Author Topic: Is it cannibalism to eat a mermaid? (Read 7674 times)

Pete · « **on:** March 05, 2012, 07:27:20 AM »

Need some clarification on this.

steve dave · « **Reply #1 on:** March 05, 2012, 07:30:04 AM »

stick to the bottom half

Pete · « **Reply #2 on:** March 05, 2012, 07:33:51 AM »

Do you have to bury the top half?

steve dave · « **Reply #3 on:** March 05, 2012, 07:34:49 AM »

Quote from: Pete on March 05, 2012, 07:33:51 AM

Do you have to bury the top half?

if the mermaid was a viking you have to set it on fire

Pete · « **Reply #4 on:** March 05, 2012, 07:41:41 AM »

Obviously this is way more complicated than what I expected.

Saulbadguy · « **Reply #5 on:** March 05, 2012, 07:41:54 AM »

No.

I believe mermaids are actually ugly sea creatures that make the top halves of their body look beautiful. However, that is just a hex/spell. Do not believe you are talking to a beautiful woman with a fish lower body.

Trim · « **Reply #6 on:** March 05, 2012, 07:43:11 AM »

How are you going to eat underwater?

Pete · « **Reply #7 on:** March 05, 2012, 07:47:37 AM »

Well, you catch them, then you eat them. I suspect that you would cook them just like any other fish. The bottom part, that is.

Pete · « **Reply #8 on:** March 05, 2012, 07:48:49 AM »

If Saul is right, then it solves a bunch of problems.

felix rex · « **Reply #9 on:** March 05, 2012, 07:51:15 AM »

Pete, that mermaid would eat you in a heartbeat if it got the chance.

Saulbadguy · « **Reply #10 on:** March 05, 2012, 07:53:00 AM »

Quote from: Pete on March 05, 2012, 07:48:49 AM

If Saul is right, then it solves a bunch of problems.

Haven't you seen Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire? The Merpeople. They are terrifying creatures.

pissclams · « **Reply #11 on:** March 05, 2012, 08:15:52 AM »

i would not eat a mermaid, period. why eat a mermaid when there's so much great regular food out there, like tacos?

Pete · « **Reply #12 on:** March 05, 2012, 08:17:07 AM »

Clams has a point. This is all a bunch of "talk" if mermaids actually taste bad.

jmlynch1 · « **Reply #13 on:** March 05, 2012, 08:56:19 AM »

I don't know if eating a mermaid makes you a cannibal, but I guarantee you what catholic cannibals are eating on Fridays.

_33 · « **Reply #14 on:** March 05, 2012, 09:08:36 AM »

Quote from: Pete on March 05, 2012, 08:17:07 AM

Clams has a point. This is all a bunch of "talk" if mermaids actually taste bad.

A lot depends on how you prepare them.

Trim · « **Reply #15 on:** March 05, 2012, 09:09:07 AM »

Pete, call me if you need to talk. Privilege and all that.

jc_jax · « **Reply #16 on:** March 05, 2012, 09:09:26 AM »

Are you saying you are a merman?

kitten_mittons · « **Reply #17 on:** March 05, 2012, 09:10:20 AM »

Quote from: pissclams on March 05, 2012, 08:15:52 AM

i would not eat a mermaid, period. why eat a mermaid when there's so much great regular food out there, like tacos?

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ChiComCat · « **Reply #18 on:** March 05, 2012, 09:27:12 AM »

Well, to start, I want to make sure everyone knows that I am definitely not a lawyer. However, when reading up on people eating mermaids, I believe past courts were known to issue fines. So technically, not cannabalism as that punishment is usually much more severe. But just so you know what you're getting into, I am not a lawyer and am not too up to date on this. Wouldn't be surprised if Reagan passed something that changed this.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #19 on:** March 05, 2012, 09:28:33 AM »

Quote from: Pete on March 05, 2012, 07:27:20 AM

Need some clarification on this.

crap, I hope not.

bubbles4ksu · « **Reply #20 on:** March 05, 2012, 09:40:03 AM »

If it is legal to marry, it is not legal to eat. This is what I've learned so far. I will update you as I learn more.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #21 on:** March 05, 2012, 09:47:36 AM »

In all things cannibalism, better to be conservative when a situation is questionable.

ChiComCat · « **Reply #22 on:** March 05, 2012, 09:48:27 AM »

Quote from: Ging on March 05, 2012, 09:40:03 AM

If it is legal to marry, it is not legal to eat. This is what I've learned so far. I will update you as I learn more.

Pffft, I was right. That definitely sounds like some crap Reagan would come up with. YOU CAN'T LEGISLATE YOUR BELIEFS!!!

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #23 on:** March 05, 2012, 09:50:05 AM »

Logically, if its not cannibalism, then doing 'stuff' with the mermaid is beastiality.

buttsbuttsbutts · « **Reply #24 on:** March 05, 2012, 09:51:41 AM »

Quote from: Saulbadguy on March 05, 2012, 07:41:54 AM

No.

I believe mermaids are actually ugly sea creatures that make the top halves of their body look beautiful. However, that is just a hex/spell. Do not believe you are talking to a beautiful woman with a fish lower body.

This. Mermaids are dirty, unclean creatures. It is absolutely not cannibalism to eat a mermaid. It is also absolutely not healthy to eat a mermaid. It's about as safe as cooking and eating a Komodo dragon, per sources.