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Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
« Reply #50 on: January 10, 2013, 10:07:35 PM »
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Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
« Reply #51 on: January 10, 2013, 10:07:58 PM »
How each fared during the postseason

Conference   Schools   Record   Win %
WAC (2)   SJSU, UtahSt   2-0   1.000
C-USA (5)   ECU, Rice, SMU, Tulsa, UCF   4-1   .800
SEC (9)   Ala,Fla,Geor,LSU,Miss,MissSt,SCar,T&M,Vandy   6-3   .667
ACC (6)   Clem, Duke, FSU, GT, NCS, VT   4-2   .667
Big East (5)   Cincy, Lou, Pitt, Rutgers, Syr   3-2   .600
Pac-12 (8)   Ariz, ASU, Ore, OreSt, Stan, UCLA, USC, Wash   4-4   .500
Sun Belt (4)   ArkSt, La.-Laf., La.-Monroe, WKU   2-2   .500
Big 12 (9)   Bay, ISU, KState, OU, OklSt, Texas, TCU, TT, WVU   4-5   .444
Ind. (3)   BYU, Navy, ND   1-2   .333
Big Ten(7)   Mich, MichSt, Minn, Neb, N'Wstrn, Pur, Wis   2-5   .286
MAC (7)   BallSt, BGreen, CMU, KentSt, NIU, Ohio, Toledo   2-5   .286
MWC (5)   AF, Boise, FresnoSt, Nev, SDSU
Bowl games are like a reward for a good to great regular season.  Only an idiot would think the bowl record means anything.
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Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
« Reply #52 on: January 10, 2013, 11:01:26 PM »
That's 2 years in a row that you got your ass whipped by another conference in a bowl. Your conference is weak, so you looked good this year. Only an idiot would think Kansas State had a chance anywhere but the big 12. I guess you could go play in the WAC. Then you would be king!

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Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
« Reply #53 on: January 10, 2013, 11:03:30 PM »
So does every SEC team get to claim a National Championship, or just the maroon ones (aka all of them LOL!)? But really, how does that work?

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Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
« Reply #54 on: January 10, 2013, 11:08:31 PM »
That's 2 years in a row that you got your ass whipped by another conference in a bowl. Your conference is weak, so you looked good this year. Only an idiot would think Kansas State had a chance anywhere but the big 12. I guess you could go play in the WAC. Then you would be king!
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Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
« Reply #55 on: January 10, 2013, 11:12:16 PM »
AP Top 25
RK   TEAM   RECORD   PTS
1   Alabama (59)   13-1   1475
2   Oregon   12-1   1358
3   Ohio State   12-0   1302
4   Notre Dame   12-1   1288
5   Georgia   12-2   1230
5   Texas A&M   11-2   1230
7   Stanford   12-2   1169
8   South Carolina   11-2   1038
9   Florida   11-2   933
10   Florida State   12-2   922

SEC 5 of the top 10


USA Today Poll
RK   TEAM   RECORD   PTS
1   Alabama (56)   13-1   1400
2   Oregon   12-1   1322
3   Notre Dame   12-1   1253
4   Georgia   12-2   1213
5   Texas A&M   11-2   1171
6   Stanford   12-2   1167
7   South Carolina   11-2   1064
8   Florida State   12-2   942
9   Clemson   11-2   916
10   Florida   11-2   886

SEC 5 of the top 10.


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Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
« Reply #56 on: January 10, 2013, 11:13:59 PM »
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Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
« Reply #57 on: January 10, 2013, 11:18:57 PM »
Baylor Vs. ULM : 47-42
Baylor Vs. KS : 52-24

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Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
« Reply #58 on: January 10, 2013, 11:22:01 PM »
So pigaggie, your argument is that 2012 Arkansas is better than 2012 Kansas State?

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Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
« Reply #59 on: January 10, 2013, 11:29:14 PM »
Ark fans had a horrible year. Only things left to do are (1) Brag up their conference like they made any contribution to it, other than supply wins to other conference teams, and (2) Fire their coach and replace him with a member of the Snyder Coaching Tree.  Latter will work better than the former.
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Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
« Reply #60 on: January 10, 2013, 11:33:05 PM »
Wasn't my argument, just pointing out that ULM played Baylor better than KS. The other guy brought up ULM. they may have whipped KS too! The subject above is about the SEC and trying to find arguments as to why it is not that good. The problem is that every poll and the bowl performance shows that the SEC is the dominating conference no matter what silly excuses you guys come up with. It's just fun to come pick on a school that actually thinks they are in some way revered in Football or Academics. (Please try to knock SEC Academics, I know the differences there too. KS < AR, Several SEC schools beat out Big12 schools)

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Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
« Reply #61 on: January 11, 2013, 12:17:20 AM »
At what point do Arkansas fans realize how dumb they are?
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Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
« Reply #62 on: January 11, 2013, 12:33:46 AM »
Wasn't my argument, just pointing out that ULM played Baylor better than KS. The other guy brought up ULM. they may have whipped KS too! The subject above is about the SEC and trying to find arguments as to why it is not that good. The problem is that every poll and the bowl performance shows that the SEC is the dominating conference no matter what silly excuses you guys come up with. It's just fun to come pick on a school that actually thinks they are in some way revered in Football or Academics. (Please try to knock SEC Academics, I know the differences there too. KS < AR, Several SEC schools beat out Big12 schools)

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Whatever. What bowl game did Ark go to this year? What conference championship did Ark win? What 11 games did Ark win? You're like KU fans, who we pummel in FB every year, telling us "Let's play basketball." Irrelevant.

That said, glad you got a branch of the Snyder Coaching Tree. You'll do well.

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Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
« Reply #63 on: January 11, 2013, 02:08:16 AM »
Arkansas lost to ole miss by 3.  Texas beat ole miss by about 150 or so.  K-state beat Texas by 17 i think.  so that means k-state (and the rest of the big 12) is better than Arkansas and the rest of the SEC by about 170 points.

simple math.


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Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
« Reply #64 on: January 11, 2013, 09:22:18 AM »
LOL at the SEC only having 9 bowl teams. What a joke.

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Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
« Reply #65 on: January 11, 2013, 09:35:35 AM »
What do you have to say about the bottom half of the SEC going 0-32 against the top half pig rough rider?
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Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
« Reply #66 on: January 11, 2013, 10:10:02 AM »
What's a falcon punch anyways?

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Re: Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
« Reply #67 on: January 11, 2013, 10:15:07 AM »
What do you have to say about the bottom half of the SEC going 0-32 against the top half pig rough rider?

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Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
« Reply #68 on: January 11, 2013, 10:29:58 AM »
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Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
« Reply #69 on: January 11, 2013, 12:19:43 PM »
So does every SEC team get to claim a National Championship, or just the maroon ones (aka all of them LOL!)? But really, how does that work?

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Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
« Reply #70 on: January 11, 2013, 01:15:51 PM »
JFC.  Had a guy at the gym last night tell me the SEC is also the nations premier basketball conference because they won the ship last year.

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Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
« Reply #71 on: January 11, 2013, 03:07:28 PM »
JFC.  Had a guy at the gym last night tell me the SEC is also the nations premier basketball conference because they won the ship last year.

eff me.


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Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
« Reply #72 on: January 11, 2013, 04:12:25 PM »
What's a falcon punch anyways?




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Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
« Reply #73 on: January 11, 2013, 04:19:23 PM »
What's a falcon punch anyways?




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Re: The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint
« Reply #74 on: January 11, 2013, 04:57:37 PM »
What's a falcon punch anyways?




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The falcon punch is so powerful that if 2 falcon punches collided, the universe would divide by 0 and implode upon itself

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