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Worst Starting QB?

Collin Klein
Sam Lamur
Justin Tuggle
Jeff Schwinn
Dylan Meier
Carson Coffman (LOL)
Allan Evridge
Grant Gregory
Steve Grogan

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« on: May 03, 2011, 08:37:03 AM »
After this season is all said and done, who will hold the title of worst starting QB to ever lace up his cleats for Kansas State?

Collin Klein, Sam Lamur, and Justin Tuggle are currently waging a cripple fight to see who will get to start against Eastern Kentucky. If the winner of this battle manages to hold on to the starting spot for the full season, he could very possibly be the worst wildcat starter ever.

Jeff Schwinn led the best team in the Big 12 to a home loss against Marshall. 'nuff said.

Dylan Meier showed some flashes of not being completely terrible, but for the most part, he was horrible.

Carson Coffman gets a ton of hate around here for reasons I don't quite understand, so I put him on the poll.

Allan Evridge was horrible. This cannot be argued, but I personally don't think he was the worst ever.


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« Reply #1 on: May 03, 2011, 08:39:35 AM »
Allan Evridge was the worst QBOAT
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« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2011, 08:40:48 AM »
Allan Evridge was the worst QBOAT

Sorry about that. I meant to include him in the poll.

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« Reply #3 on: May 03, 2011, 08:54:59 AM »
Allan Evridge was the worst QBOAT

yes, just awful

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« Reply #4 on: May 03, 2011, 09:03:13 AM »
Allan Evridge was the worst QBOAT

yes, just awful

'member how everyone always talked about how tough he was because every time he got sacked and thrown to the ground because he was horrible he was able to stand back up?

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« Reply #5 on: May 03, 2011, 09:04:50 AM »
Allan Evridge was the worst QBOAT

yes, just awful

'member how everyone always talked about how tough he was because every time he got sacked and thrown to the ground because he was horrible he was able to stand back up?

i fist pumped in the middle of the student section when nick reid took him down.

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« Reply #6 on: May 03, 2011, 09:05:39 AM »
Rusty can't vote on this until you add GG

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« Reply #7 on: May 03, 2011, 09:06:16 AM »
Allan Evridge was the worst QBOAT

yes, just awful

'member how everyone always talked about how tough he was because every time he got sacked and thrown to the ground because he was horrible he was able to stand back up?

remember against NU in Lincoln where hollywood was being a god damned hero at RB for us but AE was, like, 1-19 passing or whatever and single handidly lost the game for us?  yeah, I do.  it was bad.  

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« Reply #8 on: May 03, 2011, 09:06:50 AM »
Rusty can't vote on this until you add GG

GG was an AE clone but with a broken shoulder.  so, a slightly better AE. 

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« Reply #9 on: May 03, 2011, 09:10:02 AM »
Rusty can't vote on this until you add GG

GG was an AE clone but with a broken shoulder.  so, a slightly better AE. 
Wow I honestly completely forgot/blocked out GG. Probably means he can't be the worst, right?

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« Reply #10 on: May 03, 2011, 09:10:14 AM »
I know some of you guys are really young, but if you break it down to the Snyder era, there is one qb that stands below the rest:

Jason Smargiasso - 1992

Not even close to any on your list.
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« Reply #11 on: May 03, 2011, 09:11:28 AM »
Rusty can't vote on this until you add GG

Done.

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« Reply #12 on: May 03, 2011, 09:11:59 AM »
Allan Evridge was the worst QBOAT

yes, just awful

'member how everyone always talked about how tough he was because every time he got sacked and thrown to the ground because he was horrible he was able to stand back up?

remember against NU in Lincoln where hollywood was being a god damned hero at RB for us but AE was, like, 2-19 passing or whatever and single handidly lost the game for us?  yeah, I do.  it was bad.  

Yeah, totally remember. Was a terrible passer. What about the time that TT guy smashed his face into dust because he was a horrible runner also.

Mods plz change my vote from Tuggle to AE.  I'm so mad right now.

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« Reply #13 on: May 03, 2011, 09:12:42 AM »
I know some of you guys are really young, but if you break it down to the Snyder era, there is one qb that stands below the rest:

Jason Smargiasso - 1992

Not even close to any on your list.

I've never heard of him, so I'm not going to add K-State's starter from way back when I was in the 1st grade.

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« Reply #14 on: May 03, 2011, 09:14:23 AM »
I know some of you guys are really young, but if you break it down to the Snyder era, there is one qb that stands below the rest:

Jason Smargiasso - 1992

Not even close to any on your list.

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« Reply #15 on: May 03, 2011, 09:16:13 AM »
Allan Evridge was the worst QBOAT

yes, just awful

'member how everyone always talked about how tough he was because every time he got sacked and thrown to the ground because he was horrible he was able to stand back up?

remember against NU in Lincoln where hollywood was being a god damned hero at RB for us but AE was, like, 2-19 passing or whatever and single handidly lost the game for us?  yeah, I do.  it was bad.  

Yeah, totally remember. Was a terrible passer. What about the time that TT guy smashed his face into dust because he was a horrible runner also.

Mods plz change my vote from Tuggle to AE.  I'm so mad right now.

a good AE memory is when he went to Wisconsin and everyone from the NU boards were making fun of us because he was the Wisconsin starter and he was from Nebraska and junk and then he stunk so awful bad that they benched his ass and we all lol'd.  another good memory is when NU fans slashed his tires when he committed to the ksu cats. 

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« Reply #16 on: May 03, 2011, 09:17:23 AM »
Definitely not enough Schwinn hate so far.

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« Reply #17 on: May 03, 2011, 09:17:31 AM »
I voted for Tuggle because he must be horrible to not be running away with the starting position this year, and I do think he will get at least one start so he can educate us all on what a truly elite-level-of-shitty QB actually looks like.

I think Lamur is probably the worst QB on the list, but I don't think he will start a game.

If I had to pick somebody I've already seen, it would be Schwinn, but that might not be fair to Everidge, who started his games over perfectly healthy quarterbacks.
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« Reply #18 on: May 03, 2011, 09:20:55 AM »
yeah, we had webb available when AE was out there losing games in humiliating fashion.  oh, another good AE memory was when he went to Prince to tell him he would volunteer to change positions or whatever if he could get on the field and ron told him to GTFOOHF Matt Boss style.  awesome. 

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« Reply #19 on: May 03, 2011, 09:21:38 AM »
which brings up an amazing OT good memory.  Matt Boss's butthurt uncle.  OMG that was great.

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« Reply #20 on: May 03, 2011, 09:27:35 AM »
Allan Evridge was the worst QBOAT

yes, just awful

'member how everyone always talked about how tough he was because every time he got sacked and thrown to the ground because he was horrible he was able to stand back up?

remember against NU in Lincoln where hollywood was being a god damned hero at RB for us but AE was, like, 2-19 passing or whatever and single handidly lost the game for us?  yeah, I do.  it was bad.  

Yeah, totally remember. Was a terrible passer. What about the time that TT guy smashed his face into dust because he was a horrible runner also.

Mods plz change my vote from Tuggle to AE.  I'm so mad right now.


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« Reply #21 on: May 03, 2011, 09:27:56 AM »
I know some of you guys are really young, but if you break it down to the Snyder era, there is one qb that stands below the rest:

Jason Smargiasso - 1992Not even close to any on your list.
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« Reply #22 on: May 03, 2011, 09:28:18 AM »
Schwinn was way better than AE.

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« Reply #23 on: May 03, 2011, 09:28:37 AM »
I know some of you guys are really young, but if you break it down to the Snyder era, there is one qb that stands below the rest:

Jason Smargiasso - 1992

Not even close to any on your list.

I've never heard of him, so I'm not going to add K-State's starter from way back when I was in the 1st grade.

Just because you were still pissing you pants while playing four square when some of us were in college partying are asses off as the only fans in the stadium while watching the worst qb in Snyder history doesn't mean he doesn't belong on the list.  Trust me he was worse than AE....by far.  He couldn't complete a swing pass let alone get it down the field.  And he had Andre Coleman, Kevin Lockett, Mitch Running and Tyson Schwieger to throw the ball to.  
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« Reply #24 on: May 03, 2011, 09:30:29 AM »
I bet AE could have competed for the starting QB position back when we had regular students sign up and the forward pass hadn't been invented but I vote we don't add those students who were barely better than AE to the list either.