Ok, in a flight of classless fantasy, here is what my "some-timer's" condition is pointing me towards:
Nubb, Mizzou, Tejas and A$M bolt for the Big 10 or 16 or whatever.
Colorado bolts for the Pac 10 or 14 or 16 or whatever.
Kansas bolts for some basketball league like the Big East or the ACC.
Oklahoma bolts for the SEC.
This leaves Iowa State, Kansas State, Oklahoma State, Baylor, Texas Tech.
The conference invites tcu, Wyoming and Colorado State to join a new Big 8.
Here are the rivalries:
ISU and KSU. Farmaggedon !

Oklahoma State and Baylor. Or maybe OSU and Texas Tech,
Texas Tech and tcu. Or maybe Baylor and tcu.
Colorado State and Wyoming. Border War !

I suppose Air Force or Rice or Houston or SMU or Missouri State or New Mexico or New Mexico State could be invited.
