Nike Pro Combat Uniforms

[prome05]

Can you guys tell me who was last eliminated on Project Runway?  I bet you can.

tcu gets these?  that makes me want to break something.  insanely jealous.

   Blood lines on the helmet  

THEY SHOOT BLOOD OUT OF THEIR EYES.

Maybe when we get Patterson, we can steal the eye-blood shooting thing?

"Hey, K-State. What's with the red stripes on your helmets?"

"Oh. Blood shoots out of our eyes. :bloodshootsoutofeyes:"

Any chance we can get a :bloodshootsoutofeyes: emoticon ready once the waters are smooth?

[michigancat]

Sometime tomorrow, I plan to write the KSU "what this t-shirt is saying" audio.  Our t-shirt will of course say "EMAW".

Feel free to include your own submissions in this thread.

[kougar24]

Sometime tomorrow, I plan to write the KSU "what this t-shirt is saying" audio.  Our t-shirt will of course say "EMAW".

Feel free to include your own submissions in this thread.

Can I do the actual jersey 'shop to accompany your audio?   

[steve dave]

Rusty, make our t-shirt say we are always angried up.

[MadCat]

In all my experience with catching "horned frogs", I've never had one shoot blood or even have blood drip from their eyes.  I guess I'm just lucky.... or skilled.  However, last time I chased one, I got stung in the face by a bunch of wasps until my eyes swelled shut.  

[Belvis Noland]

Virginia Tech - "Good Guys Wear White"
tcu - "Never Back Down"
Ohio State - "Earned"
Florida State - "Fear the Spear"
Oklahoma - "Stake Our Claim"
Florida - "Finish the Mission"
Texas - "It Only Takes Eleven" (making fun of the 12th man?)
LSU - "Cochon de Lait"
Missouri - "Beast Mode"
Miami - "The U Knows"

Am I the only one scratching my head over these two?  Missouri isn't even in the top 4 storied programs in the conference.  UT, OU, A&M, NU, Iowa State (just kidding Haverhill)

[kougar24]

Ohio State - "Earned"

Oh, irony.

[bfred]

Virginia Tech - "Good Guys Wear White"
tcu - "Never Back Down"
Ohio State - "Earned"
Florida State - "Fear the Spear"
Oklahoma - "Stake Our Claim"
Florida - "Finish the Mission"
Texas - "It Only Takes Eleven" (making fun of the 12th man?)
LSU - "Cochon de Lait"
Missouri - "Beast Mode"
Miami - "The U Knows"

Am I the only one scratching my head over these two?  Missouri isn't even in the top 4 storied programs in the conference.  UT, OU, A&M, NU, Iowa State (just kidding Haverhill)

yes, it blows my god damn mind

[MadCat]

From what I can find, it looks like Texas, Ohio State, and Florida State are getting these.

Virginia Tech - "Good Guys Wear White" ...except in Silence of the Lambs
tcu - "Never Back Down" ...never surrender?
Ohio State - "Earned" ...Pwned
Florida State - "Fear the Spear" ...Kiss my Rear
Oklahoma - "Stake Our Claim" ...by sneaking out before the starting cannon.
Florida - "Finish the Mission" ...Mission accomplished?
Texas - "It Only Takes Eleven" (making fun of the 12th man?)
LSU - "Cochon de Lait" ...Pig in Milk
Missouri- "Beast Mode" ...as opposed to FP mode
Miami - "The U Knows" ...O RLY?

LOL why does LSU want their uniforms to translate literally "guinea pig of milk" or "pig of milk".

http://generalhorticulture.tamu.edu/prof/Recipes/Cochon/cochon.html

[g2brg]

seriously, I can not encourage you to listen to this enough.

click "gameday t-shirt", and "hear what this t-shirt is saying".

I would have the hugest EMAW boner in history if this was done for us.

lickety, lickety, zoo, zoo!   

[BamBam83]

From what I can find, it looks like Texas, Ohio State, and Florida State are getting these.

Virginia Tech - "Good Guys Wear White" ...except in Silence of the Lambs
tcu - "Never Back Down" ...never surrender?
Ohio State - "Earned" ...Pwned
Florida State - "Fear the Spear" ...Kiss my Rear
Oklahoma - "Stake Our Claim" ...by sneaking out before the starting cannon.
Florida - "Finish the Mission" ...Mission accomplished?
Texas - "It Only Takes Eleven" (making fun of the 12th man?)
LSU - "Cochon de Lait" ...Pig in Milk
Missouri- "Beast Mode" ...as opposed to FP mode
Miami - "The U Knows" ...O RLY?

LOL why does LSU want their uniforms to translate literally "guinea pig of milk" or "pig of milk".

http://generalhorticulture.tamu.edu/prof/Recipes/Cochon/cochon.html

Yes I read this, but it still makes no sense to me to have this on the uniform. Why not use "Geaux Tigers" or "Bon Temps Roulez"?

[Walt Grover]

You guys kiddin me? These look like they came straight out of Mangino's a$$.

[Super PurpleCat]

These "Combat Unis" are fracking ugly and stupid as hell.

Oregon's parade of Nike abominations are ugly and stupid.

The idea that "darker color" equals "we mean business this time" is stupid and very stupid (see BYU and ku's attempts at reinventing their school colors).

There's a balance between traditional and new-school, but these ridiculous "Combat Uniforms" are at one end with Nebraska's N helmets and Penn State's junior-high practice squad unis at the other.

Snyder has our uniforms right.  Whoever said we have no uniform tradition so screw it needs to go sit in the corner and think about how bad you were.  We've had our Snyder-unis for 20 years, the Ron Prince crapty purple-pants nonwithstanding.  Purple jersey, silver pants with purple and white stripes, silver helmet with purple logo and purple and white stripes.  It's perfect for us and college football.  Leave it the frack alone.  If that's not good enough for you then maybe you should be prancing down the catwalk in Paris or Milan instead of watching college football.

 

[michigancat]

These "Combat Unis" are fracking ugly and stupid as hell.

Oregon's parade of Nike abominations are ugly and stupid.

The idea that "darker color" equals "we mean business this time" is stupid and very stupid (see BYU and ku's attempts at reinventing their school colors).

There's a balance between traditional and new-school, but these ridiculous "Combat Uniforms" are at one end with Nebraska's N helmets and Penn State's junior-high practice squad unis at the other.

Snyder has our uniforms right.  Whoever said we have no uniform tradition so screw it needs to go sit in the corner and think about how bad you were.  We've had our Snyder-unis for 20 years, the Ron Prince crapty purple-pants nonwithstanding.  Purple jersey, silver pants with purple and white stripes, silver helmet with purple logo and purple and white stripes.  It's perfect for us and college football.  Leave it the frack alone.  If that's not good enough for you then maybe you should be prancing down the catwalk in Paris or Milan instead of watching college football.

 

fashion traditions dating to the late 80's/early 90's are about a billion times gayer than anything related to "catwalks in Paris or Milan". 

Ridiculously horrible post.  Our uniforms are hideous, and it's probably reason #2 why Snyder hasn't landed a decent QB in 10 years.

[steve dave]

Our uniforms are hideous, and it's probably reason #2 why Snyder hasn't landed a decent QB in 10 years.

bingo

[D]

Forget Nike let's go Under Armour.

Ray Ray and Ed can come to Kansas State and teach "hate" and "advanced hate" to the troops once a year.

[faultlessfreshcat]

These "Combat Unis" are fracking ugly and stupid as hell.

Oregon's parade of Nike abominations are ugly and stupid.

The idea that "darker color" equals "we mean business this time" is stupid and very stupid (see BYU and ku's attempts at reinventing their school colors).

There's a balance between traditional and new-school, but these ridiculous "Combat Uniforms" are at one end with Nebraska's N helmets and Penn State's junior-high practice squad unis at the other.

Snyder has our uniforms right.  Whoever said we have no uniform tradition so screw it needs to go sit in the corner and think about how bad you were.  We've had our Snyder-unis for 20 years, the Ron Prince crapty purple-pants nonwithstanding.  Purple jersey, silver pants with purple and white stripes, silver helmet with purple logo and purple and white stripes.  It's perfect for us and college football.  Leave it the frack alone.  If that's not good enough for you then maybe you should be prancing down the catwalk in Paris or Milan instead of watching college football.

 

The old uniforms were fracking ugly; nothing more really needs to be said.

Signed 99% of black high school footballers.

[Skydog]

Forget Nike let's go Under Armour.

Ray Ray and Ed can come to Kansas State and teach "hate" and "advanced hate" to the troops once a year.

Under Armor has the ugliest crap on the planet.

[kougar24]

Mich, do I get to 'shop the jerseys for your audio or what?

[michigancat]

Mich, do I get to 'shop the jerseys for your audio or what?

you can do whatever you want.  It's y(our) thread.  Feel free to write your own "copy", as well.  (more elite adspeak)

[PoetWarrior]

Funny that people think plain purple pants were a bold move.

[Super PurpleCat]

These "Combat Unis" are fracking ugly and stupid as hell.

Oregon's parade of Nike abominations are ugly and stupid.

The idea that "darker color" equals "we mean business this time" is stupid and very stupid (see BYU and ku's attempts at reinventing their school colors).

There's a balance between traditional and new-school, but these ridiculous "Combat Uniforms" are at one end with Nebraska's N helmets and Penn State's junior-high practice squad unis at the other.

Snyder has our uniforms right.  Whoever said we have no uniform tradition so screw it needs to go sit in the corner and think about how bad you were.  We've had our Snyder-unis for 20 years, the Ron Prince crapty purple-pants nonwithstanding.  Purple jersey, silver pants with purple and white stripes, silver helmet with purple logo and purple and white stripes.  It's perfect for us and college football.  Leave it the frack alone.  If that's not good enough for you then maybe you should be prancing down the catwalk in Paris or Milan instead of watching college football.

 

fashion traditions dating to the late 80's/early 90's are about a billion times gayer than anything related to "catwalks in Paris or Milan". 

Ridiculously horrible post.  Our uniforms are hideous, and it's probably reason #2 why Snyder hasn't landed a decent QB in 10 years.

 

[Super PurpleCat]

Funny that people think plain purple pants were a bold move.

And daring.

[buhl aid]

Did you see where VT's said Beamer Ball on the collar? Do you not realize ours would probably say EMAW? Who could be against that?

[gunnar1073]

Ridiculously horrible post.  Our uniforms are hideous, and it's probably reason #2 why Snyder hasn't landed a decent QB in 10 years.

&@#%in A right!!!  

Sincerely
The University of Florida and our ridiculously good looking uniforms

[Super PurpleCat]

Did you see where VT's said Beamer Ball on the collar? Do you not realize ours would probably say EMAW? Who could be against that?

Would be cool bro but not worth Nike also making the pants out of real kitten hair in the process.

[faultlessfreshcat]

Ridiculously horrible post.  Our uniforms are hideous, and it's probably reason #2 why Snyder hasn't landed a decent QB in 10 years.

frackin A right!!!  

Sincerely
The University of Florida and our ridiculously good looking uniforms

Same situation; Florida's uniforms are dog$hit. They might have been cool in the late 80's and early 90's when the ncaa let the fruits cut their jerseys to show off their outies

[MadCat]

Did you see where VT's said Beamer Ball on the collar? Do you not realize ours would probably say EMAW? Who could be against that?

Ah...that makes sense.  I thought it was pointing out the thing on Beamer's neck.

[boopeetpatweet]

Nike pro combat uniforms. Eat three more slices. Just do eat.

[Super PurpleCat]

Did you see where VT's said Beamer Ball on the collar? Do you not realize ours would probably say EMAW? Who could be against that?

Ah...that makes sense.  I thought it was pointing out the thing on Beamer's neck.

Good point.  The embroidery should say "GOITER?"