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October 14, 2009, 07:26:19 AM
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hey neanderthals,

how about you guys just try not sticking things in your ears period. retards.

 :ohno: Is it bad to?  Seems gross not to though :dunno:
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October 14, 2009, 08:01:54 AM
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Bacon... no point in saving money when it shrinks to nothing after cooking it.

October 14, 2009, 08:10:48 AM
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jacks frozen pizza or die. obviously. get out of my face tombstone, digiornos, californias pizza kitchen and all the rest of the not number one frozen pizzas.
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sorry but jacks frozen pizza is the substitute, wow.


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

New warning: Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.

October 14, 2009, 08:11:24 AM
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gas grills and steak joints, give me Morton's or give me my own janky hardwood fueled grill. Style points don't count with food it's all about flavor.

October 14, 2009, 08:46:14 AM
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orange juice, only tropicana and florida's natural for me.  wont even drink minute maid...gtfo i'm no peasant

frozen, canned concentrate.  you can make the juice as stout as you want.

October 14, 2009, 09:35:03 AM
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jacks frozen pizza or die. obviously. get out of my face tombstone, digiornos, californias pizza kitchen and all the rest of the not number one frozen pizzas.
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sorry but jacks frozen pizza is the substitute, wow.

yes, please stay on topic. If this was a thread titled, "Crap pizza I buy because I can't afford good pizza", then it would be fine.

October 14, 2009, 12:57:46 PM
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Salad dressing is a huge issue. I used to be a big Hidden Valley fan, but then I tried Lighthouse. It's the stuff in a jar next to the lettuce. Their ranch, jalapano ranch, and ceasar dressings are f'ing amazing.

October 14, 2009, 01:10:18 PM
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Salad dressing is a huge issue. I used to be a big Hidden Valley fan, but then I tried Lighthouse. It's the stuff in a jar next to the lettuce. Their ranch, jalapano ranch, and ceasar dressings are f'ing amazing.

This stuff will blow your mind.  Not available at all Hyvees.   :bs:

October 14, 2009, 01:19:35 PM
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Cookies: no substitutes for Chips Ahoy or Oreos.

October 14, 2009, 01:24:22 PM
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Cookies: no substitutes for Chips Ahoy or Oreos.

On that note: Chewy Chips Ahoy over hard. Why settle for hard when chewy is available?

October 14, 2009, 01:27:06 PM
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hydrox were way better than oreos.

October 14, 2009, 01:36:31 PM
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Cookies: no substitutes for Chips Ahoy or Oreos.

On that note: Chewy Chips Ahoy over hard. Why settle for hard when chewy is available?

No.  Those stay chewy for a reason.  Not a good one.

hydrox were way better than oreos.

No.  Best attempt.  Not as good. 

JMHO.

October 14, 2009, 01:40:42 PM
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GTFOMF with crap paper towels.  They don't clean up dog piss to save their life, and when you've got a Husky half-breed running around pissing all over your damn house, that is a rather important selling point.  Bounty FTW.

October 14, 2009, 08:29:55 PM
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jacks frozen pizza or die. obviously. get out of my face tombstone, digiornos, californias pizza kitchen and all the rest of the not number one frozen pizzas.
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sorry but jacks frozen pizza is the substitute, wow.

sorry to inform you of this, but it's probable that you are the substitute. again, sorry here. it did not feel good informing you of this.
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October 14, 2009, 08:39:58 PM
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FMV cheese slices have zero flavor. i dont' even think its cheese.


Gotta go with Kraft or GTFO.
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October 14, 2009, 09:24:20 PM
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Cookies: no substitutes for Chips Ahoy or Oreos.

On that note: Chewy Chips Ahoy over hard. Why settle for hard when chewy is available?

No.  Those stay chewy for a reason.  Not a good one.

hydrox were way better than oreos.

No.  Best attempt.  Not as good. 

JMHO.
You like the hard Chips Ahoy? WTF is wrong with you?

October 14, 2009, 09:26:23 PM
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FMV cheese slices have zero flavor. i dont' even think its cheese.


Gotta go with Kraft or GTFO.

Kraft=substitute for real cheese.

Go to the deli counter for cheese or GTFO :curse:

October 14, 2009, 09:33:59 PM
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Cookies: no substitutes for Chips Ahoy or Oreos.

On that note: Chewy Chips Ahoy over hard. Why settle for hard when chewy is available?

No.  Those stay chewy for a reason.  Not a good one.

hydrox were way better than oreos.

No.  Best attempt.  Not as good. 

JMHO.
You like the hard Chips Ahoy? WTF is wrong with you?

seriously, what a complete loser

October 14, 2009, 11:52:57 PM
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Storebought choc chip cookies and bread.  GTFO

Homemade all the way.   :lick:

October 15, 2009, 08:17:56 AM
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great thread btw, stupid fitz.  very hard to come up with these answers.

another for me--->  pillows.  i don't think i need to explain this.  pay 5 bones for a pillow, get 5 bones worth of sleep.

another for me---> soap.  when you wash your hands as much as i do, it pays to pay for a quality soap.

another for me--->  q-tips.  the fake ones suck ass.



Toilet Paper.  Has to be Charmin Extra Strong.


*hint* -->try costco brand *hint*



thanks Clams and welcome back

completely agree on Q-tips. The cheap ones are like jamming sharpened pencils in your ear.

They also bend really easily.   :yuck:
The fuzz comes off in your ear.

IS THERE NO END TO HOW BAD THEY ARE!?  :curse:

hey neanderthals,

how about you guys just try not sticking things in your ears period. retards.

 :flush:



Says the guy with waxy biuld up coming out of his ears.

October 15, 2009, 08:21:47 AM
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This thread has started to suck terribly after starting out with a ton of potential.




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October 15, 2009, 09:14:54 AM
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Cookies: no substitutes for Chips Ahoy or Oreos.

On that note: Chewy Chips Ahoy over hard. Why settle for hard when chewy is available?

No.  Those stay chewy for a reason.  Not a good one.

hydrox were way better than oreos.

No.  Best attempt.  Not as good. 

JMHO.
You like the hard Chips Ahoy? WTF is wrong with you?

seriously, what a complete loser

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October 15, 2009, 09:25:09 AM
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I thought of something else:  Coffee.  I'm not drinking that Folgers instant garbage.  Gotta get the good stuff.  :users:

October 15, 2009, 09:32:14 AM
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This thread has started to suck terribly after starting out with a ton of potential.






I blame Daris

October 15, 2009, 09:36:13 AM
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Gummy Bears.  Haribo kick all other gummy bears square in the gummy balls.
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October 15, 2009, 10:03:45 AM
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Gummy Bears.  Haribo kick all other gummy bears square in the gummy balls.

QFT.

When I was in 4th grade we had an exchange student from Germany.  He brought all kinds of Haribo gummy bears and had them sent over by his parents while he was here.  This was way before most of the USA had been introduced to the things.  Felt pretty elite.  Would send like 12 packages every year for Christmas after he went back, always looked forward to the big package from Germany.  I remember years later when I first started seeing Haribo in stores that I had truly been blessed.

October 15, 2009, 10:16:03 AM
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great thread btw, stupid fitz.  very hard to come up with these answers.

another for me--->  pillows.  i don't think i need to explain this.  pay 5 bones for a pillow, get 5 bones worth of sleep.

another for me---> soap.  when you wash your hands as much as i do, it pays to pay for a quality soap.

another for me--->  q-tips.  the fake ones suck ass.



Toilet Paper.  Has to be Charmin Extra Strong.


*hint* -->try costco brand *hint*



thanks Clams and welcome back

completely agree on Q-tips. The cheap ones are like jamming sharpened pencils in your ear.

They also bend really easily.   :yuck:
The fuzz comes off in your ear.

IS THERE NO END TO HOW BAD THEY ARE!?  :curse:

hey neanderthals,

how about you guys just try not sticking things in your ears period. retards.

 :flush:



Says the guy with waxy biuld up coming out of his ears.

nope. qtips are useless, stupid and do more harm then good. lmao at qtip users.  :users:

October 15, 2009, 11:12:25 AM
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great thread btw, stupid fitz.  very hard to come up with these answers.

another for me--->  pillows.  i don't think i need to explain this.  pay 5 bones for a pillow, get 5 bones worth of sleep.

another for me---> soap.  when you wash your hands as much as i do, it pays to pay for a quality soap.

another for me--->  q-tips.  the fake ones suck ass.



Toilet Paper.  Has to be Charmin Extra Strong.


*hint* -->try costco brand *hint*



thanks Clams and welcome back

completely agree on Q-tips. The cheap ones are like jamming sharpened pencils in your ear.

They also bend really easily.   :yuck:
The fuzz comes off in your ear.

IS THERE NO END TO HOW BAD THEY ARE!?  :curse:

hey neanderthals,

how about you guys just try not sticking things in your ears period. retards.

 :flush:



Says the guy with waxy biuld up coming out of his ears.

nope. qtips are useless, stupid and do more harm then good. lmao at qtip users.  :users:

Looks like someone got a spanking one time for running around the house with Q-tips sticking out of their ears and nose.

 :runaway:<----with Q-tips

October 15, 2009, 11:24:41 AM
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Gummy Bears.  Haribo kick all other gummy bears square in the gummy balls.

OMG yes.
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October 15, 2009, 11:51:00 AM
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Cookies: no substitutes for Chips Ahoy or Oreos.

On that note: Chewy Chips Ahoy over hard. Why settle for hard when chewy is available?

No.  Those stay chewy for a reason.  Not a good one.

hydrox were way better than oreos.

No.  Best attempt.  Not as good. 

JMHO.
You like the hard Chips Ahoy? WTF is wrong with you?

seriously, what a complete loser

You guys are retards, chewy Chips Ahoy's taste like ass.