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Guys permission to tap in. I'll wreck this fool. I eat bitches like this for lunch.
Mike SCUMdy, you have been challenged. I'll be outside the stadium before the game and you had better be there or you will forever be known as a COWARD and a DORK! The meeting spot for our fight is the Ernie Barrett statue on the SW corner of the stadium. I'll be in my Sidewinder Dojo whites with orange belt. I'll probably be hopping from foot to foot punching the air with vicious blows so you really can't miss me. When you get there a group of my bros will form a circle around us. Kind of a human circle'ish octagon. inside this ring there is no escape and no survival (that one's just for you) and no drinks and no snacks. Don't try to bring any weapons or a mean dog or anything because this is just a one on one match. It's just you and I fighting to whoever surrenders or gives up or dies. I'll let you have the first punch because it's no big whoop to me. I'll then sweep your legs out from under you and come down on your chest with an elbow that you will think is actually like a train or large truck running over your chest and balls. I'll then back off and give the secret Sidewinder Dojo high five to my bro limestone and we'll just talk and joke around while you slowly get up. Then, when you are coming at me again, I'll nonchalantly stick my fist right into your face without even looking and it will seem like I don't even care but it will feel like I care to your face and balls because you will again be on the ground. then it's first break and my bros and I will eat hot dogs for dinner with my step dad Rick and my mom. we will wash down our food with delicious Dr. Thunder and Cola. If you want something to eat or drink during the break you will have to bring your own because my step dad's not made of money and he hasn't been able to get as many hours lately so just back off. Anyway, after first break I'll just finish you off with a kick to your ballsack because the game will be starting and I like to get to my seat early. See you there chump.
Quote from: fanningksu on October 31, 2012, 09:02:50 PMGuys permission to tap in. I'll wreck this fool. I eat bitches like this for lunch.eff off, fanning.
Quote from: fanningksu on October 31, 2012, 09:02:50 PMGuys permission to tap in. I'll wreck this fool. I eat bitches like this for lunch.Hey fanni! Or should I say 'funny' because this post was hilarious and quite creative. Keep it up.
Grundy, the taint stomp is capable of stopping your heart. The safest way to counteract this probability is kegel exercises and if you feel your nuts ascending flex your taking-a-dump muscles...it just might save your life.
Quote from: MadCat on October 31, 2012, 09:34:09 PMGrundy, the taint stomp is capable of stopping your heart. The safest way to counteract this probability is kegel exercises and if you feel your nuts ascending flex your taking-a-dump muscles...it just might save your life.MadCat, you're a hero in my book. Anyone who can take a shot in the taint and live to tell about it, with nuts ascending, ass dumping reflects, is a man I wouldn't want to rumble with. Grundy, you're gona need all the help you can get, if you expect to survive a beating from SD.
If I get my social studies grade up to a B+ for my next report card (and keep up with the chores, lol) my mom said she'd think about enrolling me in Sidewinders.
Just be careful about challenging him to a dance off!!
Quote from: Brock Landers on October 31, 2012, 05:23:48 PMJust be careful about challenging him to a dance off!!I can handle that.
Quote from: MadCat on October 31, 2012, 09:34:09 PMGrundy, the taint stomp is capable of stopping your heart. The safest way to counteract this probability is kegel exercises and if you feel your nuts ascending flex your taking-a-dump muscles...it just might save your life.Whatever you say CatMatt
