Official 2013 Coaching Carousel (football edition)

[ManBearPig]

I know it's early but here's a list of coaches who will be entering next season on seat warmers...hell some of them might not even make it through the offseason...and extend the carousel.  Just some ideas as to what other programs could have openings next season.

Kiffin at USC
Sarkesian at Washington
Kill at Minnesota (people hate him up here..and already tired of his copout seizures)
Ferentz at Iowa
Wilson at Indiana
Beckman at Illinois
London at Virginia
Grobe at Wake Forrest
Edsall at Maryland
...and Pinkel  + +

[ManBearPig]

and i guess Mack too...

[MixBerryCrunch]

and i guess Mack too...

You forgot one.

[bones129]

Pretty accurate list, I'd say.

[jtksu]

I know it's early but here's a list of coaches who will be entering next season on seat warmers...hell some of them might not even make it through the offseason...and extend the carousel.  Just some ideas as to what other programs could have openings next season.

Kiffin at USC
Sarkesian at Washington
Kill at Minnesota (people hate him up here..and already tired of his copout seizures)
Ferentz at Iowa
Wilson at Indiana
Beckman at Illinois
London at Virginia
Grobe at Wake Forrest
Edsall at Maryland
...and Pinkel  + +

Isn't Ferentz signed through like 2020?  Seems like I read an article about that being the worst contract in CFB.  Kill has 'Sota in a bowl this year, doesn't he?  He'd have to really suck balls next year to get fired, you'd assume seizure dudes are a minority.  And the rest of those guys- who are they?  Did you just get bored and start making up names?

[Not Sure]

When players quit a program in spectacular fashion, there's usually smoke somewhere.  Minnesota had a star receiver quit and whine to the press about being denied a scholly and treated meanly by Kill.  Minnesota just built a badass new stadium on campus a few years ago, and they have higher expectations now.  I don't think Minn people like Kill, and the weird crap that went down this season player wise brought a lot of unwanted attention.  If they win 6 or less games next year- I think he's gone.  I don't know how the eff they suck so badly.  45,000 students in the middle of a large metropolis with solid facilities.  I don't understand how Wisconsin has been that much better than Minn for so long.

Funny thing is, with the competition implosion that's happened in that pud conference, I bet they can really start to compete in that crap division over the next few years.  They'll easily beat the newcomers for the forseeable future, and the other teams in the division definitely don't look to be getting any better anytime soon.  The next coach at Minnesota could really break out and look like a genius.   

[MakeItRain]

Kill is awful.  How can that guy be the CEO of a program that hopes to accomplish anything?

[ben ji]

I know it's early but here's a list of coaches who will be entering next season on seat warmers...hell some of them might not even make it through the offseason...and extend the carousel.  Just some ideas as to what other programs could have openings next season.

Kiffin at USC
Sarkesian at Washington
Kill at Minnesota (people hate him up here..and already tired of his copout seizures)
Ferentz at Iowa
Wilson at Indiana
Beckman at Illinois
London at Virginia
Grobe at Wake Forrest
Edsall at Maryland
...and Pinkel  + +

Isn't Ferentz signed through like 2020?  Seems like I read an article about that being the worst contract in CFB.  Kill has 'Sota in a bowl this year, doesn't he?  He'd have to really suck balls next year to get fired, you'd assume seizure dudes are a minority.  And the rest of those guys- who are they?  Did you just get bored and start making up names?

Iowa fans are getting pissed, co worker sent me this article a couple of weeks ago and I loved this paragraph.

http://www.blackheartgoldpants.com/football/2012/11/15/3649156/the-kirk-ferentz-years-the-end-of-the-middle-or-the-middle-of-the-end

The Iowa Hawkeyes football team, with the longest tenured and second highest paid coach in the Big Ten, is on the verge of its worst record since the 2000 season. There is trouble in paradise, if you consider a small college town dissected by a muddy river in a lightly populated farming state paradise (I do, by the way). The natives are restless, you can see it, and the natives pride themselves on almost never being restless, and if they are, never showing it.

[RickRampus]

I know it's early but here's a list of coaches who will be entering next season on seat warmers...hell some of them might not even make it through the offseason...and extend the carousel.  Just some ideas as to what other programs could have openings next season.

Kiffin at USC
Sarkesian at Washington
Kill at Minnesota (people hate him up here..and already tired of his copout seizures)
Ferentz at Iowa
Wilson at Indiana
Beckman at Illinois
London at Virginia
Grobe at Wake Forrest
Edsall at Maryland
...and Pinkel  + +

i think you might've missed a large and very warm lazy boy. 

[WillieWatanabe]

oscar Feldman ?@BFeldmanCBS

Tennessee has offered the Vols head coaching job to Mike Gundy, a source told CBS this morning.

 

[Pete]

oscar Feldman ?@BFeldmanCBS

Tennessee has offered the Vols head coaching job to Mike Gundy, a source told CBS this morning.

 

 

The next guy at Oklahoma State can't do any better at beating us out of recruits.  I'll take my chances with the next guy and hope he's worse.

[catzacker]

oscar Feldman ?@BFeldmanCBS

Tennessee has offered the Vols head coaching job to Mike Gundy, a source told CBS this morning.

 

I want him to go in there and just wreck that conference with offense. 

[WillieWatanabe]

looks like a power play, obviously with Gundy's agent leaking this.  What will the AD do.   

[Belvis Noland]

Perception around here is that SEC > BigXII > big 10

That said,

Wisconsin to Arkansas is a lateral (maybe backward) move. 

OSU to Tennessee is a promotion. 

weird. 

[Stevesie60]

oscar Feldman ?@BFeldmanCBS

Tennessee has offered the Vols head coaching job to Mike Gundy, a source told CBS this morning.

 

I want him to go in there and just wreck that conference with offense. 

Oh man that'd be great. Especially if A&M and Tennessee are competing for SEC Championships every year.

[TheHamburglar]

FIU just fired Mario Cristobal for going 3-9 this year.  12 months ago he was a young, rising coach and probably could have left FIU for a better job.  Now, fired.

[WillieWatanabe]

who does FIU THINK THEY ARE?!

[slobber]

FIU just fired Mario Cristobal for going 3-9 this year.  12 months ago he was a young, rising coach and probably could have left FIU for a better job.  Now, fired.

I'll bet 12 months months ago he would have loved to have a .............. 

[Pete]

FIU just fired Mario Cristobal for going 3-9 this year.  12 months ago he was a young, rising coach and probably could have left FIU for a better job.  Now, fired.

It's funny that his last name sounds like you are saying "Crystal Ball" if you are speaking American.

[ChiComCat]

An O-State opening would be super interesting

[catzacker]

oscar Feldman ?@BFeldmanCBS

Tennessee has offered the Vols head coaching job to Mike Gundy, a source told CBS this morning.

 

I want him to go in there and just wreck that conference with offense. 

Oh man that'd be great. Especially if A&M and Tennessee are competing for SEC Championships every year.

Yeah, however, the narrative will be “those offenses/teams weren’t good until they got SEC athletes”.  It’s “why” MU can’t compete.  Don’t have SEC athletes.

[Dr Rick Daris]

Perception around here is that SEC > BigXII > big 10

That said,

Wisconsin to Arkansas is a lateral (maybe backward) move. 

OSU to Tennessee is a promotion. 

weird.

as absolutely weird as it sounds, i heard some wisconsin people talking last week and they didn't like bielema. they were all, well he better beat nebraska or i want him gone. i was shocked. maybe bielema was actually feeling some heat and was like screw this, i'm out if i get a really good offer somewhere else. he was only .500 in league this year and finished behind ohio st and penn st in his division. 

[WillieWatanabe]

sounds like Gundy's staying i guess.

[TheHamburglar]

Perception around here is that SEC > BigXII > big 10

That said,

Wisconsin to Arkansas is a lateral (maybe backward) move. 

OSU to Tennessee is a promotion. 

weird.

as absolutely weird as it sounds, i heard some wisconsin people talking last week and they didn't like bielema. they were all, well he better beat nebraska or i want him gone. i was shocked. maybe bielema was actually feeling some heat and was like screw this, i'm out if i get a really good offer somewhere else. he was only .500 in league this year and finished behind ohio st and penn st in his division.

The best thing for coaches to do is rack up some success, and at the first sight that you think things might be slipping at your current job (like losing your OC and 5 other assistants, then going 7-5, 4-4 while firing your new OL coach 3 weeks in) is to take a new job that is slightly better and get a raise while the fans of the new school will be excited they landed you.

[PowercatPat]

sounds like Gundy's staying i guess.

I don't blame him. Tenn would be a huge step down for him.