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Title: NEW AWESOME THING WE ARE GOING TO START ON WWW.goEMAW.COM
Post by: Pete on November 14, 2011, 12:17:07 AM
Guys,

I saw this on another website, and it seems to be really popular (really catching fire, probably the next "fear the beard" type thing) and I'd like for us to start doing it on this site.

When you reach a certain number of posts, you need to announce that you have reached that certain number of posts, and then you need to say something particularly unflattering about another sports team and/or school!

I haven't been able to ascertain what the precise rules are on the "certain number," so let's just work under the assumption that if that number is important to you, it's important to every other poster as well.  OK?
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Post by: Pete on November 14, 2011, 12:19:43 AM
AND WITH MY 6678th post I want to say that the Shawnee Heights High School police athletic league basketball team from 1992 SUCKS!!!!!!!!
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Post by: Stevesie60 on November 14, 2011, 08:06:35 AM
So is 6678 the magic post number?
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Post by: CNS on November 14, 2011, 08:17:00 AM
So confusing. Can someone pls establish a form letter/post with the blanks in the appropriate places with directions in (), like Madlibs, so this doesn't get screwed up?
Gotta put on a good face for the rest if the interwebs and all we need is to have a few of these flubbed.

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Post by: 0.42 on November 14, 2011, 09:51:29 AM
FOR MY 1922th POST I WOULD LIKE TO ADD THAT JACK C. HAYS HIGH SCHOOL IS A BUNCH OF CONFEDERATE FLAG-WAVING HICK RACISTS WHOSE STUDENTS WILL NEVER RISE ABOVE THE LEVEL OF A MANAGER AT BURGER KING ON THE CORPORATE LADDER
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Post by: CNS on November 14, 2011, 11:13:33 AM
Guys,

I saw this on another website, and it seems to be really popular (really catching fire, probably the next "fear the beard" type thing) and I'd like for us to start doing it on this site.

When you reach a certain number of posts, you need to announce that you have reached that certain number of posts, and then you need to say something particularly unflattering about another sports team and/or school!

I haven't been able to ascertain what the precise rules are on the "certain number," so let's just work under the assumption that if that number is important to you, it's important to every other poster as well.  OK?

Can we use such milestones to call out other posters?
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Post by: Pete on November 14, 2011, 11:53:23 AM
Pretty strict rules on this, you have to call out another sports program when you hit your milestone post count.  It's up to you to determine your special milestone number.

Not sure if you can call out another poster.  I'll defer to Rick on this (his rules, not mine).
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Post by: Mikeyis4dcats on November 14, 2011, 12:29:07 PM
AND WITH MY 6678th post I want to say that the Shawnee Heights High School police athletic league basketball team from 1992 SUCKS!!!!!!!!
LOL...I have a buddy who was likely on that team.
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Post by: I_have_purplewood on November 14, 2011, 12:30:16 PM
You think that it's just a coincidence that I saw this thread on what happens to be my 900th post?  :eek: (ftp://:eek:)  but seriously, do i get an extra jar or something under my name now or something or is that 1000 posts?   :katpak: (ftp://:katpak:)
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Post by: Pete on November 14, 2011, 01:02:24 PM
AND WITH MY 6678th post I want to say that the Shawnee Heights High School police athletic league basketball team from 1992 SUCKS!!!!!!!!
LOL...I have a buddy who was likely on that team.

Another infrequent poster on this board, therealgooch, was on that team as well.  He knows that they were cheaters!
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Post by: Pete on November 14, 2011, 01:03:49 PM
You think that it's just a coincidence that I saw this thread on what happens to be my 900th post?  :eek: (ftp://:eek:)  but seriously, do i get an extra jar or something under my name now or something or is that 1000 posts?   :katpak: (ftp://:katpak:)


I have no idea how that works.  You need to PM Steve Dave, he handles all the technical stuff.
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Post by: sys on November 15, 2011, 12:38:16 AM
for my 7490th post, i want to say that the penn state football team rapes small children, although it may be generally prevalent among other football programs too.
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Post by: puniraptor on November 15, 2011, 01:55:15 PM
For my 412th post I would like to share my feelings that the show American Chopper is terrible. Is that how it works?
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Post by: CNS on November 15, 2011, 03:02:59 PM
For my 412th post I would like to share my feelings that the show American Chopper is terrible. Is that how it works?

God damn it.

I told you guys there needs to be more explanation. 
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Post by: AbeFroman on November 15, 2011, 03:48:44 PM
For post number 2326, I would like to say eff that soccer team I played against in 7th grade that was loaded with japanese kids that I'm pretty sure were in 9th grade.
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Post by: The1BigWillie on November 15, 2011, 09:01:20 PM
AND WITH MY 6678th post I want to say that the Shawnee Heights High School police athletic league basketball team from 1992 SUCKS!!!!!!!!

eff you Pete!!  Brad Parscale and I probably kicked your ass!
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Post by: HeinBallz on November 15, 2011, 09:33:10 PM
for my 7490th post, i want to say that the penn state football team rapes small children, although it may be generally prevalent among other football programs too.
:lol:
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Post by: HeinBallz on November 15, 2011, 09:34:04 PM
oops..  I mean, with my 1193 post I'd like to  :lol: at sys
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Post by: OK_Cat on November 16, 2011, 10:14:58 AM
for my 5577th post, i'd like to call out Susie Johnson from the 6th grade.  I bought you ice cream at dairy queen and expected to get to touch your ever-developing breasts in the parking lot before my mom came to pick us up.  You rough ridin' suck!  I hope you have a fat belly and a husband who works on cars now.
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Post by: ew2x4 on November 16, 2011, 11:29:35 AM
Checking to see how many posts I have...
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Post by: ew2x4 on November 16, 2011, 11:37:47 AM
FOR POST 2738, SCREW THE WYOMING COWBOYS BASEBALL TEAM!!!!
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Post by: ew2x4 on November 16, 2011, 11:38:05 AM
Wait, did I do this right? Dammit...
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Post by: Poster formerly known as jthutch on November 17, 2011, 03:54:08 PM
FOR POST 2738, SCREW THE WYOMING COWBOYS BASEBALL TEAM!!!!
You sound like a slut!
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Post by: 8manpick on December 14, 2011, 12:33:12 PM
for my 777th post I want to say that I liked this thread and want to bring it back and I am getting tired of the pigaggies ruining the football board but mostly that I'm excited for bball posting to get good once big xii play starts and I am also looking forward to combo fanning season starting in april and ive had way too much caffeine over the past few weeks to keep up with school
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Post by: Panjandrum on December 15, 2011, 12:45:09 AM
AND WITH MY 6678th post I want to say that the Shawnee Heights High School police athletic league basketball team from 1992 SUCKS!!!!!!!!

I swear to God, if you were going to talk crap on the 1998 Shawnee Heights High School PAL team, we were going to have words.

Words, Pete.  Words.
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Post by: chunkles on August 10, 2012, 02:10:53 AM
AND WITH MY 1,000TH POST I want to say that the Augusta High baseball team from some year awhile back was full of O'Doile-Rulz-looking stupids. I hoped back then that those yellow-toothed smiles you enjoyed in that victory over us were your last before accepting your fate of a life full of sadness and constant meth use.
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Post by: Katpappy on August 10, 2012, 07:36:40 AM
AND WITH MY 1,000TH POST I want to say that the Augusta High baseball team from some year awhile back was full of O'Doile-Rulz-looking stupids. I hoped back then that those yellow-toothed smiles you enjoyed in that victory over us were your last before accepting your fate of a life full of sadness and constant meth use.
That's the way it's played, Chunkles.  :thumbs:
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Post by: Katpappy on August 10, 2012, 07:47:05 AM
Oops, I meant to say for my 1001 post "eff you St Joseph High you sack wearing hacks."  We'll aways fly a gunnie sack every time we play you in football.

Also.  That's the way it's played, Chunkles.   :thumbs:
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Post by: HeinBallz on August 10, 2012, 12:57:01 PM
AND WITH MY 1,000TH POST I want to say that the Augusta High baseball team from some year awhile back was full of O'Doile-Rulz-looking stupids. I hoped back then that those yellow-toothed smiles you enjoyed in that victory over us were your last before accepting your fate of a life full of sadness and constant meth use.

You lost to Augusta...   pfft.   where'd you go to school?

Title: NEW AWESOME THING WE ARE GOING TO START ON WWW.goEMAW.COM
Post by: Pete on August 11, 2012, 04:39:43 PM
This never took off like I had hoped.
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Post by: 0.42 on August 11, 2012, 04:43:38 PM
For my 3,000th post I'd like to announce that the University of Texas at San Antonio is being renamed to Bitchmade University :dance:
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Post by: ChiComCat on August 11, 2012, 04:46:51 PM
Its never too late Pete

With my 4755th post, I want to say the 2010 Great Bend 8th grade girls basketball team is full of idiots.
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Post by: SwiftCat on August 11, 2012, 06:51:36 PM
Posting to see how many posts I have.
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Post by: SwiftCat on August 11, 2012, 06:52:42 PM
For my 2235th post I would like to say happy 2012 meteor shower everyone!
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Post by: PoetWarrior on August 11, 2012, 06:59:55 PM
With my 316th post, I'd like to say I love everyone, because I should.
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Post by: Katpappy on August 11, 2012, 11:23:43 PM
With my 316th post, I'd like to say I love everyone, because I should.
:blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: knew you loved me.  :opcat: :crossfingers: :thumbsup:
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Post by: slobber on August 12, 2012, 08:51:18 AM
With my 316th post, I'd like to say I love everyone, because I should.
3:16  :cheers:
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Post by: highway61 on August 12, 2012, 10:50:28 PM
For my post #61, I would like to say that whatever team that air bud was playing basketball against sucked.
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Post by: Winters on August 17, 2012, 05:45:30 PM
For my 9500th post I'd like to say that Drew Brees and Joe Tiller still suck and I still hate them both very much.
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Post by: wabash909 on August 18, 2012, 06:47:16 AM
Good thread, Pete.  I'll probably say something really mean about squawks or beakers, but that's just me.

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Post by: SuperG on August 19, 2012, 01:13:45 AM
For my 843rd post I'd like to say that the 1996 Salina Central Football team got their asses handed to them in the last game off the season even though they won because of a mystery holding call on the last play of the game that went for the game winning touchdown. Also, to the RB from the same team who went to KU and never played: I could have shredded your knee at the bottom of that pile but I didn't so you should say thank you.


TapiPhone
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Post by: Tobias on August 19, 2012, 01:21:21 AM
thanks for keeping it weird super g  :thumbs:
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Post by: 8manpick on September 27, 2012, 10:37:26 AM
for my 3004th post I'd like to say that I just noticed my extra jar of queso and that I'm now a Pak'r Élitaire  :excited:
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Post by: hemmy on September 27, 2012, 10:49:45 AM
For my 843rd post I'd like to say that the 1996 Salina Central Football team got their asses handed to them in the last game off the season even though they won because of a mystery holding call on the last play of the game that went for the game winning touchdown. Also, to the RB from the same team who went to KU and never played: I could have shredded your knee at the bottom of that pile but I didn't so you should say thank you.


TapiPhone

5th grade hemmy was likely in the stands for that game.
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Post by: DQ12 on September 27, 2012, 12:06:05 PM
for my 3004th post I'd like to say that I just noticed my extra jar of queso and that I'm now a Pak'r Élitaire  :excited:
I miss "cubs"
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Post by: Ghost of Stan Parrish on March 22, 2013, 02:26:27 PM
For my 1253rd post, I'd like to say Boise State and Wisconsin were sub-par at advancing.
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Post by: star seed 7 on March 23, 2013, 01:12:46 AM
For my 843rd post I'd like to say that the 1996 Salina Central Football team got their asses handed to them in the last game off the season even though they won because of a mystery holding call on the last play of the game that went for the game winning touchdown. Also, to the RB from the same team who went to KU and never played: I could have shredded your knee at the bottom of that pile but I didn't so you should say thank you.


TapiPhone

Viking outed  :peek: