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Offline cas4ksu

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Re: If you had a billion dollars...
« Reply #50 on: July 25, 2013, 10:26:52 PM »
I would pretty much take over everything. I would probably want to call plays on offense (not ever go to practice, just show up on gamedays though)

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Re: If you had a billion dollars...
« Reply #51 on: July 25, 2013, 10:30:06 PM »
one time at an chiefs game i saw someone stand up and piss on the seat in front of them during the singing of the national anthem. nfl fans/stadiums are the worst.
this was also a relatiely  :eek:'ish high profile k-state figure


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Re: If you had a billion dollars...
« Reply #52 on: July 25, 2013, 10:31:34 PM »
I would put it all on KSU -17.5 vs NDSU.

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Re: If you had a billion dollars...
« Reply #53 on: July 25, 2013, 10:32:01 PM »
one time at an chiefs game i saw someone stand up and piss on the seat in front of them during the singing of the national anthem. nfl fans/stadiums are the worst.
this was also a relatiely  :eek:'ish high profile k-state figure

IIRC...didn't he sleep in a Wal-Mart parking lot after that game?
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Re: If you had a billion dollars...
« Reply #54 on: July 25, 2013, 10:33:37 PM »
one time at an chiefs game i saw someone stand up and piss on the seat in front of them during the singing of the national anthem. nfl fans/stadiums are the worst.
this was also a relatiely  :eek:'ish high profile k-state figure

IIRC...didn't he sleep in a Wal-Mart parking lot after that game?
sounds like our guy!


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Re: If you had a billion dollars...
« Reply #55 on: July 25, 2013, 10:34:40 PM »
1.) Build the most legit south endzone/party deck possible.  Rename it the Unruh Zone.  Fans would affectionately call it "The Ruh"
                       -"Hey bro, where are you sitting at the game"
                       -"Sitting?  I'm not gonna be sitting bro....I'm gonna be partying my balls off in The Ruh.   You're a jabroni"

2.) Build a new indoor/vanier/bowl in the NEZ.  Walking to the current indoor in 15 degree weather in February is worse than anything......ever.

3.)  Give a lot to the Poli Sci Department.  Dr./s Franke, Herspring, Stapley etc.  all studbosses

4.) Open a legit restaurant in the ville

5.) Give the rest to the university's endowment...its pretty small right now compared to other schools.

The Ruh is maybe a top 5 idea on this blog ever.

Yep.   I changed my mind, I would donate to the Ruh.

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Re: If you had a billion dollars...
« Reply #56 on: July 25, 2013, 10:35:04 PM »
I would put it all on KSU -17.5 vs NDSU.
i would probably bet against KSU for ever.  That way, if we lose, I can at least be getting paid.

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Re: If you had a billion dollars...
« Reply #57 on: July 25, 2013, 10:37:13 PM »
I would put it all on KSU -17.5 vs NDSU.
i would probably bet against KSU for ever.  That way, if we lose, I can at least be getting paid.

I'm not willing to pay $1 billion for a win over a division 2 school. Don't be ridiculous.

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Re: If you had a billion dollars...
« Reply #58 on: July 25, 2013, 10:40:19 PM »
I would put it all on KSU -17.5 vs NDSU.
i would probably bet against KSU for ever.  That way, if we lose, I can at least be getting paid.

I'm not willing to pay $1 billion for a win over a division 2 school. Don't be ridiculous.
of course not. If you're going to put it all on one game, there is no more of a sure thing than this game

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Re: If you had a billion dollars...
« Reply #59 on: July 26, 2013, 10:27:06 AM »
If I had a billion dollars I donate enough to finish all phases of BSFS with V 2.0 being on the East. Renovate the Bram by completely redoing the concourse. Give baseball 2
Thousand more seats and a video board. Renovate Ahearn for vball and indoor track. Then hold the rest for future decisions and recruits.

No castle retrofitting on the east side?

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Re: If you had a billion dollars...
« Reply #60 on: July 26, 2013, 10:40:04 AM »
I'd make the stadium float after gametime. Alcohol and good food so you wouldn't need to leave. And giant inflatable emergency slides if the floaing technology falters. Also would buy some prime pasture a few miles away from the stadium and move all the sheep there...blow up the foundation building or float it next to the new pasture. Make an elite style club of some sort where the foundation building is and make a direct vip style subway for former/future studs and celebs to have a direct non hassle way to a turbo elevator to the new suites.

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Re: If you had a billion dollars...
« Reply #61 on: July 26, 2013, 10:56:40 AM »
If I had a billion dollars I donate enough to finish all phases of BSFS with V 2.0 being on the East.

No castle retrofitting on the east side?

I don't think any of us really know what it would like, but when we say Vanier 2.0 on the east, I think we're all assuming it'd replace any need for a castley facade with its own castleyness?

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Re: If you had a billion dollars...
« Reply #62 on: July 26, 2013, 12:54:48 PM »
I would...
-Burn down the Bram (as I tuck in my shirt) and bring back Ahearn - bigger and better. dont care about parking/practice facilities, whatever. money can fix all that.
-Buy washburn's law school and give it to kstate - making it an elite on-campus setup.
-Build a golf course where the sheep fields are now - tailgating on a g course is elite
-Build a giant moving sidewalk (airport style) from BSFS to the ville
-Make it legal to drink on campus on weekends
-Buy 1000 pizza shuttles to give away each game
-Payoff city officials to outlaw all stones besides limestone
-Found an elite BBS scholarship and suite




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Re: If you had a billion dollars...
« Reply #63 on: July 27, 2013, 12:00:57 PM »
I would...
-Burn down the Bram (as I tuck in my shirt) and bring back Ahearn - bigger and better. dont care about parking/practice facilities, whatever. money can fix all that.
-Buy washburn's law school and give it to kstate - making it an elite on-campus setup.
-Build a golf course where the sheep fields are now - tailgating on a g course is elite
-Build a giant moving sidewalk (airport style) from BSFS to the ville
-Make it legal to drink on campus on weekends
-Buy 1000 pizza shuttles to give away each game
-Payoff city officials to outlaw all stones besides limestone
-Found an elite BBS scholarship and suite

All this, plus fix Waters hall.

And burn down the rest of Washburn after stealing their law school. What a waste of real estate.
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