Date Tonite!

[Chingon]

Hey guys, I am pumped!  I have a date with Jennifer L. tonight (eat at Panera and then see "All About Steve" @ 9:20 her idea)  .  Have to admit I am a bit nervous  and don't know how to make the "first move". 

If all goes well, could be a long night! (Her 'rents are out of town [went to La-La]!) 

You all have any pointers for a newbie? What kind of beer do girls like? (Should I even get beer? Maybe wine p.s. sd check pm)


ps no gross stuff please

TIA

[jeffy]

Roofies

[Chingon]

Roofies

 

[jthutch]

Roofies

Nice and classless, cyclist would be proud.

[steve dave]

Oh man, got the PM.  When did this happen?  My bro said he would buy you the beer/wine but you have to give him a $20.  He's a real dill-hole about it these days.  Pretty late movie so you're lucky your parents are out of town. How is she getting to stay out so late?  Her parents seem pretty hardcore and are always telling me about God and crap.  

[Pett]

Roofies

They should be called floorsies fwiw.

[Rick Daris]

Oh man, got the PM.  When did this happen?  My bro said he would buy you the beer/wine but you have to give him a $20.  He's a real dill-hole about it these days.  Pretty late movie so you're lucky your parents are out of town. How is she getting to stay out so late?  Her parents seem pretty hardcore and are always telling me about God and crap. 

d00d, it's her parents that are out of town not his. chingon lives with his mom and she's a nurse (night shift) so he doesn't have to worry about that stuff. don't get beer though. i don't think girls like beer. maybe get some shnaps (sp?). i've heard that girls like the taste of it. dunno, just a thought. good luck bro!

[steve dave]

Oh man, got the PM.  When did this happen?  My bro said he would buy you the beer/wine but you have to give him a $20.  He's a real dill-hole about it these days.  Pretty late movie so you're lucky your parents are out of town. How is she getting to stay out so late?  Her parents seem pretty hardcore and are always telling me about God and crap.  

d00d, it's her parents that are out of town not his. chingon lives with his mom and she's a nurse (night shift) so he doesn't have to worry about that stuff. don't get beer though. i don't think girls like beer. maybe get some shnaps (sp?). i've heard that girls like the taste of it. dunno, just a thought.

Oh man, my bad.  Mis-read.  Yeah, don't get beer.  Last time we were out with some Soph. girls they wouldn't drink it.  They drank Boones Farm Raspberry so that is probably a safe bet.  Misty P. got sick on it and puked on the seat of Joe's dad's Explorer LMAO  He still made out with her though 

[michigancat]

All About Steve is not getting good reviews.

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/all_about_steve/

[Rick Daris]

Oh man, got the PM.  When did this happen?  My bro said he would buy you the beer/wine but you have to give him a $20.  He's a real dill-hole about it these days.  Pretty late movie so you're lucky your parents are out of town. How is she getting to stay out so late?  Her parents seem pretty hardcore and are always telling me about God and crap.  

d00d, it's her parents that are out of town not his. chingon lives with his mom and she's a nurse (night shift) so he doesn't have to worry about that stuff. don't get beer though. i don't think girls like beer. maybe get some shnaps (sp?). i've heard that girls like the taste of it. dunno, just a thought.

Misty P. got sick on it and puked on the seat of Joe's dad's Explorer LMAO  He still made out with her though 

yeah. well i know a certain person who made out with her before she left the lake party and threw up in that suv. next time you see joe, ask him how her puke and my saliva tastes. lmao. 

[steve dave]

Oh man, got the PM.  When did this happen?  My bro said he would buy you the beer/wine but you have to give him a $20.  He's a real dill-hole about it these days.  Pretty late movie so you're lucky your parents are out of town. How is she getting to stay out so late?  Her parents seem pretty hardcore and are always telling me about God and crap.  

d00d, it's her parents that are out of town not his. chingon lives with his mom and she's a nurse (night shift) so he doesn't have to worry about that stuff. don't get beer though. i don't think girls like beer. maybe get some shnaps (sp?). i've heard that girls like the taste of it. dunno, just a thought.

Misty P. got sick on it and puked on the seat of Joe's dad's Explorer LMAO  He still made out with her though 

yeah. well i know a certain person who made out with her before she left the lake party and threw up in that suv. next time you see joe, ask him how her puke and my saliva tastes. lmao. 

God she is so slutty.  I heard she is considering maybe doing it with Brandon M. after homecoming.

[Chingon]

Oh man, got the PM.  When did this happen?  My bro said he would buy you the beer/wine but you have to give him a $20.  He's a real dill-hole about it these days.  Pretty late movie so you're lucky your parents are out of town. How is she getting to stay out so late?  Her parents seem pretty hardcore and are always telling me about God and crap.  

Oh man, got the PM.  When did this happen?  My bro said he would buy you the beer/wine but you have to give him a $20.  He's a real dill-hole about it these days.  Pretty late movie so you're lucky your parents are out of town. How is she getting to stay out so late?  Her parents seem pretty hardcore and are always telling me about God and crap.  

d00d, it's her parents that are out of town not his. chingon lives with his mom and she's a nurse (night shift) so he doesn't have to worry about that stuff. don't get beer though. i don't think girls like beer. maybe get some shnaps (sp?). i've heard that girls like the taste of it. dunno, just a thought. good luck bro!

Not as easy these days, Mom's got a new BF and he's trying to be a hard-ass.  Lucky for me tonight is "drinking night" for him, so I don't have to worry about the Lt. until noon tomorrow.

I think I'll get some Smirnoff Ice's or something.  Easier for me to drink anyway, and they don't make me stink as much.

[Chingon]

All About Steve is not getting good reviews.

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/all_about_steve/

Man, I know, but she loves those kind of movies.  I'll bite the bullet in this case. 

[michigancat]

All About Steve is not getting good reviews.

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/all_about_steve/

Man, I know, but she loves those kind of movies.  I'll bite the bullet in this case. 

If bad and she's bored, maybe she'll play with your balls or something. 

If she likes it, she'll probably get all horny and stuff.

Win-win IMO.

[ECN]

too bad its not my wife before i married her.

she's played with a lot of balls and stuff.

[Chingon]

All About Steve is not getting good reviews.

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/all_about_steve/

Man, I know, but she loves those kind of movies.  I'll bite the bullet in this case. 

If bad and she's bored, maybe she'll play with your balls or something. 

If she likes it, she'll probably get all horny and stuff.

Win-win IMO.

Speaking of....

I was planning on trimming up before the date,  how short is too short?

[jeffy]

All About Steve is not getting good reviews.

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/all_about_steve/

Man, I know, but she loves those kind of movies.  I'll bite the bullet in this case. 

If bad and she's bored, maybe she'll play with your balls or something. 

If she likes it, she'll probably get all horny and stuff.

Win-win IMO.

Speaking of....

I was planning on trimming up before the date,  how short is too short?

Go the whole way.  Chicks dig a shorn scrotum.

[ew2x4]

Make sure to wack it before you see her.

[Dirty Sanchez]

Just don't get it on your ear.

[Joker]

A chick that doesn't like beer is not worth dating IMO.  So, go ahead and buy the beer, and see if she'll drink it.  If she won't, then you know not to waste your time/money. 

[Chingon]

A chick that doesn't like beer is not worth dating IMO.  So, go ahead and buy the beer, and see if she'll drink it.  If she won't, then you know not to waste your time/money. 

What kind of beer?  Is Heienekeien too "show-offy"?  Maybe Coronas?

[WillieWannabe]

Wow, talk about an insider thread.

Mike's Hard has worked for me in the past.

[michigancat]

A chick that doesn't like beer is not worth dating IMO.  So, go ahead and buy the beer, and see if she'll drink it.  If she won't, then you know not to waste your time/money. 

What kind of beer?  Is Heienekeien too "show-offy"?  Maybe Coronas?

chings, have you considered a drive in double feature?  There's a good oppy for some action between shows.

[The1BigWillie]

Never say... "Suck me beautiful!!"

[frankencat]

Ask her if she likes orange juice, if she says yes, say me too lets f8ck.  It's worked for me acouple times.

[steve dave]

A chick that doesn't like beer is not worth dating IMO.  So, go ahead and buy the beer, and see if she'll drink it.  If she won't, then you know not to waste your time/money. 

What kind of beer?  Is Heienekeien too "show-offy"?  Maybe Coronas?

chings, have you considered a drive in double feature?  There's a good oppy for some action between shows.

This wouldn't disturb me as much if I didn't know that MICat did actually just go to a drive in double feature 

[michigancat]

A chick that doesn't like beer is not worth dating IMO.  So, go ahead and buy the beer, and see if she'll drink it.  If she won't, then you know not to waste your time/money. 

What kind of beer?  Is Heienekeien too "show-offy"?  Maybe Coronas?

chings, have you considered a drive in double feature?  There's a good oppy for some action between shows.

This wouldn't disturb me as much if I didn't know that MICat did actually just go to a drive in double feature 

going later.  Later.  

[steve dave]

A chick that doesn't like beer is not worth dating IMO.  So, go ahead and buy the beer, and see if she'll drink it.  If she won't, then you know not to waste your time/money. 

What kind of beer?  Is Heienekeien too "show-offy"?  Maybe Coronas?

chings, have you considered a drive in double feature?  There's a good oppy for some action between shows.

This wouldn't disturb me as much if I didn't know that MICat did actually just go to a drive in double feature 

going later.  Later.  

Planning ahead 

[cas]

chings, for a second date idea.

go out for a bike ride.

honestly works like a charm.

[JTKSU]

Wow, talk about an insider thread.

Mike's Hard has worked for me in the past.

Nothing gay about this at all.