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TITLETOWN - A Decade Long Celebration Of The Greatest Achievement In College Athletics History => Kansas State Basketball is hard => Topic started by: bones129 on June 08, 2013, 12:52:19 AM
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OK, we all know oscar is the coach...at least for now. We know he likes chicken nuggets. We know he has a wierd haircut. We know he doesn't unbutton his jacket (suit coat) on the sideline. We know he won with Frank's guys. We know his big recruit didn't qualify. We know our point guard left.
What else do we know about oscar? What else shoud we know about oscar?
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Violent Psychopath
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Hates Pinocchio :shakesfist:
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His favorite air show trick is the "stall and nose dive".
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He has poopy pants.
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oscar likes to fix up old motorcycles in his "free time"
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oscar has been working on his own home brew for the last 2 years.
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oscar has been working on his own home brew for the last 2 years.
Grumblings that the beer is somewhat flat but that ppl mildly enjoy it once they get used to the fact that they ran out of their favorite beer and that the liquor store is closed for the night.
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oscar has been working on his own home brew for the last 2 years.
Grumblings that the beer is somewhat flat but that ppl mildly enjoy it once they get used to the fact that they ran out of their favorite beer and that the liquor store is closed for the night.
Then you find out it's nonalcoholic.
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One of the most vigilant finger odor surveyor in the coaching game.
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Tester of chapstick and other lip balm during high stress sitchs.
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"Walking his dog" is an excuse for his peeping Tom secret life.
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"Walking his dog" is an excuse for his peeping Tom secret life.
I could absolutely see this.
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before the home brew experiment oscar Weber was huge into smoking his own meat. Mastered smoking rope sausage and ribs, but then decided he was a vegetarian. Not a vegan because he couldn't give up chicken nuggets.
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oscar likes to fix up old motorcycles in his "free time"
oscar fixes up a lot of motorcycles, especially during recruiting season
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I've now decided oscar likely throws low key parties at his house and talks about his early successes at Illinois. Then, when anyone dares to talk about his last few years with the "Fighting-I," he distracts by producing a feast of chicken nuggets fresh off the oscar Grill, offers up haircut advice, and tells everyone still in attendance that ADJC is the best he's ever worked for.
Then, after everyone leaves and he's the only one left standing, he pours himself the really good Scotch (his first drink of the night, and the only good Scotch any of his guests saw all night) and says, "No matter what happens, I'm solid here as long as John is the AD."
This is the future of KSU BB.
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OK, we all know oscar is the coach...at least for now. We know he likes chicken nuggets. We know he has a wierd haircut. We know he doesn't unbutton his jacket (suit coat) on the sideline. We know he won with Frank's guys. We know his big recruit didn't qualify. We know our point guard left.
What else do we know about oscar? What else shoud we know about oscar?
COY
Big12 Champion
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Also, I think I read he fingered a soap opera star or something
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Well here's my BW experience. When i worked at a local dealer as a service advisor he brought his "demo" in to the shop while i was working alone. He wanted me to show him how to activate the running boards for when he stepped out of the vehicle. This was a new model so i had not seen this specific feature yet but it took me about 5 seconds of looking at the dash to figure out how to do it since there was a giant RUNNING BOARD button beneath the cd player... He was also shifty and awkward with me and came off as slightly Aspergers... ---- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asperger_syndrome
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Didn't give anything to #FattyFest Silent Auction! :shakesfist:
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Well here's my BW experience. When i worked at a local dealer as a service advisor he brought his "demo" in to the shop while i was working alone. He wanted me to show him how to activate the running boards for when he stepped out of the vehicle. This was a new model so i had not seen this specific feature yet but it took me about 5 seconds of looking at the dash to figure out how to do it since there was a giant RUNNING BOARD button beneath the cd player... He was also shifty and awkward with me and came off as slightly Aspergers... ---- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asperger_syndrome
Oh great, a "car guy"
:rolleyes:
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He watches the VHS version of Brink before every practice. One of his better qualities imo
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Have any of you guys ever had a close encounter with oscar? He looks like the type of guy who would have bad breath, but I'd like to get some kind of confirmation.
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I think he hands out Halloween candy at his house, but makes kids do a "trick" first.
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oscar wears Stetson cologne.
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His wife wears underwear with the dick holes in them.
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:facepalm:
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His wife wears underwear with the dick holes in them.
Take a lap.
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His wife wears underwear with the dick holes in them.
Take a lap.
Nope. Elite Chappelle show refrence.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F24.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lubw454RBh1qfytizo1_500.jpg&hash=155d685038f3c14694ea38a0f79d8a2630319e93)
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His wife wears underwear with the dick holes in them.
Take a lap.
Nope. Elite Chappelle show refrence.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F24.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lubw454RBh1qfytizo1_500.jpg&hash=155d685038f3c14694ea38a0f79d8a2630319e93)
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go put some water in lopakman's mama's bowl...
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His wife wears underwear with the dick holes in them.
Take a lap.
Nope. Elite Chappelle show refrence.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F24.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lubw454RBh1qfytizo1_500.jpg&hash=155d685038f3c14694ea38a0f79d8a2630319e93)
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go put some water in lopakman's mama's bowl...
:lol: not bad for a squawk
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His wife wears underwear with the dick holes in them.
Take a lap.
Nope. Elite Chappelle show refrence.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F24.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lubw454RBh1qfytizo1_500.jpg&hash=155d685038f3c14694ea38a0f79d8a2630319e93)
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go put some water in lopakman's mama's bowl...
:thumbs:
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Our god forsaken men's bb coach, the guy who dresses like he's some cars salesman, :bang:. I heard weber was fired from Illinois because of his voice, sounds like a a cross between a homeless man and an opera singer! I hope instead of buying pizza for all the students next year he buys everyone booze so we don't have to sit through futility u basketball. :cheers:
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Our god forsaken men's bb coach, the guy who dresses like he's some cars salesman, :bang:. I heard weber was fired from Illinois because of his voice, sounds like a a cross between a homeless man and an opera singer! I hope instead of buying pizza for all the students next year he buys everyone booze so we don't have to sit through futility u basketball. :cheers:
You tell em!
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oscar's family crest is a picture of a barracuda eating Neil Armstrong.