My mom lives in an interesting little suburb with a lot of local restaurants, of which are 3 pizza places. My cousin and I were going to get a pizza and I told her 2 of the places are pretty good, and one of them is mega expensive and just ok. My white midwesterner aunt overhears all this and asks with a very annoyed tone "don't they just have a dominos or something so you know what you're getting?"
My only response to her was "you're so white midwesterner"