Author Topic: felix rex moves to Cairo (Read 262313 times)

ChiComCat · « **Reply #2375 on:** March 16, 2014, 12:16:20 PM »

Quote from: felix rex on March 16, 2014, 12:14:53 PM

This is so much pressure! What if I make a bad first impression and we become arch enemies? Is it primatist to throw bananas at a monkey?

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Offer him other fruit too so as not to stereotype

felix rex · « **Reply #2376 on:** March 16, 2014, 12:20:29 PM »

I can't find him. And that scares me #primatist

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Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #2377 on:** March 16, 2014, 12:22:03 PM »

Leave your window open with a trail of bananas

ChiComCat · « **Reply #2378 on:** March 16, 2014, 12:23:38 PM »

Quote from: felix rex on March 16, 2014, 12:20:29 PM

I can't find him. And that scares me #primatist

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Bananas are too obvious. Get a bag of Runts and leave a trail of those. He will probably only take the bananas (leaving you the better ones) and you won't be a primatist

sys · « **Reply #2379 on:** March 16, 2014, 01:25:48 PM »

i don't think there are monkeys in cairo. that's prolly someone's pet. check its collar and put up flyers.

felix rex · « **Reply #2380 on:** March 16, 2014, 01:36:36 PM »

Oh really? And what did you know about Cairo weasels before this thread? Did you know about them? Did you know they peed in fiats?

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sys · « **Reply #2381 on:** March 16, 2014, 01:39:06 PM »

everyone knows about cairo weasels. i have a better plan. catch the monkey, say it's yours and you're going on holiday. sell it for le5000 to le15000. whatever you do, don't take it to the zoo.

http://www.egyptindependent.com/news/cairo-hub-endangered-species-traffic-pet-shops-sell-exotic-animals-0

wetwillie · « **Reply #2382 on:** March 16, 2014, 02:00:44 PM »

Felix, please capture it and teach it how to use twitter. Then create @GEmonkey. And turn him loose with a old Samsung SIII

CNS · « **Reply #2383 on:** March 16, 2014, 02:02:40 PM »

get that monkey a GoPro and have it auto upload here or something.

ednksu · « **Reply #2384 on:** March 16, 2014, 06:16:06 PM »

Felix how boss is Bossem Youssef? 60 Minutes had him on, seemed ultra boss level.

CNS · « **Reply #2385 on:** March 16, 2014, 06:42:52 PM »

Any update on the AIDS cure thing?

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Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #2386 on:** March 16, 2014, 08:20:49 PM »

Quote from: ednksu on March 16, 2014, 06:16:06 PM

Felix how boss is Bossem Youssef? 60 Minutes had him on, seemed ultra boss level.

Saw it, he seemed pretty funny for an Egyptian guy

felix rex · « **Reply #2387 on:** March 17, 2014, 12:07:52 AM »

Quote from: Limestone on March 16, 2014, 08:20:49 PM

Quote from: ednksu on March 16, 2014, 06:16:06 PM
Felix how boss is Bossem Youssef? 60 Minutes had him on, seemed ultra boss level.

Saw it, he seemed pretty funny for an Egyptian guy

So boss that his opponents jam satellites to try and shut him down. And Egyptians are pretty hilarious, anyway.

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felix rex · « **Reply #2388 on:** March 17, 2014, 05:51:39 AM »

The monkey was a pet. It turns out that escaped monkeys are not at all uncommon here, as they are popular pets.

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felix rex · « **Reply #2389 on:** March 20, 2014, 12:58:10 PM »

So I met Bassem Youssef today. What is it you say about celebrities? He was so down to earth. But srsly, he's a nice (or at least charming) dude.

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Institutional Control · « **Reply #2390 on:** March 20, 2014, 01:10:03 PM »

Quote from: felix rex on March 20, 2014, 12:58:10 PM

So I met Bassem Youssef today. What is it you say about celebrities? He was so down to earth. But srsly, he's a nice (or at least charming) dude.

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He was excellent in Slum Dog Millionaire.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #2391 on:** March 20, 2014, 01:50:44 PM »

Quote from: Batt BcKee P.O.S. Esq on March 20, 2014, 01:10:03 PM

Quote from: felix rex on March 20, 2014, 12:58:10 PM
So I met Bassem Youssef today. What is it you say about celebrities? He was so down to earth. But srsly, he's a nice (or at least charming) dude.

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He was excellent in Slum Dog Millionaire.

I liked him in Seinfeld, too.

raquetcat · « **Reply #2392 on:** March 20, 2014, 02:57:13 PM »

Quote from: felix rex on March 20, 2014, 12:58:10 PM

So I met Bassem Youssef today. What is it you say about celebrities? He was so down to earth. But srsly, he's a nice (or at least charming) dude.

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That's awesome, I saw that 60 minutes story on him, seems like he would be a cool dude, did you give him some EMAW gear and snap a pic?

bubbles4ksu · « **Reply #2393 on:** March 24, 2014, 09:12:07 AM »

Egypt court sentences 528 Morsi supporters to death

felix rex · « **Reply #2394 on:** March 24, 2014, 09:26:14 AM »

Quote from: bubbles4ksu on March 24, 2014, 09:12:07 AM

Egypt court sentences 528 Morsi supporters to death

Pretty rough ridin' efficient. Also, the judge's last name literally means "the butcher".

CNS · « **Reply #2395 on:** March 24, 2014, 09:29:28 AM »

Quote from: felix rex on March 24, 2014, 09:26:14 AM

Quote from: bubbles4ksu on March 24, 2014, 09:12:07 AM
Egypt court sentences 528 Morsi supporters to death

Pretty rough ridin' efficient. Also, the judge's last name literally means "the butcher".

Oh man, well suited names would be a fantastic thread for combo season. I know a chiropractor that is named Dr. Pain. Also knew a barber named Harry.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #2396 on:** March 24, 2014, 09:39:54 AM »

Quote from: CNS on March 24, 2014, 09:29:28 AM

Quote from: felix rex on March 24, 2014, 09:26:14 AM
Quote from: bubbles4ksu on March 24, 2014, 09:12:07 AM
Egypt court sentences 528 Morsi supporters to death

Pretty rough ridin' efficient. Also, the judge's last name literally means "the butcher".

Oh man, well suited names would be a fantastic thread for combo season. I know a chiropractor that is named Dr. Pain. Also knew a barber named Harry.

My uncle in California is named "Cal."

felix rex · « **Reply #2397 on:** March 26, 2014, 01:27:13 AM »

****ALERT ALERT****!!

For those of you planning a summer get away to Egypt's beautiful Red Sea, the five-star Hilton resort just had its license revoked by the Ministry of Tourism!

In all seriousness, a British lady was raped by a security guard a few weeks ago, so the minister is trying to take legit steps to reassure tourists (he shut down a four-star place, too). He always looks so sad when he's on TV now. Meanwhile, Egyptian media has assured us all that the CCTV shows that this lady was DRINKING ALCOHOL UNTIL TWO IN THE MORNING AT THE HOTEL BAR!!

ednksu · « **Reply #2398 on:** March 26, 2014, 06:32:28 AM »

Quote from: felix rex on March 20, 2014, 12:58:10 PM

So I met Bassem Youssef today. What is it you say about celebrities? He was so down to earth. But srsly, he's a nice (or at least charming) dude.

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were you able to have a conversation with him? Or was this just a meet and greet quick in and out sort of thing?

CNS · « **Reply #2399 on:** March 26, 2014, 07:11:05 AM »

Quote from: felix rex on March 26, 2014, 01:27:13 AM

****ALERT ALERT****!!

For those of you planning a summer get away to Egypt's beautiful Red Sea, the five-star Hilton resort just had its license revoked by the Ministry of Tourism!

In all seriousness, a British lady was raped by a security guard a few weeks ago, so the minister is trying to take legit steps to reassure tourists (he shut down a four-star place, too). He always looks so sad when he's on TV now. Meanwhile, Egyptian media has assured us all that the CCTV shows that this lady was DRINKING ALCOHOL UNTIL TWO IN THE MORNING AT THE HOTEL BAR!!

How do you say Oread in Egyptian?