DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)

[steve dave]

Please line up at the "South Oval," which is near the George Lynn Cross Hall on Van Vleet Oval on the main campus....200 yards west of Memorial Stadium to get the ever-loving sh1t beat out of you prior to the game.  You need to begin lining up at 2PM so I can get to all of you prior to kickoff.  This line is only for OU fans that are OK with having their faces cratered so severely you are no longer recognizable to your families.  When people walk by the scene of your humiliation they are going to think that many, many more OU fans blew themselves up at that occursed spot.  But, no, it will just be various pieces of your face/scrota that are littering the area having been exploded from your body by my unmerciful punching.  Pete, Catzacker and I will be taking turns crushing your face/balls until 5PM.  At that time we have to meet my mom at the gate to get into the game. 

[jester66]

Cue HOF music.

Glad you rediscovered your manhood.
 

[WildCatzPhreak]

Any chance you could work some of the current OU players into your schedule?

[sonofdaxjones]

SD . . . .does your mom "sneak" in sandwiches, chips and drinks into the games for all of you guys in her purse??

[Cautiously Optimistic]

Pete, Catzacker and I will be taking turns crushing your face/balls until 5PM.  At that time we have to meet my mom at the gate to get into the game. 

Win!

[Oklahoma_Cat]

SD,

You're going to have to wait until the morning shift is off @ Wal-Mart...they aren't allowed to surf the web during work hours.  Just so you don't think that they are ducking you or anything.  FWIW

[Lynch]

I'm mobil and can't see pics. Just want to make sure that someone has/will post SD's pic so they know what's what.

[Pete]

SD . . . .does your mom "sneak" in sandwiches, chips and drinks into the games for all of you guys in her purse??

She totally does this!

Seriously though, for you OU fans who really want to get your ass handed to you, you'd better show up early and get in line.  We can't stay there that long, because SD's mom is kinda a bitch about being late and will go in without us if we are late.  



I am not the least bit concerned about Sooner fans.  I will pick out a particularly big one to fight.  Catzacker has been talking about taking on two, he gets kinda psycho about OU stuff.

Also, NO WEAPONS this time.  Fists only.  You know what the &@#% I am talking about SoonerRick7321, you SOB!

[frackku]

I do not recommend bringing your moms, wives, or girlfriends.  

When Steve Dave has beat everyone up he usually has time to have his way with your women before he has to meet his mom.  

Speaking from experience it is very humbling watching Steve Dave serve up a rusty trombone while you are laying on the ground in agony.  

[steve dave]

SD . . . .does your mom "sneak" in sandwiches, chips and drinks into the games for all of you guys in her purse??

She totally does this!

Seriously though, for you OU fans who really want to get your ass handed to you, you'd better show up early and get in line.  We can't stay there that long, because SD's mom is kinda a bitch about being late and will go in without us if we are late.  



I am not the least bit concerned about Sooner fans.  I will pick out a particularly big one to fight.  Catzacker has been talking about taking on two, he gets kinda psycho about OU stuff.

Also, NO WEAPONS this time.  Fists only.  You know what the frack I am talking about SoonerRick7321, you SOB!

SONNERRICK7321! 

[KITNfury]

If I might make one request SD, please do more ball smashing than normal to reduce the dirty, bare-footed, illegitimate kid population in OK. TIA

[WildCatzPhreak]

I do not recommend bringing your moms, wives, or girlfriends.  

When Steve Dave has beat everyone up he usually has time to have his way with your women before he has to meet his mom.  

Speaking from experience it is very humbling watching Steve Dave serve up a rusty trombone while you are laying on the ground in agony.  

Haha very funny.

Stevedave would not touch those cows with a nine and a half foot pole.  Would have all sorts of diseases by now.

[LimestoneOutcropping]

I cannot attend this game.  Unfortunately, I have been asked to provide security for some dignitaries attending the World Series.  However, if there should be some overflow from the SD beat down line, my nephew has agreed to administer foot to face demolishings in the Campus Corner area.  Just take the shuttle bus up.  I will identify the area for these beatings in subesquent posts because he is still trying to find a location where he can get a beer between partial decapitations (he is 15 years old so Sooner fan if you know one of your bars that serve minors who may have blood/skin/mullet hair on their shoes, pm me). 

[EllToPay]

This guy is already lined up at the South Oval. Told him the beatdown wasn't until Saturday, but he insisted on waiting...

[jthutch]

This guy is already lined up at the South Oval. Told him the beatdown wasn't until Saturday, but he insisted on waiting...

this man has none.

[SoonerKS]

This guy is already lined up at the South Oval. Told him the beatdown wasn't until Saturday, but he insisted on waiting...

Please do get this guy.  Most OU fans hate those hats.  I've never even seen where they sell them.

[steve dave]

THE LINING UP DOES NOT START UNTIL 2PM SATURDAY YOU STUPID HICKS! 

[Chingon]

sd, I will be down in Norman as well (visiting my g'ma).  I will have my biceps oiled, fists and ankles taped, and ready to go.  Two weeks ago only caused my blood lust to flow not ebb. Flying-Tiger knees to the mouth will be the first course, the second will be a elbow laced with concussion sauce.  

These beatdowns will be personal because of how the Oklahomans have treated my people over the years.

[Cem Blasoflas]

Do I have to be an OU fan?  What if I just feel the need to deliver a beating?

[Pete]

sd, I will be down in Norman as well (visiting my g'ma).  I will have my biceps oiled, fists and ankles taped, and ready to go.  Two weeks ago only caused my blood lust to flow not ebb. Flying-Tiger knees to the mouth will be the first course, the second will be a elbow laced with concussion sauce.  

These beatdowns will be personal because of how the Oklahomans have treated my people over the years.

It's a &@#%ing honor to have you by our side. 

[Rick Daris]

i couldn't go this week. i'm still grounded due to a&m day. long story. i am however in manhattan and available to fight any sooners that want to fight between the hours of 8:00pm saturday until 7:00am sunday with the exception of 1:00-2:00am where my mom will come home to eat dinner. pm for time and place if interested. 

[steve dave]

sd, I will be down in Norman as well (visiting my g'ma).  I will have my biceps oiled, fists and ankles taped, and ready to go.  Two weeks ago only caused my blood lust to flow not ebb. Flying-Tiger knees to the mouth will be the first course, the second will be a elbow laced with concussion sauce.  

These beatdowns will be personal because of how the Oklahomans have treated my people over the years.

It's a fracking honor to have you by our side. 

Good to hear chingon.  Your viciousness is only matched by your niceness when you invite me to dinner at your grandma's house and she makes lasagna.  

[Cem Blasoflas]

You people are disgusting.

The thought of punching a Sooner and getting my hand covered in snot, zit juice, and AIDS blood is revolting.

[jthutch]

SD, are you doing extra reps in the dojo this week to prepare for the sooner losers?

[Pett]

SD, c'mon man, you should've thought about it long and hard before issuing this threat. Just take a week off for this game or something. I mean you are challenging OU fans. OU FANS!!!!

They wake up in the morning & piss excellence.

[I_have_purplewood]

Crap, I think I being like our football team and looking past SD kicking the crap out of the OU fans and pummeling the ku basketball team into submission in two weeks?

[mjrod]

SD,

Godspeed.

[CrushNasty]

Get TOBY!!!!!!!!!!! 

[JTKSU]

I personally think it would be appropriate if an endless loop of Stand Up For The Champions played on a nearby boombox during the SD beatdown of all things Sooner.  I am currently mobile so I would appreciate it if someone was to link the video for the visiting OU fans who are currently logged on via their neighborhood public library.  TIA.

[jester66]

sd, I will be down in Norman as well (visiting my g'ma).  I will have my biceps oiled, fists and ankles taped, and ready to go.  Two weeks ago only caused my blood lust to flow not ebb. Flying-Tiger knees to the mouth will be the first course, the second will be a elbow laced with concussion sauce.  

These beatdowns will be personal because of how the Oklahomans have treated my people over the years.

It's a fracking honor to have you by our side. 

Good to hear chingon.  Your viciousness is only matched by your niceness when you invite me to dinner at your grandma's house and she makes lasagna.  

Is it safe to assume grandma uses ricotta vs cottage cheese?