Author Topic: Is it cannibalism to eat a mermaid? (Read 7653 times)

ChiComCat · « **Reply #25 on:** March 05, 2012, 09:53:58 AM »

I've been told Mermaid can be good, but you have to just cook the hell out of it. And it doesn't hurt to smother it in a sauce. Those two things make me think its not very good though

8manpick · « **Reply #26 on:** March 05, 2012, 10:00:33 AM »

What is the general consensus on Centaurs? Seems like a related issue...

buttsbuttsbutts · « **Reply #27 on:** March 05, 2012, 10:04:05 AM »

Quote from: 8manpick on March 05, 2012, 10:00:33 AM

What is the general consensus on Centaurs? Seems like a related issue...

you sick eff

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #28 on:** March 05, 2012, 10:06:38 AM »

Quote from: buttsbuttsbutts on March 05, 2012, 10:04:05 AM

Quote from: 8manpick on March 05, 2012, 10:00:33 AM
What is the general consensus on Centaurs? Seems like a related issue...
you sick eff

who is this buttsbuttsbutts guy?

jc_jax · « **Reply #29 on:** March 05, 2012, 10:11:12 AM »

Grose. A centaur is part human and part horse. Who would eat horse? At least a mermaid is part fish, whose sole purpose in life is to be eaten.

buttsbuttsbutts · « **Reply #30 on:** March 05, 2012, 10:15:11 AM »

Quote from: CartierFor3 on March 05, 2012, 10:06:38 AM

Quote from: buttsbuttsbutts on March 05, 2012, 10:04:05 AM
Quote from: 8manpick on March 05, 2012, 10:00:33 AM
What is the general consensus on Centaurs? Seems like a related issue...
you sick eff

who is this buttsbuttsbutts guy?

Long time lurker, new poster

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #31 on:** March 05, 2012, 10:16:32 AM »

Quote from: buttsbuttsbutts on March 05, 2012, 10:15:11 AM

Quote from: CartierFor3 on March 05, 2012, 10:06:38 AM
Quote from: buttsbuttsbutts on March 05, 2012, 10:04:05 AM
Quote from: 8manpick on March 05, 2012, 10:00:33 AM
What is the general consensus on Centaurs? Seems like a related issue...
you sick eff

who is this buttsbuttsbutts guy?
Long time lurker, new poster

tell us more. are you going to be in the fanning/bloodfart/hellhammer style of posters?

Tobias · « **Reply #32 on:** March 05, 2012, 10:17:43 AM »

is the bottom half lent-friendly? are people that hard up now?

ianac

pissclams · « **Reply #33 on:** March 05, 2012, 10:17:59 AM »

Quote from: kitten_mittons on March 05, 2012, 09:10:20 AM

Quote from: pissclams on March 05, 2012, 08:15:52 AM
i would not eat a mermaid, period. why eat a mermaid when there's so much great regular food out there, like tacos?
Hey Claims? ureadybro?

3 more days.

oh man. with everything that's been going on i forgot about this. yes. i am ready and want to eat some of those.

Pete · « **Reply #34 on:** March 05, 2012, 10:48:01 AM »

OK, loads of "good" ideas in this thread, but in the end, this is a decision I will make after consultation with my loved ones and spiritual leader.

kitten_mittons · « **Reply #35 on:** March 05, 2012, 10:51:41 AM »

Quote from: pissclams on March 05, 2012, 10:17:59 AM

Quote from: kitten_mittons on March 05, 2012, 09:10:20 AM
Quote from: pissclams on March 05, 2012, 08:15:52 AM
i would not eat a mermaid, period. why eat a mermaid when there's so much great regular food out there, like tacos?
Hey Claims? ureadybro?

3 more days.

oh man. with everything that's been going on i forgot about this. yes. i am ready and want to eat some of those.

They are doing a midnight release. . . yeah.

buttsbuttsbutts · « **Reply #36 on:** March 05, 2012, 11:04:18 AM »

Quote from: CartierFor3 on March 05, 2012, 10:16:32 AM

Quote from: buttsbuttsbutts on March 05, 2012, 10:15:11 AM
Quote from: CartierFor3 on March 05, 2012, 10:06:38 AM
Quote from: buttsbuttsbutts on March 05, 2012, 10:04:05 AM
Quote from: 8manpick on March 05, 2012, 10:00:33 AM
What is the general consensus on Centaurs? Seems like a related issue...
you sick eff

who is this buttsbuttsbutts guy?
Long time lurker, new poster

tell us more. are you going to be in the fanning/bloodfart/hellhammer style of posters?

I sincerely hope not

TBL · « **Reply #37 on:** March 05, 2012, 11:13:26 AM »

Quote from: Pete on March 05, 2012, 07:27:20 AM

Need some clarification on this.

Depends on your definition of "eating". For food purposes, after studying the ancient texts, it appears that they need to be prepared on a shingle. Like a carp. This would lead me to believe that common law would allow the species to be used for sustenance. On the other hand, if it's not for food, butts3 is correct and you, sir, are indeed a sick eff. It does beg the question, though, does it taste, "like fish"?

felix rex · « **Reply #38 on:** March 05, 2012, 11:17:47 AM »

Quote from: Pete on March 05, 2012, 10:48:01 AM

OK, loads of "good" ideas in this thread, but in the end, this is a decision I will make after consultation with my loved ones and spiritual leader.

Fish oil fast

DQ12 · « **Reply #39 on:** March 05, 2012, 11:24:20 AM »

I'd be worried about all the mercury

FP TC etc. · « **Reply #40 on:** March 05, 2012, 11:48:30 AM »

Like anyone in this thread would be able to catch a mermaid

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #41 on:** March 05, 2012, 12:08:17 PM »

Quote from: buttsbuttsbutts on March 05, 2012, 09:51:41 AM

Quote from: Saulbadguy on March 05, 2012, 07:41:54 AM
No.

I believe mermaids are actually ugly sea creatures that make the top halves of their body look beautiful. However, that is just a hex/spell. Do not believe you are talking to a beautiful woman with a fish lower body.

This. Mermaids are dirty, unclean creatures. It is absolutely not cannibalism to eat a mermaid. It is also absolutely not healthy to eat a mermaid. It's about as safe as cooking and eating a Komodo dragon, per sources.

I use mermaid tail to make sushi, and neither I nor my friends have ever gotten sick from it.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #42 on:** March 05, 2012, 12:09:14 PM »

Quote from: jc_jax on March 05, 2012, 10:11:12 AM

Grose. A centaur is part human and part horse. Who would eat horse? At least a mermaid is part fish, whose sole purpose in life is to be eaten.

Some Asians and the French eat horse fairly regularly.

FP TC etc. · « **Reply #43 on:** March 05, 2012, 12:23:17 PM »

I once unknowingly ate horse meat in Russia.

It was very fatty IIRC

Cire · « **Reply #44 on:** March 05, 2012, 12:31:03 PM »

what type of fish would a mermaid taste the most like? I would guess a swordfish, very muscley. or is a mermaid a full mamal? in that case, dolphin?

felix rex · « **Reply #45 on:** March 05, 2012, 12:33:48 PM »

Quote from: Cire on March 05, 2012, 12:31:03 PM

what type of fish would a mermaid taste the most like? I would guess a swordfish, very muscley. or is a mermaid a full mamal? in that case, dolphin?

frog?

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #46 on:** March 05, 2012, 12:34:16 PM »

Quote from: Cire on March 05, 2012, 12:31:03 PM

what type of fish would a mermaid taste the most like? I would guess a swordfish, very muscley. or is a mermaid a full mamal? in that case, dolphin?

It's a lot like tuna.

_33 · « **Reply #47 on:** March 05, 2012, 12:41:58 PM »

Quote from: FP TC etc. on March 05, 2012, 12:23:17 PM

I once unknowingly ate horse meat in Russia.

It was very fatty IIRC

Horse doesn't seem like it would have much fat at all. Are you sure it wasn't cow meat or something?

ChiComCat · « **Reply #48 on:** March 05, 2012, 01:04:28 PM »

Pete, if you decide to eat this mermaid, let us know how you are preparing it. Maybe then we should move this to the 'Clam's Cooking Board

Bloodfart · « **Reply #49 on:** March 05, 2012, 01:40:19 PM »

Quote from: buttsbuttsbutts on March 05, 2012, 11:04:18 AM

Quote from: CartierFor3 on March 05, 2012, 10:16:32 AM
Quote from: buttsbuttsbutts on March 05, 2012, 10:15:11 AM
Quote from: CartierFor3 on March 05, 2012, 10:06:38 AM
Quote from: buttsbuttsbutts on March 05, 2012, 10:04:05 AM
Quote from: 8manpick on March 05, 2012, 10:00:33 AM
What is the general consensus on Centaurs? Seems like a related issue...
you sick eff

who is this buttsbuttsbutts guy?
Long time lurker, new poster

tell us more. are you going to be in the fanning/bloodfart/hellhammer style of posters?

I sincerely hope not