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TITLETOWN - A Decade Long Celebration Of The Greatest Achievement In College Athletics History => Kansas State Football => Topic started by: Havs on July 25, 2013, 02:52:59 PM
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... (or two) to give to your school's athletic department, what would you want built? All these PUD stadium threads had me thinking in the other direction.
I'd want a stadium resembling Lucas Oil Stadium
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OR Lambeau Field
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I realize K-State just had a new renovation, but this is far more dreamy than that.
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I'd spend it all on players. you could get about 100k really good players for that. enough for many years in various sports.
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Wat? College stadiums>Pro's
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... (or two) to give to your school's athletic department, what would you want built? All these PUD stadium threads had me thinking in the other direction.
I'd want a stadium resembling Lucas Oil Stadium
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I bet felix rex could fill that shed with hay bales in a day or two.
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Bro, do you even build stadium castles?
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Wat? College stadiums>Pro's
Lambeau is basically a big Boone Pickens Stadium
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lambeau is what it would be like if a dog took a mile long crap on a piece of garbage and people went to a football game on it
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Looks like BSFS has better club seating/loge box/suite options than that POS Lambo field.
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one time I went to lambeau field and it was full of barf because everyone who went there got instant sick and puked it up to the very top with barf because of how terrible it looks and smells
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eff green bay
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lambeau is what it would be like if a dog took a mile long crap on a piece of garbage and people went to a football game on it
:star: :star: :star: :star: :star:
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one time at an chiefs game i saw someone stand up and piss on the seat in front of them during the singing of the national anthem. nfl fans/stadiums are the worst.
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I'd pay for a statue like this to be on top of Vanier with a few alterations
-Bill's head
-Holding a playbook instead of a torch
-Purple statue
-Breathes fire when the Cats take the field, every time the Cats score and after Cat victories
-Neek statue behind it doing Neek things
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I'd buy every 5* player in every other recruiting class for as long as I could.
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lambeau is what it would be like if a dog took a mile long crap on a piece of garbage and people went to a football game on it
This is the best post on here in some time. I think we can all learn from this./
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I'd pay for a statue like this to be on top of Vanier with a few alterations
-Bill's head
-Holding a playbook instead of a torch
-Purple statue
-Breathes fire when the Cats take the field, every time the Cats score and after Cat victories
-Neek statue behind it doing Neek things
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Will there be a smaller statue right behind it of a cord flunky (or whatever there duty is nowadays)?
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Neek is the cord flunky, Neek things means carrying the cord
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Hire Nick Saban and Calipari and give them both huge cash accounts to do what has to be done.
Also, hire Mark McGwire or Barry Bonds to be a strength coach for the Boozecats
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I'd spend it all on chocolate milk and gummi bears.
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I'd pay for a statue like this to be on top of Vanier with a few alterations
-Bill's head
-Holding a playbook instead of a torch
-Purple statue
-Breathes fire when the Cats take the field, every time the Cats score and after Cat victories
-Neek statue behind it doing Neek things
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi160.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Ft190%2FGLC79%2Fcolossus.jpg&hash=17827757be0f4e20fc9d47492bf45a31aecabecd)
Will there be a smaller statue right behind it of a cord flunky (or whatever there duty is nowadays)?
I'd probably just pay for a statue of Neek to sit on a little conveyor belt that moves from 20 yard line to 20 yard line. I want all future Neek wannabees to know that the BITB Neek is watching them at all times.
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500 million Powerball tickets
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I'd build mountains north of the stadium behind the prairie grasslands.
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a moat at BSFS and then use the rest of the money to pay off everyone in the world not to say anything about it so that dlew got it as a surprise when he goes to manhattan.
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Also, I'd add softball and soccer (men's and women's) to the roster. I'd pay for a bad ass joint baseball/softball complex where Tointon and the softball fields are today that looked like Camden yards. I'd add a wing to Ahearn for a KSU sports museum. I'd give daris a party deck at "The Bill", and that SOB would have a purple waterfall coming down off of it into a pool of purple fountains.
Bramlage would have banners and the most beautiful scoreboard you ever saw.
I'd pay Brad Stevens $8 million a year to be our basketball coach.
I'm sure there's more, but I'd start there.
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All pregame vignettes would be by the Old Spice guy and not Willie.
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one time at an chiefs game i saw someone stand up and piss on the seat in front of them during the singing of the national anthem. nfl fans/stadiums are the worst.
Probably splattered all over his Zubas.
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also, get super ripped
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If I had a billion dollars I donate enough to finish all phases of BSFS with V 2.0 being on the East. Renovate the Bram by completely redoing the concourse. Give baseball 2
Thousand more seats and a video board. Renovate Ahearn for vball and indoor track. Then hold the rest for future decisions and recruits.
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is there anything more small-timey than thinking NFL/pro teams/stadiums are dogshit compared to their college counterparts? woof you hayseeds :lol:
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lambeau is what it would be like if a dog took a mile long crap on a piece of garbage and people went to a football game on it
This is the best post on here in some time. I think we can all learn from this./
:dubious: Worst post in some time, Lambeau is elite
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is there anything more small-timey than thinking NFL/pro teams/stadiums are dogshit compared to their college counterparts? woof you hayseeds :lol:
I don't watch the NBA because no one plays defense
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lambeau is what it would be like if a dog took a mile long crap on a piece of garbage and people went to a football game on it
This is the best post on here in some time. I think we can all learn from this./
:dubious: Worst post in some time, Lambeau is elite
Look at the cub trying to PI SD :lol:
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lambeau is what it would be like if a dog took a mile long crap on a piece of garbage and people went to a football game on it
This is the best post on here in some time. I think we can all learn from this./
:dubious: Worst post in some time, Lambeau is elite
Look at the cub trying to PI SD :lol:
5 pm is a great time to do it if you're going to do it.
but seriously :D at "cub"
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one time at an chiefs game i saw someone stand up and piss on the seat in front of them during the singing of the national anthem. nfl fans/stadiums are the worst.
one of the funniest/grossest things I've ever witnessed
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one time at an chiefs game i saw someone stand up and piss on the seat in front of them during the singing of the national anthem. nfl fans/stadiums are the worst.
one of the funniest/grossest things I've ever witnessed
Only time I went for a regular season game someone threw up on my Dad's friend. :flush:
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First I would bulldoze the rowing facility and put something not eyesoreish there. Then make any and all upgrades to the football, basketball, and baseball facilities.
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one time at an chiefs game i saw someone stand up and piss on the seat in front of them during the singing of the national anthem. nfl fans/stadiums are the worst.
Can confirm. Every detail of that is true.
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I'd let Currie know I'm rich as crap and ready to break ground, but only on crap thought of/designed by me and my friends here at gE
We'd start with a BSFS brainstorm, move on to the fOOD, then knock out Tointon (probably buy naming rights for pennies)
Probably become bros with Ward Morgan and knock some crap out too
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i would give the school very little, if any money. that crap is for the birds.
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i would give the school very little, if any money. that crap is for the birds.
KC is my favorite poster/personality on gE. :thumbs:
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Two chicks at the same time.
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I'd get Michael Bishop up on that ring of honor, that's for damn sure.
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1. Hire Chris Harper to be my best friend
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Two chicks at the same time.
Yea, but what would you do with the other $999,999,999.
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Upgrade football, basketball, baseball, College of Engineering would be elite, and set aside a good amount in a trust fund so every year after than off interest we could purchase top notch players in perpetuity, and give good schollies too so we can bring in elite minds as well, a total package university, more than what it already is :gocho:
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Two chicks at the same time.
Yea, but what would you do with the other $999,999,999.
:fatty:
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Two chicks at the same time.
I'm telling!!! :shakesfist:
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1.) Build the most legit south endzone/party deck possible. Rename it the Unruh Zone. Fans would affectionately call it "The Ruh"
-"Hey bro, where are you sitting at the game"
-"Sitting? I'm not gonna be sitting bro....I'm gonna be partying my balls off in The Ruh. You're a jabroni"
2.) Build a new indoor/vanier/bowl in the NEZ. Walking to the current indoor in 15 degree weather in February is worse than anything......ever.
3.) Give a lot to the Poli Sci Department. Dr./s Franke, Herspring, Stapley etc. all studbosses
4.) Open a legit restaurant in the ville
5.) Give the rest to the university's endowment...its pretty small right now compared to other schools.
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one time at an chiefs game i saw someone stand up and piss on the seat in front of them during the singing of the national anthem. nfl fans/stadiums are the worst.
Unforgiveable dissing of the national anthem. Also, I'd like to think no one was sitting in that seat.
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1.) Build the most legit south endzone/party deck possible. Rename it the Unruh Zone. Fans would affectionately call it "The Ruh"
-"Hey bro, where are you sitting at the game"
-"Sitting? I'm not gonna be sitting bro....I'm gonna be partying my balls off in The Ruh. You're a jabroni"
2.) Build a new indoor/vanier/bowl in the NEZ. Walking to the current indoor in 15 degree weather in February is worse than anything......ever.
3.) Give a lot to the Poli Sci Department. Dr./s Franke, Herspring, Stapley etc. all studbosses
4.) Open a legit restaurant in the ville
5.) Give the rest to the university's endowment...its pretty small right now compared to other schools.
The Ruh is maybe a top 5 idea on this blog ever.
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I would pretty much take over everything. I would probably want to call plays on offense (not ever go to practice, just show up on gamedays though)
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one time at an chiefs game i saw someone stand up and piss on the seat in front of them during the singing of the national anthem. nfl fans/stadiums are the worst.
this was also a relatiely :eek:'ish high profile k-state figure
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I would put it all on KSU -17.5 vs NDSU.
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one time at an chiefs game i saw someone stand up and piss on the seat in front of them during the singing of the national anthem. nfl fans/stadiums are the worst.
this was also a relatiely :eek:'ish high profile k-state figure
IIRC...didn't he sleep in a Wal-Mart parking lot after that game?
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one time at an chiefs game i saw someone stand up and piss on the seat in front of them during the singing of the national anthem. nfl fans/stadiums are the worst.
this was also a relatiely :eek:'ish high profile k-state figure
IIRC...didn't he sleep in a Wal-Mart parking lot after that game?
sounds like our guy!
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1.) Build the most legit south endzone/party deck possible. Rename it the Unruh Zone. Fans would affectionately call it "The Ruh"
-"Hey bro, where are you sitting at the game"
-"Sitting? I'm not gonna be sitting bro....I'm gonna be partying my balls off in The Ruh. You're a jabroni"
2.) Build a new indoor/vanier/bowl in the NEZ. Walking to the current indoor in 15 degree weather in February is worse than anything......ever.
3.) Give a lot to the Poli Sci Department. Dr./s Franke, Herspring, Stapley etc. all studbosses
4.) Open a legit restaurant in the ville
5.) Give the rest to the university's endowment...its pretty small right now compared to other schools.
The Ruh is maybe a top 5 idea on this blog ever.
Yep. I changed my mind, I would donate to the Ruh.
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I would put it all on KSU -17.5 vs NDSU.
i would probably bet against KSU for ever. That way, if we lose, I can at least be getting paid.
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I would put it all on KSU -17.5 vs NDSU.
i would probably bet against KSU for ever. That way, if we lose, I can at least be getting paid.
I'm not willing to pay $1 billion for a win over a division 2 school. Don't be ridiculous.
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I would put it all on KSU -17.5 vs NDSU.
i would probably bet against KSU for ever. That way, if we lose, I can at least be getting paid.
I'm not willing to pay $1 billion for a win over a division 2 school. Don't be ridiculous.
of course not. If you're going to put it all on one game, there is no more of a sure thing than this game
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If I had a billion dollars I donate enough to finish all phases of BSFS with V 2.0 being on the East. Renovate the Bram by completely redoing the concourse. Give baseball 2
Thousand more seats and a video board. Renovate Ahearn for vball and indoor track. Then hold the rest for future decisions and recruits.
No castle retrofitting on the east side?
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I'd make the stadium float after gametime. Alcohol and good food so you wouldn't need to leave. And giant inflatable emergency slides if the floaing technology falters. Also would buy some prime pasture a few miles away from the stadium and move all the sheep there...blow up the foundation building or float it next to the new pasture. Make an elite style club of some sort where the foundation building is and make a direct vip style subway for former/future studs and celebs to have a direct non hassle way to a turbo elevator to the new suites.
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If I had a billion dollars I donate enough to finish all phases of BSFS with V 2.0 being on the East.
No castle retrofitting on the east side?
I don't think any of us really know what it would like, but when we say Vanier 2.0 on the east, I think we're all assuming it'd replace any need for a castley facade with its own castleyness?
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I would...
-Burn down the Bram (as I tuck in my shirt) and bring back Ahearn - bigger and better. dont care about parking/practice facilities, whatever. money can fix all that.
-Buy washburn's law school and give it to kstate - making it an elite on-campus setup.
-Build a golf course where the sheep fields are now - tailgating on a g course is elite
-Build a giant moving sidewalk (airport style) from BSFS to the ville
-Make it legal to drink on campus on weekends
-Buy 1000 pizza shuttles to give away each game
-Payoff city officials to outlaw all stones besides limestone
-Found an elite BBS scholarship and suite
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I would...
-Burn down the Bram (as I tuck in my shirt) and bring back Ahearn - bigger and better. dont care about parking/practice facilities, whatever. money can fix all that.
-Buy washburn's law school and give it to kstate - making it an elite on-campus setup.
-Build a golf course where the sheep fields are now - tailgating on a g course is elite
-Build a giant moving sidewalk (airport style) from BSFS to the ville
-Make it legal to drink on campus on weekends
-Buy 1000 pizza shuttles to give away each game
-Payoff city officials to outlaw all stones besides limestone
-Found an elite BBS scholarship and suite
All this, plus fix Waters hall.
And burn down the rest of Washburn after stealing their law school. What a waste of real estate.