Broken Bones and Ligament tears

[Kat Kid]

Me:

Broke- both arms (ulna?), clavicle, dislocated elbow

Ligament tear- knee (partial lcl)

[steve dave]

Broke my wrist in kindergarten (purple cast bitches).

[Kat Kid]

Broke my wrist in kindergarten (purple cast bitches).

Mom or dad?  (Let me know if you want to pm about it)

[fatty fat fat]

wow. props.

[hemmy]

Broken ribs in 8th grade

[Ghost of Stan Parrish]

Shredded both knees a few years apart: ACL, MCL, the whole deal.  Before that, I had Osgood-Schlatter disease in my knees and popped my kneecap out of place playing football in middle school.  I was also on crutches for tearing an ankle tendon after I landed on someone else's foot playing basketball.  Most recently, I tore my calf muscle playing soccer.  Now I have to take an Excederin every morning, and I'm probably destined for a wheelchair in a few decades (or some cool robotic replacement legs, that haven't even been invented yet).

But, hey, no broken bones!   

[jeffy]

Hyperextended my elbow in freshman football.  Doctor said it should have been broken, but because I drank lots of milk, it stayed put.

That's about as close as I've come to breaking a bone.

[steve dave]

Broke my wrist in kindergarten (purple cast bitches).

Mom or dad?  (Let me know if you want to pm about it)

 

[Kat Kid]

Broke my wrist in kindergarten (purple cast bitches).

Mom or dad?  (Let me know if you want to pm about it)

  <------------except with a purple cast on one of those.

[steve dave]

Broke my wrist in kindergarten (purple cast bitches).

Mom or dad?  (Let me know if you want to pm about it)

  <------------except with a purple cast on one of those.

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[FelixRex]

I had to wear a black "pirate" patch in kindergarten, but it was because of a lazy eye. And once, I bruised my tailbone falling out a recliner (I was too lazy to try and flip around and "stick the landing" and figured "WTH, I'll just ride this out").

[Rick Daris]

have had stitches three different times. nothing worse. i'm pretty badass though so take it fwiw.

[treysolid]

Broke my leg just above the ankle from climbing the kitchen cupboards when I was about 2.  Hairline fracture of my nose from a mountain biking accident.  ACL and meniscus tear from basketball at the Rec.  

[Pett]

Broke my leg when I was three. My sister told me jump off of the bed and she'd catch me. She was just six at the time, bad idea...

[PowercatPat]

I severely sprained my ankle playing baseball in 6th grade.

[ew2x4]

Sprained my ankles many o times. lots of cuts that required stitches.

[Dirty Sanchez]

Took a line drive off my hand pitching in slowpitch (it was either my hand or my throat, easy choice).  Might have broken the hand, but x-rays were inconclusive. Swelled up like a bitch, though.

Got a pair of fishhooks stuck in the middle of my back when I was 12.  Was at a farmpond about 7 miles back on dirt roads.  So I knelt in the back of the suburban while we drove the 40 miles back to Abilene.  Doc deaded it pretty good and just grabbed a pair of pliers and pulled.  Hurt worse watching it get pulled from what I hear.

Got stitches only 3 times.  Once was for the appendix.  The other 2 times were at the same time on the top of my head when I was real little.  Just remember that, kids, when your mom tells you not to jump off furniture because you might get hurt.

[jthutch]

Broke my right hand playing flag football in 8th grade P.E.  Coach said my knuckle touched the back of my arm.  Got out of some homework because I couldn't write for a few weeks.

I sprain my ankles about 2 times per year. 

Put a Chainsaw through 3 knuckles on my right hand.  (middle through pinky).  I had to repel out of a tree after I did it, you don't have very good grip when you almost cut off 3 fingers.

[catdude33]

A lot of FPs in this thread.  Never broke/torn anything.   

[Kat Kid]

I like how half the people who posted went 50+ words into non serious injuries.  I didn't start a thread called freaking boo boo's and band-aids you pansies.

As for the "well I've never broken anything so I'm awesomely hardcore" morons---ill let you in on a little secret.  Evil knevil broke every bone in his body.  Is he lame?  Stfu

[powercatmiller]

Had a golfball size cist taken out of my knee. Had feelers on it like a octopus. had to take a chunk of bone out to get it out. Have little dent there now.

Have had 5 concussions

3 football
1 hit head on beam thingy in toy store(tall cousin on his shoulders)
1 water skiing tried to do flip landed on head concusion and rearrange vertebra.
Other than that im normal

[cyclist]

Broke my right ankle just before my senior year in high school.

Had a walking cast put on.

[sys]

acl + lots of meniscus crap.


a bit off topic, but also hit by a car (as a pedestrian).  flipped truck on interstate.  some snakebites.  always feel cheated when i go to a hospital and don't get morphine.  i love that crap.

[kstate16]

broke my arm trying to tackle Chris Harper at emporia state football camp
had knee surgery, on crutches for two months couldn't run for 8 months
broke nose when a ball took a bad hop right in my face

[cireksu]

never torn/broke anything.  Do have an injured shoulder from baseball.  Not torn though.

[Perry]

Broke both wrists simultaneously flying over the handlebars on my bike. 2 purple casts 
Broke my ankle when I tripped down stairs and landed funny.
Fractured my hand just below my pinky when I fell during gym and landed with my hand flat on the ground. The button on my jeans is what hit it. Kinda weird.

[Dirty Sanchez]

Jeffy put a table sawblade 3/4 of the way through his finger.

[Cole]

Broke both wrists simultaneously flying over the handlebars on my bike. 2 purple casts 
Broke my ankle when I tripped down stairs and landed funny.
Fractured my hand just below my pinky when I fell during gym and landed with my hand flat on the ground. The button on my jeans is what hit it. Kinda weird.

damn, i bet that sucked you couldn't  for a while. haha but i would hope you have a girlfriend to take care of that for you.  but maybe you were young when that happened so maybe not. idk though.

[wes mantooth]

Broken hand
Broken fibula + dislocated ankle = plate, 10 screws, 2 pins.

All in high school football

[Dirty Sanchez]

Papercut on my johnson.