Classic Movie Lines

[McGrowlTowelZac]

"Michael, I did nothing. I did absolutely nothing, and it was everything I thought it could be." 

[cyclist]

"Now you listen to me, I'm an advertising man, not a red herring. I've got a job, a secretary, a mother, two ex-wives and several bartenders that depend upon me, and I don't intend to disappoint them all by getting myself "slightly" killed."

[yoga-lika_abana]

"Michael, I did nothing. I did absolutely nothing, and it was everything I thought it could be." 

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[WillieWannabe]

"Austria! Well, then. G'day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!"

[Lurker]

What's the flight situation?

Simple. There's no way on earth we're going to get out of here tonight. We'd have more luck playing pickup sticks with our butt-cheeks than we will getting a flight out of here before daybreak.

I guess we'll find out soon enough.

Yeah, but by the time the airline cancels this flight, which they will sooner or later, you'd have more of a chance to find a three-legged ballerina than you would a hotel room.

Are you saying I could be *stuck* in Wichita?

I'm saying you *are* stuck in Wichita.

[MOKSUAZ]

"you wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?"

[willie83]

"you wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?"

Caddy Shack

[ERA7777]

Harmony-The girl on the left, next to the brazillian Billy Bob Thornton

Harry-Oh, thats a bit of a reach.

Harmony-That blonde. She's pathetic.

Harry-Why?

Harmony-Well for starters, she's been fracked more times than she's had hot meals.

Harry-You know I heard about that.  It was neck and neck and then she skipped lunch......

Weird Friend- Blah, Blah, Blah

Harry-I tell you what, if you change your mind about that drink, I'll be over there by the native american Joe Pesci.

[yoga-lika_abana]

Tell us everything! Everything!

Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

[yoga-lika_abana]

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

[schreds21]

Tell us everything! Everything!

Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

Goonies

[schreds21]

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Princess Bride

[schreds21]

"I'll make ya famous."

Young Guns (can't remember if 1 or 2)

[schreds21]

You surprised to see us?
Oh, ____....If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now.

Christmas Vacation

[schreds21]

This movie's already been quoted but this is one of my favorite lines-
"Give me a Dr. Pepper and a Diablo sandwich and make it fast because I'm in a God damn hurry!"

[schreds21]

"You look like the piss boy."
"And you look like a bucket of crap!"

[willie83]

"You look like the piss boy."
"And you look like a bucket of crap!"

Ha, "History of the World Part 1"

It's good to be da King!

[schreds21]

"You look like the piss boy."
"And you look like a bucket of crap!"

Ha, "History of the World Part 1"

It's good to be da King!

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

Harmony-The girl on the left, next to the brazillian Billy Bob Thornton

Harry-Oh, thats a bit of a reach.

Harmony-That blonde. She's pathetic.

Harry-Why?

Harmony-Well for starters, she's been fracked more times than she's had hot meals.

Harry-You know I heard about that.  It was neck and neck and then she skipped lunch......

Weird Friend- Blah, Blah, Blah

Harry-I tell you what, if you change your mind about that drink, I'll be over there by the native american Joe Pesci.

Harry and the Hendersons!

[cyclist]

This movie's already been quoted but this is one of my favorite lines-
"Give me a Dr. Pepper and a Diablo sandwich and make it fast because I'm in a God damn hurry!"

lol.  Smokey and the Bandit !  Here are a few more lines:

Bandit: Well, go girl, go!
Carrie: [She is driving] I'm goin' I'm goin! I got the metal to the petal and the thing to the floor!

Buford T. Justice: What we're dealing with here is a complete lack of respect for the law.

Big Enos: Any fool who would paint his truck like this would show up at a minister's funeral dressed in feathers.

[ltrain37]

What's the flight situation?

Simple. There's no way on earth we're going to get out of here tonight. We'd have more luck playing pickup sticks with our butt-cheeks than we will getting a flight out of here before daybreak.

I guess we'll find out soon enough.

Yeah, but by the time the airline cancels this flight, which they will sooner or later, you'd have more of a chance to find a three-legged ballerina than you would a hotel room.

Are you saying I could be *stuck* in Wichita?

I'm saying you *are* stuck in Wichita.

Planes, Trains and Automobiles

[cyclist]

"Look I probably should have told you this before but you see... well... insanity runs in my family... It practically gallops."

Another hint:

[last lines]
Mortimer Brewster: No, no. I'm not a Brewster. I'm the son of a sea-cook! Ha! Ha! Chaaaaarrrge!
[he runs off across the cemetary]
Cab Driver: And I'm not a cab driver, I'm a coffee pot!

[cyclist]

"Now you listen to me, I'm an advertising man, not a red herring. I've got a job, a secretary, a mother, two ex-wives and several bartenders that depend upon me, and I don't intend to disappoint them all by getting myself "slightly" killed."

A hint:

Eve Kendall: What happened with your first two marriages?
Roger Thornhill: My wives divorced me.
Eve Kendall: Why?
Roger Thornhill: They said I led a dull life.

[cas]

"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse."

[ERA7777]

Harmony-The girl on the left, next to the brazillian Billy Bob Thornton

Harry-Oh, thats a bit of a reach.

Harmony-That blonde. She's pathetic.

Harry-Why?

Harmony-Well for starters, she's been fracked more times than she's had hot meals.

Harry-You know I heard about that.  It was neck and neck and then she skipped lunch......

Weird Friend- Blah, Blah, Blah

Harry-I tell you what, if you change your mind about that drink, I'll be over there by the native american Joe Pesci.

Harry and the Hendersons!

God I wish, but no, this was a different one.  This quote should help...

Harry - Oh yeah, you're gay.....well.

Gay Perry - Perry?  Yeah.

Harry - So are you still gay?

Gay Perry - Who me?  No, I'm knee deep in pussy.  Just liked the name so much, I couldn't get rid of it.

[cyclist]

"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse."

The Godfather

More lines:

[delivering his rehearsed speech]
Luca Brasi: Don Corleone, I am honored and grateful that you have invited me to your daughter... 's wedding... on the day of your daughter's wedding. And I hope their first child be a masculine child. I pledge my ever-ending loyalty.

[Tessio brings in Luca Brasi's bulletproof vest, delivered with a fish inside]
Sonny: What the hell is this?
Clemenza: It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.

[Lurker]

What's the flight situation?

Simple. There's no way on earth we're going to get out of here tonight. We'd have more luck playing pickup sticks with our butt-cheeks than we will getting a flight out of here before daybreak.

I guess we'll find out soon enough.

Yeah, but by the time the airline cancels this flight, which they will sooner or later, you'd have more of a chance to find a three-legged ballerina than you would a hotel room.

Are you saying I could be *stuck* in Wichita?

I'm saying you *are* stuck in Wichita.

Planes, Trains and Automobiles

[Lurker]

(Gunshot)  "He hates these cans. Stay away from the cans."

[cyclist]

(Gunshot)  "He hates these cans. Stay away from the cans."

The Jerk !

More lines:

Navin R. Johnson: For one dollar I'll guess your weight, your height, or your sex.

[Navin recites some wisdom]
Navin R. Johnson: Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.

[Speaking to Marie in bed while she sleeps]
Navin R. Johnson: I know we've only known each other four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like nine weeks and five days. The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days. And the third day seemed like a week again and the fourth day seemed like eight days. And the fifth day you went to see your mother and that seemed just like a day, and then you came back and later on the sixth day, in the evening, when we saw each other, that started seeming like two days, so in the evening it seemed like two days spilling over into the next day and that started seeming like four days, so at the end of the sixth day on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days. And the sixth day seemed like a week and a half. I have it written down, but I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it.

Navin R. Johnson: Good Lord - I've heard about this - cat juggling! Stop! Stop! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Good. Father, could there be a God that would let this happen?

[Lurker]

(Gunshot)  "He hates these cans. Stay away from the cans."

The Jerk !

More lines:

Navin R. Johnson: For one dollar I'll guess your weight, your height, or your sex.

[Navin recites some wisdom]
Navin R. Johnson: Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.

[Speaking to Marie in bed while she sleeps]
Navin R. Johnson: I know we've only known each other four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like nine weeks and five days. The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days. And the third day seemed like a week again and the fourth day seemed like eight days. And the fifth day you went to see your mother and that seemed just like a day, and then you came back and later on the sixth day, in the evening, when we saw each other, that started seeming like two days, so in the evening it seemed like two days spilling over into the next day and that started seeming like four days, so at the end of the sixth day on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days. And the sixth day seemed like a week and a half. I have it written down, but I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it.

Navin R. Johnson: Good Lord - I've heard about this - cat juggling! Stop! Stop! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Good. Father, could there be a God that would let this happen?

Had a feeling you'd be the one to get it right Cyclist