LINCOLN, NE. (AP) - A seven-year old boy was at the center of a LANCASTER County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible..
The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him.
After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.
After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Nebraska Cornhuskers, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.
Also apparently Nebraska Cornhuskers football practice was delayed two hours today after players found an unknown white powdery substance on the field. Bo Pelini immediately suspended practice and notified the police and FBI. After forensic tests, FBI concluded the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed and special agents determined the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season.
LMAO might as well give up Nubbs
