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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: AppleJack on May 08, 2013, 12:49:10 PM

Title: Bugs
Post by: AppleJack on May 08, 2013, 12:49:10 PM
A June Bug flew into my mouth once. I got stung by a bee in my ear when I was playing soccer. Remember fly swatters? Are they still a thing? Thanks everyone.
Title: Re: Bugs
Post by: steve dave on May 08, 2013, 12:51:35 PM
I pretty much hate bugs. thanks for asking AJ.
Title: Re: Bugs
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on May 08, 2013, 12:53:01 PM
Do not like
Title: Re: Bugs
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 08, 2013, 12:53:47 PM
This should help: http://www.neatorama.com/2007/10/08/the-weirdest-insects-in-the-world/
Title: Re: Bugs
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 08, 2013, 12:56:20 PM
What's that? You want more? Ok: http://science.discovery.com/creatures/10-weird-bug-facts.htm
Title: Re: Bugs
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 08, 2013, 12:57:40 PM
#10  :ohno: http://www.urbantitan.com/10-worlds-weirdest-insects/
Title: Re: Bugs
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on May 08, 2013, 12:59:23 PM
I can handle most of them, but flies, crickets, and (GAH!) roaches just piss me off.
Title: Re: Bugs
Post by: _33 on May 08, 2013, 01:00:27 PM
I once jumped off of a really tall ladder to get away from a wasp.
Title: Re: Bugs
Post by: steve dave on May 08, 2013, 01:01:34 PM
saw a centipede once. nope nope noPE NOPE NOPE
Title: Re: Bugs
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 08, 2013, 01:04:19 PM
Really big moths in the summer time  :love:
Title: Re: Bugs
Post by: Shacks on May 08, 2013, 01:07:20 PM
Shocked the hell out of myself one time when I was messing around with an electric flyswatter (they zap the bugs dead on contact so you don't have to worry about if you hit them hard enough or squish them all over the wall).  I was tapping myself with it to watch the little sparks flare up (painless).  Then I hit a little bit of sweat on my nose and it hurt a lot.
Title: Re: Bugs
Post by: jtksu on May 08, 2013, 01:08:12 PM
eff bugs.  Also, eff insects. Basically, eff anything with an exoskeleton. (That's right, eff Iron Man too.)
Title: Re: Bugs
Post by: AppleJack on May 08, 2013, 01:10:17 PM
Bug bites are the worst. I usually give myself a thick coating of OFF but I'll be damned if that crap isnt sticky. Hey citronella candles, why don't you do your job for once?  :lol:

Title: Re: Bugs
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on May 08, 2013, 01:10:33 PM
Insects are bugs, jtksu.
Title: Re: Bugs
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on May 08, 2013, 01:12:28 PM
When I was a kid, I used to love looking under rocks and finding those rollie pollie things. I would roll them into little balls, then roll them across the sidewalk. Then I would unroll them and watch them walk around. Then I would roll them back up and toss them into the air. My dog would catch them and eat them before they hit the ground 7 times out of 10. :lol:
Title: Re: Bugs
Post by: ben ji on May 08, 2013, 01:14:53 PM
TICKS! GROSS!

I found a tick on my dog a couple weeks ago after we went fishing and then that night I had a terrible nightmare that there were 20 ticks crawling on me.
Title: Re: Bugs
Post by: slobber on May 08, 2013, 01:15:28 PM
I am kind of responsible for killing a LOT of bugs that you all hate. You are welcome.
Title: Re: Bugs
Post by: jtksu on May 08, 2013, 01:15:54 PM
Insects are bugs, jtksu.

Yeah but are bugs insects?
Title: Re: Bugs
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on May 08, 2013, 01:16:31 PM
I am kind of responsible for killing a LOT of bugs that you all hate. You are welcome.

What's your body count on flies, crickets, and roaches? TIA.
Title: Re: Bugs
Post by: Spaces on May 08, 2013, 01:17:32 PM
My Wide Horizons presentation in high school was "Top 10 Grossest Bugs"  :surprised:
Title: Re: Bugs
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on May 08, 2013, 01:17:32 PM
Insects are bugs, jtksu.

Yeah but are bugs insects?

No, but you already said "eff bugs". That covered insects.  :nerd:
Title: Re: Bugs
Post by: jtksu on May 08, 2013, 01:21:42 PM
Insects are bugs, jtksu.

Yeah but are bugs insects?

No, but you already said "eff bugs". That covered insects.  :nerd:

I just wanted to make sure I covered every angle. Can't get lazy when it comes to bugs.
Title: Re: Bugs
Post by: j-dub on May 08, 2013, 01:22:54 PM
guys, one time i got a tick on the tip of my dong.

it was the worst.
Title: Re: Bugs
Post by: steve dave on May 08, 2013, 01:26:02 PM
guys, one time i got a tick on the tip of my dong.

it was the worst.


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Title: Re: Bugs
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on May 08, 2013, 01:27:08 PM
guys, one time i got a tick on the tip of my dong.

it was the worst.

I'll bet. If it's any consolation, that tick is probably in hell now.
Title: Re: Bugs
Post by: slobber on May 08, 2013, 01:27:46 PM
guys, one time i got a tick on the tip of my dong.

it was the worst.
Had to cut it off? T's and P's for realz.
Title: Re: Bugs
Post by: Shacks on May 08, 2013, 01:29:23 PM
Welp, j-dub won this thread
Title: Re: Bugs
Post by: slobber on May 08, 2013, 01:29:48 PM
I am kind of responsible for killing a LOT of bugs that you all hate. You are welcome.

What's your body count on flies, crickets, and roaches? TIA.
Far to many to even estimate. This year alone, I am responsible for the deaths of millions and millions of mole crickets.

No, I am not God, if that is what you are thinking. :lol:
Title: Re: Bugs
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on May 08, 2013, 01:30:18 PM
Did you get Lyme Disease, j-dub? I sure hope not.
Title: Re: Bugs
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on May 08, 2013, 01:32:21 PM
I am kind of responsible for killing a LOT of bugs that you all hate. You are welcome.

What's your body count on flies, crickets, and roaches? TIA.
Far to many to even estimate. This year alone, I am responsible for the deaths of millions and millions of mole crickets.

No, I am not God, if that is what you are thinking. :lol:

You might not be God, but you are doing his work on those crickets. Are you killing good bugs, too, or are you just focusing on the bad ones?
Title: Re: Bugs
Post by: slobber on May 08, 2013, 01:35:02 PM
I focus on the bad ones. However, I am certain there is some occasional collateral damage.
Title: Re: Bugs
Post by: Pett on May 08, 2013, 01:43:09 PM
Mosquitos gtfooof. Agreed?
Title: Re: Bugs
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on May 08, 2013, 01:43:48 PM
I focus on the bad ones. However, I am certain there is some occasional collateral damage.

How many stink bugs do you kill per year?
Title: Re: Bugs
Post by: slobber on May 08, 2013, 01:47:50 PM
I focus on the bad ones. However, I am certain there is some occasional collateral damage.

How many stink bugs do you kill per year?
Probably less than 1 million. I used to kill like a crap ton of them, but that was few years ago.
Title: Re: Bugs
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on May 08, 2013, 01:51:50 PM
The last time I was in the market for a house, I visited a new construction that was completely filled with Miller Moths. I took about two steps in and told the realtor that I'd seen enough. Those moths would probably be right up there with flies on my "just wish this bug would go extinct already" list, but I didn't buy that house and they really haven't bothered me since.
Title: Re: Bugs
Post by: Emo EMAW on May 08, 2013, 02:28:39 PM
guys, one time i got a tick on the tip of my dong.

it was the worst.


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Title: Re: Bugs
Post by: Cartierfor3 on May 08, 2013, 02:32:56 PM
When I was in high school I worked for an afterschool care program. The lady in charge was a real hippie type. She told the kids not to kill bugs that were outside, because the outside was their home, but if they were inside, killing bugs was ok because that's our home.

I don't agree with that particular logic.
Title: Re: Bugs
Post by: Fldermaus on May 08, 2013, 02:34:19 PM
I am not afraid of touching most bugs.  I don't even flinch if a bee lands on me.
Title: Re: Bugs
Post by: pissclams on May 08, 2013, 02:40:53 PM
when i'm out camping i just let the ticks suck on me until they get really big and puffy and fall off.  one time i had like 20 on me at once, was v cool to see.

i got something they need (blood) and can make tons of it.  who cares.  i scratch their back and they'll scratch mine.  that's what i always say.

also, if you ever want to make a good meal, take ~15-20 ticks (bloated) and saute them in shallots, peppers, some heavy cream, old bay, compound butter, and a good olive oil, mix with shrimp and serve over rice.  it's my version of john's spicy shrimp and tastes great.
Title: Re: Bugs
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 08, 2013, 02:44:00 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Bugs
Post by: Emo EMAW on May 08, 2013, 02:46:28 PM
bot fly emerges

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23eimVLAQ2c
Title: Re: Bugs
Post by: copycatcat on May 08, 2013, 02:49:55 PM
bot fly emerges

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23eimVLAQ2c

omg   :barf:
Title: Re: Bugs
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 08, 2013, 02:54:43 PM
bot fly emerges

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23eimVLAQ2c

omg   :barf:
He didn't fly much.
Title: Re: Bugs
Post by: OK_Cat on May 08, 2013, 02:57:46 PM
great, now i will have nightmares of dick ticks

good thing i don't go outside, like ever
Title: Re: Bugs
Post by: Johnny Wichita on May 08, 2013, 02:59:17 PM
great, now i will have nightmares of dick ticks

good thing i don't go outside, like ever

Don't watch that video. 
Title: Re: Bugs
Post by: Institutional Control on May 08, 2013, 03:00:26 PM
I do not like fire ants.
Title: Re: Bugs
Post by: steve dave on May 08, 2013, 03:03:49 PM
would you rather: get stung by a wasp or bitten by a spider (non deadly variety)
Title: Re: Bugs
Post by: pissclams on May 08, 2013, 03:04:43 PM
I do not like fire ants.

does the thorax match the antennae? :lol: 
Title: Re: Bugs
Post by: steve dave on May 08, 2013, 03:04:58 PM
what is worse to have crawling on you: a cricket or a june bug?
Title: Re: Bugs
Post by: AppleJack on May 08, 2013, 03:05:05 PM
spider duh
Title: Re: Bugs
Post by: steve dave on May 08, 2013, 03:05:41 PM
which would be grosser to have to eat? an ant or a grasshopper
Title: Re: Bugs
Post by: steve dave on May 08, 2013, 03:07:11 PM
what would you rather be standing up to your chest in: beetle grubs or cockroaches
Title: Re: Bugs
Post by: Johnny Wichita on May 08, 2013, 03:15:34 PM
would you rather: get stung by a wasp or bitten by a spider (non deadly variety)

spider duh

Got stung by a wasp poolside last summer.  Was super pud. 
Title: Re: Bugs
Post by: Emo EMAW on May 08, 2013, 03:24:28 PM
what is worse to have crawling on you: a cricket or a june bug?

both pud
Title: Re: Bugs
Post by: slobber on May 08, 2013, 03:40:26 PM
I do not like fire ants.
This year alone...probably killed like a billion or so.
Title: Re: Bugs
Post by: Emo EMAW on May 08, 2013, 03:41:32 PM
I do not like fire ants.
This year alone...probably killed like a billion or so.

Do you get in the field much?  TX or OK any?
Title: Re: Bugs
Post by: slobber on May 08, 2013, 03:43:22 PM
 :bball:
I do not like fire ants.
This year alone...probably killed like a billion or so.

Do you get in the field much?  TX or OK any?
Not that often. I just push buttons and make bugs die from my magical lair.
Title: Re: Bugs
Post by: Emo EMAW on May 08, 2013, 03:47:55 PM
Maybe you are killing all the quail by mistake.  :horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: Bugs
Post by: slobber on May 08, 2013, 03:52:35 PM
Nope! I don't push the quail button...EVER! I just pull the quail trigger! :excited:
Title: Re: Bugs
Post by: jtksu on May 08, 2013, 04:04:59 PM
would you rather: get stung by a wasp or bitten by a spider (non deadly variety)

spider duh

Got stung by a wasp poolside last summer.  Was super pud.

As a kid, I got bit by a shitload of wasps at the lake. I don't recall it being very pud.
Title: Re: Bugs
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on May 08, 2013, 04:09:05 PM
I think allergies probably come into play on the "stung by a wasp vs bit by a spider thing". I've never been stung or bit, so I'm not sure which would be worse, but both sound pretty unpleasant.
Title: Re: Bugs
Post by: yoga-like_abana on May 08, 2013, 04:11:14 PM
Wasps have tiny mouths jtksu.. Seems like it would be pud
Title: Re: Bugs
Post by: slobber on May 08, 2013, 04:13:08 PM
How about throwing "getting bit by a fire ant" in as a choice:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0fB4vYK5AE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0fB4vYK5AE)
1:30 is awesome
Title: Re: Bugs
Post by: Unruly on May 08, 2013, 04:26:09 PM
guys, one time i got a tick on the tip of my dong.

it was the worst.

And here I was thinking that I was the only person that this has ever happened to.
Title: Re: Bugs
Post by: Emo EMAW on May 08, 2013, 04:27:26 PM
Just pulled a tick off my dog's ballsack.  It was already dead (Frontline Plus) but still.  :frown:
Title: Re: Bugs
Post by: KSUblumpkin on May 08, 2013, 04:30:22 PM
I once got bit by a mosquito on the ole nutsack (left testie).  I was at a tennis tournament and was constantly itching my scrote.

It was the worst.
Title: Re: Bugs
Post by: _33 on May 08, 2013, 04:30:32 PM
You know when a gnat flies right around your ear and you wave it away but it keeps coming back with that really high pitched buzz right in your ear canal and you get so mad that you smash yourself in the head with your hand really hard and you think you got it but then a couple seconds later it's back and you're like "I just smashed myself in the head for nothing?"  Sucks.
Title: Re: Bugs
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on May 08, 2013, 04:35:03 PM
You know when a gnat flies right around your ear and you wave it away but it keeps coming back with that really high pitched buzz right in your ear canal and you get so mad that you smash yourself in the head with your hand really hard and you think you got it but then a couple seconds later it's back and you're like "I just smashed myself in the head for nothing?"  Sucks.

Yeah, gnats are pretty awful. The worst is when you have your window open and the gnats are small enough to just fly through your screen. I think somebody should create a bug zapper screen window just to catch the gnats that try to fly through.
Title: Re: Bugs
Post by: KSUblumpkin on May 08, 2013, 04:42:01 PM
You know when a gnat flies right around your ear and you wave it away but it keeps coming back with that really high pitched buzz right in your ear canal and you get so mad that you smash yourself in the head with your hand really hard and you think you got it but then a couple seconds later it's back and you're like "I just smashed myself in the head for nothing?"  Sucks.

Yeah, gnats are pretty awful. The worst is when you have your window open and the gnats are small enough to just fly through your screen. I think somebody should create a bug zapper screen window just to catch the gnats that try to fly through.

Gnats are the worst.  I hate it when you walk into a swarm of gnats.  You can't see them and walk right into these swirling masses of gnats.  You close your eyes/mouth, wave your hands and hope you don't get any in your nose. 
Title: Re: Bugs
Post by: bones129 on May 08, 2013, 04:55:48 PM
which would be grosser to have to eat? an ant or a grasshopper

Grasshopper. Grasshoppers, being larger than ants, have many more disgusting guts, etc.
Title: Re: Bugs
Post by: jtksu on May 08, 2013, 09:04:29 PM
Wasps have tiny mouths jtksu.. Seems like it would be pud

Midgets have tiny hands but you don't want to get punched by a few dozen of them.
Title: Re: Bugs
Post by: Cartierfor3 on May 08, 2013, 11:11:54 PM
Moth in the house RIGHT NOW  :shakesfist:
Title: Re: Bugs
Post by: bones129 on May 08, 2013, 11:24:50 PM
Moth in the house RIGHT NOW  :shakesfist:

Kill it.
Title: Re: Bugs
Post by: jtksu on May 08, 2013, 11:42:36 PM
Moth in the house RIGHT NOW  :shakesfist:

Kill it.

With fire.
Title: Re: Bugs
Post by: Stevesie60 on May 09, 2013, 12:08:25 AM
which would be grosser to have to eat? an ant or a grasshopper

Grasshopper. Grasshoppers, being larger than ants, have many more disgusting guts, etc.

When I was in Africa people sold fried grasshoppers on the street. My friends and I at them by the handful. Not bad, but not much flavor either.
Title: Re: Bugs
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on May 09, 2013, 08:23:40 AM
Grasshoppers spit black stuff out of their mouths when you catch them, and that's always made them completely unappealing to me, as far as eating them goes. I use them as fish bait sometimes, though.
Title: Re: Bugs
Post by: Johnny Wichita on May 09, 2013, 08:25:50 AM
Wasps have tiny mouths jtksu.. Seems like it would be pud

This post didn't get the recognition it deserved.  Well done. 
Title: Re: Bugs
Post by: hemmy on May 09, 2013, 08:39:59 AM
You know the Wizard of Oz "museum" in Liberal? When I was like 6 yrs old I got stung by a mini-swarm of wasps while posing for a picture next to the scarecrow.
Title: Re: Bugs
Post by: Emo EMAW on May 09, 2013, 08:54:02 AM
One time I put hundreds of grasshoppers in a huge old peanut butter can, tossed in a pack of Black Cats and closed the lid. 

Also my family believes that grasshoppers are evil.
Title: Re: Bugs
Post by: puniraptor on May 09, 2013, 11:07:37 AM
what about those ants that have giant swollen butts full of honey. those look delish'.
Title: Re: Bugs
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on May 09, 2013, 11:08:44 AM
what about those ants that have giant swollen butts full of honey. those look delish'.

I didn't know there was such a thing.
Title: Re: Bugs
Post by: puniraptor on May 09, 2013, 02:02:44 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.janesoceania.com%2Faustralia_home%2Faust9.jpg&hash=c5e82a9ac980b7fd021934ceed9ceceaabc427ca)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honeypot_ant (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honeypot_ant)
Title: Re: Bugs
Post by: steve dave on May 09, 2013, 02:04:28 PM
I'm going to invent one that has a giant butt full of nacho cheese