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Re: Pour a sip for Gia from the Bachelor
« Reply #25 on: August 21, 2013, 04:29:22 PM »
One of my Dad's friends failed to kill himself.  Put a .22 in his nose and the bullet went up and rode around the inside of the skull until it stopped.  Worst part is insurance is denying everything on account of suicide, but the guys says at the last second he decided not to but the gun still went off.

If ever there was a reason to kill yourself, it's that you weren't even competent enough to kill yourself. 
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Re: Pour a sip for Gia from the Bachelor
« Reply #26 on: August 21, 2013, 04:30:41 PM »
Some stupid eff that worked in the same building that I do tried to kill himself by putting the gun in his mouth except all he did was blow a hole through the back of the lower part of his head.  The best (worst?) part is that he did it in his parents' driveway so his mom had to come out and find him rolling around in pain, bleeding profusely with a hole through the back of his head.  Though maybe she preferred that to his being dead?  Dunno.  Either way, what a piece of crap that guy.

Hey man...nice shot (good song).  That is both very interesting and very sad at the same time.  I am mixed on which, but damn t's and p's to his poor mom that found him.

I don't think it gets any sadder than that the dumbshit couldn't pull off shooting himself to death.

Yeah...that is extremely sad.  The psychologist in me though wonders about his cognition, perception, motor function and emotional regulation among many other systems (i.e., Phineas Gage) and I find that intersting.  I feel for his family, but eff man stick the landing.  Ts and Ps for gia and her family.  This is the first I am hearing about it and it is a pretty gruesome way to go.   
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Re: Pour a sip for Gia from the Bachelor
« Reply #27 on: August 21, 2013, 04:31:15 PM »
Mods please move this to "The smartest and most effective ways to off yourself" thread

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Re: Pour a sip for Gia from the Bachelor
« Reply #28 on: August 21, 2013, 04:31:57 PM »
One of my Dad's friends failed to kill himself.  Put a .22 in his nose and the bullet went up and rode around the inside of the skull until it stopped.  Worst part is insurance is denying everything on account of suicide, but the guys says at the last second he decided not to but the gun still went off.
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eff...talk about a headache.  What a long journey ahead for your dad's friend.  I saw a poor baby bunny hopping along the road today with one paw and the rest of his body was smashed by a car.  I about threw up when I put it out of it's misery with my tire iron.  I couldn't imagine witnessing anything like these stories.  Ts and Ps around.
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Re: Pour a sip for Gia from the Bachelor
« Reply #29 on: August 21, 2013, 04:32:57 PM »
Ya, anyway, this was meant to be more of a "dang Gia was hot and cool and this is sad" thread and not what it's turning out to be.

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Re: Pour a sip for Gia from the Bachelor
« Reply #30 on: August 21, 2013, 04:35:55 PM »
Ya, anyway, this was meant to be more of a "dang Gia was hot and cool and this is sad" thread and not what it's turning out to be.

She was smoking hot.  The world lost a good vagina.
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Re: Pour a sip for Gia from the Bachelor
« Reply #31 on: August 21, 2013, 04:43:44 PM »
She seems really cool, too, ya know?  I felt like she would "get me."

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Re: Pour a sip for Gia from the Bachelor
« Reply #32 on: August 21, 2013, 04:55:20 PM »
She seems really cool, too, ya know?  I felt like she would "get me."

Agreed.  If I was Haley Joel Osment in the Sixth Sense and Gia was my dead oscar Willie...I'd be cool with that. 
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