ku Jokes

[catsfan20012002]

What do a slinky and a Jayhawk have in common?

Both are fun to watch when you push them down the stairs.

[catsfan20012002]

Anybody??

[FBWillie]

ku News

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>The University of Kansas has designed and built a golf course to rival

>the great Colbert Hills. However, in a rush to complete this project,

>it was noted that the ku design included only 14 holes. When

>questioned about this, ku officials responded "We really don't see this

>as a problem as we never make it to the final 4 anyway".

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>News out of ku's athletic department is that there will be some changes

>made to storied Allen Fieldhouse. The basketball court will soon be

>covered in cardboard as athletic department administrators have

>determined the ku basketball teams always look better on paper.

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>In other news around the ku campus, Head Football Coach has announced

>that he is dressing only 8 players for this week's big game against

>in-state rival Kansas State. All other ku players will attempt to

>dress themselves.

[Dirty Sanchez]

mj's fake mangino rolling down the hill and injuring several players story that looked like a legitimate espn.com story was the best.

[FBWillie]

How do you get a ku cheerleader out of your dorm room?















Greese her hips and push with your legs.

[ECN]

what did God say to the ku football team?









dont do anything 'til i get back.

[kcsinger]

Did you know that the toilet seat was invented by a ku grad?
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But it was worthless till someone else put a hole in the middle. 
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