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Re: Kids
« Reply #3375 on: October 26, 2023, 03:20:30 PM »
Nicname Jr is turning 14 tomorrow. Taking him and a couple of bros to Texas. We’ll be staying at the glamorous Great Wolf Lodge and dining on the finest dishes at Rainforest Cafe, just as he desires.

Apparently all of us were enjoying that good Valentine’s Day loving back in the day.

In Grapevine? Is it better enough than the one in KC to justify the added distance?
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« Reply #3376 on: October 26, 2023, 03:28:07 PM »
Nicname Jr is turning 14 tomorrow. Taking him and a couple of bros to Texas. We’ll be staying at the glamorous Great Wolf Lodge and dining on the finest dishes at Rainforest Cafe, just as he desires.

Apparently all of us were enjoying that good Valentine’s Day loving back in the day.

In Grapevine? Is it better enough than the one in KC to justify the added distance?

In my opinion? No, and they all suck, as does Rainforest Cafe. In his opinion? Yes, it’s far better.

It actually is better. He actually likes the Colorado Springs one the most, but it’s too far to make work.
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Re: Kids
« Reply #3377 on: April 01, 2024, 07:37:20 PM »
It's day 4 of being a dad and I feel pretty helpless since I can't feed her. But overall it's pretty great!

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« Reply #3378 on: April 02, 2024, 09:03:05 AM »
It's day 4 of being a dad and I feel pretty helpless since I can't feed her. But overall it's pretty great!

hey congrats! The feeding time was usually my only productive minutes of the day. Had to take advantage
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Re: Kids
« Reply #3379 on: April 02, 2024, 09:59:11 AM »
It's day 4 of being a dad and I feel pretty helpless since I can't feed her. But overall it's pretty great!
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« Reply #3380 on: April 02, 2024, 10:52:30 AM »
It's day 4 of being a dad and I feel pretty helpless since I can't feed her. But overall it's pretty great!

Have you tried?
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Re: Kids
« Reply #3381 on: April 02, 2024, 10:53:58 AM »
It's day 4 of being a dad and I feel pretty helpless since I can't feed her. But overall it's pretty great!

Have you tried?

I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?
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Re: Kids
« Reply #3382 on: April 17, 2024, 09:36:54 AM »
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Number 2 coming in October


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« Reply #3383 on: April 17, 2024, 09:48:36 AM »
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Re: Kids
« Reply #3384 on: April 17, 2024, 03:09:21 PM »
congratulations!!  ole!


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Re: Kids
« Reply #3385 on: April 17, 2024, 03:12:48 PM »
Congratulations friend and fellow world populator, DLew!
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Re: Kids
« Reply #3386 on: April 17, 2024, 05:16:39 PM »
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Re: Kids
« Reply #3387 on: April 18, 2024, 01:43:50 PM »
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Number 2 coming in October

Please tell Mrs. DQ12 to aim for the 17th!

(October 17th, that is. Not a 17th kid lol!)

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Re: Kids
« Reply #3388 on: April 18, 2024, 01:50:30 PM »
Starting in the fall I will have at least one child in high school for the next 13 years if they all go according to plan.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #3389 on: April 18, 2024, 02:00:06 PM »
You really have a 5 year old?
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Re: Kids
« Reply #3390 on: April 18, 2024, 02:09:38 PM »
:party:

Number 2 coming in October

Please tell Mrs. DQ12 to aim for the 17th!

(October 17th, that is. Not a 17th kid lol!)
Can't have 17th without having a 2nd!


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« Reply #3391 on: April 18, 2024, 04:05:53 PM »
Starting in the fall I will have at least one child in high school for the next 13 years if they all go according to plan.

Wild to think of.
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Re: Kids
« Reply #3392 on: April 18, 2024, 04:54:01 PM »
Starting in the fall I will have at least one child in high school for the next 13 years if they all go according to plan.

3 years from now I will have a run of 7 years. so 10'ish years until retirement for me.

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« Reply #3393 on: April 19, 2024, 12:56:00 PM »
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Number 2 coming in October

Please tell Mrs. DQ12 to aim for the 17th!

(October 17th, that is. Not a 17th kid lol!)
Can't have 17th without having a 2nd!

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Re: Kids
« Reply #3394 on: April 19, 2024, 01:14:44 PM »
Starting in the fall I will have at least one child in high school for the next 13 years if they all go according to plan.

3 years from now I will have a run of 7 years. so 10'ish years until retirement for me.

Next year starts a decade for me

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« Reply #3395 on: April 19, 2024, 03:12:34 PM »
Next year starts 4 years, then an 7 or 8 year gap, then 6 years lol
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Re: Kids
« Reply #3396 on: April 20, 2024, 01:52:18 PM »
These are the best years of your lives. Enjoy!

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Re: Kids
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Re: Kids
« Reply #3398 on: May 12, 2024, 07:59:44 PM »
Yesterday we went to a family weenie roast at my wife’s grandma’s farm. When Phil said “it’s time to go to the weenie roast” my 9 year old daughter started giggling uncontrollably. We’ve reach the point where my 9 year old daughter laughs at dick jokes. I kept seriously asking what was so funny to embarrass her. I’m going to enjoy this stage.
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« Reply #3399 on: May 13, 2024, 08:42:44 AM »
Yesterday we went to a family weenie roast at my wife’s grandma’s farm. When Phil said “it’s time to go to the weenie roast” my 9 year old daughter started giggling uncontrollably. We’ve reach the point where my 9 year old daughter laughs at dick jokes. I kept seriously asking what was so funny to embarrass her. I’m going to enjoy this stage.

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