I usually don't link kstatefans on here, but it's too funny to let pass.
http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?S=173#S=173&F=2671&T=140811The squawklogic went in the following order:
1)"Wow K-state fans are dumb! They got Brandon Rush and CJ Giles mixed up!"
2)"It's just some stupid rumor K-state fans made up. Brandon doesn't even have a child. I'm offended they would make something stupid like that up. We should sue for libel/slander/defamation. Show me proof."
3)"That missouri court case doesn't mean anything. It's not even the same Brandon Rush. You guys are morons."
4)"Just because it's a Brandon L Rush in Jackson County, and our Brandon L Rush is from Jackson County, doesn't mean that suit involves our Brandon Rush."
5)"Just because it's a Brandon L Rush that lived with a Glenda Rush in Jackson County, and our Brandon L Rush from Jackson County has a mother named Glenda Rush, doesn't mean it's our Brandon Rush."
6)"K-state fans are classless. I can't believe they brought something that private up."
7)"Paternity doesn't mean mean he hasn't been paying child support. It means they're giving him a paternity test. It's probably some dumb broad trying to leech off of his future millions."
(Enter logic about how the state has been paying for his child, which is why the STATE is going after Brandon and not actually THE GIRL as the jayhawks have been insinuating.)
After running out of excuses
8)"It can't be true. The media would know about it. You guys are all just making this up. Liars. ALL LIARS I TELL YOU! STOP SAYING BAD THINGS ABOUT OUR BASKETBALL TEAM! WE'RE RIGHT! YOU GUYS HAD NO RIGHT TO BRING UP SOMETHING THIS PERSONAL!(after demanding proof that rush was a deadbeat dad earlier.)
It's not all in this specific thread, but this thread contains most of the phases. The rest can be found on phog and on the slant.
Quality entertainment.