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Title: Lighting a candle without burning yourself.
Post by: Pett on January 31, 2011, 06:19:56 PM: is this cac possible? and i'm not talking like one candle stick. I'm talking three wicks in a jar. need help with this asap. Could honestly mean life or death.
Title: Re: Lighting a candle without burning yourself.
Post by: wetwillie on January 31, 2011, 06:22:05 PM: make a makeshift punk if you have to , tilt the jar, or use a long lighter.
Title: Re: Lighting a candle without burning yourself.
Post by: Pett on January 31, 2011, 06:24:07 PM: Quote from: wetwillie on January 31, 2011, 06:22:05 PM
make a makeshift punk if you have to , tilt the jar, or use a long lighter.

tilting the jar doesn't reach. made a makeshift punk and crap was out of control. almost started my own little fire. paper bursts out in flames pretty quickly.
Title: Re: Lighting a candle without burning yourself.
Post by: pike on January 31, 2011, 06:26:47 PM: I use paper actually. Toss it in the sink after you light the candle
Title: Re: Lighting a candle without burning yourself.
Post by: CNS on January 31, 2011, 07:12:16 PM: turn the candle upside down, our nearly. let the flame go where it wants to naturally, up.

also should try not being Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!).
Title: Re: Lighting a candle without burning yourself.
Post by: Cire on January 31, 2011, 07:35:50 PM: Get a effing candle lighter.
Title: Re: Lighting a candle without burning yourself.
Post by: jtksu on January 31, 2011, 07:44:28 PM: Pour a little veggie oil on the tip of a tightly wound piece of a paper. The oil will burn before the paper. Pretty much a miniature version of those sweet torches you see people make in movies. Also useful for lighting a pilot light.
Title: Re: Lighting a candle without burning yourself.
Post by: Cire on January 31, 2011, 07:49:31 PM: What the eff is wrong with you cave men?
Title: Re: Lighting a candle without burning yourself.
Post by: pissclams on January 31, 2011, 08:07:24 PM: Quote from: Cire on January 31, 2011, 07:35:50 PM
Get a effing candle lighter.

no crap. idiots.

i have a couple of these
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Title: Re: Lighting a candle without burning yourself.
Post by: Pett on January 31, 2011, 08:09:18 PM: Quote from: pissclams on January 31, 2011, 08:07:24 PM
Quote from: Cire on January 31, 2011, 07:35:50 PM
Get a effing candle lighter.

no cac. idiots.

i have a couple of these
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.monogramshoppe.com%2Fengrave%2Fengrvpix%2Fgc224.jpg&hash=6c8936c2df91c3c9e12da3751c8e9d86d2fa9d04)

How about if I actually have testicles and don't know what a "candle lighter" is. :dunno:
Title: Re: Lighting a candle without burning yourself.
Post by: Cire on January 31, 2011, 08:11:18 PM: Jfc they are fantastic
Title: Re: Lighting a candle without burning yourself.
Post by: pissclams on January 31, 2011, 08:13:29 PM: Quote from: Pett on January 31, 2011, 08:09:18 PM
Quote from: pissclams on January 31, 2011, 08:07:24 PM
Quote from: Cire on January 31, 2011, 07:35:50 PM
Get a effing candle lighter.

no cac. idiots.

i have a couple of these
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.monogramshoppe.com%2Fengrave%2Fengrvpix%2Fgc224.jpg&hash=6c8936c2df91c3c9e12da3751c8e9d86d2fa9d04)

How about if I actually have testicles and don't know what a "candle lighter" is. :dunno:
then burn your dumbass fingers.
Title: Re: Lighting a candle without burning yourself.
Post by: Pett on January 31, 2011, 09:12:47 PM: Quote from: pissclams on January 31, 2011, 08:13:29 PM
Quote from: Pett on January 31, 2011, 08:09:18 PM
Quote from: pissclams on January 31, 2011, 08:07:24 PM
Quote from: Cire on January 31, 2011, 07:35:50 PM
Get a effing candle lighter.

no cac. idiots.

i have a couple of these
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.monogramshoppe.com%2Fengrave%2Fengrvpix%2Fgc224.jpg&hash=6c8936c2df91c3c9e12da3751c8e9d86d2fa9d04)

How about if I actually have testicles and don't know what a "candle lighter" is. :dunno:
then burn your dumbass fingers.

they're smart fingers. :curse:
Title: Re: Lighting a candle without burning yourself.
Post by: pike on January 31, 2011, 09:17:22 PM: Psh a candle lighter. Maybe if i found one in a garage sale
Title: Re: Lighting a candle without burning yourself.
Post by: Pete on January 31, 2011, 09:20:50 PM: Quote from: pike on January 31, 2011, 09:17:22 PM
Psh a candle lighter. Maybe if i found one in a garage sale

A Canadian guy I know likes to use them when smoking from water pipes.
Title: Re: Lighting a candle without burning yourself.
Post by: Tobias on January 31, 2011, 10:21:41 PM: Quote from: pissclams on January 31, 2011, 08:07:24 PM
no crap. idiots.

i have a couple of these
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.monogramshoppe.com%2Fengrave%2Fengrvpix%2Fgc224.jpg&hash=6c8936c2df91c3c9e12da3751c8e9d86d2fa9d04)

You light your candles with a light saber?
Title: Re: Lighting a candle without burning yourself.
Post by: pike on January 31, 2011, 11:27:36 PM: Quote from: Pete on January 31, 2011, 09:20:50 PM
Quote from: pike on January 31, 2011, 09:17:22 PM
Psh a candle lighter. Maybe if i found one in a garage sale

A Canadian guy I know likes to use them when smoking from water pipes.

Hmm now there's an idea
Title: Re: Lighting a candle without burning yourself.
Post by: Pett on January 31, 2011, 11:50:30 PM: *REPHRASE*

Is there any way of lighting a candle without burning yourself all while not looking like a douche?
Title: Re: Lighting a candle without burning yourself.
Post by: pike on January 31, 2011, 11:59:22 PM: Quote from: Pett on January 31, 2011, 11:50:30 PM
*REPHRASE*

Is there any way of lighting a candle without burning yourself all while not looking like a douche?

Paper i already told you :curse:
Title: Re: Lighting a candle without burning yourself.
Post by: Pett on February 01, 2011, 12:22:10 AM: Quote from: pike on January 31, 2011, 11:59:22 PM
Quote from: Pett on January 31, 2011, 11:50:30 PM
*REPHRASE*

Is there any way of lighting a candle without burning yourself all while not looking like a douche?

Paper i already told you :curse:

Yes! But it goes up in flames in less than a second. Then I lose it!
Title: Re: Lighting a candle without burning yourself.
Post by: Cire on February 01, 2011, 07:41:55 AM: How do do you live?
Title: Re: Lighting a candle without burning yourself.
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on February 01, 2011, 07:49:18 AM: Quote from: jtksu on January 31, 2011, 07:44:28 PM
Pour a little veggie oil on the tip of a tightly wound piece of a paper. The oil will burn before the paper. Pretty much a miniature version of those sweet torches you see people make in movies. Also useful for lighting a pilot light.

yeah. because the ridiculously poor and non aware college student pettMD (medical doctor) who doesn't even know what a candle lighter is, is obviously going to have some vegetable oil just laying around waiting to be used. mac n cheese, a frozen pizza and margarine instead of butter only i'm guessing. maybe a can of soup if he's lucky. i swear, it's like why even bother on here sometimes.
Title: Re: Lighting a candle without burning yourself.
Post by: michigancat on February 01, 2011, 07:52:56 AM: Could he light a ramen package on fire and drop it in the candle? Maybe break it into two pieces if it doesn't fit?

:ck:
Title: Re: Lighting a candle without burning yourself.
Post by: michigancat on February 01, 2011, 07:53:48 AM: Come to think of it, who needs candles when you can just light ramen on fire?
Title: Re: Lighting a candle without burning yourself.
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on February 01, 2011, 07:59:40 AM: Quote from: michigancat on February 01, 2011, 07:53:48 AM
Come to think of it, who needs candles when you can just light ramen on fire?

ramen on fire would be a good name for a band.

"hey you wanna go see grace potter in the festival tent over by the campground or ramen on fire on the sundown stage?".
"neither. i've gotta go look for molly over on shakedown street."
"alright. later."
Title: Re: Lighting a candle without burning yourself.
Post by: CNS on February 01, 2011, 09:16:58 AM: Quote from: Pett on January 31, 2011, 11:50:30 PM
*REPHRASE*

Is there any way of lighting a candle without burning yourself all while not looking like a douche?

see my above post.
Title: Re: Lighting a candle without burning yourself.
Post by: Benja on February 01, 2011, 09:43:45 AM: Quote from: Tobias on January 31, 2011, 10:21:41 PM
Quote from: pissclams on January 31, 2011, 08:07:24 PM
no crap. idiots.

i have a couple of these
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.monogramshoppe.com%2Fengrave%2Fengrvpix%2Fgc224.jpg&hash=6c8936c2df91c3c9e12da3751c8e9d86d2fa9d04)

You light your candles with a light saber?

You light your candles with a futuristic dildo?
Title: Re: Lighting a candle without burning yourself.
Post by: I_have_purplewood on February 01, 2011, 10:18:44 AM: I'm surprised that no one has asked Pett why he is lighting a candle? Why? A candle? Really? Is it scented? :dunno: (ftp://:dunno:)
Title: Re: Lighting a candle without burning yourself.
Post by: ew2x4 on February 01, 2011, 10:32:44 AM: Quote from: Pett on January 31, 2011, 08:09:18 PM
Quote from: pissclams on January 31, 2011, 08:07:24 PM
Quote from: Cire on January 31, 2011, 07:35:50 PM
Get a effing candle lighter.

no cac. idiots.

i have a couple of these
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.monogramshoppe.com%2Fengrave%2Fengrvpix%2Fgc224.jpg&hash=6c8936c2df91c3c9e12da3751c8e9d86d2fa9d04)

How about if I actually have testicles and don't know what a "candle lighter" is. :dunno:

Then use a BBQ lighter.
Title: Re: Lighting a candle without burning yourself.
Post by: michigancat on February 01, 2011, 10:35:45 AM: I'm really confused how someone who thinks lighting a candle with a candle lighter makes them look douchey and lacking testicles, but the fact that they are lighting a candle does not make them look douchey and lacking testicles.

I would suggest stop being a douche and quit worrying about whether or not you look like a douche.
Title: Re: Lighting a candle without burning yourself.
Post by: Benja on February 01, 2011, 10:50:34 AM: Candles are rough ridin' great.
Title: Re: Lighting a candle without burning yourself.
Post by: CHONGS on February 01, 2011, 10:54:51 AM: Quote from: Benja on February 01, 2011, 10:50:34 AM
Candles are rough ridin' great.
ya best part of winter
Title: Re: Lighting a candle without burning yourself.
Post by: jtksu on February 01, 2011, 12:11:36 PM: You use candles as a source of heat or something? :confused:
Title: Re: Lighting a candle without burning yourself.
Post by: ew2x4 on February 01, 2011, 02:10:27 PM: I use candles to mask and burn off my poop stench.
Title: Re: Lighting a candle without burning yourself.
Post by: econocat on February 01, 2011, 02:14:44 PM: Quote from: ew2x4 on February 01, 2011, 02:10:27 PM
I use candles to mask and burn off my poop stench.

TMI :runaway:
Title: Re: Lighting a candle without burning yourself.
Post by: ew2x4 on February 01, 2011, 03:06:56 PM: Quote from: econocat on February 01, 2011, 02:14:44 PM
Quote from: ew2x4 on February 01, 2011, 02:10:27 PM
I use candles to mask and burn off my poop stench.

TMI :runaway:

It works unbelievably well.