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Title: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
Post by: Unruly on January 08, 2013, 08:41:16 AM
As most of you know, I am now in the heart of SEC country(:goodbyecruelworld:), and the claims of the SEC being the best, and it's not even close, is beginning to wear on me.

It culminated last night with the smashing of ND. (Granted any team in the top 10 would have beat ND except for fLOLrida who got prison raped by a Big East school  :lol:)

Today at work everyone is talking mad crap on every other conference, especially the big 12 and I am getting really sick of it.  So I have came to you, my friends, for help.

I need more discussion points as to how the SEC is so retardedly over hyped.

Current points that I bring up to the inbreds:

The SEC only plays 8 conference games and schedules super pud OOC for 4 free wins.

The bottom half of the SEC is 0-32(!!!!!) against the top half - non existent parity in it's own league and basically another free 3-4 wins.

Teams can get away with playing 0 hard teams in the other division (Bama this year).

ESPN hype machine conspiracy  :blah: :blah:





What are some other cold hard facts that I can deliver via falcon punch to their super pud taints?
Title: Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
Post by: TheHamburglar on January 08, 2013, 08:44:59 AM
fLOLrida who got prison raped by a Big East school
Title: Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
Post by: steve dave on January 08, 2013, 08:46:54 AM
ask them why they hate black people
Title: Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
Post by: Unruly on January 08, 2013, 08:49:03 AM
ask them why they hate black people

It has something to do with the bible down here.

That is how they justify their hatred as being "OK!".

It is pretty rough.
Title: Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
Post by: chum1 on January 08, 2013, 08:52:21 AM
Cold hard fact:  Conferences don't win champioships.  Schools do.
Title: Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
Post by: Unruly on January 08, 2013, 09:12:23 AM
Cold hard fact:  Conferences don't win champioships.  Schools do.


Yeah, but if I tell them that they will say LSU, Florida, and Bama all won them, not just a single school.  :curse:
Title: Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
Post by: Brock Landers on January 08, 2013, 09:14:14 AM
SEC fanboys like to wear khakis and blazers to football games.
Title: Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
Post by: Cire on January 08, 2013, 09:15:39 AM
They are like helms titles.
Title: Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
Post by: ednksu on January 08, 2013, 09:18:06 AM
ask them how many wins TAMU had against ranked conference opponents.  Their season and schedule was all pud.  OU clearly gave no fucks after being denied a BCS.  Also note where Sumlin cut his offensive scheme teeth. 

Same deal with Bama and pud scheduling.  They played no one.

Arkansas 2-6 conference
Ole Miss 3-5 conference
Missouri 2-6 conference
Tennessee 1-7 conference
#11 Miss. St 4-4 conference
#5 LSU 6-2 conference
#15 Texas A&M 6-2 conference
Auburn 0-8 conference

So to play in their conference champ game, they played 2 teams with WINNING conference records.  Look deeper, 12-36 conference opp record when you exclude LSU and Ass to mouth.  Included Bama still played a conference opp record of 24-40.  Quite the murderous row to drive through. 
Title: Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
Post by: _33 on January 08, 2013, 09:28:04 AM
Make fun of the way they talk.
Title: Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
Post by: bigwillie20 on January 08, 2013, 09:31:04 AM
Have sex with their wives
Title: Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
Post by: chum1 on January 08, 2013, 09:38:48 AM
Cold hard fact:  Conferences don't win champioships.  Schools do.


Yeah, but if I tell them that they will say LSU, Florida, and Bama all won them, not just a single school.  :curse:

If you're going to accept their stupid, made up terms from the start, you should just give up now.
Title: Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
Post by: 3maw on January 08, 2013, 10:32:11 AM
having family in the south (Bama, SCAR, UGA, and UF territory), i can vouch and say even if the sec didn't win a single bowl game, those  :opcat: :opcat: bastards would still find some sort of obscure fact like what youre looking for to convince you. the question is how long do you want to feed their inbred fire? because the more you argue, the more they'll scratch their stomachs thinking for a more powerful point to fight with.

there is no reasoning. get out while you can, unruly.


*3maw does not come from a racist set of inbred, belly scratching hicks.
Title: Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
Post by: XocolateThundarr on January 08, 2013, 11:05:00 AM
Have sex with their wives

Dude, he is not running for Congress.
Title: Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
Post by: Unruly on January 08, 2013, 11:05:42 AM
Have sex with their wives

Dude, he is not running for Congress.


Would need to be my sister/cousin if I was heading down that political road.
Title: Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
Post by: MadCat on January 08, 2013, 11:12:28 AM
ask them why they hate black people

It has something to do with the bible down here.

That is how they justify their hatred as being "OK!".

It is pretty rough.
Tell them Jesus was black and they shouldn't hate Jesus or any other black people for that matter.
Title: Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
Post by: deputy dawg on January 08, 2013, 11:53:04 AM
Tell them that the states in their conference are at the top of the list of most poor, undereducated, and illiterate states in the country.  Beg them to explain why they want to be that way.
Title: Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
Post by: Unruly on January 08, 2013, 01:28:03 PM
ask them why they hate black people

It has something to do with the bible down here.

That is how they justify their hatred as being "OK!".

It is pretty rough.
Tell them Jesus was black and they shouldn't hate Jesus or any other black people for that matter.


Yeah, not really interested in getting shot in, and around, the face.
Title: Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on January 08, 2013, 01:29:45 PM
Invite them to church and then give them the address of a mosque.
Title: Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
Post by: Unruly on January 08, 2013, 01:31:31 PM
Invite them to church and then give them the address of a mosque.


They've burned all the mosques down here so I am SOL on that one. :frown:
Title: Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on January 08, 2013, 01:45:38 PM
Invite them to church and then give them the address of a mosque.


They've burned all the mosques down here so I am SOL on that one. :frown:

Burn down their church, then.
Title: Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
Post by: Unruly on January 08, 2013, 01:48:17 PM
Invite them to church and then give them the address of a mosque.


They've burned all the mosques down here so I am SOL on that one. :frown:

Burn down their church, then.


See:

ask them why they hate black people

It has something to do with the bible down here.

That is how they justify their hatred as being "OK!".

It is pretty rough.
Tell them Jesus was black and they shouldn't hate Jesus or any other black people for that matter.


Yeah, not really interested in getting shot in, and around, the face.



The people down here take religion to the absolute extreme.
Title: Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on January 08, 2013, 02:02:30 PM
If you wear a klan hood when you burn down the church nobody will know it was you. If you get caught, you could probably get off with a warning by explaining that you thought it was a colored church.
Title: Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
Post by: Unruly on January 08, 2013, 02:06:29 PM
If you wear a klan hood when you burn down the church nobody will know it was you. If you get caught, you could probably get off with a warning by explaining that you thought it was a colored church.


You might be on to something here NK.
Title: Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
Post by: SkinnyBenny on January 08, 2013, 02:10:08 PM
You can show them this Klein vs. Manziel comparo graphic from the Texas game:

http://s147.beta.photobucket.com/user/shaggsCD/media/KleinvsManziel.png.html
Title: Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
Post by: XocolateThundarr on January 08, 2013, 02:11:11 PM
Simply respond to everything they say with, "Whatever, Jethro.". 

 :dunno:
Title: Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
Post by: DQ12 on January 08, 2013, 02:15:35 PM
Here's a question:  ask them what Georgia's second best conference win was, and when they say "Vanderbilt," laugh incredulously, then repeat the question.
Title: Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
Post by: nicname on January 08, 2013, 02:18:21 PM
I'm hoping for Taj Boyd to stick around at Clemson, and for them and Louisville to go undefeated through their pud schedules and wind up in the BCS title game.  I'm sure it would piss a ton of people off. I don't know how likely it is, especially for L'Ville as they have zero SOS, but both Bridgewater and Boyd would be Heisman frontrunners and that would prob help rankings.

ESPN has them at 8 and 9 AKAIK in their early rankings for next year. 
Title: Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on January 08, 2013, 02:20:00 PM
I'm hoping for Taj Boyd to stick around at Clemson, and for them and Louisville to go undefeated through their pud schedules and wind up in the BCS title game.  I'm sure it would piss a ton of people off. I don't know how likely it is, especially for L'Ville as they have zero SOS, but both Bridgewater and Boyd would be Heisman frontrunners and that would prob help rankings.

ESPN has them at 8 and 9 AKAIK in their early rankings for next year.

Both of those teams have tougher schedules than Alabama and Texas A&M next season.
Title: Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
Post by: Super PurpleCat on January 08, 2013, 02:23:49 PM
Tell them football is not a valid export and they need to contribute something else to our country other than that.  You may use Nebraska as an example.
Title: Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
Post by: Unruly on January 08, 2013, 02:25:44 PM
You can show them this Klein vs. Manziel comparo graphic from the Texas game:

http://s147.beta.photobucket.com/user/shaggsCD/media/KleinvsManziel.png.html

I argued that point with countless people and they all fell back to "WELL HE BEAT BAMA AND THE SEC IS THE BEST CONFERENCE ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH SO SUCK IT"  :facepalm:

I should just rough ridin' argue with an ibex instead.
Title: Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
Post by: Cire on January 08, 2013, 02:28:00 PM
Pretty hard to argue against them when they have probably the 3 best teams in the country.
Title: Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
Post by: Unruly on January 08, 2013, 02:33:22 PM
Pretty hard to argue against them when they have probably the 3 best teams in the country.

 :jerk:
Title: Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
Post by: Cire on January 08, 2013, 02:56:03 PM
not saying the rest of the conference ISN't complete dog crap but atm bama and georgia were really really good this year.
Title: Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
Post by: Unruly on January 08, 2013, 03:05:04 PM
not saying the rest of the conference ISN't complete dog crap but atm bama and georgia were really really good this year.


The same georgia that nebraska was giving it all it could handle till the wheels fell off?

Or the atm that only beat 3 "decent" teams above .500?

Bama was the only really legit team out of the SEC this year, and they almost had another loss until Les Miles went full derp in the last 2 mins of that game to throw it away.

Bama in the big 12 this year would have lost 3-4 games.  They couldn't handle the pass at all and baylor/OSU/TT/(maybe even WVU) would have given them more than they could have handled.
Title: Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
Post by: nicname on January 08, 2013, 03:32:11 PM
not saying the rest of the conference ISN't complete dog crap but atm bama and georgia were really really good this year.


The same georgia that nebraska was giving it all it could handle till the wheels fell off?

Or the atm that only beat 3 "decent" teams above .500?

Bama was the only really legit team out of the SEC this year, and they almost had another loss until Les Miles went full derp in the last 2 mins of that game to throw it away.

Bama in the big 12 this year would have lost 3-4 games.  They couldn't handle the pass at all and baylor/OSU/TT/(maybe even WVU) would have given them more than they could have handled.

That is quite a stretch.  Bama is really good.
Title: Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
Post by: The1BigWillie on January 08, 2013, 03:39:43 PM
WAIT TIL BASKETBALL SEASON!!   :shakesfist:
Title: Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
Post by: kostakio on January 08, 2013, 03:58:43 PM
not saying the rest of the conference ISN't complete dog crap but atm bama and georgia were really really good this year.


The same georgia that nebraska was giving it all it could handle till the wheels fell off?

Or the atm that only beat 3 "decent" teams above .500?

Bama was the only really legit team out of the SEC this year, and they almost had another loss until Les Miles went full derp in the last 2 mins of that game to throw it away.

Bama in the big 12 this year would have lost 3-4 games.  They couldn't handle the pass at all and baylor/OSU/TT/(maybe even WVU) would have given them more than they could have handled.

Is this a serious post?  Come on man the big 12 was crappy this year.  A conference title is a conference title and I'll take it but let's not pretend we just ran the gauntlet.  OU sucked against every decent team they played all year and still finished 8-1 in the big 12.  The big 12 has two legit national football schools and both are down right now. 

What was the best non league win any big 12 team had all season?  Maybe the bowl wins against Oregon State or maybe UCLA.  The SEC had bowl wins against Notre Dame, Oklahoma, Michigan, Nebraska etc. and regular season wins against Michigan, Florida State, Clemson etc.  Even the so called crappy SEC teams like MU, Tennesee, Kenctucky etc. had some solid non con wins.  I hate to say it but the SEC is just that much better it's not close at all. 
Title: Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
Post by: DQ12 on January 08, 2013, 04:08:46 PM
not saying the rest of the conference ISN't complete dog crap but atm bama and georgia were really really good this year.
Georgia beat Florida.

Who in the hell else did they beat?
Title: Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
Post by: Unruly on January 08, 2013, 04:10:12 PM
not saying the rest of the conference ISN't complete dog crap but atm bama and georgia were really really good this year.


The same georgia that nebraska was giving it all it could handle till the wheels fell off?

Or the atm that only beat 3 "decent" teams above .500?

Bama was the only really legit team out of the SEC this year, and they almost had another loss until Les Miles went full derp in the last 2 mins of that game to throw it away.

Bama in the big 12 this year would have lost 3-4 games.  They couldn't handle the pass at all and baylor/OSU/TT/(maybe even WVU) would have given them more than they could have handled.

Is this a serious post?  Come on man the big 12 was crappy this year.  A conference title is a conference title and I'll take it but let's not pretend we just ran the gauntlet.  OU sucked against every decent team they played all year and still finished 8-1 in the big 12.  The big 12 has two legit national football schools and both are down right now. 

What was the best non league win any big 12 team had all season?  Maybe the bowl wins against Oregon State or maybe UCLA.  The SEC had bowl wins against Notre Dame, Oklahoma, Michigan, Nebraska etc. and regular season wins against Michigan, Florida State, Clemson etc.  Even the so called crappy SEC teams like MU, Tennesee, Kenctucky etc. had some solid non con wins.  I hate to say it but the SEC is just that much better it's not close at all.


KSU went 7-1 against BCS AQ teams over .500, aTm going 2-2, and bama going 3-1(4-1 if you count the SEC ship).

And LOL @ beating those stellar big 10 schools(barely, northwestern also destroyed Miss state), and also getting prison raped by the big east juggernaut that is Louisville.

Texas RAPED ole miss who gave LSU all they could handle too.

When the SEC gets 9 conference games, and some parity, while also keeping the ridiculous amount of teams in the top 25 like it does, then it can claim it is the best conference "and it isn't even close", but until then they are just an over hyped conference that plays the system to its advantage and gets away with it.
Title: Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
Post by: sonofdaxjones on January 08, 2013, 05:33:34 PM
Is this the thread where we congratulate mu fans for Alabama's National Title.

Title: Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
Post by: catzacker on January 08, 2013, 06:09:57 PM
Is this the thread where we congratulate mu fans for Alabama's National Title.

The SEC won the SEC and a national championship, so I would imagine mu fans are elated to get both those monkeys off their backs.
Title: Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
Post by: star seed 7 on January 08, 2013, 06:37:39 PM
Is this the thread where we congratulate mu fans for Alabama's National Title.

The SEC won the SEC and a national championship, so I would imagine mu fans are elated to get both those monkeys off their backs.

that phrase means something different in SEC country.
Title: Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
Post by: kim carnes on January 08, 2013, 09:47:40 PM
not saying the rest of the conference ISN't complete dog crap but atm bama and georgia were really really good this year.


The same georgia that nebraska was giving it all it could handle till the wheels fell off?

Or the atm that only beat 3 "decent" teams above .500?

Bama was the only really legit team out of the SEC this year, and they almost had another loss until Les Miles went full derp in the last 2 mins of that game to throw it away.

Bama in the big 12 this year would have lost 3-4 games.  They couldn't handle the pass at all and baylor/OSU/TT/(maybe even WVU) would have given them more than they could have handled.

Is this a serious post?  Come on man the big 12 was crappy this year.  A conference title is a conference title and I'll take it but let's not pretend we just ran the gauntlet.  OU sucked against every decent team they played all year and still finished 8-1 in the big 12.  The big 12 has two legit national football schools and both are down right now. 

What was the best non league win any big 12 team had all season?  Maybe the bowl wins against Oregon State or maybe UCLA.  The SEC had bowl wins against Notre Dame, Oklahoma, Michigan, Nebraska etc. and regular season wins against Michigan, Florida State, Clemson etc.  Even the so called crappy SEC teams like MU, Tennesee, Kenctucky etc. had some solid non con wins.  I hate to say it but the SEC is just that much better it's not close at all.


KSU went 7-1 against BCS AQ teams over .500, aTm going 2-2, and bama going 3-1(4-1 if you count the SEC ship).

And LOL @ beating those stellar big 10 schools(barely, northwestern also destroyed Miss state), and also getting prison raped by the big east juggernaut that is Louisville.

Texas RAPED ole miss who gave LSU all they could handle too.

When the SEC gets 9 conference games, and some parity, while also keeping the ridiculous amount of teams in the top 25 like it does, then it can claim it is the best conference "and it isn't even close", but until then they are just an over hyped conference that plays the system to its advantage and gets away with it.

We also got the ball run up our buttholes by the only good team we faced this year (after having a month to prepare for them).  To me, that is a much better indicator of how good we are than the fact that we went 7-1 against BCS AQ.  I guess what i'm saying is, you're a dumbass.
Title: Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
Post by: DQ12 on January 08, 2013, 09:53:27 PM
We also got the ball run up our buttholes by the only good team best team in the country we faced this year (after having a month to prepare for them).
FYP
Title: Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
Post by: FranklyFrankYou on January 08, 2013, 10:57:08 PM
Find a point of contention 99% of a fanbase will disagree with, add in a dash of an insult to something KStateO and voila! Its a Kim Carnes post!
Title: Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
Post by: Unruly on January 09, 2013, 09:19:40 AM

We also got the ball run up our buttholes by the only good team we faced this year (after having a month to prepare for them).  To me, that is a much better indicator of how good we are than the fact that we went 7-1 against BCS AQ.  I guess what i'm saying is, you're a dumbass.



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Title: Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
Post by: XocolateThundarr on January 09, 2013, 09:40:29 AM
Oregon was going to prison rape anyone they faced in a bowl game.  Alabama and ND should send Stanford a Thank You card.
Title: Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
Post by: ednksu on January 09, 2013, 09:48:13 AM
Oregon was going to prison rape anyone they faced in a bowl game.  Alabama and ND should send Stanford those horrible refs a Thank You card.
Title: Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
Post by: NMHogFan on January 10, 2013, 09:56:03 PM
How each fared during the postseason

Conference   Schools   Record   Win %
WAC (2)   SJSU, UtahSt   2-0   1.000
C-USA (5)   ECU, Rice, SMU, Tulsa, UCF   4-1   .800
SEC (9)   Ala,Fla,Geor,LSU,Miss,MissSt,SCar,T&M,Vandy   6-3   .667
ACC (6)   Clem, Duke, FSU, GT, NCS, VT   4-2   .667
Big East (5)   Cincy, Lou, Pitt, Rutgers, Syr   3-2   .600
Pac-12 (8)   Ariz, ASU, Ore, OreSt, Stan, UCLA, USC, Wash   4-4   .500
Sun Belt (4)   ArkSt, La.-Laf., La.-Monroe, WKU   2-2   .500
Big 12 (9)   Bay, ISU, KState, OU, OklSt, Texas, TCU, TT, WVU   4-5   .444
Ind. (3)   BYU, Navy, ND   1-2   .333
Big Ten(7)   Mich, MichSt, Minn, Neb, N'Wstrn, Pur, Wis   2-5   .286
MAC (7)   BallSt, BGreen, CMU, KentSt, NIU, Ohio, Toledo   2-5   .286
MWC (5)   AF, Boise, FresnoSt, Nev, SDSU   
Title: Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
Post by: MadCat on January 10, 2013, 10:07:35 PM
That's it! Time to join the WAC
Title: Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
Post by: Katpappy on January 10, 2013, 10:07:58 PM
How each fared during the postseason

Conference   Schools   Record   Win %
WAC (2)   SJSU, UtahSt   2-0   1.000
C-USA (5)   ECU, Rice, SMU, Tulsa, UCF   4-1   .800
SEC (9)   Ala,Fla,Geor,LSU,Miss,MissSt,SCar,T&M,Vandy   6-3   .667
ACC (6)   Clem, Duke, FSU, GT, NCS, VT   4-2   .667
Big East (5)   Cincy, Lou, Pitt, Rutgers, Syr   3-2   .600
Pac-12 (8)   Ariz, ASU, Ore, OreSt, Stan, UCLA, USC, Wash   4-4   .500
Sun Belt (4)   ArkSt, La.-Laf., La.-Monroe, WKU   2-2   .500
Big 12 (9)   Bay, ISU, KState, OU, OklSt, Texas, TCU, TT, WVU   4-5   .444
Ind. (3)   BYU, Navy, ND   1-2   .333
Big Ten(7)   Mich, MichSt, Minn, Neb, N'Wstrn, Pur, Wis   2-5   .286
MAC (7)   BallSt, BGreen, CMU, KentSt, NIU, Ohio, Toledo   2-5   .286
MWC (5)   AF, Boise, FresnoSt, Nev, SDSU
Bowl games are like a reward for a good to great regular season.  Only an idiot would think the bowl record means anything.
Title: Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
Post by: NMHogFan on January 10, 2013, 11:01:26 PM
That's 2 years in a row that you got your ass whipped by another conference in a bowl. Your conference is weak, so you looked good this year. Only an idiot would think Kansas State had a chance anywhere but the big 12. I guess you could go play in the WAC. Then you would be king!
Title: Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
Post by: Stevesie60 on January 10, 2013, 11:03:30 PM
So does every SEC team get to claim a National Championship, or just the maroon ones (aka all of them LOL!)? But really, how does that work?
Title: Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
Post by: Katpappy on January 10, 2013, 11:08:31 PM
That's 2 years in a row that you got your ass whipped by another conference in a bowl. Your conference is weak, so you looked good this year. Only an idiot would think Kansas State had a chance anywhere but the big 12. I guess you could go play in the WAC. Then you would be king!
Funny, I don't remenber Pig Sooie ranked this past season.  :dubious:
Title: Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
Post by: NMHogFan on January 10, 2013, 11:12:16 PM
AP Top 25
RK   TEAM   RECORD   PTS
1   Alabama (59)   13-1   1475
2   Oregon   12-1   1358
3   Ohio State   12-0   1302
4   Notre Dame   12-1   1288
5   Georgia   12-2   1230
5   Texas A&M   11-2   1230
7   Stanford   12-2   1169
8   South Carolina   11-2   1038
9   Florida   11-2   933
10   Florida State   12-2   922

SEC 5 of the top 10


USA Today Poll
RK   TEAM   RECORD   PTS
1   Alabama (56)   13-1   1400
2   Oregon   12-1   1322
3   Notre Dame   12-1   1253
4   Georgia   12-2   1213
5   Texas A&M   11-2   1171
6   Stanford   12-2   1167
7   South Carolina   11-2   1064
8   Florida State   12-2   942
9   Clemson   11-2   916
10   Florida   11-2   886

SEC 5 of the top 10.

Title: Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
Post by: SkinnyBenny on January 10, 2013, 11:13:59 PM
ULM
Title: Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
Post by: NMHogFan on January 10, 2013, 11:18:57 PM
Baylor Vs. ULM : 47-42
Baylor Vs. KS : 52-24
Title: Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
Post by: Stevesie60 on January 10, 2013, 11:22:01 PM
So pigaggie, your argument is that 2012 Arkansas is better than 2012 Kansas State?
Title: Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
Post by: bones129 on January 10, 2013, 11:29:14 PM
Ark fans had a horrible year. Only things left to do are (1) Brag up their conference like they made any contribution to it, other than supply wins to other conference teams, and (2) Fire their coach and replace him with a member of the Snyder Coaching Tree.  Latter will work better than the former.
Title: Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
Post by: NMHogFan on January 10, 2013, 11:33:05 PM
Wasn't my argument, just pointing out that ULM played Baylor better than KS. The other guy brought up ULM. they may have whipped KS too! The subject above is about the SEC and trying to find arguments as to why it is not that good. The problem is that every poll and the bowl performance shows that the SEC is the dominating conference no matter what silly excuses you guys come up with. It's just fun to come pick on a school that actually thinks they are in some way revered in Football or Academics. (Please try to knock SEC Academics, I know the differences there too. KS < AR, Several SEC schools beat out Big12 schools)

Anyway, just thought I would visit for a laugh...
Title: Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
Post by: eastcat on January 11, 2013, 12:17:20 AM
At what point do Arkansas fans realize how dumb they are?
 :peek:
Title: Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
Post by: bones129 on January 11, 2013, 12:33:46 AM
Wasn't my argument, just pointing out that ULM played Baylor better than KS. The other guy brought up ULM. they may have whipped KS too! The subject above is about the SEC and trying to find arguments as to why it is not that good. The problem is that every poll and the bowl performance shows that the SEC is the dominating conference no matter what silly excuses you guys come up with. It's just fun to come pick on a school that actually thinks they are in some way revered in Football or Academics. (Please try to knock SEC Academics, I know the differences there too. KS < AR, Several SEC schools beat out Big12 schools)

Anyway, just thought I would visit for a laugh...

Whatever. What bowl game did Ark go to this year? What conference championship did Ark win? What 11 games did Ark win? You're like KU fans, who we pummel in FB every year, telling us "Let's play basketball." Irrelevant.

That said, glad you got a branch of the Snyder Coaching Tree. You'll do well.
Title: Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
Post by: DQ12 on January 11, 2013, 02:08:16 AM
Arkansas lost to ole miss by 3.  Texas beat ole miss by about 150 or so.  K-state beat Texas by 17 i think.  so that means k-state (and the rest of the big 12) is better than Arkansas and the rest of the SEC by about 170 points.

simple math.
Title: Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on January 11, 2013, 09:22:18 AM
LOL at the SEC only having 9 bowl teams. What a joke.
Title: Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
Post by: Unruly on January 11, 2013, 09:35:35 AM
What do you have to say about the bottom half of the SEC going 0-32 against the top half pig rough rider?
Title: Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
Post by: Cartierfor3 on January 11, 2013, 10:10:02 AM
What's a falcon punch anyways?
Title: Re: Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
Post by: 8manpick on January 11, 2013, 10:15:07 AM
What do you have to say about the bottom half of the SEC going 0-32 against the top half pig rough rider?

Pigfuker? :sdeek:
Title: Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
Post by: Unruly on January 11, 2013, 10:29:58 AM
What's a falcon punch anyways?


(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fglobal3.memecdn.com%2FFalcon-Punch-Gif_o_101261.gif&hash=bf51d4a70d01c9b537da3cdd31cf9b384580ef98)
Title: Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
Post by: Dugout DickStone on January 11, 2013, 12:19:43 PM
So does every SEC team get to claim a National Championship, or just the maroon ones (aka all of them LOL!)? But really, how does that work?

this guy is going to jump all over you with some jogging titles.
Title: Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
Post by: Unruly on January 11, 2013, 01:15:51 PM
JFC.  Had a guy at the gym last night tell me the SEC is also the nations premier basketball conference because they won the ship last year.

eff me.


 :facepalm:
Title: Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
Post by: Willesgirl on January 11, 2013, 03:07:28 PM
JFC.  Had a guy at the gym last night tell me the SEC is also the nations premier basketball conference because they won the ship last year.

eff me.


 :facepalm:

You know what would be awesome? Being that delusional.
Title: Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
Post by: MadCat on January 11, 2013, 04:12:25 PM
What's a falcon punch anyways?


(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fglobal3.memecdn.com%2FFalcon-Punch-Gif_o_101261.gif&hash=bf51d4a70d01c9b537da3cdd31cf9b384580ef98)

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The falcon punch is so powerful that if 2 falcon punches collided, the universe would divide by 0 and implode upon itself
Title: Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
Post by: 8manpick on January 11, 2013, 04:19:23 PM
What's a falcon punch anyways?


(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fglobal3.memecdn.com%2FFalcon-Punch-Gif_o_101261.gif&hash=bf51d4a70d01c9b537da3cdd31cf9b384580ef98)

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The falcon punch is so powerful that if 2 falcon punches collided, the universe would divide by 0 and implode upon itself

Like this? (https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F24.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_ljrar4RPwz1qauetjo1_500.gif&hash=e0f104cdf1c21f630ebf6004cc8690376739d2ba)
Title: Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
Post by: MadCat on January 11, 2013, 04:57:37 PM
What's a falcon punch anyways?


(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fglobal3.memecdn.com%2FFalcon-Punch-Gif_o_101261.gif&hash=bf51d4a70d01c9b537da3cdd31cf9b384580ef98)

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The falcon punch is so powerful that if 2 falcon punches collided, the universe would divide by 0 and implode upon itself

Like this? (https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F24.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_ljrar4RPwz1qauetjo1_500.gif&hash=e0f104cdf1c21f630ebf6004cc8690376739d2ba)
yes... Thank God that didn't happen IRL