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Quote from: dobber on February 25, 2014, 01:00:00 PMQuote from: CNS on February 25, 2014, 12:49:20 PMQuote from: felix rex on February 25, 2014, 09:50:05 AMIs anyone in the U.S. talking about how the Egyptian military has cured AIDs? Because they announced that they cured AIDs. And also Hep C. Using a modified bomb detection device that works like a divining rod and points at the person who has one of the diseases (must have been an awkward day at the office when they discovered it). They also released a video of a general waiving it at some patient and saying "now you don't have AIDs." (It's the C-Fast method that's been discussed for a few years, I think).That same guy (the inventor) also used an awkward metaphor when describing the delivery system for the "cure," saying it was like they were giving the AIDs patients an AIDs kofta (the Arabic-style meatloaf featured in the infamous McArabia). That led to the "#AIDS_Kofta" being the leading social media trend in Egypt for the last two days. Also, the cafeteria at the embassy had kofta today. No one ate it.Saw a guy do a divining rod thingy for doing utility locates last summer. I called bullshit and waited for the actual utility locators to get there. The guy was dead on in locating not just water, but power, cable, and phone. He didn't tell me which were which, but where they were and he rough ridin' nailed it. I mean, curing AIDS and Hep C is awesome and all, but this guy located all four lines!!!!!!Also, there is probably a fantastic Egyptian military joke going around after this about AIDS being "the bomb" or something. Maybe that wouldn't translate?I can locate a water line with two welding rods. Not joking!I had an uncle that basically was a boss at going around with his divining rod and telling people where to dig wells for well water on local farms.My wife's grandfather is a well witcher. But he thinks people think he's crazy so he won't talk about it. You gotta really get him riled up to get him talking. Also he says there's way more water down there than scientists know, waaaaay more water.
Quote from: CNS on February 25, 2014, 12:49:20 PMQuote from: felix rex on February 25, 2014, 09:50:05 AMIs anyone in the U.S. talking about how the Egyptian military has cured AIDs? Because they announced that they cured AIDs. And also Hep C. Using a modified bomb detection device that works like a divining rod and points at the person who has one of the diseases (must have been an awkward day at the office when they discovered it). They also released a video of a general waiving it at some patient and saying "now you don't have AIDs." (It's the C-Fast method that's been discussed for a few years, I think).That same guy (the inventor) also used an awkward metaphor when describing the delivery system for the "cure," saying it was like they were giving the AIDs patients an AIDs kofta (the Arabic-style meatloaf featured in the infamous McArabia). That led to the "#AIDS_Kofta" being the leading social media trend in Egypt for the last two days. Also, the cafeteria at the embassy had kofta today. No one ate it.Saw a guy do a divining rod thingy for doing utility locates last summer. I called bullshit and waited for the actual utility locators to get there. The guy was dead on in locating not just water, but power, cable, and phone. He didn't tell me which were which, but where they were and he rough ridin' nailed it. I mean, curing AIDS and Hep C is awesome and all, but this guy located all four lines!!!!!!Also, there is probably a fantastic Egyptian military joke going around after this about AIDS being "the bomb" or something. Maybe that wouldn't translate?I can locate a water line with two welding rods. Not joking!I had an uncle that basically was a boss at going around with his divining rod and telling people where to dig wells for well water on local farms.
Quote from: felix rex on February 25, 2014, 09:50:05 AMIs anyone in the U.S. talking about how the Egyptian military has cured AIDs? Because they announced that they cured AIDs. And also Hep C. Using a modified bomb detection device that works like a divining rod and points at the person who has one of the diseases (must have been an awkward day at the office when they discovered it). They also released a video of a general waiving it at some patient and saying "now you don't have AIDs." (It's the C-Fast method that's been discussed for a few years, I think).That same guy (the inventor) also used an awkward metaphor when describing the delivery system for the "cure," saying it was like they were giving the AIDs patients an AIDs kofta (the Arabic-style meatloaf featured in the infamous McArabia). That led to the "#AIDS_Kofta" being the leading social media trend in Egypt for the last two days. Also, the cafeteria at the embassy had kofta today. No one ate it.Saw a guy do a divining rod thingy for doing utility locates last summer. I called bullshit and waited for the actual utility locators to get there. The guy was dead on in locating not just water, but power, cable, and phone. He didn't tell me which were which, but where they were and he rough ridin' nailed it. I mean, curing AIDS and Hep C is awesome and all, but this guy located all four lines!!!!!!Also, there is probably a fantastic Egyptian military joke going around after this about AIDS being "the bomb" or something. Maybe that wouldn't translate?
Is anyone in the U.S. talking about how the Egyptian military has cured AIDs? Because they announced that they cured AIDs. And also Hep C. Using a modified bomb detection device that works like a divining rod and points at the person who has one of the diseases (must have been an awkward day at the office when they discovered it). They also released a video of a general waiving it at some patient and saying "now you don't have AIDs." (It's the C-Fast method that's been discussed for a few years, I think).That same guy (the inventor) also used an awkward metaphor when describing the delivery system for the "cure," saying it was like they were giving the AIDs patients an AIDs kofta (the Arabic-style meatloaf featured in the infamous McArabia). That led to the "#AIDS_Kofta" being the leading social media trend in Egypt for the last two days. Also, the cafeteria at the embassy had kofta today. No one ate it.
Quote from: Emo EMAW on February 27, 2014, 10:23:24 AMQuote from: dobber on February 25, 2014, 01:00:00 PMQuote from: CNS on February 25, 2014, 12:49:20 PMQuote from: felix rex on February 25, 2014, 09:50:05 AMIs anyone in the U.S. talking about how the Egyptian military has cured AIDs? Because they announced that they cured AIDs. And also Hep C. Using a modified bomb detection device that works like a divining rod and points at the person who has one of the diseases (must have been an awkward day at the office when they discovered it). They also released a video of a general waiving it at some patient and saying "now you don't have AIDs." (It's the C-Fast method that's been discussed for a few years, I think).That same guy (the inventor) also used an awkward metaphor when describing the delivery system for the "cure," saying it was like they were giving the AIDs patients an AIDs kofta (the Arabic-style meatloaf featured in the infamous McArabia). That led to the "#AIDS_Kofta" being the leading social media trend in Egypt for the last two days. Also, the cafeteria at the embassy had kofta today. No one ate it.Saw a guy do a divining rod thingy for doing utility locates last summer. I called bullshit and waited for the actual utility locators to get there. The guy was dead on in locating not just water, but power, cable, and phone. He didn't tell me which were which, but where they were and he rough ridin' nailed it. I mean, curing AIDS and Hep C is awesome and all, but this guy located all four lines!!!!!!Also, there is probably a fantastic Egyptian military joke going around after this about AIDS being "the bomb" or something. Maybe that wouldn't translate?I can locate a water line with two welding rods. Not joking!I had an uncle that basically was a boss at going around with his divining rod and telling people where to dig wells for well water on local farms.My wife's grandfather is a well witcher. But he thinks people think he's crazy so he won't talk about it. You gotta really get him riled up to get him talking. Also he says there's way more water down there than scientists know, waaaaay more water.How much water does this crazy uncle think the ppl who are paid to substantiate are off by?
I could tell more stories about this guy, whom I really like, but I don't want to bog down this wonderful thread. Is there a crazy old people thread?
How has no one thought of taking AIDS and feeding it right back to the AIDS patients? More AIDS is usually the right answer when it comes to solving a problem.
Quote from: CNS on February 28, 2014, 08:59:16 AMHow has no one thought of taking AIDS and feeding it right back to the AIDS patients? More AIDS is usually the right answer when it comes to solving a problem.CNS just cured cancer.
Quote from: dobber on February 28, 2014, 09:00:30 AMQuote from: CNS on February 28, 2014, 08:59:16 AMHow has no one thought of taking AIDS and feeding it right back to the AIDS patients? More AIDS is usually the right answer when it comes to solving a problem.CNS just cured cancer.Fight AIDS with AIDS. Seems like Cancer may need a dose of it's own medicine. Cancer is about to be diagnosed with Cancer.
I work with a well witcher. He uses willow sticks. One of his sons has a very strong sense for it like he can stand at the edge of a property and point to where the water is. Sometimes he teams up with his son for big jobs. Like one time he was flown to western Texas to look for water for a land speculator. Kind of neat-o imo.
Quote from: Bloodfart on February 27, 2014, 10:40:42 AMI work with a well witcher. He uses willow sticks. One of his sons has a very strong sense for it like he can stand at the edge of a property and point to where the water is. Sometimes he teams up with his son for big jobs. Like one time he was flown to western Texas to look for water for a land speculator. Kind of neat-o imo.I don't believe any of this. You're just spreading your black magic agenda.Burn at the stake PAGAN!
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