Favorite quote from a professor

[Ben Ji 2.0]

"If your morals can change what made them right in the first place"

James Bloodgood

First day of my Business Ethics class Fall of 2009

[pwrcat1]

"Get your ass out of my class."

 -Michael Ramsay, 2007-

[Chingon]

With his back turned and facing the window in full sweater vest glory,
"I ask you: 'what color is the sky?' and what do you tell me?"

"You tell me the sky is RED!!!

NOOO!
 
THE SKY IS BLUE! 

THE SKY IS BLUE!!"

Then explodes and leaves the room...

[Thin Blue Line]

"Get your ass out of my class."

 -Michael Ramsay, 2007-

Reply:  "Then you owe me,"  pulls out calculator and gets the cost of the class, books, extras.."No money for me, no peace for you".

[Pete]

Joseph &@#%ing Unekis

$0.50 and your teach evaluation will get you a cup of coffee down at the Union. I am TENURED!

[Pike]

K-State students are the laziest students I have ever taught, I and I don't give a rats ass anymore if you don't want to do your homework

-Spanish teacher freshman year

This is huge because this is one of the only times she spoke English the entire semester.

[Thin Blue Line]

Joseph fracking Unekis

$0.50 and your teach evaluation will get you a cup of coffee down at the Union. I am TENURED!

A whisper in his ear, "Remember when you touched my crotch?".

[pwrcat1]

K-State students are the laziest students I have ever taught, I and I don't give a rats ass anymore if you don't want to do your homework

-Spanish teacher freshman year

This is huge because this is one of the only times she spoke English the entire semester.

Yasmin?   

[pwrcat1]

"Get your ass out of my class."

 -Michael Ramsay, 2007-

Reply:  "Then you owe me,"  pulls out calculator and gets the cost of the class, books, extras.."No money for me, no peace for you".

It wasn't directed at me so I didn't really care.  Plus, the lazy ass hole deserved it. 

[Thin Blue Line]

"Get your ass out of my class."

 -Michael Ramsay, 2007-

Reply:  "Then you owe me,"  pulls out calculator and gets the cost of the class, books, extras.."No money for me, no peace for you".

It wasn't directed at me so I didn't really care.  Plus, the lazy ass hole deserved it. 

Of course, it it happens to you, just yell, loudly, "You still owe me for the gram of meth, asshole!". Fun times for him.

[Pett]

This isn't the fifth year of high school!!!

What makes it really funny is that he says it five times a class period.

[pwrcat1]

"Get your ass out of my class."

 -Michael Ramsay, 2007-

Reply:  "Then you owe me,"  pulls out calculator and gets the cost of the class, books, extras.."No money for me, no peace for you".

It wasn't directed at me so I didn't really care.  Plus, the lazy ass hole deserved it.  

Of course, it it happens to you, just yell, loudly, "You still owe me for the gram of meth, asshole!". Fun times for him.

Lol.  He was actually the best prof I had.  We used to go hang at Labco after class every Wednesday after class. 

[WildCatzPhreak]

Not really a quote from a professor, but during my natural disasters final 4ish years ago in Umberger a freshmen exploded when he realized he was going to fail the final, and the class.

frack THIS CLASS!  AND frack YOU, MR (forgot profs name)!  YOU NEED A frackING HAIRCUT!

He slammed his desk, and stomped out.  The other 300 of us were laughing our asses off, and telling our prof how gorgeous his hair was.

There was also a time when some weird frat guys came in and stomped through that lecture hall in dresses during the final, serenading their new pledges.  Yes, dresses.  They weren't in the class, just felt like weirding everyone out I guess. 

[Chingon]

Natty Dis?

Gotta be Clark.

[WildCatzPhreak]

Natty Dis?

Gotta be Clark.

I think so, actually.

[catdude33]

Not really a quote from a professor, but during my natural disasters final 4ish years ago in Umberger a freshmen exploded when he realized he was going to fail the final, and the class.

frack THIS CLASS!  AND frack YOU, MR (forgot profs name)!  YOU NEED A frackING HAIRCUT!

He slammed his desk, and stomped out.  The other 300 of us were laughing our asses off, and telling our prof how gorgeous his hair was.  

probably this guy.

[pwrcat1]

Not really a quote from a professor, but during my natural disasters final 4ish years ago in Umberger a freshmen exploded when he realized he was going to fail the final, and the class.

frack THIS CLASS!  AND frack YOU, MR (forgot profs name)!  YOU NEED A frackING HAIRCUT!

He slammed his desk, and stomped out.  The other 300 of us were laughing our asses off, and telling our prof how gorgeous his hair was.  

probably this guy.

Ding, ding, ding!!!!!!! FTW!

[phicat1448]

"If your morals can change what made them right in the first place"

James Bloodgood

First day of my Business Ethics class Fall of 2009

Bloodgood is legit.  Didn't you already graduate Ben Ji? What gives?

Mine:
"It's like that old saying: 'If it's too good to be true...or if its free....well most things aren't free.'"
-Bill R. Borth

[hemmy]

"Masters exterminate the slaves"

Anonymous CIS professor

[WildCatzPhreak]

Not really a quote from a professor, but during my natural disasters final 4ish years ago in Umberger a freshmen exploded when he realized he was going to fail the final, and the class.

frack THIS CLASS!  AND frack YOU, MR (forgot profs name)!  YOU NEED A frackING HAIRCUT!

He slammed his desk, and stomped out.  The other 300 of us were laughing our asses off, and telling our prof how gorgeous his hair was.  

probably this guy.

Ding, ding, ding!!!!!!! FTW!

Yep, that's him.

[pwrcat1]

Not really a quote from a professor, but during my natural disasters final 4ish years ago in Umberger a freshmen exploded when he realized he was going to fail the final, and the class.

frack THIS CLASS!  AND frack YOU, MR (forgot profs name)!  YOU NEED A frackING HAIRCUT!

He slammed his desk, and stomped out.  The other 300 of us were laughing our asses off, and telling our prof how gorgeous his hair was.  

probably this guy.

Ding, ding, ding!!!!!!! FTW!

Yep, that's him.

When I was in his class he messed up and gave my friend, who should have had a 98% in the class, a 61% and then refused to change it.  She had to go to the dean of the dept and eventually of the university before Clarky fixed her grade. He also lost my paper, worth 5% of the final grade, and told me that I had never turned it in.  Thankfully, I had submitted it online and had proof but it still took him 2 months before he submitted his grade change form to the school.  I would email him every other day and finally he just quit responding. 

[fatty fat fat]

"Welcome to Chemistry 1"

-Yasmin Patel

 

[phicat1448]

"Welcome to Chemistry 1"

-Yasmin Patel

 

+1

[Stupid Fitz]

Not sure if he is still there but, MIS instructor B Kovar saying "motherboard" like he was talking about his junk was hilarious.

[Lamesauce]

“We use base 10 because we have 10 fingers.  If we had 8 fingers, we’d probably use base 8.  And if we only had 2 fingers…well, we probably wouldn’t have computers, because it’s hard to build and use a computer with only 2 fingers.”

Also

“See, we just decided the correct answer by majority.  That’s how science works.”

[Lamesauce]

"Welcome to Chemistry 1"

-Yasmin Patel

 

Was too elite for Chem 1. Took chem 2 with Patel first semester freshman year. Loved her.

[steve dave]

:points at my ACT score on a piece of paper:
:points at my college GPA on same piece of paper:

"What the hell is going on here?"
-Katkid's dad

 

[EllToPay]

anything that came out of krishna akkina's managerial econ class.

pure gold.

[steve dave]

anything that came out of krishna akkina's managerial econ class.

pure gold.

parody post?  It was kinda lol when he left all the answers to the tests on the dry erase board on the day of the test.  I wanted to tell him to have some self respect and erase them but I'm pretty sure he was doing it on purpose. 

[jthutch]

Mike Lin Graphics art workshop

We design for fen shui (sp).  But with his accent fen Shui sounds like phone Sex.  Lots of nervous laughter ensues.