If you had a billion dollars...

[Brock Landers]

one time at an chiefs game i saw someone stand up and piss on the seat in front of them during the singing of the national anthem. nfl fans/stadiums are the worst.

Probably splattered all over his Zubas.

[Dugout DickStone]

also, get super ripped

[scottwildcat]

If I had a billion dollars I donate enough to finish all phases of BSFS with V 2.0 being on the East. Renovate the Bram by completely redoing the concourse. Give baseball 2
Thousand more seats and a video board. Renovate Ahearn for vball and indoor track. Then hold the rest for future decisions and recruits.

[mocat]

is there anything more small-timey than thinking NFL/pro teams/stadiums are dogshit compared to their college counterparts? woof you hayseeds 

[Demo158]

lambeau is what it would be like if a dog took a mile long crap on a piece of garbage and people went to a football game on it

This is the best post on here in some time. I think we can all learn from this./

  Worst post in some time, Lambeau is elite

[Cartierfor3]

is there anything more small-timey than thinking NFL/pro teams/stadiums are dogshit compared to their college counterparts? woof you hayseeds 

I don't watch the NBA because no one plays defense

[yoman]

lambeau is what it would be like if a dog took a mile long crap on a piece of garbage and people went to a football game on it

This is the best post on here in some time. I think we can all learn from this./

  Worst post in some time, Lambeau is elite

Look at the cub trying to PI SD 

[mocat]

lambeau is what it would be like if a dog took a mile long crap on a piece of garbage and people went to a football game on it

This is the best post on here in some time. I think we can all learn from this./

  Worst post in some time, Lambeau is elite

Look at the cub trying to PI SD 

5 pm is a great time to do it if you're going to do it.

but seriously  at "cub"

[SabiNation]

one time at an chiefs game i saw someone stand up and piss on the seat in front of them during the singing of the national anthem. nfl fans/stadiums are the worst.

one of the funniest/grossest things I've ever witnessed

[Emo EMAW]

one time at an chiefs game i saw someone stand up and piss on the seat in front of them during the singing of the national anthem. nfl fans/stadiums are the worst.

one of the funniest/grossest things I've ever witnessed

Only time I went for a regular season game someone threw up on my Dad's friend.    

[The Big Train]

First I would bulldoze the rowing facility and put something not eyesoreish there.  Then make any and all upgrades to the football, basketball, and baseball facilities. 

[8manpick]

one time at an chiefs game i saw someone stand up and piss on the seat in front of them during the singing of the national anthem. nfl fans/stadiums are the worst.

Can confirm. Every detail of that is true.

[Shooter Jones]

I'd let Currie know I'm rich as crap and ready to break ground, but only on crap thought of/designed by me and my friends here at gE

We'd start with a BSFS brainstorm, move on to the fOOD, then knock out Tointon (probably buy naming rights for pennies)

Probably become bros with Ward Morgan and knock some crap out too

[kim carnes]

i would give the school very little, if any money.  that crap is for the birds.

[eastcat]

i would give the school very little, if any money.  that crap is for the birds.

KC is my favorite poster/personality on gE. 

[Pett]

Two chicks at the same time.

[Cartierfor3]

I'd get Michael Bishop up on that ring of honor, that's for damn sure.

[ManBearPig]

1. Hire Chris Harper to be my best friend

[Katpappy]

Two chicks at the same time.

Yea, but what would you do with the other $999,999,999.

[cfbandyman]

Upgrade football, basketball, baseball, College of Engineering would be elite, and set aside a good amount in a trust fund so every year after than off interest we could purchase top notch players in perpetuity, and give good schollies too so we can bring in elite minds as well, a total package university, more than what it already is 

[cfbandyman]

Two chicks at the same time.

Yea, but what would you do with the other $999,999,999.

 

[Havs]

Two chicks at the same time.

I'm telling!!! 

[FunruhCat76]

1.) Build the most legit south endzone/party deck possible.  Rename it the Unruh Zone.  Fans would affectionately call it "The Ruh"
                       -"Hey bro, where are you sitting at the game"
                       -"Sitting?  I'm not gonna be sitting bro....I'm gonna be partying my balls off in The Ruh.   You're a jabroni"

2.) Build a new indoor/vanier/bowl in the NEZ.  Walking to the current indoor in 15 degree weather in February is worse than anything......ever.

3.)  Give a lot to the Poli Sci Department.  Dr./s Franke, Herspring, Stapley etc.  all studbosses

4.) Open a legit restaurant in the ville

5.) Give the rest to the university's endowment...its pretty small right now compared to other schools.

[bones129]

one time at an chiefs game i saw someone stand up and piss on the seat in front of them during the singing of the national anthem. nfl fans/stadiums are the worst.

Unforgiveable dissing of the national anthem. Also, I'd like to think no one was sitting in that seat.

[Cartierfor3]

1.) Build the most legit south endzone/party deck possible.  Rename it the Unruh Zone.  Fans would affectionately call it "The Ruh"
                       -"Hey bro, where are you sitting at the game"
                       -"Sitting?  I'm not gonna be sitting bro....I'm gonna be partying my balls off in The Ruh.   You're a jabroni"

2.) Build a new indoor/vanier/bowl in the NEZ.  Walking to the current indoor in 15 degree weather in February is worse than anything......ever.

3.)  Give a lot to the Poli Sci Department.  Dr./s Franke, Herspring, Stapley etc.  all studbosses

4.) Open a legit restaurant in the ville

5.) Give the rest to the university's endowment...its pretty small right now compared to other schools.

The Ruh is maybe a top 5 idea on this blog ever.