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TITLETOWN - A Decade Long Celebration Of The Greatest Achievement In College Athletics History => Kansas State Football => Topic started by: steve dave on June 28, 2011, 12:11:51 PM
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if/when they remove the track, they could plant wheat where the track had been, all around the stands, kind of like UGA's hedges but with a Kansas twist. It would be very distinctive and complement our chant nicely.
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How would that compliment "rip his rough ridin' head off"?
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Wheat planting season is September/October. That would be fitting for ku to have a tractor rolling around the track planting wheat during the game I guess.
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omg
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From my observations of wheat farming, at no point in time did I see chalk or rocks or birds involved in the process.
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god damnit guys, wgaf
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Wheat planting season is September/October. That would be fitting for ku to have a tractor rolling around the track planting wheat during the game I guess.
Reap the hayseeds they sow.
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Wheat planting season is September/October. That would be fitting for ku to have a tractor rolling around the track planting wheat during the game I guess.
It would just be dirt until March.
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Wheat planting season is September/October. That would be fitting for ku to have a tractor rolling around the track planting wheat during the game I guess.
It would just be dirt until March.
I think that's the point.
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Would they no-till and keep the stubble through the season or just till it all under? I think the stubble could be amazing.
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god damnit guys, wgaf
how did you think this thread was going to go?
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Would they no-till and keep the stubble through the season or just till it all under? I think the stubble could be amazing.
Would they use K-State seeds or go private?
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They could then cut and bale the straw. BOOM!....extra premium seating. :kstategrad:
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Would they no-till and keep the stubble through the season or just till it all under? I think the stubble could be amazing.
Well, if they no-till (which I would recommend), they could double-crop milo into the wheat stubble, and it would be maturing during football season and look absolutely amazing. :love:
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They could then cut and bale the straw. BOOM!....extra premium seating. :kstategrad:
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seems like a logical extension of the Touchdown Club or whatever. Maybe they can call it "Jordan's Spittoon" or something.
Or they can just line the gate the team uses to enter the stadium with mobile homes and call it "Tornado Alley".
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welp..... :flush:
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They could then cut and bale the straw. BOOM!....extra premium seating. :kstategrad:
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Lew would not let a revenue opportunity like that pass by, less his cut, of course. He'd probably want to harvest any viable crops and margin that as well. Effing genius, that Lew.
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Ain't no wheats!!!
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Would they no-till and keep the stubble through the season or just till it all under? I think the stubble could be amazing.
Stubble might keep the snow from drifting onto the field also. They could also wait until the Sunflower Showdown to burn it off.
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Don't they wave the wheat when they win? What does that have to do with sqwawk football?
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Don't they wave the wheat when they win? What does that have to do with sqwawk football?
it has to do with how big of hicks they are
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hicks, hypocrites, etc.
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wow.
Makes our 'tucks demanding a limestone wall around our field look like a reasonable, thoughtout, good idea.
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Would they no-till and keep the stubble through the season or just till it all under? I think the stubble could be amazing.
Stubble might keep the snow from drifting onto the field also. They could also wait until the Sunflower Showdown to burn it off.
Christ, that would be insane.
Maybe if we win, we get to turn a herd of meatgoat loose in the wheat and wreck that.
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Wreck while burning? Could be the start of the internal combustion meatgoat.
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Wreck while burning? Could be the start of the internal combustion meatgoat.
I thought the point of this thread is to discuss total redneck brainstorming on how to spruce up the dump in Lawrencetucky, not to blast holes in various hickbilly ideas.
Was I wrong? sd?
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suicide bomber meatgoat :drool:
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Wreck while burning? Could be the start of the internal combustion meatgoat.
I thought the point of this thread is to discuss total redneck brainstorming on how to spruce up the dump in Lawrencetucky, not to blast holes in various hickbilly ideas.
Was I wrong? sd?
Scare Crows for empty seats.
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Wreck while burning? Could be the start of the internal combustion meatgoat.
I thought the point of this thread is to discuss total redneck brainstorming on how to spruce up the dump in Lawrencetucky, not to blast holes in various hickbilly ideas.
Was I wrong? sd?
Scare Crows for empty seats.
Each vinyl recliner on the bleachers get shiny spitoon for $49/season.
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Our meatgoats drink your milkshake. They drink it up!
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Wreck while burning? Could be the start of the internal combustion meatgoat.
I thought the point of this thread is to discuss total redneck brainstorming on how to spruce up the dump in Lawrencetucky, not to blast holes in various hickbilly ideas.
Was I wrong? sd?
Scare Crows for empty seats.
Each vinyl recliner on the bleachers get shiny spitoon for $49/season.
Spittoon necklaces(old natty light can with top ripped off mounted to lanyard) with Baby Jay glued to the front. $15 at souvenir shop.
No matter how much you chew, a spittoon is never far away.
Prob wouldn't move much due to the amt of swallowing that goes on there.
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They try so hard, but I don't think their hick school even has one national championship in crop judging.
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They try so hard, but I don't think their hick school even has one national championship in crop judging.
Don't even ask about shooting sports. :blindfold:
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just use sorghum. they won't know the difference. pffft.
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Wreck while burning? Could be the start of the internal combustion meatgoat.
I thought the point of this thread is to discuss total redneck brainstorming on how to spruce up the dump in Lawrencetucky, not to blast holes in various hickbilly ideas.
Was I wrong? sd?
Scare Crows for empty seats.
I like this idea. Instead of renewing their season tickets, their fans could have the option to pay $10 to have a scarecrow placed in their seat for the entire season. Having a stadium 2/3 full of scarecrows would be pretty intimidating IMO. :ohno:
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Wreck while burning? Could be the start of the internal combustion meatgoat.
I thought the point of this thread is to discuss total redneck brainstorming on how to spruce up the dump in Lawrencetucky, not to blast holes in various hickbilly ideas.
Was I wrong? sd?
Scare Crows for empty seats.
I like this idea. Instead of renewing their season tickets, their fans could have the option to pay $10 to have a scarecrow placed in their seat for the entire season. Having a stadium 2/3 full of scarecrows would be pretty intimidating IMO. :ohno:
The silence would be deafening. You hear that, kids? That's the sounds of the scarecrows at harvest time. That reminds me...we need shrieking eels for the lazy river of doom.
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Couldn't we just paint some dauchhounds to look like shrieking eels?
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Couldn't we just paint some dauchhounds to look like shrieking eels?
Fan animals. The kind where you turn on the fan and they stand up and wobble around with streamers as crazy hair. Can put whistle at end for shrieking sounds.
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Couldn't we just paint some dauchhounds to look like shrieking eels?
Fan animals. The kind where you turn on the fan and they stand up and wobble around with streamers as crazy hair. Can put whistle at end for shrieking sounds.
Are they like these?: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtespeLin2c (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtespeLin2c)
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Wreck while burning? Could be the start of the internal combustion meatgoat.
I thought the point of this thread is to discuss total redneck brainstorming on how to spruce up the dump in Lawrencetucky, not to blast holes in various hickbilly ideas.
Was I wrong? sd?
Scare Crows for empty seats.
I like this idea. Instead of renewing their season tickets, their fans could have the option to pay $10 to have a scarecrow placed in their seat for the entire season. Having a stadium 2/3 full of scarecrows would be pretty intimidating IMO. :ohno:
The silence would be deafening. You hear that, kids? That's the sounds of the scarecrows at harvest time. That reminds me...we need shrieking eels for the lazy river of doom.
Any good songs from Jeepers Creepers they could use during the game?
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Wheat planting season is September/October. That would be fitting for ku to have a tractor rolling around the track planting wheat during the game I guess.
It would just be dirt until March.
No, but it would look like grass up until then.
I say we suggest rice. Plant it and flood the stadium, Ames, Iowa style.
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Wheat planting season is September/October. That would be fitting for ku to have a tractor rolling around the track planting wheat during the game I guess.
It would just be dirt until March.
No, but it would look like grass up until then.
I say we suggest rice. Plant it and flood the stadium, Ames, Iowa style.
They don't "wave the rice" noob.
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who's going to have time to plant some wheat when they're all too busy buttfucking each other?
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if/when they remove the track, they could plant wheat where the track had been, all around the stands, kind of like UGA's hedges but with a Kansas twist. It would be very distinctive and complement our chant nicely.
I mean my god, what's wrong with "these" people?? :lol: :lol: :lol: (ftp://:lol: :lol: :lol:) Seriously, wtf? :lol: :lol: (ftp://:lol: :lol:)