New Colorado Coach Thread

[The Kaiser]

that KSU was negotiating with Patterson without tcu's knowledge or consent and once Fitz opened his pie hole KSU was guilty of tampering with tcu's employee.  The only way out was to drop the whole freakin deal and go back to OB's, because I don't think KSU was getting somebody else without an AD or president in place.

I am predicting Venables to CU.

[kougar24]

Can you imagine my meltdown if Patterson went to a Big XII North school not named Kansas State?

Good lord, that would be ridiculous.

[JTKSU]

Can you imagine my meltdown if Patterson went to a Big XII North school not named Kansas State?

Good lord, that would be ridiculous.

Or Venables.  Either one in the north would frustrate me to no end.  Probably squirt a few if that ever happens.

[KSUTOMMY]

I would like the following:

1. GP
2. BV






133. OBz
489. Charles Manson
874. Osama Bin Laden
875. Ron Prince
876. Satan

[ksu_FAN]

Only in Boulder.

BOULDER — After an embarrassing loss at Toledo, Colorado football players knew they would have a hostile greeting when they returned home, but maybe they didn't know the extent of it.

They do now.

"I have this geology class," senior linebacker and captain Marcus Burton said Tuesday, "and the professor's like, 'You people may think this class is boring. We're just talking about rocks. But it's no more boring than both the CU games. Marcus, you're a captain. Can you tell us about that?'

"He calls me out on the floor. I wanted to leave, but I didn't. I'm in the class to learn. I'm not there to talk about football."

[steve dave]

Only in Boulder.

BOULDER — After an embarrassing loss at Toledo, Colorado football players knew they would have a hostile greeting when they returned home, but maybe they didn't know the extent of it.

They do now.

"I have this geology class," senior linebacker and captain Marcus Burton said Tuesday, "and the professor's like, 'You people may think this class is boring. We're just talking about rocks. But it's no more boring than both the CU games. Marcus, you're a captain. Can you tell us about that?'

"He calls me out on the floor. I wanted to leave, but I didn't. I'm in the class to learn. I'm not there to talk about football."

What an amazing prof.  I would love to be teaching em'up and call on Hrebec to come up front to get the business for the rest of the class' enjoyment.

[sonofdaxjones]

Only in Boulder.

BOULDER — After an embarrassing loss at Toledo, Colorado football players knew they would have a hostile greeting when they returned home, but maybe they didn't know the extent of it.

They do now.

"I have this geology class," senior linebacker and captain Marcus Burton said Tuesday, "and the professor's like, 'You people may think this class is boring. We're just talking about rocks. But it's no more boring than both the CU games. Marcus, you're a captain. Can you tell us about that?'

"He calls me out on the floor. I wanted to leave, but I didn't. I'm in the class to learn. I'm not there to talk about football."

What an amazing prof.  I would love to be teaching em'up and call on Hrebec to come up front to get the business for the rest of the class' enjoyment.

Hey, welcome back on this Monday to Geo 211 . . . before we begin talking some more about the root causes of landslides in North America, I'd like Carson Coffman to come up here and explain to all of us how in the hell he missed completely on 8 straight passes . . .

[steve dave]

Only in Boulder.

BOULDER — After an embarrassing loss at Toledo, Colorado football players knew they would have a hostile greeting when they returned home, but maybe they didn't know the extent of it.

They do now.

"I have this geology class," senior linebacker and captain Marcus Burton said Tuesday, "and the professor's like, 'You people may think this class is boring. We're just talking about rocks. But it's no more boring than both the CU games. Marcus, you're a captain. Can you tell us about that?'

"He calls me out on the floor. I wanted to leave, but I didn't. I'm in the class to learn. I'm not there to talk about football."

What an amazing prof.  I would love to be teaching em'up and call on Hrebec to come up front to get the business for the rest of the class' enjoyment.

Hey, welcome back on this Monday to Geo 211 . . . before we begin talking some more about the root causes of landslides in North America, I'd like Carson Coffman to come up here and explain to all of us how in the hell he missed completely on 8 straight passes . . .

lols.  I can picture the class now:

 
 
   
 

 = students
 = asian students

[Pike]

Only in Boulder.

BOULDER — After an embarrassing loss at Toledo, Colorado football players knew they would have a hostile greeting when they returned home, but maybe they didn't know the extent of it.

They do now.

"I have this geology class," senior linebacker and captain Marcus Burton said Tuesday, "and the professor's like, 'You people may think this class is boring. We're just talking about rocks. But it's no more boring than both the CU games. Marcus, you're a captain. Can you tell us about that?'

"He calls me out on the floor. I wanted to leave, but I didn't. I'm in the class to learn. I'm not there to talk about football."

What an amazing prof.  I would love to be teaching em'up and call on Hrebec to come up front to get the business for the rest of the class' enjoyment.

Hey, welcome back on this Monday to Geo 211 . . . before we begin talking some more about the root causes of landslides in North America, I'd like Carson Coffman to come up here and explain to all of us how in the hell he missed completely on 8 straight passes . . .

lols.  I can picture the class now:

 
 
   
 

 = students
 = asian students

PSSSHHHH. Best post of the decade imo. Seriously just laughed my ass off. Good work.

[Irish4Cats]

I think you are all kidding yourself. A CU player in class, yea right.

[CatsNShocks]

I would like the following:

1. GP
2. BV






133. OBz
489. Charles Manson
874. Osama Bin Laden
875. Ron Prince
876. Satan

Satan should be much higher IMO. Dude could recruit like a mofo.

[Copper Bowl]

Only in Boulder.

BOULDER — After an embarrassing loss at Toledo, Colorado football players knew they would have a hostile greeting when they returned home, but maybe they didn't know the extent of it.

They do now.

"I have this geology class," senior linebacker and captain Marcus Burton said Tuesday, "and the professor's like, 'You people may think this class is boring. We're just talking about rocks. But it's no more boring than both the CU games. Marcus, you're a captain. Can you tell us about that?'

"He calls me out on the floor. I wanted to leave, but I didn't. I'm in the class to learn. I'm not there to talk about football."

What an amazing prof.  I would love to be teaching em'up and call on Hrebec to come up front to get the business for the rest of the class' enjoyment.

Hey, welcome back on this Monday to Geo 211 . . . before we begin talking some more about the root causes of landslides in North America, I'd like Carson Coffman to come up here and explain to all of us how in the hell he missed completely on 8 straight passes . . .

lols.  I can picture the class now:

 
 
   
 

 = students
 = asian students

PSSSHHHH. Best post of the decade imo. Seriously just laughed my ass off. Good work.

See, sometimes I see I post on here, like some lame-o asking one of the rare women who might post here if she likes it "ITB", and think . . . "How in the fracking hell is there an ESPN banner up there???"

But it's an off-color post of this quality that keeps me a-comin back.

[kst8cat]

I told you that Mike Shanahan was their dream candidate back in September.  Others listed here as well:

If there is a change, the list of candidates will be a large one. Expect athletic director Mike Bohn to aim high and go from there.

How high? We`re guessing Bohn will begin by testing former Bronco coach Mike Shanahan`s temperature.

Despite rumors to the contrary, the two have not spoken. Neither have they had discussions through intermediaries.

But it`s an intriguing possibility. Shanahan has two more years of being paid $7 million by former boss Pat Bowlen, meaning money wouldn`t be a major issue in Boulder -- for at least a couple of years.

The positives? Along with an immediate bump in ticket sales and a couple of Super Bowl rings, Shanahan would bring to CU a high-profile, high-powered list of donors who could fill CU`s donations coffers in a hurry. Such a hire would put CU back on the map immediately.

(We interrupt this dream, however, to inject a little dose of reality. CU has traveled this road before. We mention Chuck Fairbanks only as fair warning.)

It`s also difficult to imagine Shanahan developing an interest in recruiting. He`s a man who loves studying football -- not poring over lists of prep stars. Game plans, salary caps and free agency are his areas of expertise, not selling a program to 18-year-olds and their parents.

But it is nevertheless a fascinating thought.

Other names you are sure to hear if Hawkins is indeed on the way out?

Former head coaches such as Phil Fulmer (Tennessee) and Tommy Tuberville (Auburn) are sure to be mentioned. Oklahoma defensive coordinator Brent Venables usually finds his name in the mix when jobs open up.

Then there are current head coaches who might be ready to move up to a BCS school.

Houston`s Kevin Sumlin is a hot commodity this year. A year ago, the man on lots of folks` list was Buffalo`s Turner Gill. One guy we like is Air Force coach Troy Calhoun, who has a solid pro background (Broncos) as well as the proven ability to pick up and win in a hurry, as he did in his first year at AFA.

And, of course, there will be the names that hard-core CU fans favor: Jon Embree. Eric Bieniemy. Dave Logan.

http://www.dailycamera.com/cu-college-sports/ci_13804778

[The Kaiser]

in the comments.  That would really chap some Husker ass.

[FecalBuff]

I want Gary Patterson or Kevin Sumlin. I think we'll get either of them. The University is going to have to pony up the money somehow, because I don't see how da Cawk stays.

[chum1]

Hawk was a hot candidate last time around.  They'll probably have a WTF hire this time.

[michigancat]

Love the Dave Logan mention in every CU coaching search article.

[JTKSU]

I want Gary Patterson or Kevin Sumlin. I think we'll get either of them. The University is going to have to pony up the money somehow, because I don't see how da Cawk stays.

Why would Patterson take such a huge step backwards? 

[cas]

mangino to buffies. chance to play his old crew every year. my god, could get ugly. can't think mangino would succeed because he's ugly, you know?

[chum1]

Love the Dave Logan mention in every CU coaching search article.

I think Dave Logan is Denver's biggest celebrity for some weird reason.  They adore him.

[JTKSU]

mangino to buffies. chance to play his old crew every year. my god, could get ugly. can't think mangino would succeed because he's ugly, you know?

No way the admin @ Boulder hires that fat bastard.  Would never pass the good looks portion of the interview.

[kst8cat]

Good news is that CU can't afford a new coach right now.  They don't have the cash to buy out Hawkins and sign a decent coach.  Not saying it can't happen, but their boosters would have to step up in a major way to make it happen.  Sucks to be a Buff.  

 

[catsfan20052006]

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