The SEC: A Falcon Punch of Reality, Right to the Taint

[Unruly]

As most of you know, I am now in the heart of SEC country(), and the claims of the SEC being the best, and it's not even close, is beginning to wear on me.

It culminated last night with the smashing of ND. (Granted any team in the top 10 would have beat ND except for fLOLrida who got prison raped by a Big East school  )

Today at work everyone is talking mad crap on every other conference, especially the big 12 and I am getting really sick of it.  So I have came to you, my friends, for help.

I need more discussion points as to how the SEC is so retardedly over hyped.

Current points that I bring up to the inbreds:

The SEC only plays 8 conference games and schedules super pud OOC for 4 free wins.

The bottom half of the SEC is 0-32(!!!!!) against the top half - non existent parity in it's own league and basically another free 3-4 wins.

Teams can get away with playing 0 hard teams in the other division (Bama this year).

ESPN hype machine conspiracy 





What are some other cold hard facts that I can deliver via falcon punch to their super pud taints?

[TheHamburglar]

fLOLrida who got prison raped by a Big East school

[steve dave]

ask them why they hate black people

[Unruly]

ask them why they hate black people

It has something to do with the bible down here.

That is how they justify their hatred as being "OK!".

It is pretty rough.

[chum1]

Cold hard fact:  Conferences don't win champioships.  Schools do.

[Unruly]

Cold hard fact:  Conferences don't win champioships.  Schools do.

Yeah, but if I tell them that they will say LSU, Florida, and Bama all won them, not just a single school. 

[Brock Landers]

SEC fanboys like to wear khakis and blazers to football games.

[Cire]

They are like helms titles.

[ednksu]

ask them how many wins TAMU had against ranked conference opponents.  Their season and schedule was all pud.  OU clearly gave no fucks after being denied a BCS.  Also note where Sumlin cut his offensive scheme teeth. 

Same deal with Bama and pud scheduling.  They played no one.

Arkansas 2-6 conference
Ole Miss 3-5 conference
Missouri 2-6 conference
Tennessee 1-7 conference
#11 Miss. St 4-4 conference
#5 LSU 6-2 conference
#15 Texas A&M 6-2 conference
Auburn 0-8 conference

So to play in their conference champ game, they played 2 teams with WINNING conference records.  Look deeper, 12-36 conference opp record when you exclude LSU and Ass to mouth.  Included Bama still played a conference opp record of 24-40.  Quite the murderous row to drive through. 

[_33]

Make fun of the way they talk.

[bigwillie20]

Have sex with their wives

[chum1]

Cold hard fact:  Conferences don't win champioships.  Schools do.

Yeah, but if I tell them that they will say LSU, Florida, and Bama all won them, not just a single school. 

If you're going to accept their stupid, made up terms from the start, you should just give up now.

[3maw]

having family in the south (Bama, SCAR, UGA, and UF territory), i can vouch and say even if the sec didn't win a single bowl game, those  bastards would still find some sort of obscure fact like what youre looking for to convince you. the question is how long do you want to feed their inbred fire? because the more you argue, the more they'll scratch their stomachs thinking for a more powerful point to fight with.

there is no reasoning. get out while you can, unruly.


*3maw does not come from a racist set of inbred, belly scratching hicks.

[XocolateThundarr]

Have sex with their wives

Dude, he is not running for Congress.

[Unruly]

Have sex with their wives

Dude, he is not running for Congress.

Would need to be my sister/cousin if I was heading down that political road.

[MadCat]

ask them why they hate black people

It has something to do with the bible down here.

That is how they justify their hatred as being "OK!".

It is pretty rough.

Tell them Jesus was black and they shouldn't hate Jesus or any other black people for that matter.

[deputy dawg]

Tell them that the states in their conference are at the top of the list of most poor, undereducated, and illiterate states in the country.  Beg them to explain why they want to be that way.

[Unruly]

ask them why they hate black people

It has something to do with the bible down here.

That is how they justify their hatred as being "OK!".

It is pretty rough.

Tell them Jesus was black and they shouldn't hate Jesus or any other black people for that matter.

Yeah, not really interested in getting shot in, and around, the face.

[Rage Against the McKee]

Invite them to church and then give them the address of a mosque.

[Unruly]

Invite them to church and then give them the address of a mosque.

They've burned all the mosques down here so I am SOL on that one.

[Rage Against the McKee]

Invite them to church and then give them the address of a mosque.

They've burned all the mosques down here so I am SOL on that one.

Burn down their church, then.

[Unruly]

Invite them to church and then give them the address of a mosque.

They've burned all the mosques down here so I am SOL on that one.

Burn down their church, then.

See:

ask them why they hate black people

It has something to do with the bible down here.

That is how they justify their hatred as being "OK!".

It is pretty rough.

Tell them Jesus was black and they shouldn't hate Jesus or any other black people for that matter.

Yeah, not really interested in getting shot in, and around, the face.

The people down here take religion to the absolute extreme.

[Rage Against the McKee]

If you wear a klan hood when you burn down the church nobody will know it was you. If you get caught, you could probably get off with a warning by explaining that you thought it was a colored church.

[Unruly]

If you wear a klan hood when you burn down the church nobody will know it was you. If you get caught, you could probably get off with a warning by explaining that you thought it was a colored church.

You might be on to something here NK.

[SkinnyBenny]

You can show them this Klein vs. Manziel comparo graphic from the Texas game:

http://s147.beta.photobucket.com/user/shaggsCD/media/KleinvsManziel.png.html