My last year of college when I was in Nashville after the K-State/Auburn game, a chick broke up with me over Facebook on my birthday. Stud/bitch move 9 out of 10?
Then I pulled over on the side of the road and said, "get out and have your other boyfriend come get you." Shut the door and then drove off to get pak'd with my bros.
Change it to the text message break-up thread and I might have a story to share.
A girl told me that she "had kind of been seeing another person" while we were coming back from a date one night. (Mind you I thought we were still dating at that time)
Then I pulled over on the side of the road and said, "get out and have your other boyfriend come get you." Shut the door and then drove off to get pak'd with my bros.
Didn't see her for 2 years until the grand (re)opening of Aggie Station (god rest the Purple Pig's soul)....that night is another story for another day though!
But not text message related. Such a weird thread.A girl told me that she "had kind of been seeing another person" while we were coming back from a date one night. (Mind you I thought we were still dating at that time)
Then I pulled over on the side of the road and said, "get out and have your other boyfriend come get you." Shut the door and then drove off to get pak'd with my bros.
Didn't see her for 2 years until the grand (re)opening of Aggie Station (god rest the Purple Pig's soul)....that night is another story for another day though!
that's pretty Stud Boss, ShellShock. :thumbs:
not text message related:
i went out with a girl for about 3 or 4 weeks. one night we went to dinner and and she declined when i asked if she wanted picked up but didnt give a reason why. we ate dinner and things were ok, but i could tell something was wrong. towards the end of us cleaning our plates, she started to say "i think we need to have a talk..." right as waitress came over to ask about the check. i told the waitress "shes got the check" and walked out.
not text message related:
i went out with a girl for about 3 or 4 weeks. one night we went to dinner and and she declined when i asked if she wanted picked up but didnt give a reason why. we ate dinner and things were ok, but i could tell something was wrong. towards the end of us cleaning our plates, she started to say "i think we need to have a talk..." right as waitress came over to ask about the check. i told the waitress "shes got the check" and walked out.
Then I pulled over on the side of the road and said, "get out and have your other boyfriend come get you." Shut the door and then drove off to get pak'd with my bros.
would have been super boss to stop the car and then whip out your phone and txt her that.
not text message related:
i went out with a girl for about 3 or 4 weeks. one night we went to dinner and and she declined when i asked if she wanted picked up but didnt give a reason why. we ate dinner and things were ok, but i could tell something was wrong. towards the end of us cleaning our plates, she started to say "i think we need to have a talk..." right as waitress came over to ask about the check. i told the waitress "shes got the check" and walked out.
Nice. Absolute stud boss move, rates a solid 9.
Stud/boss derailmentThen I pulled over on the side of the road and said, "get out and have your other boyfriend come get you." Shut the door and then drove off to get pak'd with my bros.
would have been super boss to stop the car and then whip out your phone and txt her that.
I selectively read thread titles, so I saw stud boss and decided to lay that golden nugget in here. Didn't mean to de-rail the thread...
Is the only way to be stud boss to break up with a girl? Asking for a friend.
i once texted a girl to break up with her boyfriend while they were on a date, so she did. the only problem was that they were in the car driving at the time and he got all butthurt about it and made her get out right then and there. so i had to get dressed and drive five minutes to go pick her up. then we just boned and made fun of him all night long.
i once texted a girl to break up with her boyfriend while they were on a date, so she did. the only problem was that they were in the car driving at the time and he got all butthurt about it and made her get out right then and there. so i had to get dressed and drive five minutes to go pick her up. then we just boned and made fun of him all night long.
what was her name, rick?
My stud boss moves consisted of running around with a girl with a boyfriend, she would want to break up with the boyfriend for me, I would tell her that I couldn't trust her because she was cheating on the boyfriend. Did this once or twice a summer for awhile.oh man, the things a younger Stevie used to do with chicks that had boyfriends. it's a wonder i'm not dead.
broke up with gf and then we became fwb and then I got tired of that.. also went to stripclub with said fwb and had her and her friend pay for the back room and then came home and had them both strip for me.. fun night
not text message related:
i went out with a girl for about 3 or 4 weeks. one night we went to dinner and and she declined when i asked if she wanted picked up but didnt give a reason why. we ate dinner and things were ok, but i could tell something was wrong. towards the end of us cleaning our plates, she started to say "i think we need to have a talk..." right as waitress came over to ask about the check. i told the waitress "shes got the check" and walked out.
Nice. Absolute stud boss move, rates a solid 9.
not text message related::surprised:
i went out with a girl for about 3 or 4 weeks. one night we went to dinner and and she declined when i asked if she wanted picked up but didnt give a reason why. we ate dinner and things were ok, but i could tell something was wrong. towards the end of us cleaning our plates, she started to say "i think we need to have a talk..." right as waitress came over to ask about the check. i told the waitress "shes got the check" and walked out.
Sometimes I'll make a big batch of chocolate chip cookies (like, a triple recipe). I'll whip up the butter and eggs so they're nice and fluffy, I'll add a little bit more vanilla than the recipe calls for...
...and then I'll wrap them in little packages of four and freeze them. Then, me and Mrs. Wondermeal have fresh baked cookies every night for months. Really helps with portion control, you know?
Stud boss move scale 9 out of 10, at least.
:billdance:
Sometimes I'll make a big batch of chocolate chip cookies (like, a triple recipe). I'll whip up the butter and eggs so they're nice and fluffy, I'll add a little bit more vanilla than the recipe calls for...
...and then I'll wrap them in little packages of four and freeze them. Then, me and Mrs. Wondermeal have fresh baked cookies every night for months. Really helps with portion control, you know?
Stud boss move scale 9 out of 10, at least.
:billdance:
Sometimes I'll make a big batch of chocolate chip cookies (like, a triple recipe). I'll whip up the butter and eggs so they're nice and fluffy, I'll add a little bit more vanilla than the recipe calls for...
...and then I'll wrap them in little packages of four and freeze them. Then, me and Mrs. Wondermeal have fresh baked cookies every night for months. Really helps with portion control, you know?
Stud boss move scale 9 out of 10, at least.
:billdance:
great post
Sounds to me like a couple of you are some disrespectful fucks.
Banged somebody's wife? :sdeek:
That's supposed to be a boss move? Get outta here.
Sounds to me like a couple of you are some disrespectful fucks.
Banged somebody's wife? :sdeek:
That's supposed to be a boss move? Get outta here.
Maybe they are in an open marriage. You have no idea what the situation was. Shut up.
Sounds to me like a couple of you are some disrespectful fucks.
Banged somebody's wife? :sdeek:
That's supposed to be a boss move? Get outta here.
Maybe they are in an open marriage. You have no idea what the situation was. Shut up.
Sounds to me like a couple of you are some disrespectful fucks.
Banged somebody's wife? :sdeek:
That's supposed to be a boss move? Get outta here.
Maybe they are in an open marriage. You have no idea what the situation was. Shut up.
I used to date a girl in an open marriage. It was a little weird but she was out of my league so I rolled with it.
Sounds to me like a couple of you are some disrespectful fucks.
Banged somebody's wife? :sdeek:
That's supposed to be a boss move? Get outta here.
Maybe they are in an open marriage. You have no idea what the situation was. Shut up.
I used to date a girl in an open marriage. It was a little weird but she was out of my league so I rolled with it.
Sounds to me like a couple of you are some disrespectful fucks.
Banged somebody's wife? :sdeek:
That's supposed to be a boss move? Get outta here.
Maybe they are in an open marriage. You have no idea what the situation was. Shut up.
I used to date a girl in an open marriage. It was a little weird but she was out of my league so I rolled with it.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fv72%2Fmrwang%2FFamilyGuy-StewieHeadTurn.gif&hash=b7c5349530b7d07b47d6bdcf8b512b0cec7eacb4)
Also, I once had to text my wife to stop banging a guy named "shacks". She eventually did. What a trainwreck though.:lol:
Jesus, Shacks. I don't know whether to high five you or set my computer on fire.:lol:
Sounds to me like a couple of you are some disrespectful fucks.
Banged somebody's wife? :sdeek:
That's supposed to be a boss move? Get outta here.
One time I was at Pat's and saw a girl I dated in high school. She broke up with me when she moved to western Kansas. I took her back to my place and we're doing it, and in the middle I threw a blanket over the top half of her body and told her "I want to pretend you're someone else," then I sneakily took a picture with my phone of myself inside her. And then I showed all my friends.
running total of stud/boss things in this thread: 0
anyone else find it weird that fanning made this fanningbrag anonymous? conscience must be getting to him.It's not my story hillbilly! :curse:
Sometimes I'll make a big batch of chocolate chip cookies (like, a triple recipe). I'll whip up the butter and eggs so they're nice and fluffy, I'll add a little bit more vanilla than the recipe calls for...
...and then I'll wrap them in little packages of four and freeze them. Then, me and Mrs. Wondermeal have fresh baked cookies every night for months. Really helps with portion control, you know?
Stud boss move scale 9 out of 10, at least.
:billdance:
great post
Please post full recipe.
running total of stud/boss things in this thread: 0
So one of our guys on here, who wishes to remain anonymous, PM'd me this story to share:QuoteOne time I was at Pat's and saw a girl I dated in high school. She broke up with me when she moved to western Kansas. I took her back to my place and we're doing it, and in the middle I threw a blanket over the top half of her body and told her "I want to pretend you're someone else," then I sneakily took a picture with my phone of myself inside her. And then I showed all my friends.
So one of our guys on here, who wishes to remain anonymous, PM'd me this story to share:QuoteOne time I was at Pat's and saw a girl I dated in high school. She broke up with me when she moved to western Kansas. I took her back to my place and we're doing it, and in the middle I threw a blanket over the top half of her body and told her "I want to pretend you're someone else," then I sneakily took a picture with my phone of myself inside her. And then I showed all my friends.
don't be a creep, fanning.
Can you please post the below in the stud boss moves thread? Don't want to post it myself. I swear it's authentic and 100% true. Just say someone PM'ed you and asked you to post the story on their behalf.
Initials are EE. Sorry Emo, I can't take the raft on this one.
In my defense she was also a stripper so like she shows it to anyone for money. :dunno:
Who else saw it was Emo and thought, "yeah, that sounds about right"?
Also, lol at fanning for thinking, "yeah, that sounds like a pretty boss/stud thing."
Who else saw it was Emo and thought, "yeah, that sounds about right"?Also, lol at fanning for thinking, "yeah, that sounds like a pretty boss/stud thing."
both
I liked how he gave initials and then the name. I could see he was toiling within himself over his decision to betray my trust.
I liked how he gave initials and then the name. I could see he was toiling within himself over his decision to betray my trust.
Do people pm that much? I mean I use it sporadically if I want to ask more questions and don't feel like mucking up a thread
it is kinda sad that we are all ok with fanning/emo emaw being dirtbags.
Yeah, I really didn't want to out Emo, but I really didn't need another "thing" for the board. I'm already the poster child for PI's.I liked how he gave initials and then the name. I could see he was toiling within himself over his decision to betray my trust.
yeah, just bad decisions on top of bad decisions ITT
I haven't done anything "dirtbagish" in quite awhile. I've been on pretty good behavior, dorks.it is kinda sad that we are all ok with fanning/emo emaw being dirtbags.
define "ok"
I haven't done anything "dirtbagish" in quite awhile. I've been on pretty good behavior, dorks.it is kinda sad that we are all ok with fanning/emo emaw being dirtbags.
define "ok"
I haven't done anything "dirtbagish" in quite awhile. I've been on pretty good behavior, dorks.it is kinda sad that we are all ok with fanning/emo emaw being dirtbags.
define "ok"
If board statute of limitations apply to me as well then this was almost 10 years ago. Also there are a few details I've left out of the story but basically she was a huge skank.
Yeah, I really didn't want to out Emo, but I really didn't need another "thing" for the board. I'm already the poster child for PI's.I liked how he gave initials and then the name. I could see he was toiling within himself over his decision to betray my trust.
yeah, just bad decisions on top of bad decisions ITT
You dork stores, this will be great. No consequences at all.
good god, all of you need to set the bar for your sexual encounters a little higher.
good god, all of you need to set the bar for your sexual encounters a little higher.
a lot of rough ridin' judging going on around here all of the sudden. chill out dorks
good god, all of you need to set the bar for your sexual encounters a little higher.
My cousin picked up this skank hole 6 months ago in KC. She sent a picture text to her (then) boyfriend while my cousin was tagging her with the caption "Not you". The boyfriend drove over to her place and slashed my cousin's tires on his Equinox. As the boyfriend was slashing the tires, he cut off two fingers (left a ton of blood) and fled the scene. The boyfriend had a criminal record and his two cut off fingers were used as evidence to implicate the slasher.
I gave him a solid 8 for stud boss move. It was really a 6 with the sext break up but he got 2 bonus points for the digits left at the scene.
Yupgood god, all of you need to set the bar for your sexual encounters a little higher.
Doesn't matter, had sex
Yupgood god, all of you need to set the bar for your sexual encounters a little higher.
Doesn't matter, had sex
My cousin picked up this skank hole 6 months ago in KC. She sent a picture text to her (then) boyfriend while my cousin was tagging her with the caption "Not you". The boyfriend drove over to her place and slashed my cousin's tires on his Equinox. As the boyfriend was slashing the tires, he cut off two fingers (left a ton of blood) and fled the scene. The boyfriend had a criminal record and his two cut off fingers were used as evidence to implicate the slasher.
I gave him a solid 8 for stud boss move. It was really a 6 with the sext break up but he got 2 bonus points for the digits left at the scene.
link? surely this was in the news
Yupgood god, all of you need to set the bar for your sexual encounters a little higher.
Doesn't matter, had sex
Have proof, too. :gocho:
bookiepimp hasn't even checked in yet to finish this thing off yet, hold tight guys
Have proof, too. :gocho:Doesn't matter, had sexYup
Have proof, too. :gocho:Doesn't matter, had sexYup
Sounds like something a rapist would say.
The first boss move in this thread would be if Shacks posts that he got tested after his craigslist hooker hook up.
The first boss move in this thread would be if Shacks posts that he got tested after his craigslist hooker hook up.
Tested clean :thumbs:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKgf5PaBzyg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKgf5PaBzyg
video is even better after you read his wiki.
I apparently mislead a married coworker into thinking I was into her. She divorced her husband. Felt pretty bad about that. S/B level on that deal was probably like - 1.
I apparently mislead a married coworker into thinking I was into her. She divorced her husband. Felt pretty bad about that. S/B level on that deal was probably like - 1.
What the eff are you posting? You just made that up.
I apparently mislead a married coworker into thinking I was into her. She divorced her husband. Felt pretty bad about that. S/B level on that deal was probably like - 1.
What the eff are you posting? You just made that up.
Lollers
So this became an "Your most awkward sexual encounters thread" huh?
:clac:
pm wacky and he will post itSo this became an "Your most awkward sexual encounters thread" huh?
:clac:
I could win this, but it's a family site.
pm wacky and he will post itSo this became an "Your most awkward sexual encounters thread" huh?
:clac:
I could win this, but it's a family site.
pm wacky and he will post itSo this became an "Your most awkward sexual encounters thread" huh?
:clac:
I could win this, but it's a family site.
That rat? :flush:
pm wacky and he will post itSo this became an "Your most awkward sexual encounters thread" huh?
:clac:
I could win this, but it's a family site.
That rat? :flush:
Pm Emo, then he will pm WC who will then post it.
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Was really drunk at a cousin's wedding, got black out hammered, came two mid-act back at the hotel with one of the bridesmaids, never caught her name before that and went out of my way to not learn it afterwards... checked the "chick who's name you don't know" box off
I apparently mislead a married coworker into thinking I was into her. She divorced her husband. Felt pretty bad about that. S/B level on that deal was probably like - 1.
What the eff are you posting? You just made that up.
Lollers
Sadly, it's true. Don't get me wrong, I banged the chick but I certainly didn't aid in her plans to divorce her husband.
I actually had to search for the correct usage, is it "came too", "came two", or "came to"? didn't have much luck... i.e stopped being blacked outWas really drunk at a cousin's wedding, got black out hammered, came two mid-act back at the hotel with one of the bridesmaids, never caught her name before that and went out of my way to not learn it afterwards... checked the "chick who's name you don't know" box off
Nice try fanning
I actually had to search for the correct usage, is it "came too", "came two", or "came to"? didn't have much luck... i.e stopped being blacked out
I actually had to search for the correct usage, is it "came too", "came two", or "came to"? didn't have much luck... i.e stopped being blacked out
you serious? :facepalm:
One time in high school I broke up with a girl after we had made plans to go to winter formal together. I talked to my close female friend who had recently decided she didn't really want to go with her date. We decided we should go together and tell our previous dates that THEY should go together, like 3 days before winter formal. That's the same as what you dorks are talking about, right?
Yoga-like ears
Oh my heavens sakes. Yoda like is so different from yoga like. Who doesn't want some yoga like ears? Oh im sorry your ears are too healthy and in shape and in touch with their meditative side, I'm out.