Please line up at the "South Oval," which is near the George Lynn Cross Hall on Van Vleet Oval on the main campus....200 yards west of Memorial Stadium to get the ever-loving sh1t beat out of you prior to the game. You need to begin lining up at 2PM so I can get to all of you prior to kickoff. This line is only for OU fans that are OK with having their faces cratered so severely you are no longer recognizable to your families. When people walk by the scene of your humiliation they are going to think that many, many more OU fans blew themselves up at that occursed spot. But, no, it will just be various pieces of your face/scrota that are littering the area having been exploded from your body by my unmerciful punching. Pete, Catzacker and I will be taking turns crushing your face/balls until 5PM. At that time we have to meet my mom at the gate to get into the game.