise.

[Paul Moscow]

Just got home. Future Mrs. SB says, "Guess. What. You remember that instructor at my workout class who was on The Bachelor? The one we talked to briefly at the Saints game on Friday night? SHE HUNG HERSELF."

Geez, future Mrs. SB never told you her workout instructor was on the bachelor?

[420seriouscat69]

There's gotta be a better way to off yourself than hanging yourself. I just don't get it.

[EMAWmeister]

Pills seem pretty alright

[420seriouscat69]

Pills seem pretty alright

I mean I don't wanna dive too deep getting into this, but I'm pretty sure a shot straight to the brain would be quick and painless.

[8manpick]

Pills seem pretty alright

Booze and sleeping pills and never wake up. If you do, try, try again.

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[star seed 7]

Jumping off something really high.  Gotta be awesome to feel like you're flying the moments before your death.

[Trim]

Pills seem pretty alright

I get it.

[Emo EMAW]

Before you kill yourself you should totally load up on credit card debt having fun, tho, right?

[OK_Cat]

Pills seem pretty alright

I mean I don't wanna dive too deep getting into this, but I'm pretty sure a shot straight to the brain would be quick and painless.

what if you miss the important part of the brain and live though, fanning?  then you're a drooling vegetable and they keep you alive, miserable.

[420seriouscat69]

Yeesh, that sounds awful.

[Dugout DickStone]

Rip Gia.  She was nice

[Emo EMAW]

Pretty awful.  Sad, she seemed like a nice girl.

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/tragic_bachelor_cleaner_herself_aM4c2T5HVln7w88e7sjklM 

[Mr Bread]

Before you kill yourself you should totally load up on credit card debt having fun, tho, right?

Maybe, but then you might really enjoy yourself and decide you want to live and your credit is all mumped up tho.  Then maybe you decide to die again I guess.

[Mr Bread]

Pills seem pretty alright

I mean I don't wanna dive too deep getting into this, but I'm pretty sure a shot straight to the brain would be quick and painless.

what if you miss the important part of the brain and live though, fanning?  then you're a drooling vegetable and they keep you alive, miserable.

Some stupid eff that worked in the same building that I do tried to kill himself by putting the gun in his mouth except all he did was blow a hole through the back of the lower part of his head.  The best (worst?) part is that he did it in his parents' driveway so his mom had to come out and find him rolling around in pain, bleeding profusely with a hole through the back of his head.  Though maybe she preferred that to his being dead?  Dunno.  Either way, what a piece of crap that guy. 

[The Big Train]

Pills seem pretty alright

I mean I don't wanna dive too deep getting into this, but I'm pretty sure a shot straight to the brain would be quick and painless.

what if you miss the important part of the brain and live though, fanning?  then you're a drooling vegetable and they keep you alive, miserable.

Some stupid eff that worked in the same building that I do tried to kill himself by putting the gun in his mouth except all he did was blow a hole through the back of the lower part of his head.  The best (worst?) part is that he did it in his parents' driveway so his mom had to come out and find him rolling around in pain, bleeding profusely with a hole through the back of his head.  Though maybe she preferred that to his being dead?  Dunno.  Either way, what a piece of crap that guy.

 

[Mr Bread]

Pills seem pretty alright

I mean I don't wanna dive too deep getting into this, but I'm pretty sure a shot straight to the brain would be quick and painless.

what if you miss the important part of the brain and live though, fanning?  then you're a drooling vegetable and they keep you alive, miserable.

Some stupid eff that worked in the same building that I do tried to kill himself by putting the gun in his mouth except all he did was blow a hole through the back of the lower part of his head.  The best (worst?) part is that he did it in his parents' driveway so his mom had to come out and find him rolling around in pain, bleeding profusely with a hole through the back of his head.  Though maybe she preferred that to his being dead?  Dunno.  Either way, what a piece of crap that guy.

 

Yeah, he apparently came back to visit his former co-workers after he did it and then when he was gone they of course gossiped all over the building about his scar and speech impediment, but otherwise how you really couldn't tell that much. 

[The Big Train]

Pills seem pretty alright

I mean I don't wanna dive too deep getting into this, but I'm pretty sure a shot straight to the brain would be quick and painless.

what if you miss the important part of the brain and live though, fanning?  then you're a drooling vegetable and they keep you alive, miserable.

Some stupid eff that worked in the same building that I do tried to kill himself by putting the gun in his mouth except all he did was blow a hole through the back of the lower part of his head.  The best (worst?) part is that he did it in his parents' driveway so his mom had to come out and find him rolling around in pain, bleeding profusely with a hole through the back of his head.  Though maybe she preferred that to his being dead?  Dunno.  Either way, what a piece of crap that guy.

 

Yeah, he apparently came back to visit his former co-workers after he did it and then when he was gone they of course gossiped all over the building about his scar and speech impediment, but otherwise how you really couldn't tell that much.

I would assume there was at least a little gossip over, "that guy tried to off himself", and not just his scar. 

[Mr Bread]

Pills seem pretty alright

I mean I don't wanna dive too deep getting into this, but I'm pretty sure a shot straight to the brain would be quick and painless.

what if you miss the important part of the brain and live though, fanning?  then you're a drooling vegetable and they keep you alive, miserable.

Some stupid eff that worked in the same building that I do tried to kill himself by putting the gun in his mouth except all he did was blow a hole through the back of the lower part of his head.  The best (worst?) part is that he did it in his parents' driveway so his mom had to come out and find him rolling around in pain, bleeding profusely with a hole through the back of his head.  Though maybe she preferred that to his being dead?  Dunno.  Either way, what a piece of crap that guy.

 

Yeah, he apparently came back to visit his former co-workers after he did it and then when he was gone they of course gossiped all over the building about his scar and speech impediment, but otherwise how you really couldn't tell that much.

I would assume there was at least a little gossip over, "that guy tried to off himself", and not just his scar. 

That gossip had already run its course long before he visited. 

[KSUblumpkin]

Some stupid eff that worked in the same building that I do tried to kill himself by putting the gun in his mouth except all he did was blow a hole through the back of the lower part of his head.  The best (worst?) part is that he did it in his parents' driveway so his mom had to come out and find him rolling around in pain, bleeding profusely with a hole through the back of his head.  Though maybe she preferred that to his being dead?  Dunno.  Either way, what a piece of crap that guy.

Hey man...nice shot (good song).  That is both very interesting and very sad at the same time.  I am mixed on which, but damn t's and p's to his poor mom that found him.

[Mr Bread]

Some stupid eff that worked in the same building that I do tried to kill himself by putting the gun in his mouth except all he did was blow a hole through the back of the lower part of his head.  The best (worst?) part is that he did it in his parents' driveway so his mom had to come out and find him rolling around in pain, bleeding profusely with a hole through the back of his head.  Though maybe she preferred that to his being dead?  Dunno.  Either way, what a piece of crap that guy.

Hey man...nice shot (good song).  That is both very interesting and very sad at the same time.  I am mixed on which, but damn t's and p's to his poor mom that found him.

I don't think it gets any sadder than that the dumbshit couldn't pull off shooting himself to death. 

[Emo EMAW]

One of my Dad's friends failed to kill himself.  Put a .22 in his nose and the bullet went up and rode around the inside of the skull until it stopped.  Worst part is insurance is denying everything on account of suicide, but the guys says at the last second he decided not to but the gun still went off.