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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4725 on: April 07, 2014, 04:38:32 PM »
Thoughts on hickeys?
If there was a gif of nicname thwarting the attempted-flag-taker and then gesturing him to suck it, followed by motioning for all of Hilton Shelter to boo him louder, it'd be better than that auburn gif.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4726 on: April 07, 2014, 04:39:36 PM »
100% loser psychos do that.  Both sexes. 
My prescience is fully engorged.  It throbs with righteous accuracy.  I am sated.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4727 on: April 07, 2014, 04:40:27 PM »
bread is v good at this thread
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4728 on: April 07, 2014, 04:41:06 PM »
Thoughts on hickeys?

nope. Nope, Nope, NOPE.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4729 on: April 07, 2014, 04:46:02 PM »
Yeah, I think they're gross. In high school two friends of mine hooked up (guy & girl) at a party. She was really drunk and when she came to school on Monday she had hickeys all over her body, arms, neck, legs. It was really gross. I felt bad for her.

He wasn't respecting her very much that day. Come to think of it he also punched a hole in the party host's living room wall as well. He wasn't respecting much of anything.

If there was a gif of nicname thwarting the attempted-flag-taker and then gesturing him to suck it, followed by motioning for all of Hilton Shelter to boo him louder, it'd be better than that auburn gif.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4730 on: April 07, 2014, 04:46:56 PM »
Yeah, I think they're gross. In high school two friends of mine hooked up (guy & girl) at a party. She was really drunk and when she came to school on Monday she had hickeys all over her body, arms, neck, legs. It was really gross. I felt bad for her.

He wasn't respecting her very much that day. Come to think of it he also punched a hole in the party host's living room wall as well. He wasn't respecting much of anything.

oh he was a respect all right

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4731 on: April 07, 2014, 04:47:36 PM »
first step to respecting others, is to respect yourself :th_twocents:
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4732 on: April 07, 2014, 04:47:54 PM »
Yeah, I think they're gross. In high school two friends of mine hooked up (guy & girl) at a party. She was really drunk and when she came to school on Monday she had hickeys all over her body, arms, neck, legs. It was really gross. I felt bad for her.

He wasn't respecting her very much that day. Come to think of it he also punched a hole in the party host's living room wall as well. He wasn't respecting much of anything.

oh he was a respect all right

that was a really good one tobias.
If there was a gif of nicname thwarting the attempted-flag-taker and then gesturing him to suck it, followed by motioning for all of Hilton Shelter to boo him louder, it'd be better than that auburn gif.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4733 on: April 07, 2014, 04:48:07 PM »
Thoughts on hickeys?

As long as they aren't visible I don't really care. Nothing that people can see, tho.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4734 on: April 07, 2014, 04:49:21 PM »
Thoughts on hickeys?

As long as they aren't visible I don't really care. Nothing that people can see, tho.

Visible is what I was referring to. I'm not really a fan of them in general tho, but I agree pretty much.
If there was a gif of nicname thwarting the attempted-flag-taker and then gesturing him to suck it, followed by motioning for all of Hilton Shelter to boo him louder, it'd be better than that auburn gif.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4735 on: April 07, 2014, 05:28:41 PM »
really only gotten a hickey once and didn't know it until my dad said something the next morning. i enjoyed the grin he had on his face.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4736 on: April 07, 2014, 06:02:31 PM »
one time a girl and i both gave each other hickeys when we didn't really mean to, we were just really into each other and stuff happened. the crap we both got from people afterwards :sdeek:

definitely not something i want to give or receive these days.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4737 on: April 07, 2014, 07:24:37 PM »
Hickeys? "I'M A MAN." GTFOOH w/ hickeys/

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4738 on: April 07, 2014, 07:29:52 PM »
really only gotten a hickey once and didn't know it until my dad said something the next morning. i enjoyed the grin he had on his face.
I can picture this and it makes me laugh

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4739 on: April 08, 2014, 12:16:22 AM »
In other news, this filly I met in Chicago and hung out with a couple times is coming to visit this weekend...  :runaway: :ohno: :fatty:

Coming to visit weekends are the best.

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Guess I'm going to Chicago for New Year's to live happily ever after with this lovely lady

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Whoa whoa whoa, let's not get ahead of ourselves.  Plus, not FBO, so not real.  Out of all the jobs I applied for, happened to get one in Chicago. Interviewed in KC, SFO, Nashville, Minneapolis, etc.

We can grab beers when you're up there though. :D

Can confirm his move was for the lady and can confirm him meeting for paking is a lie. Had to resort to HS buddies because no cats were around.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4740 on: April 09, 2014, 01:38:55 PM »
Hey, Mrs. Gooch! When Gooch gets sick, do you nurse him back to health or tell him "Let me know when you're over being sick. Im going to stay away for now until you feel better. I don't wanna get sick!"

Im asking for a friend. TIA.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4741 on: April 09, 2014, 01:39:23 PM »
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4742 on: April 09, 2014, 02:11:10 PM »
Hey, Mrs. Gooch! When Gooch gets sick, do you nurse him back to health or tell him "Let me know when you're over being sick. Im going to stay away for now until you feel better. I don't wanna get sick!"

Im asking for a friend. TIA.

Usually he is a whiny ass and asks me to get him stuff so I do because I am tired of hearing him whine. (We live together though so it's not like it would be easy for me to just stay away.)
He doesn't do anything to take care of me when I am sick though - well except cook me dinner but he does that even when I'm not sick so it doesn't count.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4743 on: April 09, 2014, 02:14:39 PM »
Dammit, I'm a whiny ass when i'm sick and she said the same thing about vice versa situations. :curse:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4744 on: April 09, 2014, 02:41:17 PM »
if you are sick, you are supposed to take yourself to a part of the house that nobody goes to and then not come out until you feel better. anything else is ridiculous.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4745 on: April 09, 2014, 02:43:07 PM »
if you are sick, you are supposed to take yourself to a part of the house that nobody goes to and then not come out until you feel better. anything else is ridiculous.

yup.  if you've built up sufficient stock from being a caring person you might get the equivalent of prison gruel shoved through one of those slots, otherwise you're in solitary

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4746 on: April 09, 2014, 02:45:29 PM »
Who gets too sick to get up and get their own food/drinks?  Get your genes checked bro

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4747 on: April 09, 2014, 02:47:37 PM »
Who gets too sick to get up and get their own food/drinks?  Get your genes checked bro

i can't really imagine what else would be done to 'nurse someone back to health', so this is new territory here

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4748 on: April 09, 2014, 02:49:38 PM »
it's common courtesy for someone to go get you some meds or something at the drug store, but actually expecting them to sit at your bedside and fetch you things is kinda redic
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #4749 on: April 09, 2014, 02:51:27 PM »
it's common courtesy for someone to go get you some meds or something at the drug store, but actually expecting them to sit at your bedside and fetch you things is kinda redic

If you are a sickie who takes meds I guess.  Why not just go yourself though?  Get out of the house and get your body some exercise so your feeble immune system has a shot