Author Topic: Comparable Substitutes You Are Too Elite For (Read 6321 times)

Stupid Fitz · October 13, 2009, 01:59:20 PM

GTFOOMF Snack Packs. Jello pudding cups are so much more delicious. Worth the extra 2 bucks IMO.

steve dave · October 13, 2009, 02:15:50 PM

seasonings. Got some red pepper (flake and powder) for about 50 cents each once and immediately threw both away after trying. The low cutoff point would be Tones. Anything lower rent than Tones can GTFOOMF.

jmlynch1 · October 13, 2009, 02:17:19 PM

Hot dog buns

Chingon · October 13, 2009, 02:21:08 PM

Pickles. Claussen or nada.

Jalapeno Slices. Mrs. Renfro or nada.

Tequila. Jose Cuervo and Montezuma can get bent.

pissclams · October 13, 2009, 02:24:25 PM

Quote from: steve dave on October 13, 2009, 02:15:50 PM

seasonings. Got some red pepper (flake and powder) for about 50 cents each once and immediately threw both away after trying. The low cutoff point would be Tones. Anything lower rent than Tones can GTFOOMF.

holy hell this is so true. thought i hit the lottery one day when i was at wal-mart, they have a ton of stuff for like $.50-$.75 per. problem is the crap sucks ass. garbage.

Quote from: jmlynch1 on October 13, 2009, 02:17:19 PM

Hot dog buns

another QFT. the store brand ones go stale in like 45 minutes. now, if i'm tailgating and buying for a bunch of drunk friends then i will go cheap but never for my self.

i'd like to add mac and cheese. never skimp and buy the cheap crap, omfg.

jeffy · October 13, 2009, 02:36:31 PM

Salsa. If it's Pace or below, it's a waste of my time.

Stupid Fitz · October 13, 2009, 02:51:27 PM

Haircuts too. This guy waits for noone. Appointment places only for me.

steve dave · October 13, 2009, 02:59:55 PM

Toilet Paper. Has to be Charmin Extra Strong.

pissclams · October 13, 2009, 03:04:50 PM

great thread btw, stupid fitz. very hard to come up with these answers.

another for me---> pillows. i don't think i need to explain this. pay 5 bones for a pillow, get 5 bones worth of sleep.

another for me---> soap. when you wash your hands as much as i do, it pays to pay for a quality soap.

another for me---> q-tips. the fake ones suck ass.

Quote from: steve dave on October 13, 2009, 02:59:55 PM

Toilet Paper. Has to be Charmin Extra Strong.

*hint* -->try costco brand *hint*

KITNfury · October 13, 2009, 03:10:47 PM

Condoms. The lowest I'll go are the ones from coin operated machines.

cyclist · October 13, 2009, 03:12:46 PM

Usually will not drink whiskies that are not Single Malt Scotch.

I may, on occasion, drink finer Bourbon or finer Blended Scotch whiskies.

114hickory · October 13, 2009, 03:18:07 PM

Peanut Butter

jeffy · October 13, 2009, 03:27:19 PM

Quote from: pissclams on October 13, 2009, 03:04:50 PM

another for me---> pillows. i don't think i need to explain this. pay 5 bones for a pillow, get 5 bones worth of sleep.

Tempurpedic.

Got the slightly cheaper brand "Sleep Zone" mattress.

The extra sleep has been well worth the investment. I now have to take my pillow along when I stay in motels.

pissclams · October 13, 2009, 03:38:42 PM

yup, and they sell them at bed bath and beyond so you can use your 20% off coupon.

steve dave · October 13, 2009, 03:44:39 PM

Condiments of almost all kinds. Mayo, mustard, salad dressing, etc.

jthutch · October 13, 2009, 03:48:51 PM

Shoes! Gotta have a nice comfortable pair of shoes. Pay less can GTFOOMF

Stupid Fitz · October 13, 2009, 04:00:56 PM

Quote from: pissclams on October 13, 2009, 03:04:50 PM

great thread btw, stupid fitz. very hard to come up with these answers.

another for me---> pillows. i don't think i need to explain this. pay 5 bones for a pillow, get 5 bones worth of sleep.

another for me---> soap. when you wash your hands as much as i do, it pays to pay for a quality soap.

another for me---> q-tips. the fake ones suck ass.

Quote from: steve dave on October 13, 2009, 02:59:55 PM
Toilet Paper. Has to be Charmin Extra Strong.

*hint* -->try costco brand *hint*

thanks Clams and welcome back

completely agree on Q-tips. The cheap ones are like jamming sharpened pencils in your ear.

steve dave · October 13, 2009, 04:01:44 PM

Quote from: Stupid Fitz on October 13, 2009, 04:00:56 PM

Quote from: pissclams on October 13, 2009, 03:04:50 PM
great thread btw, stupid fitz. very hard to come up with these answers.

another for me---> pillows. i don't think i need to explain this. pay 5 bones for a pillow, get 5 bones worth of sleep.

another for me---> soap. when you wash your hands as much as i do, it pays to pay for a quality soap.

another for me---> q-tips. the fake ones suck ass.

Quote from: steve dave on October 13, 2009, 02:59:55 PM
Toilet Paper. Has to be Charmin Extra Strong.

*hint* -->try costco brand *hint*

thanks Clams and welcome back

completely agree on Q-tips. The cheap ones are like jamming sharpened pencils in your ear.

They also bend really easily.

jthutch · October 13, 2009, 04:09:57 PM

Quote from: steve dave on October 13, 2009, 04:01:44 PM

Quote from: Stupid Fitz on October 13, 2009, 04:00:56 PM
Quote from: pissclams on October 13, 2009, 03:04:50 PM
great thread btw, stupid fitz. very hard to come up with these answers.

another for me---> pillows. i don't think i need to explain this. pay 5 bones for a pillow, get 5 bones worth of sleep.

another for me---> soap. when you wash your hands as much as i do, it pays to pay for a quality soap.

another for me---> q-tips. the fake ones suck ass.

Quote from: steve dave on October 13, 2009, 02:59:55 PM
Toilet Paper. Has to be Charmin Extra Strong.

*hint* -->try costco brand *hint*

thanks Clams and welcome back

completely agree on Q-tips. The cheap ones are like jamming sharpened pencils in your ear.

They also bend really easily.

The fuzz comes off in your ear.

steve dave · October 13, 2009, 04:13:30 PM

Quote from: jthutch on October 13, 2009, 04:09:57 PM

Quote from: steve dave on October 13, 2009, 04:01:44 PM
Quote from: Stupid Fitz on October 13, 2009, 04:00:56 PM
Quote from: pissclams on October 13, 2009, 03:04:50 PM
great thread btw, stupid fitz. very hard to come up with these answers.

another for me---> pillows. i don't think i need to explain this. pay 5 bones for a pillow, get 5 bones worth of sleep.

another for me---> soap. when you wash your hands as much as i do, it pays to pay for a quality soap.

another for me---> q-tips. the fake ones suck ass.

Quote from: steve dave on October 13, 2009, 02:59:55 PM
Toilet Paper. Has to be Charmin Extra Strong.

*hint* -->try costco brand *hint*

thanks Clams and welcome back

completely agree on Q-tips. The cheap ones are like jamming sharpened pencils in your ear.

They also bend really easily.
The fuzz comes off in your ear.

IS THERE NO END TO HOW BAD THEY ARE!?

ksuno1stunner · October 13, 2009, 06:20:50 PM

orange juice, only tropicana and florida's natural for me. wont even drink minute maid...gtfo i'm no peasant

The1BigWillie · October 13, 2009, 06:37:48 PM

Red Bull > all others. Rock Star, Monster, etc... can GTFOOMF.

Rick Daris · October 13, 2009, 06:51:19 PM

Quote from: steve dave on October 13, 2009, 04:13:30 PM

Quote from: jthutch on October 13, 2009, 04:09:57 PM
Quote from: steve dave on October 13, 2009, 04:01:44 PM
Quote from: Stupid Fitz on October 13, 2009, 04:00:56 PM
Quote from: pissclams on October 13, 2009, 03:04:50 PM
great thread btw, stupid fitz. very hard to come up with these answers.

another for me---> pillows. i don't think i need to explain this. pay 5 bones for a pillow, get 5 bones worth of sleep.

another for me---> soap. when you wash your hands as much as i do, it pays to pay for a quality soap.

another for me---> q-tips. the fake ones suck ass.

Quote from: steve dave on October 13, 2009, 02:59:55 PM
Toilet Paper. Has to be Charmin Extra Strong.

*hint* -->try costco brand *hint*

thanks Clams and welcome back

completely agree on Q-tips. The cheap ones are like jamming sharpened pencils in your ear.

They also bend really easily.
The fuzz comes off in your ear.

IS THERE NO END TO HOW BAD THEY ARE!?

hey neanderthals,

how about you guys just try not sticking things in your ears period. retards.

Stupid Fitz · October 13, 2009, 07:09:41 PM

Black Labs, GTFOOMF with your half breed chocolate, yellow, golden, silver, charcoal, and pretty much any other color they have. Matter of fact:

Black Labs, GTFOOMF any other dog

catdude33 · October 13, 2009, 08:26:48 PM

Malt-o-meal cereal can gtfoomf. I like a sturdy box surrounding my bag of cereal.

raquetcat · October 13, 2009, 09:08:59 PM

pop, I can't be drinking the sam's club choice soda, it's pepsi or coke for me

Rick Daris · October 13, 2009, 09:15:49 PM

jacks frozen pizza or die. obviously. get out of my face tombstone, digiornos, californias pizza kitchen and all the rest of the not number one frozen pizzas.

pwrcat1 · October 13, 2009, 09:24:51 PM

Ketchup has to be Heinz. HAS TO BE!

Dirty Sanchez · October 13, 2009, 11:02:31 PM

The real thing. No pocket poosies.

kst8cat · October 13, 2009, 11:42:43 PM

Quote from: Dirty Sanchez on October 13, 2009, 11:02:31 PM

The real thing. No pocket poosies.

My best friend got one of those for his birthday. Keeps telling me I should get one.

Frozen pot pies: You have to spend about $2.50 for a decent one. The 50 cent ones suck! Also agree with previous posts about mac & cheese, peanut butter, and soda. Although I do like Dr. Thunder almost as well as Dr. Pepper.

Author Topic: Comparable Substitutes You Are Too Elite For (Read 6321 times)

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