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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: Pete on March 05, 2012, 07:27:20 AM
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Need some clarification on this.
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stick to the bottom half
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Do you have to bury the top half?
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Do you have to bury the top half?
if the mermaid was a viking you have to set it on fire
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Obviously this is way more complicated than what I expected.
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No.
I believe mermaids are actually ugly sea creatures that make the top halves of their body look beautiful. However, that is just a hex/spell. Do not believe you are talking to a beautiful woman with a fish lower body.
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How are you going to eat underwater?
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Well, you catch them, then you eat them. I suspect that you would cook them just like any other fish. The bottom part, that is.
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If Saul is right, then it solves a bunch of problems.
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Pete, that mermaid would eat you in a heartbeat if it got the chance.
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If Saul is right, then it solves a bunch of problems.
Haven't you seen Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire? The Merpeople. They are terrifying creatures.
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i would not eat a mermaid, period. why eat a mermaid when there's so much great regular food out there, like tacos?
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Clams has a point. This is all a bunch of "talk" if mermaids actually taste bad.
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I don't know if eating a mermaid makes you a cannibal, but I guarantee you what catholic cannibals are eating on Fridays.
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Clams has a point. This is all a bunch of "talk" if mermaids actually taste bad.
A lot depends on how you prepare them.
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Pete, call me if you need to talk. Privilege and all that.
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Are you saying you are a merman?
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i would not eat a mermaid, period. why eat a mermaid when there's so much great regular food out there, like tacos?
Hey Claims? ureadybro?
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3 more days.
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Well, to start, I want to make sure everyone knows that I am definitely not a lawyer. However, when reading up on people eating mermaids, I believe past courts were known to issue fines. So technically, not cannabalism as that punishment is usually much more severe. But just so you know what you're getting into, I am not a lawyer and am not too up to date on this. Wouldn't be surprised if Reagan passed something that changed this.
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Need some clarification on this.
crap, I hope not.
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If it is legal to marry, it is not legal to eat. This is what I've learned so far. I will update you as I learn more.
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In all things cannibalism, better to be conservative when a situation is questionable.
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If it is legal to marry, it is not legal to eat. This is what I've learned so far. I will update you as I learn more.
Pffft, I was right. That definitely sounds like some crap Reagan would come up with. YOU CAN'T LEGISLATE YOUR BELIEFS!!!
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Logically, if its not cannibalism, then doing 'stuff' with the mermaid is beastiality.
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No.
I believe mermaids are actually ugly sea creatures that make the top halves of their body look beautiful. However, that is just a hex/spell. Do not believe you are talking to a beautiful woman with a fish lower body.
This. Mermaids are dirty, unclean creatures. It is absolutely not cannibalism to eat a mermaid. It is also absolutely not healthy to eat a mermaid. It's about as safe as cooking and eating a Komodo dragon, per sources.
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I've been told Mermaid can be good, but you have to just cook the hell out of it. And it doesn't hurt to smother it in a sauce. Those two things make me think its not very good though
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What is the general consensus on Centaurs? Seems like a related issue...
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What is the general consensus on Centaurs? Seems like a related issue...
you sick eff
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What is the general consensus on Centaurs? Seems like a related issue...
you sick eff
who is this buttsbuttsbutts guy?
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Grose. A centaur is part human and part horse. Who would eat horse? At least a mermaid is part fish, whose sole purpose in life is to be eaten.
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What is the general consensus on Centaurs? Seems like a related issue...
you sick eff
who is this buttsbuttsbutts guy?
Long time lurker, new poster :ck:
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What is the general consensus on Centaurs? Seems like a related issue...
you sick eff
who is this buttsbuttsbutts guy?
Long time lurker, new poster :ck:
tell us more. are you going to be in the fanning/bloodfart/hellhammer style of posters?
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is the bottom half lent-friendly? are people that hard up now?
ianac
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i would not eat a mermaid, period. why eat a mermaid when there's so much great regular food out there, like tacos?
Hey Claims? ureadybro?
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3 more days.
oh man. with everything that's been going on i forgot about this. yes. i am ready and want to eat some of those.
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OK, loads of "good" ideas in this thread, but in the end, this is a decision I will make after consultation with my loved ones and spiritual leader.
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i would not eat a mermaid, period. why eat a mermaid when there's so much great regular food out there, like tacos?
Hey Claims? ureadybro?
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3 more days.
oh man. with everything that's been going on i forgot about this. yes. i am ready and want to eat some of those.
They are doing a midnight release. . . yeah.
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What is the general consensus on Centaurs? Seems like a related issue...
you sick eff
who is this buttsbuttsbutts guy?
Long time lurker, new poster :ck:
tell us more. are you going to be in the fanning/bloodfart/hellhammer style of posters?
I sincerely hope not
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Need some clarification on this.
Depends on your definition of "eating". For food purposes, after studying the ancient texts, it appears that they need to be prepared on a shingle. Like a carp. This would lead me to believe that common law would allow the species to be used for sustenance. On the other hand, if it's not for food, butts3 is correct and you, sir, are indeed a sick eff. It does beg the question, though, does it taste, "like fish"? :dunno:
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OK, loads of "good" ideas in this thread, but in the end, this is a decision I will make after consultation with my loved ones and spiritual leader.
Fish oil fast
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I'd be worried about all the mercury
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Like anyone in this thread would be able to catch a mermaid :rolleyes:
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No.
I believe mermaids are actually ugly sea creatures that make the top halves of their body look beautiful. However, that is just a hex/spell. Do not believe you are talking to a beautiful woman with a fish lower body.
This. Mermaids are dirty, unclean creatures. It is absolutely not cannibalism to eat a mermaid. It is also absolutely not healthy to eat a mermaid. It's about as safe as cooking and eating a Komodo dragon, per sources.
I use mermaid tail to make sushi, and neither I nor my friends have ever gotten sick from it.
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Grose. A centaur is part human and part horse. Who would eat horse? At least a mermaid is part fish, whose sole purpose in life is to be eaten.
Some Asians and the French eat horse fairly regularly.
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I once unknowingly ate horse meat in Russia.
It was very fatty IIRC
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what type of fish would a mermaid taste the most like? I would guess a swordfish, very muscley. or is a mermaid a full mamal? in that case, dolphin?
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what type of fish would a mermaid taste the most like? I would guess a swordfish, very muscley. or is a mermaid a full mamal? in that case, dolphin?
frog?
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what type of fish would a mermaid taste the most like? I would guess a swordfish, very muscley. or is a mermaid a full mamal? in that case, dolphin?
It's a lot like tuna.
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I once unknowingly ate horse meat in Russia.
It was very fatty IIRC
Horse doesn't seem like it would have much fat at all. Are you sure it wasn't cow meat or something?
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Pete, if you decide to eat this mermaid, let us know how you are preparing it. Maybe then we should move this to the 'Clam's Cooking Board
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What is the general consensus on Centaurs? Seems like a related issue...
you sick eff
who is this buttsbuttsbutts guy?
Long time lurker, new poster :ck:
tell us more. are you going to be in the fanning/bloodfart/hellhammer style of posters?
I sincerely hope not
:peek:
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I once unknowingly ate horse meat in Russia.
It was very fatty IIRC
Horse doesn't seem like it would have much fat at all. Are you sure it wasn't cow meat or something?
Maybe "stringy" is more the word I was looking for.