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TITLETOWN - A Decade Long Celebration Of The Greatest Achievement In College Athletics History => Kansas State Basketball is hard => Topic started by: steve dave on March 13, 2012, 03:31:53 PM
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Saw a Southern Miss fan on the sidewalk outside my office. He was walking his dog. I walked up behind him and kicked his trail leg behind his other leg and he fall forward onto the sidewalk and his bag of dog poop went right into his face and his dog ran off. I then walked slowly around him and told him to "get out of here".
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One tried to follow me into Chipotle for lunch today. Was holding the door until I saw his raggedy SoMiss t-shirt. Then I slammed it in his fat racist face. Then, when we were in line, I ordered the last of the steak and he had to wait like fifteen minutes for his burrito so they could cook another batch.
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The guy in the cube next to me has a stupid poster of their silly eaglehawk logo thingy. When he left for lunch I chewed an entire pack of double bubble and stuck ALL the keys on his keyboard together.
He came back from lunch and claimed he was just an Iowa fan, i didnt care, better safe than sorry.
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Just saw some guy named Favre being arrested for buying vicodin off of a steet corner and for texting pictures of his male genitals and balls to someone other than his wife (who is a breast cancer survivor). I yelled to the cops that he had a machete and they tazered him in the taint. What a piece of crap.
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I saw some guy with a "Brett Favre" jersey on today. I went over to see how his day was (I didn't really care how his day was going). Then offered if he would like to go talk some sports through the park (nice day out) and after awhile I noticed these hooligans starting a huge fire in the middle of the park "dude" and myself went to go check it out. I threw him in the fire.
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It rained all day yesterday and when I was driving home I saw this So Miss fan waiting for the bus all decked out in his rebel gear. Anyway, there was this huge puddle on the street right next to him so I swerved over onto the sidewalk and ran him over.
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How can you have fan interactions with fans that don't exist? :dunno:
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I moved to the gulf coast and 2 days later came hurrican katrina...just sayin :gocho:
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Saw ms fan at the zoo today.
He was standing there making fun of the gorillas.
This big silverback gorilla threw some crap at him but ms fan dodged it. Well I marched right over there, picked it up, and mushed it all over NooseAggie's face.
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Saw a Fiero with a rebel flag front license plate and a bumper sticker that said "I'm not racist, I hate his white half too"
At a stop light I confirmed he was a So Miss fan by his imitation Hawkeye logo hat. Knocked the ash off my $100 cigar and flipped it through his open sun roof as he air guitar'd to Dumas Walker.
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Guy that cleans the office (S. Miss fan, did not go there fwiw) left his onion and turkey sandwich in the fridge the other day over night and it stunk up the community fridge.
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Guy that cleans the office (S. Miss fan, did not go there fwiw) left his onion and turkey sandwich in the fridge the other day over night and it stunk up the community fridge.
I bet he just slept overnight.
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Saw a Fiero with a rebel flag front license plate and a bumper sticker that said "I'm not racist, I hate his white half too"
At a stop light I confirmed he was a So Miss fan by his imitation Hawkeye logo hat. Knocked the ash off my $100 cigar and flipped it through his open sun roof as he air guitar'd to Dumas Walker.
Christ, they can't even afford a 200000 mile IROC. :facepalm: :opcat:
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I'm not really sure what to post, because there actually is a Southern Miss fan right next to me at the office. Weird.
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I'm not really sure what to post, because there actually is a Southern Miss fan right next to me at the office. Weird.
Invite him to this thread.
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I'm not really sure what to post, because there actually is a Southern Miss fan right next to me at the office. Weird.
Condolences
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It rained all day yesterday and when I was driving home I saw this So Miss fan waiting for the bus all decked out in his rebel gear. Anyway, there was this huge puddle on the street right next to him so I swerved over onto the sidewalk and ran him over.
you're the best
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This delivery guy was wearing a Southern Miss hat and delivering stuff into the office. We arrived at the door at the same time, he had like 5 boxes on this dolly. So he says "Hey man, could you hold the door for me please?" and I said "sure man, no prob." Then I didn't hold the door for him.
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There was a Southern Miss fan behind me after I got some subway. He followed me to the soda fountain and was waiting for me to finish getting my Coke because he wanted some Coke too. I held down the button for like 5 minutes til it ran out and he had to get Diet Coke
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I'm not really sure what to post, because there actually is a Southern Miss fan right next to me at the office. Weird.
Go refill your coffee (make sure it is hot, microwave if necessary). Take the coffee over to his desk, dump half on his head, then the other half on his keyboard and computer. Calmly walk to your desk and come post about it.
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I raped my neighbors dog but I pretended it was Larry eustacy
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Went camping with a bunch of friends, one invited a SM fan along. He fell asleep first so I decided to prank him. I poured a glass of water, got it sort of warm in the fire, stuck his finger in it then peed all over him.
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early today i was fishing in my kick ass bass boat and well guess what. along comes another bass boat that was much smaller than mine. actually it was made of plastic and looked like he bought it at wal-mart. driving it was a southern miss fan all decked out in his southern miss gear. i had a rapala lure on that had two decent sized treble hooks on it that had been pulling tons of massive bass into the boat all afternoon. anyway, the southern miss fan signals to me and says hello so i casted his way and lodged one treble hook into each one of his eye sockets. then i reeled him in, he fell off of his boat and i drug him through the water (20 lb test) and into my boat then pulled the treble hooks out of his eye sockets and put him onto my fish stringer until i was done fishing.
once i was done fishing i put him down into the water and moved him around back and forth a little bit. he was slow to get moving but then he jumped into action and started swimming back to his boat. i have no idea how he knew where it was.
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Went camping with a bunch of friends, one invited a SM fan along. He fell asleep first so I decided to prank him. I poured a glass of water, got it sort of warm in the fire, stuck his finger in it then peed all over him.
Nice first post :cheers:
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Went camping with a bunch of friends, one invited a SM fan along. He fell asleep first so I decided to prank him. I poured a glass of water, got it sort of warm in the fire, stuck his finger in it then peed all over him.
:thumbsup:
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These two Southern Miss fans were walking from their court room the other day, when all of a sudden Carl Lee Hailey busts out of a closet with an M16 and just lights those turkey's up like the 4th of July. When asked about it, he said "Yes they deserved to die, and I hope they burn in hell!" Very compelling sequence of events.
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Gotta laugh. You call MS people racist and then proceed to be the biggest d-bags in America. Cool fan base. Don't get to know anyone without making assumptions... sounds like... ummm..... racist people? Just a thought.
:bball: :combofan: :lynchmob:
"lynch mob boiiiiiiiiiiiiiii" I'm from Kansas, be scared.
Nobody did any of this stuff, but gotta love how pathetic each story is. I HOPE any of you attempts half of what your 4 year old made up in their head. I'd love to hear the end result.
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Gotta laugh. You call MS people racist and then proceed to be the biggest d-bags in America. Cool fan base. Don't get to know anyone without making assumptions... sounds like... ummm..... racist people? Just a thought.
:bball: :combofan: :lynchmob:
"lynch mob boiiiiiiiiiiiiiii" I'm from Kansas, be scared.
Nobody did any of this stuff, but gotta love how pathetic each story is. I HOPE any of you attempts half of what your 4 year old made up in their head. I'd love to hear the end result.
You mad? Nooseboy
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There is a Fiero with a cigar burn in it that says I did.
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Not at all. Just laughing because I haven't heard stories like that since 4th grade.
It reminds me of going to Italy in 2005. J'Lo's "Tonight" was a new song then... y'all are like another world. I'm hoping the fact that OJ got off doesn't break your hearts. It'd be an interesting phenomenon to watch.
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I donated a bunch of expired food to the homeless shelter today with my bro I_HAVE_PURPLEWOOD.
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Not at all. Just laughing because I haven't heard stories like that since 4th grade.
It reminds me of going to Italy in 2005. J'Lo's "Tonight" was a new song then... y'all are like another world. I'm hoping the fact that OJ got off doesn't break your hearts. It'd be an interesting phenomenon to watch.
That story makes zero sense.
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There is a Fiero with a cigar burn in it that says I did.
OMG- I'm dying. I haven't heard of anyone "burning" anyone since freshman year. Are you the kid that went to college and never had a drop to drink before it? Your story screams it.
Highly doubt your story has ever happened, unless you were with your other friends that have never been drunk before and thought it was what you were supposed to do.
Good try, but I see why you have to be "13 and up" to post here. You might be 17, tops.
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Not at all. Just laughing because I haven't heard stories like that since 4th grade.
It reminds me of going to Italy in 2005. J'Lo's "Tonight" was a new song then... y'all are like another world. I'm hoping the fact that OJ got off doesn't break your hearts. It'd be an interesting phenomenon to watch.
That story makes zero sense.
No kidding. You've gotta be rough ridin' kidding me. The song was "Waiting for Tonight" and it was new in 1999. I knew Mississippi was backwoods, but I didn't think they'd be 6 years behind on music.
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I can't participate in the thread. I would never associate with Southern Mississippi fans.
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Not at all. Just laughing because I haven't heard stories like that since 4th grade.
It reminds me of going to Italy in 2005. J'Lo's "Tonight" was a new song then... y'all are like another world. I'm hoping the fact that OJ got off doesn't break your hearts. It'd be an interesting phenomenon to watch.
That story makes zero sense.
No kidding. You've gotta be rough ridin' kidding me. The song was "Waiting for Tonight" and it was new in 1999. I knew Mississippi was backwoods, but I didn't think they'd be 6 years behind on music.
Haha- it was in Italy where that was popular in 2005 (that was the point; it was years behind. Why I keep assuming people can put the story together is beyond me, because it's obviously not happening.) To break it down, Italy is about 5 years behind anything popular in the US.
I'm a girl, and I still don't know the real name of that song. Congrats on you knowing it..... high five, you were obviously more of a J.Lo fan when it came out. I never was.
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Mods, if this noose aggie keeps being racist against J. Lo, I motion that we ban her from the board.
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Not at all. Just laughing because I haven't heard stories like that since 4th grade.
It reminds me of going to Italy in 2005. J'Lo's "Tonight" was a new song then... y'all are like another world. I'm hoping the fact that OJ got off doesn't break your hearts. It'd be an interesting phenomenon to watch.
You also burned a fiero while in Italy in 2005?
As if!
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Not at all. Just laughing because I haven't heard stories like that since 4th grade.
It reminds me of going to Italy in 2005. J'Lo's "Tonight" was a new song then... y'all are like another world. I'm hoping the fact that OJ got off doesn't break your hearts. It'd be an interesting phenomenon to watch.
You also burned a fiero while in Italy in 2005?
As if!
No, by 2005 I was past that point in my life.
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There is a Fiero with a cigar burn in it that says I did.
OMG- I'm dying. I haven't heard of anyone "burning" anyone since freshman year. Are you the kid that went to college and never had a drop to drink before it? Your story screams it.
Highly doubt your story has ever happened, unless you were with your other friends that have never been drunk before and thought it was what you were supposed to do.
Good try, but I see why you have to be "13 and up" to post here. You might be 17, tops.
Yes, I don't drink a lot. Never needed to. I would drink if I lived in Mississippi to forget I lived in such a racist place.
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Gotta laugh. You call MS people racist and then proceed to be the biggest d-bags in America. Cool fan base. Don't get to know anyone without making assumptions... sounds like... ummm..... racist people? Just a thought.
:bball: :combofan: :lynchmob:
"lynch mob boiiiiiiiiiiiiiii" I'm from Kansas, be scared.
Nobody did any of this stuff, but gotta love how pathetic each story is. I HOPE any of you attempts half of what your 4 year old made up in their head. I'd love to hear the end result.
She's just mad cuz she got peed on. My bad.
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Nah, just laughing because everyone's writing out their life's dreams. So sad what little is available in Kansas.
Dream big, guys.
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Since Italy is apparently 5 years behind the US, I'm gonna go there next week & fix what happened to my 401k four years ago.
If it weren't fer tha grate steat of missersiipy I'd a nevur nown that
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Since Italy is apparently 5 years behind the US, I'm gonna go there next week & fix what happened to my 401k four years ago.
If it weren't fer tha grate steat of missersiipy I'd a nevur nown that
Try it. Can't say they'll fix current problems, but if you want to get lost in Backstreet Boys' greatest hits and whatnot, go out in Italy.
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Since Italy is apparently 5 years behind the US, I'm gonna go there next week & fix what happened to my 401k four years ago.
If it weren't fer tha grate steat of missersiipy I'd a nevur nown that
Try it. Can't say they'll fix current problems, but if you want to get lost in Backstreet Boys' greatest hits and whatnot, go out in Italy.
Something in that post was racist but I can't seem to find it yet.
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Since Italy is apparently 5 years behind the US, I'm gonna go there next week & fix what happened to my 401k four years ago.
If it weren't fer tha grate steat of missersiipy I'd a nevur nown that
Try it. Can't say they'll fix current problems, but if you want to get lost in Backstreet Boys' greatest hits and whatnot, go out in Italy.
Something in that post was racist but I can't seem to find it yet.
continually using "boy" as a slur towards african american males.
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Nah, just laughing because everyone's writing out their life's dreams. So sad what little is available in Kansas.
Dream big, guys.
Whatever you say tornado alley. War eagle, whatever that means.
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Since Italy is apparently 5 years behind the US, I'm gonna go there next week & fix what happened to my 401k four years ago.
If it weren't fer tha grate steat of missersiipy I'd a nevur nown that
Try it. Can't say they'll fix current problems, but if you want to get lost in Backstreet Boys' greatest hits and whatnot, go out in Italy.
Something in that post was racist but I can't seem to find it yet.
continually using "boy" as a slur towards african american males.
Except for the fact that "brethren" doesn't mean "boy".
Again, read books and build your vocabulary.
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Nah, just laughing because everyone's writing out their life's dreams. So sad what little is available in Kansas.
Dream big, guys.
Whatever you say tornado alley. War eagle, whatever that means.
HAAAAAAA....... that's Auburn.
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MS posting a lot considering her team is playing Western Kentucky right now.
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Nah, just laughing because everyone's writing out their life's dreams. So sad what little is available in Kansas.
Dream big, guys.
Whatever you say tornado alley. War eagle, whatever that means.
HAAAAAAA....... that's Auburn.
I thought they were TIgers & ya'll were Eagles.
Good lord the south IS truly mumped up
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Since Italy is apparently 5 years behind the US, I'm gonna go there next week & fix what happened to my 401k four years ago.
If it weren't fer tha grate steat of missersiipy I'd a nevur nown that
Try it. Can't say they'll fix current problems, but if you want to get lost in Backstreet Boys' greatest hits and whatnot, go out in Italy.
Something in that post was racist but I can't seem to find it yet.
continually using "boy" as a slur towards african american males.
Except for the fact that "brethren" doesn't mean "boy".
Again, read books and build your vocabulary.
Do you guys still use different water fountains, bathrooms, etc? Disgusting...
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Nah, just laughing because everyone's writing out their life's dreams. So sad what little is available in Kansas.
Dream big, guys.
Whatever you say tornado alley. War eagle, whatever that means.
HAAAAAAA....... that's Auburn.
I thought they were TIgers & ya'll were Eagles.
Good lord the south IS truly mumped up
They're both. Not hard for people to remember SEC teams, as they are usually on top of most sports when you keep up with it. Obviously, none of you do, probably because there is not much reason to get to into it.
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Okay everyone, only post stories that are ACTUALLY true. If you posted a fake one, delete it right now and all is forgiven.
Here's mine: I went up to a SUV with either an Ol' Miss war eagle or an Iowa Buckeye logo on the license plate (not sure which one) and got out my pocketknife and carved EMAW into the back door. It was huge. Then in all the dust on the back window I wrote "wash me". Classic double tap.
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I donated a bunch of expired food to the homeless shelter today with my bro I_HAVE_PURPLEWOOD.
:horrorsurprise: (ftp://:horrorsurprise:) For the record some of it was "best if used by". :curse: (ftp://:curse:)
But anyway I was drinking a beer at a local bar with friends when this Southern Miss guy walks in and heads to the bar(had a southern miss hat on). I slowly walk up to him and tell him I'm a KSU fan and ask if I can by him a beer. He says, "sure, I'll take a shlitz." :lol: :lol: (ftp://:lol: :lol:) Seriously, wtf? :lol: (ftp://:lol:)
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i wish i had a south miss story (oh man, if this was about iowa state i have some zingers!!) but honestly until yesterday i didn't even know about this school, and i keep a pretty keen eye on college sports. :dunno:
i'll def keep an eye out for rebel flags and blatent use of the "n" word from now on tho. i'll update this thread if i find any! :excited:
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Alas, no story that supposedly happened in Kansas is true, because the only reason you would stop in Kansas is if you broke down.
God forbid.
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Alas, no story that supposedly happened in Kansas is true, because the only reason you would stop in Kansas is if you broke down.
God forbid.
Buy a nicer car. Thoughts and prayers
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What is somebody with "soccer" in their name doing on a sports message board anyways?
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What is somebody with "soccer" in their name doing on a sports message board anyways?
Their car broke down?
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Alas, no story that supposedly happened in Kansas is true, because the only reason you would stop in Kansas is if you broke down.
God forbid.
Buy a nicer car. Thoughts and prayers
That's a hypothetical. Meant to be a broad statement so I include everyone, because I don't exclude people because they maybe can't afford something, are a different color, etc. Your assumptions are wrong, but say a lot about you more than likely. Unsurprising.
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What is somebody with "soccer" in their name doing on a sports message board anyways?
Dunno. What about "bigcatbacker".
Are you big? You like to come from behind? I don't know, I don't know!
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Alas, no story that supposedly happened in Kansas is true, because the only reason you would stop in Kansas is if you broke down.
God forbid.
Buy a nicer car. Thoughts and prayers
That's a hypothetical. Meant to be a broad statement so I include everyone, because I don't exclude people because they maybe can't afford something, are a different color, etc. Your assumptions are wrong, but say a lot about you more than likely. Unsurprising.
That was one of the most racist posts in the history of goEMAW.
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What is somebody with "soccer" in their name doing on a sports message board anyways?
Dunno. What about "bigcatbacker".
Are you big? You like to come from behind? I don't know, I don't know!
Holy cow, do I know you???
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What is somebody with "soccer" in their name doing on a sports message board anyways?
Mad cause she can't get the gorilla dung smell out of her cousin/lover's hair. :dunno:
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What is somebody with "soccer" in their name doing on a sports message board anyways?
Mad cause she can't get the gorilla dung smell out of her cousin/lover's hair. :dunno:
Mad because you actually have bloodfarts.
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What is somebody with "soccer" in their name doing on a sports message board anyways?
Mad cause she can't get the gorilla dung smell out of her cousin/lover's hair. :dunno:
Mad because you actually have bloodfarts.
Okay, that was pretty good. :thumbsup:
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Alas, no story that supposedly happened in Kansas is true, because the only reason you would stop in Kansas is if you broke down.
God forbid.
Buy a nicer car. Thoughts and prayers
That's a hypothetical. Meant to be a broad statement so I include everyone, because I don't exclude people because they maybe can't afford something, are a different color, etc. Your assumptions are wrong, but say a lot about you more than likely. Unsurprising.
That was one of the most racist posts in the history of goEMAW.
To someone who can't read past a 3rd grade level, probably. To those that can read and understand what they read... no. It'd be the other way.
You probably think you're being hilarious, but anyone from anywhere else reading this board thinks people from Kansas have a low level of intelligence. Kind of sad.
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Alas, no story that supposedly happened in Kansas is true, because the only reason you would stop in Kansas is if you broke down.
God forbid.
Buy a nicer car. Thoughts and prayers
That's a hypothetical. Meant to be a broad statement so I include everyone, because I don't exclude people because they maybe can't afford something, are a different color, etc. Your assumptions are wrong, but say a lot about you more than likely. Unsurprising.
That was one of the most racist posts in the history of goEMAW.
To someone who can't read past a 3rd grade level, probably. To those that can read and understand what they read... no. It'd be the other way.
You probably think you're being hilarious, but anyone from anywhere else reading this board thinks people from Kansas have a low level of intelligence. Kind of sad.
Diversity, look into it! :)
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Alas, no story that supposedly happened in Kansas is true, because the only reason you would stop in Kansas is if you broke down.
God forbid.
Buy a nicer car. Thoughts and prayers
That's a hypothetical. Meant to be a broad statement so I include everyone, because I don't exclude people because they maybe can't afford something, are a different color, etc. Your assumptions are wrong, but say a lot about you more than likely. Unsurprising.
You remind me of PigAggie fan Marilynn from a few months back.
Know you place and go do some laundry or something you may actually be able to finish. The big dogs on this site may hurt your feelings and force you to call the internet police.
God Bless and Sweet Dreams.
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Alas, no story that supposedly happened in Kansas is true, because the only reason you would stop in Kansas is if you broke down.
God forbid.
Buy a nicer car. Thoughts and prayers
That's a hypothetical. Meant to be a broad statement so I include everyone, because I don't exclude people because they maybe can't afford something, are a different color, etc. Your assumptions are wrong, but say a lot about you more than likely. Unsurprising.
You remind me of PigAggie fan Marilynn from a few months back.
Know you place and go do some laundry or something you may actually be able to finish. The big dogs on this site may hurt your feelings and force you to call the internet police.
God Bless and Sweet Dreams.
I thought women and men were equal at Kansas State? Obviously not. Probably racist too. Most that consistently accuse others of things are usually guilty of it themselves.
Life lessons.
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Alas, no story that supposedly happened in Kansas is true, because the only reason you would stop in Kansas is if you broke down.
God forbid.
Buy a nicer car. Thoughts and prayers
That's a hypothetical. Meant to be a broad statement so I include everyone, because I don't exclude people because they maybe can't afford something, are a different color, etc. Your assumptions are wrong, but say a lot about you more than likely. Unsurprising.
You remind me of PigAggie fan Marilynn from a few months back.
Someone post mssoccer's IP address.
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Yes, please do. I'm in Florida today.
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I thought women and men were equal at Kansas State? Obviously not. Probably racist too. Most that consistently accuse others of things are usually guilty of it themselves.
Life lessons.
Have you ever been in an abusive relationship? I have, but after much praying and loving persuasion we made it through. With your condescending dialogue you may need to reassess how you carry yourself before it's too late. God bless your poor broken soul.
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Yes, please do. I'm in Florida today.
Coke run?
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Alas, no story that supposedly happened in Kansas is true, because the only reason you would stop in Kansas is if you broke down.
God forbid.
Buy a nicer car. Thoughts and prayers
That's a hypothetical. Meant to be a broad statement so I include everyone, because I don't exclude people because they maybe can't afford something, are a different color, etc. Your assumptions are wrong, but say a lot about you more than likely. Unsurprising.
It's a bad hypothetical that proves you aren't smart but I accept dumb people so I accept you! Welcome, my poor friend. Welcome and god bless you for being poor. Not your fault. You are a product of the dumbest state in the union.
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Alas, no story that supposedly happened in Kansas is true, because the only reason you would stop in Kansas is if you broke down.
God forbid.
Buy a nicer car. Thoughts and prayers
That's a hypothetical. Meant to be a broad statement so I include everyone, because I don't exclude people because they maybe can't afford something, are a different color, etc. Your assumptions are wrong, but say a lot about you more than likely. Unsurprising.
It's a bad hypothetical that proves you aren't smart but I accept dumb people so I accept you! Welcome, my poor friend. Welcome and god bless you for being poor. Not your fault. You are a product of the dumbest state in the union.
It's really not. Most would understand it. But, good luck poring over it figuring it out. God speed!
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I embrace all poor people as equals. Welcome my equal friend.
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Yes, please do. I'm in Florida today.
Coke run?
Hope the Fiero doesn't vapor lock.
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What is somebody with "soccer" in their name doing on a sports message board anyways?
Mad cause she can't get the gorilla dung smell out of her cousin/lover's hair. :dunno:
Mad because you actually have bloodfarts.
Why would that make you mad??? :confused:
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I embrace all poor people as equals. Welcome my equal friend.
Watch yourself. Not all poor people can be trusted, take hobos for instance.
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I embrace all poor people as equals. Welcome my equal friend.
Watch yourself. Not all poor people can be trusted, take hobos for instance.
I accept them.
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I'm still trying to figure out what a Monkey Scrotum has to do with soccer
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I am just taking a shot in the dark here. Massive Slit or maybe Mega Slut
Bloodfart over and out :flush:
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Money Shot? Massa Self?
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MasterSlavessoccer.
:sdeek:
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Earlier today I saw an elderly USM fan whose shoe was untied:
"Sir?" I asked. "Your shoe is untied."
"Dear me! I suppose it is." He responded.
"I'd be happy to give you a hand, friend," I said, feigning sincerity.
"Well that would be delightful, son," Said the old southern gentleman.
While steering the conversation towards the incredibly mild weather we've been having lately, I bent down to his shoes. Using my back as a visual shield, I untied his other shoe. Then, while agreeing that yes, I supposed it had been a bit more windy than usual, I tied both laces together.
"All set sir!"
Just after acknowledging my kind gesture with a smile, a look of panic overtook his face. He was losing his balance. Seconds later he was on the ground, writhing in pain. I delivered a kick to his ribs, rolled him over and snagged a Hamilton out of his wallet.
"Courtesy of Houston Nutt," I said with a sly smile, before spitting on the son of a bitch, and continuing my day.
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Earlier today I saw an elderly USM fan whose shoe was untied:
"Sir?" I asked. "Your shoe is untied."
"Dear me! I suppose it is." He responded.
"I'd be happy to give you a hand, friend," I said, feigning sincerity.
"Well that would be delightful, son," Said the old southern gentleman.
While steering the conversation towards the incredibly mild weather we've been having lately, I bent down to his shoes. Using my back as a visual shield, I untied his other shoe. Then, while agreeing that yes, I supposed it had been a bit more windy than usual, I tied both laces together.
"All set sir!"
Just after acknowledging my kind gesture with a smile, a look of panic overtook his face. He was losing his balance. Seconds later he was on the ground, writhing in pain. I delivered a kick to his ribs, rolled him over and snagged his wallet.
"Courtesy of Houston Nutt," I said with a sly smile, before spitting on the son of a bitch, and continuing my day.
:sdeek: How did you do that with one hand dlew?
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MasterSlavessoccer.
:sdeek:
Stonesucker... Stonethrower (at slaves and women, apparently)
Bloodfart.... eh, not a lot you have to do with that one. That's probably how he knows his period started. I'm sure there's an awesome story behind that one.
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Earlier today I saw an elderly USM fan whose shoe was untied:
"Sir?" I asked. "Your shoe is untied."
"Dear me! I suppose it is." He responded.
"I'd be happy to give you a hand, friend," I said, feigning sincerity.
"Well that would be delightful, son," Said the old southern gentleman.
While steering the conversation towards the incredibly mild weather we've been having lately, I bent down to his shoes. Using my back as a visual shield, I untied his other shoe. Then, while agreeing that yes, I supposed it had been a bit more windy than usual, I tied both laces together.
"All set sir!"
Just after acknowledging my kind gesture with a smile, a look of panic overtook his face. He was losing his balance. Seconds later he was on the ground, writhing in pain. I delivered a kick to his ribs, rolled him over and snagged his wallet.
"Courtesy of Houston Nutt," I said with a sly smile, before spitting on the son of a bitch, and continuing my day.
Nice. I hope you kicked that son of a bitch in the hip and broke it.
I will thank God every day I'm not from anywhere that thinks this is appropriate humor.
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:sdeek: How did you do that with one hand dlew?
I'm starting to get pretty adept.
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:sdeek: How did you do that with one hand dlew?
I'm starting to get pretty adept.
I see, a true blessing in disguise
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Alas, no story that supposedly happened in Kansas is true, because the only reason you would stop in Kansas is if you broke down.
God forbid.
Buy a nicer car. Thoughts and prayers
That's a hypothetical. Meant to be a broad statement so I include everyone, because I don't exclude people because they maybe can't afford something, are a different color, etc. Your assumptions are wrong, but say a lot about you more than likely. Unsurprising.
Poor people are always saying this type of stuff
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I was doing some charity work in the Delta the other day. You know non-profit work helping the rural-poor there, that kind of thing. Anyway, we were moving in this combo washer/dryer unit and generator into a rundown shanty-house somewhere in Warren County. We needed the generator because the house didn't have electricity. All of a sudden this toothless lady comes around the corner of the house whistling dixie and smoking a cig with a baby on her hip. I noticed she was wearing an old oversized USM t-shirt riddled with wholes and it really got me fuming. Without hesitation I spat on the ground looked her in the eye, said "southern miss eh?" and chucked that generator through the one good window she had in her house, loaded up the w/d unit into the truck and left.
On the way out of town I noticed a pawn shop so I pawned the w/d unit and bought a whole bunch of eggs from the grocery store, rounded up some neighborhood kids and :lol: as they pelted the racist old hag's shack with egg after egg.
I don't know if she was really a USM fan or not, but it is probably not to be left for chance.
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I Judge'd one today.
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Alas, no story that supposedly happened in Kansas is true, because the only reason you would stop in Kansas is if you broke down.
God forbid.
Buy a nicer car. Thoughts and prayers
That's a hypothetical. Meant to be a broad statement so I include everyone, because I don't exclude people because they maybe can't afford something, are a different color, etc. Your assumptions are wrong, but say a lot about you more than likely. Unsurprising.
Poor people are always saying this type of stuff
Correct. It's been hell on the southern economy since "free labor" was abolished. Luckily some of the more industrious entrepreneurs "learned" themselves how to supplement their moonshine trade with meth.
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Earlier today I saw an elderly USM fan whose shoe was untied:
"Sir?" I asked. "Your shoe is untied."
"Dear me! I suppose it is." He responded.
"I'd be happy to give you a hand, friend," I said, feigning sincerity.
"Well that would be delightful, son," Said the old southern gentleman.
While steering the conversation towards the incredibly mild weather we've been having lately, I bent down to his shoes. Using my back as a visual shield, I untied his other shoe. Then, while agreeing that yes, I supposed it had been a bit more windy than usual, I tied both laces together.
"All set sir!"
Just after acknowledging my kind gesture with a smile, a look of panic overtook his face. He was losing his balance. Seconds later he was on the ground, writhing in pain. I delivered a kick to his ribs, rolled him over and snagged his wallet.
"Courtesy of Houston Nutt," I said with a sly smile, before spitting on the son of a bitch, and continuing my day.
:sdeek: How did you do that with one hand dlew?
oh my, great post and reply.
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A serious question for mssoccer or any other delta resident:
It's been since 2005 since Hurricane Katrina ravaged you region. Why is there still all of those FEMA trailer towns?
I would think in 7 years Helen rough ridin' Keller could have got her crap together, stop feeling sorry for herself and quit sponging off of the tax payers. I, for one, am sick and tired of paying for so many others free pass in life.
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Was cruising down the Embarcadero in my M3 when this bad person riding a cheap bike (looked like a Huffy, couldn't tell because it was so faded) in a southern miss colonels starter jacket just decides he's going to cut across the 'dero at Broadway even though I had the green light. Being an avid weekend cyclist myself, I decide to teach this sonofabitch a lesson by flooring it and giving him a good breezeby. Well, I cut it a little close and clipped him with my passenger side rearview. he of course bit it on the sidewalk and almost got hit by a rickshaw carrying some Italian tourists who laugh and snap some pics as they go by. I pull over and walk over to him. I extend a hand and say, "you OK?" He reaches for my hand, but before he could grab it I say "psych!" and run my fingers trough my hair. I hurry back to the car, and peel out in the Bimmer (Beamers are motorcycles you hillbilly mississippians). I'm pretty sure I kicked up a little gravel in his face on my way out.
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i didn't think i knew a south mississippi graduate but saw on facebook today that my cousin's wife said something about the game. weird family on my mom's side that we don't ever talk to, but they friended all of us on facebook. anyway, i work in IT at a pretty major hospital so i hacked her facebook account and found some questionable messages to a guy and some random "nudes" that she had hidden. her boobs are so weird, lol. anyway, i printed everything off and then i'm going to mail it to my cousin. i mean, they're like chocolate chip cookies or something. jesus.
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A serious question for mssoccer or any other delta resident:
It's been since 2005 since Hurricane Katrina ravaged you region. Why is there still all of those FEMA trailer towns?
I would think in 7 years Helen rough ridin' Keller could have got her crap together, stop feeling sorry for herself and quit sponging off of the tax payers. I, for one, am sick and tired of paying for so many others free pass in life.
Wasn't aware Katrina hit the Delta. That's a new one. Scary when people that vote complain about things they obviously don't know about.
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i didn't think i knew a south mississippi graduate but saw on facebook today that my cousin's wife said something about the game. weird family on my mom's side that we don't ever talk to, but they friended all of us on facebook. anyway, i work in IT at a pretty major hospital so i hacked her facebook account and found some questionable messages to a guy and some random "nudes" that she had hidden. her boobs are so weird, lol. anyway, i printed everything off and then i'm going to mail it to my cousin. i mean, they're like chocolate chip cookies or something. jesus.
Gross. Poor girls have the worst boobs.
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For real. I'm sure you've had plenty to compare them, considering you're on the internet all day.
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A serious question for mssoccer or any other delta resident:
It's been since 2005 since Hurricane Katrina ravaged you region. Why is there still all of those FEMA trailer towns?
I would think in 7 years Helen rough ridin' Keller could have got her crap together, stop feeling sorry for herself and quit sponging off of the tax payers. I, for one, am sick and tired of paying for so many others free pass in life.
Wasn't aware Katrina hit the Delta. That's a new one. Scary when people that vote complain about things they obviously don't know about.
Sorry for not knowing the area very well but that doesn't mean that the FEMA towns aren't still there from Katrina. Just wanting to know why those people can't get off of their lazy asses.
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A serious question for mssoccer or any other delta resident:
It's been since 2005 since Hurricane Katrina ravaged you region. Why is there still all of those FEMA trailer towns?
I would think in 7 years Helen rough ridin' Keller could have got her crap together, stop feeling sorry for herself and quit sponging off of the tax payers. I, for one, am sick and tired of paying for so many others free pass in life.
Wasn't aware Katrina hit the Delta. That's a new one. Scary when people that vote complain about things they obviously don't know about.
Sorry for not knowing the area very well but that doesn't mean that the FEMA towns aren't still there from Katrina. Just wanting to know why those people can't get off of their lazy asses.
You're definitely one of those people that complains but has no idea of what is going on. Awesome... and yet you are the one complaining about wasted tax dollars? Yeah, I'm SURE you're not wasting ANY of it.
Might want to do a LOT more research. But, I'd rather you work, because your research so far has sucked and I'd rather not fund it further.
P.S.- please don't vote.
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You're definitely one of those people that complains but has no idea of what is going on. Awesome... and yet you are the one complaining about wasted tax dollars? Yeah, I'm SURE you're not wasting ANY of it.
Might want to do a LOT more research. But, I'd rather you work, because your research so far has sucked and I'd rather not fund it further.
P.S.- please don't vote.
Poor person post.
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You're definitely one of those people that complains but has no idea of what is going on. Awesome... and yet you are the one complaining about wasted tax dollars? Yeah, I'm SURE you're not wasting ANY of it.
Might want to do a LOT more research. But, I'd rather you work, because your research so far has sucked and I'd rather not fund it further.
P.S.- please don't vote.
Poor person post.
Um, concerned voter post. He's not even right nor does he even know what is happening apparently. But that's been fairly consistent on this board so far.
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uh guys, your vote doesnt count in America
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So I was on my way to an important business meeting at Denny's and took a short cut by the old KFC in MHK.
I noticed it was full of Southern Miss fans. I thought that was amusing until I realized KFC has been closed for about 2 years. Then I wept.
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i didn't think i knew a south mississippi graduate but saw on facebook today that my cousin's wife said something about the game. weird family on my mom's side that we don't ever talk to, but they friended all of us on facebook. anyway, i work in IT at a pretty major hospital so i hacked her facebook account and found some questionable messages to a guy and some random "nudes" that she had hidden. her boobs are so weird, lol. anyway, i printed everything off and then i'm going to mail it to my cousin. i mean, they're like chocolate chip cookies or something. jesus.
Gross. Poor girls have the worst boobs.
yeah. judging by this probably. I decided to just set up a fake fb account and send them to everybody she knows. lol.
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Gotta love KSU fans.
They like to say EMAW.. Which loosely translates to "Every Man is A Woman". Weird bunch of folks up there.
Kansas, where men are women.
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I know this girl from church. Really nice, sweet, wholesome girl. She went to Southern Miss. I'm going to give her number to Fanning.
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I remember the last time USM played a team from Kansas. Our local Wal Marts ran out of toothpaste and shotguns after the game.
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Gotta love KSU fans.
They like to say EMAW.. Which loosely translates to "Every Man is A Woman". Weird bunch of folks up there.
Kansas, where men are women.
Another homophobic post from a racist southerner. Color me shocked.
How's life in the 1940's?
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Gotta love KSU fans.
They like to say EMAW.. Which loosely translates to "Every Man is A Woman". Weird bunch of folks up there.
Kansas, where men are women.
Another homophobic post from a racist southerner. Color me shocked.
How's life in the 1940's?
Oh look, another post from some inbred hick from Kansas that has like 3 fingers. Hang in there sunshine you could be special one day.
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I know this girl from church. Really nice, sweet, wholesome girl. She went to Southern Miss. I'm going to give her number to Fanning.
:excited: ZIPPPPPPPPPPP
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Gotta love KSU fans.
They like to say EMAW.. Which loosely translates to "Every Man is A Woman". Weird bunch of folks up there.
Kansas, where men are women.
Another homophobic post from a racist southerner. Color me shocked.
How's life in the 1940's?
Actually, as I posted in another thread, it was 1965 when they admitted their first two black students.
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Kansas, where men are women.
Nail. On. Head.
Poor SBoy. He's got #whitepeopleproblems
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Gotta love KSU fans.
They like to say EMAW.. Which loosely translates to "Every Man is A Woman". Weird bunch of folks up there.
Kansas, where men are women.
Another homophobic post from a racist southerner. Color me shocked.
How's life in the 1940's?
Actually, as I posted in another thread, it was 1965 when they admitted their first two black students.
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Kansas, where men are women.
Nail. On. Head.
Poor SBoy. He's got #whitepeopleproblems
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Guys, it's a beems sock. God dammit beems. We really believed we had the one S. Miss fan that had access to electricity.
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Guys, it's a beems sock. God dammit beems. We really believed we had the one S. Miss fan that had access to electricity.
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SouthernBoy is on his game today! :surprised:
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Kansas, where men are women.
Nail. On. Head.
Poor SBoy. He's got #whitepeopleproblems
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lol
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So I rollin' through town today, blazin' with my buds.
Stop at the co-op to fill up with some unleaded and wouldn't cha know nooseaggie outta nowhere. He gets out to refuel his black dually dodge and sees me. It's on now!
I walk up to him and say "throw yo mutha fuckin' set to show you know you got respect." He just scratches his head and spits tobbacco juice on my 89' IROC Z-28. Oh man! My best bud punts him in the taint and I threw my empty 40oz colt 45 at his ballz. Blasted his hick mobile with rocks as I sped out of the co-op parkin' lot.
:bball: :gocho:
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So I rollin' through town today, blazin' with my buds.
Stop at the co-op to fill up with some unleaded and wouldn't cha know nooseaggie outta nowhere. He gets out to refuel his black dually dodge and sees me. It's on now!
I walk up to him and say "throw yo mutha fuckin' set to show you know you got respect." He just scratches his head and spits tobbacco juice on my 89' IROC Z-28. Oh man! My best bud punts him in the taint and I threw my empty 40oz colt 45 at his ballz. Blasted his hick mobile with rocks as I sped out of the co-op parkin' lot.
:bball: :gocho:
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My favorite part about Southern Boy is when he responds using pictures.
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My favorite part about Southern Boy is when he responds using pictures.
They say pictures are worth about a thousand words.
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My favorite part about Southern Boy is when he responds using pictures.
They say pictures are worth about a thousand words.
Eh, I'd say your last one was worth about 10.
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My favorite part about Southern Boy is when he responds using pictures.
They say pictures are worth about a thousand words.
Eh, I'd say your last one was worth about 10.
Anymore than that, and his socks have to come off.
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My favorite part about Southern Boy is when he responds using pictures.
They say pictures are worth about a thousand words.
Southern Boy trolling so hard. EMABB!!
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Well there's some good news for you to look forward to. If we win I'll log on Friday for a few minutes and give out shotguns with toe triggers to a few select fans. If we lose, well I won't be back. Unless the football Gods allow us to meet on that field of battle.
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My favorite part about Southern Boy is when he responds using pictures.
They say pictures are worth about a thousand words.
Eh, I'd say your last one was worth about 10.
Anymore than that, and his socks have to come off.
Wow, that's a good comeback for you little guy. So proud to see you put words together and form a good complete thought.
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So I rollin' through town today, blazin' with my buds.
Stop at the co-op to fill up with some unleaded and wouldn't cha know nooseaggie outta nowhere. He gets out to refuel his black dually dodge and sees me. It's on now!
I walk up to him and say "throw yo mutha fuckin' set to show you know you got respect." He just scratches his head and spits tobbacco juice on my 89' IROC Z-28. Oh man! My best bud punts him in the taint and I threw my empty 40oz colt 45 at his ballz. Blasted his hick mobile with rocks as I sped out of the co-op parkin' lot.
:bball: :gocho:
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Yeah I kinda felt bad about it cuz I realized the dude was just an Iowa fan.
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My favorite part about Southern Boy is when he responds using pictures.
They say pictures are worth about a thousand words.
Eh, I'd say your last one was worth about 10.
Anymore than that, and his socks have to come off.
Wow, that's a good comeback for you little guy. So proud to see you put words together and form a good complete thought.
I smurt like U.
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Is it just me or is it painfully obvious when GPC people come over to "troll" and subsequently are the ones being trolled.
I mean they mean well, but have a tough time with the whole concept of bbs'n. :blank:
Maybe 'clams pigaggie posting was the pinnacle of this board, we should have sold it to TP after the cotton bowl.
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My favorite part about Southern Boy is when he responds using pictures.
They say pictures are worth about a thousand words.
Do you know a thousand words?
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keep in mind, noose aggie isn't talking about his wife when he tells you that he's killed a nagger. :opcat:
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Would really like Kornheiser to weigh in on this thread. Since our quest has devolved into posting pics as responses, it might make it easer to communicate. :dunno:
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WAS walking the dog today taking in some beautiful weather and I walked by this house.
:horrorsurprise:
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Kinda WTF.
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WAS walking the dog today taking in some beautiful weather and I walked by this house.
:horrorsurprise:
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Kinda WTF.
Does the caption imply that you shouldn't call someone racist unless they are doing something like that? if so :sdeek:
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Well there's some good news for you to look forward to. If we win I'll log on Friday for a few minutes and give out shotguns with toe triggers to a few select fans. If we lose, well I won't be back. Unless the football Gods allow us to meet on that field of battle.
Football...football!!!! When Snyder finally goes on the O2 tank, KSU will return to the glory days of ofer and 1 win seasons...their assclown attitude for this game has only confirmed they should stick to schtooping goats as it is the number one pastime in the land of oz.
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Well there's some good news for you to look forward to. If we win I'll log on Friday for a few minutes and give out shotguns with toe triggers to a few select fans. If we lose, well I won't be back. Unless the football Gods allow us to meet on that field of battle.
Football...football!!!! When Snyder finally goes on the O2 tank, KSU will return to the glory days of ofer and 1 win seasons...their assclown attitude for this game has only confirmed they should stick to schtooping goats as it is the number one pastime in the land of oz.
what is schtooping goats?
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Well there's some good news for you to look forward to. If we win I'll log on Friday for a few minutes and give out shotguns with toe triggers to a few select fans. If we lose, well I won't be back. Unless the football Gods allow us to meet on that field of battle.
Football...football!!!! When Snyder finally goes on the O2 tank, KSU will return to the glory days of ofer and 1 win seasons...their assclown attitude for this game has only confirmed they should stick to schtooping goats as it is the number one pastime in the land of oz.
what is schtooping goats?
yiddish for focking ya putz...stick with your mid 40 IQ friends and you might not slit your wrists down the road
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yiddish for focking ya putz...stick with your mid 40 IQ friends and you might not slit your wrists down the road
That's disgusting. You should be ashamed of yourself. I hope not every Mississippian is as foul as you seem to be.
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Someone's been watching "Blazing Saddles"
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dayum, you should know we don't watch that here...it's that black sheriff thing....mongo IQ = emaw posters
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dayum, you should know we don't watch that here...it's that black sheriff thing....mongo IQ = emaw posters
I'd rather be Mongo than a racist. Luis Colon was so very Mongo.
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dayum, you should know we don't watch that here...it's that black sheriff thing....mongo IQ = emaw posters
I'd rather be Mongo than a racist. Luis Colon was so very Mongo.
no doubt...you guys did the native americans justice....just the way this board views the south is racist in itself...
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My favorite part about Southern Boy is when he responds using pictures.
They say pictures are worth about a thousand words.
They also say one disgusting racist on your board is worth two in the streets.
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dayum, you should know we don't watch that here...it's that black sheriff thing....mongo IQ = emaw posters
I'd rather be Mongo than a racist. Luis Colon was so very Mongo.
no doubt...you guys did the native americans justice....just the way this board views the south is racist in itself...
LOL, what a racist doofus.
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dayum, you should know we don't watch that here...it's that black sheriff thing....mongo IQ = emaw posters
I'd rather be Mongo than a racist. Luis Colon was so very Mongo.
no doubt...you guys did the native americans justice....just the way this board views the south is racist in itself...
LOL, what a racist doofus.
says the guy that replies to doofus' posts...don't worry, it will all be over soon
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dayum, you should know we don't watch that here...it's that black sheriff thing....mongo IQ = emaw posters
I'd rather be Mongo than a racist. Luis Colon was so very Mongo.
no doubt...you guys did the native americans justice....just the way this board views the south is racist in itself...
LOL, what a racist doofus.
says the guy that replies to doofus' posts...don't worry, it will all be over soon
From the guy that signed up on a KSU board just to find a place to be a racist doofus.
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Wish we could win the coveted C-ock Championship. :)
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Their football team looks tiny and slow.
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This one time, a bunch of Southern Miss fans asked my favorite player where his green card was. Here's the best part; he's American.
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This one time, a bunch of Southern Miss fans asked my favorite player where his green card was. Here's the best part; he's American.
Probably speaks more correct English than they do.
Also: Ran into some So. Miss fans today before the game. I tried to avoid talking to them, but they came up and tried to talk X's and O's with me. After I explained why K-State was superior in most ways to So. Miss, they got all upset and stuff. One saw my name on the Credit Card and decided he'd tell me to stop "eatin' all of our taters, Paddy!" and that I should "Jump on that floatin raft boat you sailed over here on". I figured this anti-Irish sentiment died in the 1860's, but boy was I wrong. Later, I found a burning cross in my yard and a note asking for my green card.