ku News
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>The University of Kansas has designed and built a golf course to rival
>the great Colbert Hills. However, in a rush to complete this project,
>it was noted that the ku design included only 14 holes. When
>questioned about this, ku officials responded "We really don't see this
>as a problem as we never make it to the final 4 anyway".
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>News out of ku's athletic department is that there will be some changes
>made to storied Allen Fieldhouse. The basketball court will soon be
>covered in cardboard as athletic department administrators have
>determined the ku basketball teams always look better on paper.
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>In other news around the ku campus, Head Football Coach has announced
>that he is dressing only 8 players for this week's big game against
>in-state rival Kansas State. All other ku players will attempt to
>dress themselves.