Author Topic: Common Sense (Read 16189 times)

star seed 7 · « **Reply #175 on:** May 24, 2013, 08:29:24 PM »

just talking anatomy here guys, not everything is sexual. head to GPC if you can't talk about penises and vaginas like an adult.

mocat · « **Reply #176 on:** May 24, 2013, 08:49:02 PM »

Quote from: seven on May 24, 2013, 08:29:24 PM

just talking anatomy here guys, not everything is sexual. head to GPC if you can't talk about penises and vaginas like an adult.

Agreed. And just because Mrs Gooch thinks carpet bombing is just as effective as laser guided smart bombs doesn't mean we can't get along like buds

Rams · « **Reply #177 on:** May 24, 2013, 09:22:53 PM »

mrs. gooch just gained some serious cred in my book. I don't care how big her feet are.

bones129 · « **Reply #178 on:** May 25, 2013, 12:59:00 AM »

Mrs. Gooch is a hall-of-famer in my book.

jtksu · « **Reply #179 on:** May 25, 2013, 01:08:12 AM »

Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on May 24, 2013, 10:18:49 AM

Well to pee standing up at a toilet, I'd need to straddle the toilet which would be kind of awkward. But if I am in a shower then I just stand over the drain...or just let the shower water carry the urine to the drain. It is not that complicated.

You dirty, dirty whore.

HerrSonntag · « **Reply #180 on:** May 25, 2013, 04:32:25 AM »

I've never understood the taboo with peeing in the shower, its essentially the same thing as a toilet. What washes off your skin is much fouler than any urine a normal person could produce.

OK_Cat · « **Reply #181 on:** May 25, 2013, 09:21:17 AM »

when i died in the tornado, jesus or whatever said that mrs gooch is correct on the anatomy thing

also, wtf you guys

jtksu · « **Reply #182 on:** May 25, 2013, 10:25:08 AM »

Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on May 24, 2013, 04:27:55 PM

Quote from: mocat on May 24, 2013, 04:18:55 PM
Gooch is going to be so mad at us you guys

Do you really think this is worse than all the dick pics I received?

I'm gonna need some elaboration on this post, please.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #183 on:** May 25, 2013, 10:27:46 AM »

Quote from: OK Cat on May 25, 2013, 09:21:17 AM

when i died in the tornado, jesus or whatever said that mrs gooch is correct on the anatomy thing

also, wtf you guys

You rose days later like Jesus.

Also, please post video of you finding your pets underneath the rubble after you thought they were dead.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #184 on:** May 25, 2013, 10:32:52 AM »

What the hell happened to the Thomas Payne discussion thread?

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #185 on:** May 25, 2013, 11:07:53 AM »

Quote from: jtksu on May 25, 2013, 10:25:08 AM

Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on May 24, 2013, 04:27:55 PM
Quote from: mocat on May 24, 2013, 04:18:55 PM
Gooch is going to be so mad at us you guys

Do you really think this is worse than all the dick pics I received?

I'm gonna need some elaboration on this post, please.

Check the dating thread, gym thread, I Never thread.

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #186 on:** May 25, 2013, 11:36:25 AM »

Quote from: mocat on May 24, 2013, 08:49:02 PM

Agreed. And just because Mrs Gooch thinks carpet bombing is just as effective as laser guided smart bombs doesn't mean we can't get along like buds

Have you ever seen Independence Day where that alien ship is hovering directly over the White House and then sends a precision laser beam directly down to hit the White House? It's more like that.

jtksu · « **Reply #187 on:** May 25, 2013, 08:18:38 PM »

Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on May 25, 2013, 11:36:25 AM

Quote from: mocat on May 24, 2013, 08:49:02 PM
Agreed. And just because Mrs Gooch thinks carpet bombing is just as effective as laser guided smart bombs doesn't mean we can't get along like buds

Have you ever seen Independence Day where that alien ship is hovering directly over the White House and then sends a precision laser beam directly down to hit the White House? It's more like that.

Do you get a lot of bladder infections?

michigancat · « **Reply #188 on:** June 13, 2013, 10:01:14 PM »

At my current company, we have regular meetings that have not once required people to take notes - just informal info sessions. But people ALWAYS bring a notepad and pen. I finally broke down and started bringing paper just so I don't look disinterested.

mocat · « **Reply #189 on:** June 13, 2013, 10:08:34 PM »

Quote from: michigancat on June 13, 2013, 10:01:14 PM

At my current company, we have regular meetings that have not once required people to take notes - just informal info sessions. But people ALWAYS bring a notepad and pen. I finally broke down and started bringing paper just so I don't look disinterested.

Oh yes, this is a good one.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #190 on:** June 14, 2013, 11:03:42 AM »

That's why I carry an ipad everywhere. It's in one of those Zagg things. Also I can bbs during meetings.

michigancat · « **Reply #191 on:** June 14, 2013, 11:04:40 AM »

Quote from: Emo EMAW on June 14, 2013, 11:03:42 AM

That's why I carry an ipad everywhere. It's in one of those Zagg things. Also I can bbs during meetings.

yeah, I generally put "to do's" on my phone. But it looks bad.

michigancat · « **Reply #192 on:** June 14, 2013, 01:17:38 PM »

Related -

I'll often go to meetings with coworkers two floors below us. They always take the elevators, and I just join in because I don't want to seem like a dick to them.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #193 on:** June 14, 2013, 01:29:02 PM »

Quote from: Emo EMAW on June 14, 2013, 11:03:42 AM

That's why I carry an ipad everywhere. It's in one of those Zagg things. Also I can bbs during meetings.

Yup, i'm doing this right now, but they think i'm taking notes.

michigancat · « **Reply #194 on:** June 14, 2013, 01:29:37 PM »

Quote from: Wackycat08 on June 14, 2013, 01:29:02 PM

Quote from: Emo EMAW on June 14, 2013, 11:03:42 AM
That's why I carry an ipad everywhere. It's in one of those Zagg things. Also I can bbs during meetings.
Yup, i'm doing this right now, but they think i'm taking notes.

good thing you're anonymous now

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #195 on:** June 14, 2013, 01:31:44 PM »

Quote from: michigancat on June 14, 2013, 01:29:37 PM

Quote from: Wackycat08 on June 14, 2013, 01:29:02 PM
Quote from: Emo EMAW on June 14, 2013, 11:03:42 AM
That's why I carry an ipad everywhere. It's in one of those Zagg things. Also I can bbs during meetings.
Yup, i'm doing this right now, but they think i'm taking notes.

good thing you're anonymous now

Even if it was meant sarcastically.

michigancat · « **Reply #196 on:** June 14, 2013, 02:30:03 PM »

I think announcing you picked up on sarcasm qualifies as a wackycat brag

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #197 on:** June 14, 2013, 02:32:31 PM »

sys · « **Reply #198 on:** June 15, 2013, 10:58:09 PM »

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-22846846

Winters · « **Reply #199 on:** June 22, 2013, 09:16:48 PM »

Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on May 25, 2013, 11:36:25 AM

Quote from: mocat on May 24, 2013, 08:49:02 PM
Agreed. And just because Mrs Gooch thinks carpet bombing is just as effective as laser guided smart bombs doesn't mean we can't get along like buds

Have you ever seen Independence Day where that alien ship is hovering directly over the White House and then sends a precision laser beam directly down to hit the White House? It's more like that.

What if extra-terrestrials think our movies are real and they're just waiting for Will Smith to die before they invade?